Funny opponent quotes. - Page 3

I played a casual four player FFA on kulas ravine and as the game started I declared in the chat that I was going to build nothing but vikings.

So all of these guys just sits in their corner and macroes up, there are some skirmishes and some random pokes at my base which I fend off with my retardedly one dimensional army. Fifteen minutes later I fly out with 200/200 vikings and just darkens the sky over the first players base with my +3 +3 vikings, landing them just about covers all the ground that there is and his base just dissolves in a second. I lift off fly over to the next player and do the same. The third guy however, a zerg has set up spore colonies everywhere and he is at like 200/200 ultralisks. I realize that I can't land right on top of the ultralisks so I turn around to land them at a safe side of the map. Now this guy types:

"lol you noob, scared of my ultolosks (I derive that he means ultralisks). You lost man, just quit."

So I fly back over to the now empty side of the map to set down my vikings in safety and then I stroll over towards his base, at the center of the map he rushes my arc of vikings with full supply worth of ultralisks and they just evaporate without barely killing a single viking. At this point he types in the chat:

"FUCK YOU you cheating BITCH, you god damn hacker!"
I respond: "How am I cheating? Not only did I go for a ridiculously stupid build. I even told you before we started what I was going to do "

Now there is a moment of silence for about half a minute. Then he types.

"FUCK YOU you made me break my mouse you fuckin bitch!"
Player has left the game.

That absolutely made my day