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Galleon.frigate
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada721 Posts
May 19 2010 15:18 GMT
#121
lost to a bm winner on kulous ravine, classic base race which he won with just a few units and no production capability. While he was ranting about how I suck, I sent drones to make extractors everywhere I could, and told him I going to make a sandwich.

took him 6 minutes to kill 'em all off
Sting
Profile Joined May 2003
Serbia76 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 15:25:02
May 19 2010 15:24 GMT
#122
The funiest game so far was when I played some guy named Strom. I start as usual giving the good old:

me: gl hf
Strom: stfu and die nab!

then a few days later I played him again in the ladder but this time he types first:

Strom: stfu and die nab! (I notice it's the same guy there)
me: omg you again? (and he say)
Strom: you wanna die again?

Anyone else played this guy?
Resurrection : Life sux and then you die. And then, life sux again...
Mellotron
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States329 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 15:26:04
May 19 2010 15:25 GMT
#123
Why do people get such a kick out of this? Its really frustrating when you are trying to learn to play against decent strats and you keep running into people who have like 1 sleazy build that only works because its the least amount of effort for the most amount of gain. Sure, a win is a win, but not everyone wants to play 50 minute "come get me" games against Terrans who think its funny to put 30 turrets on an island and just sit there. Its so much better to lose to a Terran that actually makes a move on the map and shuts your shit down rather than just sitting there. Probably 75 percent of the in game rage in these posts was absolutely warranted. This thread is great etc whatever but not everyone thinks its funny to spend all day playing against stuff that just isnt satisfying, win or lose.
Starcraft player since 1999
Zexion
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden971 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 15:31:42
May 19 2010 15:29 GMT
#124
On May 19 2010 13:36 Haemonculus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 12:50 kerr0r wrote:
On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]

Reminds me of the good old "Alt+Q+Q reveals the map!" (Yes, that actually works occasionally...)


Hahaha. I'm so tempted to tell someone that "F10 + N" will show if your opponent is map hacking!



Haha, I'm definitely going to try that one!

OT:
The only funny thing I remember is when I tried 6 pool for the first time against a Protoss while he decided to do a cannon rush (or try to at least). When my lings was at his base, 2 cannons were just about to finish so I could slip through them and kill all his probes.

Him: omg, fucking noob strat
you suck
Me: Well, you are doing a cannon rush, but sadly you failed...

He doesn't reply but after like 1 minute he writes in caps:
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN YOU !"#&@ MORON!!!!!!!!!

And then he just left...

On May 20 2010 00:18 Galleon.frigate wrote:
lost to a bm winner on kulous ravine, classic base race which he won with just a few units and no production capability. While he was ranting about how I suck, I sent drones to make extractors everywhere I could, and told him I going to make a sandwich.

took him 6 minutes to kill 'em all off


In my opinion, what you did was bad manners
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
May 19 2010 15:38 GMT
#125
Some dude tried to cannon rush me, and after I defended it he said: "It looked a lot easier when Nony was doing it."



In a TvP where I did the fast expand then 3 rax. Protoss scouted my walling rax had no addon, and asked me "You win all your games with Banshee cheese?" He proceeded to build cannons in his main. I asked him what he was talking about and he said "no addon on walling rax means banshee cheese or you suck."

A short time later I walked over his army and main easily with a force of rines and marauders.
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 15:47:42
May 19 2010 15:46 GMT
#126
I played a toss who didn't build anything but zealots, and very few zealots at that. After I had killed his army, I received this exchange:

opponent: ¿cuantos años tienes? (how old are you)
me: 17
opponent: ¿CUANTOS AÑOS TIENES?!!!!!!
me: 17...
opponent: FUCK U
(leaves)

edit: holy shit I'm a hydralisk
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
Frost.stropheum
Profile Joined April 2010
United States71 Posts
May 19 2010 16:01 GMT
#127
On May 19 2010 06:39 chekthehek wrote:
i was in a match

me: haha i win (after killing his army)
him: i guess so
him: gg
me : lol rage quit
him has left the gmae


This thread isn't about posting your own bad manner-ness. thats not even funny
My lips are sealed
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
May 19 2010 16:05 GMT
#128
On May 20 2010 00:46 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
edit: holy shit I'm a hydralisk


I don't know why, but I laughed really hard at that.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Bash
Profile Joined August 2007
Finland1533 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 22:50:16
May 19 2010 22:50 GMT
#129
[image loading]

After me having a massively retardedly failed 2 gate and getting my gas stolen, I get faced with a really hardcore 4 gate all-in (he doesn't build one probe after he begins his assault) versus my delayed and awkward 3gate robo. I of course did not feel like losing today so I went into hero hold mode and despite having all 3 of my warpgates repeatedly unpowered, held on to a solid 6 minutes of units warped in at my wide scrap station ramp. After killing both his proxy pylons, he whips out the bm stick. Me being a master of on-the-spot wit respond with a "lol noob".
I can't sing and I can't dance, but still I know how to clap my hands.
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
May 19 2010 22:54 GMT
#130
"nice timing maphack attack"

#1 Kwanro Fan
Xyik
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada728 Posts
May 19 2010 23:11 GMT
#131
why are there no bm pictures of me.
i'm 10x funnier than these clowns.
Doc Daneeka
Profile Joined March 2010
United States577 Posts
May 19 2010 23:46 GMT
#132
jeez why don't i get any of this stuff in my games? people generally say nothing at all or just basic manner stuff. i think maybe once someone whined at me about the gaming being broken cos he surrounded his base with spinecrawlers and was just barely getting his first units out (hydras) around the time i rolled him over with like 30 mutas and he just said "typical muta masser"

i told him "you can't just sit in your base and build towers"

him: whatever, f this


not very funny, right? my social sc2 experience hasn't been very rich so far...
payed off security
hefty
Profile Joined January 2005
Denmark555 Posts
May 19 2010 23:54 GMT
#133
I were watching a friend own a guy in w3. Nothing had been said the whole game.. that is until my friend was destroying his base and he suddenly went:

"WHY YOU NOT BALANCE ON MY BIRTHDAY ?!!? "

Precious!
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
May 20 2010 00:12 GMT
#134
On May 19 2010 06:39 chekthehek wrote:
i was in a match

me: haha i win (after killing his army)
him: i guess so
him: gg
me : lol rage quit
him has left the gmae


props to that guy for being good mannered -_-
slops to you, sir.
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
May 20 2010 01:23 GMT
#135
this thread needs more idra
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
May 20 2010 01:25 GMT
#136
On May 20 2010 07:50 Bash wrote:
[image loading]

After me having a massively retardedly failed 2 gate and getting my gas stolen, I get faced with a really hardcore 4 gate all-in (he doesn't build one probe after he begins his assault) versus my delayed and awkward 3gate robo. I of course did not feel like losing today so I went into hero hold mode and despite having all 3 of my warpgates repeatedly unpowered, held on to a solid 6 minutes of units warped in at my wide scrap station ramp. After killing both his proxy pylons, he whips out the bm stick. Me being a master of on-the-spot wit respond with a "lol noob".


this sounds epic post replay!
HobbitGotGame
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada178 Posts
May 20 2010 01:37 GMT
#137
Got 6 or 8 pooled or something + sunken rushed ZvZ. Held it off losing 1 drone and some lings. He proceeded to call out bullshit, and rage quit. =\
Noev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1105 Posts
May 20 2010 01:52 GMT
#138
On May 20 2010 08:46 Doc Daneeka wrote:
jeez why don't i get any of this stuff in my games? people generally say nothing at all or just basic manner stuff. i think maybe once someone whined at me about the gaming being broken cos he surrounded his base with spinecrawlers and was just barely getting his first units out (hydras) around the time i rolled him over with like 30 mutas and he just said "typical muta masser"

i told him "you can't just sit in your base and build towers"

him: whatever, f this


not very funny, right? my social sc2 experience hasn't been very rich so far...


i know exactly what you mean, i never get anything funny, except one guy who tried to tell me i was a lier when i said glhf. he told me he knew i didnt really want him to have fun or want him to have good luck i told him i did because i like good games, we played a straight up game and my immortals broke his front killed maybe 1 marine before he says "told you so" and quit
AzNxRaVeR
Profile Joined June 2004
United States211 Posts
May 20 2010 02:05 GMT
#139
[image loading]
kekeke
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
May 20 2010 02:16 GMT
#140
Idra's "gg blizzard" takes the cake
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