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pred470r

Bulgaria3265 Posts

May 21 2010 06:36 GMT

#201

here's one
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after that he left the game

Issor

United States870 Posts

May 22 2010 18:02 GMT

#202

apparently, (badly) cannon rushing (i got my nat up despite the cannons) and then building one stalker as you get void rays is a new strat. I mean I guess he said i was bad because i had enough money to put down 4 hatcheries so i could win the base trade, but w/e, he tried to do the same thing.

slowmanrunning

Canada285 Posts

May 22 2010 19:50 GMT

#203

I may post screens of it later, but until then

Me(Z) v Him(P)
on a 4 player map

Him: so hows your day?
*at this point i figure he's trying to distract me as he rushes, so I answer quickly and shortly*
Me: bad
Him: why's that?
Me:cause
*at this point I'm 8 pooling, because I'm expecting a rush, and if he doesn't, or does I'll have decent economy, and try to get in some harass or damage*
Him: your gonna rush me aren't you?
Me: yep
*we play for about a minute, then my initial six lings and 1 more pair, plus the 14 lings from my first injection pop and go to the middle, both ovies scouted the across spots and I know where he is.*
*22 lings rush into his base he went one gate cyber, and had 1 zealot at his base (other two were at the naga watch towers, but i didn't know that until I watched the replay*
Him: WOW
Me: well at least I was upfront about it
*my lings killed off all of his probes in the mineral line, the 1 zealot at base being dealt with by about 5 of them*
Him: GG

Kisra

United Kingdom466 Posts

May 22 2010 19:56 GMT

#204

After a fairly short game, I'd lost my army and my main to a marauder push, blue being Terran. If you glance at the minimap, you can see there's my base in the bottom right corner. Originally, this was just an expo to get a little more gas in for mutas.

The moment the Terran had killed my base, he cited "gg" at me. Normally at this point I'd assume the game was lost, but pre-emptive gg's really, really annoy me.So at this little hidden expo I quickly built a spire while my base was dying and got to work.

Terran poked once or twice, but didn't seem to see the threat.

The end result was death by Broodlords, and this glorious quote.

Starzerg, anyone?

DysFUNKtional

Canada51 Posts

May 22 2010 20:10 GMT

#205

pretty easy game, the guy was raging so badly, I guess he doesn't know how good scouting is... Here my replay if you want to watch it =p
http://www.sc2rc.com/index.php/replay/show/6262

slowmanrunning

Canada285 Posts

May 22 2010 20:12 GMT

#206

so i was in arranged 2v2s gold, and it's twilight fortress, we have a few skirmishes, but mostly we're teching, then toss came into the side of my teammates base and recalled with a mothership, had 15 void rays, 4 colloxi, 20 stalkers, and started killing all that stuff off, then terran came in with a small mmm ball, but enough to seriously weaken my corrupters and stall my lings on their way over.

So the guy typed gg for me

Him: gg
Me: offensive gg is bm
Him: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING DICK
Him: I WAS BEING NICE MANNERED YOU NOOB SHIT
Him: FUCKING NOOB
Me: offensive gg shows arrogance, just so you know
Him: LOL NOOB SHIT I DONT CARE IM WINNING
Me: I'm really not gonna say gg now
Me: btw menopause much?
Me has left the game!
Me's teammate has left the game!

He was plat with his teammate, and really only won because of my corrupters a little ways away at the time, so his void rays charged.

Tookie22

United States187 Posts

May 22 2010 21:11 GMT

#207

I was in a 2v2 and the opponent team said "nr 20" which i thought was hilarious after taht i used the new overseer ability to stop his robo production and he goes "wtf" and kills his robo lmao

They proceeded to beat us

refraxion

Canada88 Posts

May 22 2010 22:01 GMT

#208

"I loved it when I didn't have to cheese to win"

When I beat him in a 1v1 TvT match with a reaper and he went early reaper -- I just bunkered him though and had a marauder in my base.

He just raged quit, it was pretty funny.

Littlegeek

12 Posts

May 22 2010 22:18 GMT

#209

On May 21 2010 03:49 Rikerr wrote:

Show nested quote +

think you're thinking of a different map

Maybe I should have said an island, as there are definitely islands on Metalopolis...and it was definitely Metalopolis

Ritsu

United States5 Posts

May 22 2010 22:39 GMT

#210

There are a total of 0 islands on metalopolis.

http://www.nibbits.com/media/screenshots/132/199/preview.jpg

TOloseGT

United States1145 Posts

May 22 2010 22:55 GMT

#211

On May 23 2010 07:18 Littlegeek wrote:

Show nested quote +

Maybe I should have said an island, as there are definitely islands on Metalopolis...and it was definitely Metalopolis

I'm thinking you meant that 2 player map with those 2 islands behind the spawn points?

cyclone25

Romania3344 Posts

May 22 2010 22:57 GMT

#212

I was playing a 2v2, and my ally's mineral line kept getting harassed by 4-5 mutalisks. He was constantly moving his army in and out of his base, while I was pinging on the map with the intention to make him join my army as our opponents were getting closer with their armies. After a few more pings by me, he goes: "SEC, I'M FUCKING GETTING ATTACKED HERE !!!!!!"

SayaSP

Laos5494 Posts

May 23 2010 01:57 GMT

#213

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1962/screenshot002qk.jpg
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6205/screenshot120k.jpg

lol, I was just kidding with the singapore thing but yeah

Kakisho

United States240 Posts

May 23 2010 02:18 GMT

#214

Well, not really a BM but whatever, I was playing a ZvT on Steppes of War when both of us see a sign that says battle.net will close in 5 minutes in order to patch.

Kinda went like

(After throwing my entire strat away, canceling extractors and queens, making only zerglings and sending all my drones at him):

Me: TAAAKE THISSS!
Me: WHAT? YOU CAN'T BLOCK THE MAIN WITH YOUR BARRACKS, MAN
Him: lol

(I kill a supply depot and go for the main after killing his 2 marines)

Me: DUDE, STOP, STOP REPAIRING
Me: YOU CAN'T REPAIR YOUR COMMAND CENTER

(I send units I made from my base while he attacks with his SCV's after his center dies)

Me: ONLY ONE MINUTE LEFT, DIEEEE!

(I attack his refineries and second depot)

Me: HAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO WIN!
Me: WHAT?!?! YOU CAN'T LIFT OFF YOUR BARRACKS
Me: YOU CAAAN'T LIFT OFF YOUR BARRACKS (Game Disconnects).

Redfish

United States142 Posts

May 23 2010 02:36 GMT

#215

I had one TvP game on Steppes of War where I was going for an early heavy marine FE. As soon as I sent my scout down to him, I knew something was up - he had very few probes, one pylon, no gateway, no gas. I scout the rest of the map for proxies while working to defend against the inevitable zealot all in, but can't find anything. Nothing happens and eventually I send a bunch of marines into his main to force him to show what he's doing. My marines, to my surprise, just walk through his base and destroy him. In chat, he goes "AH THE ONE UNIT ALL IN RUSH NICE SKILL SIR".

When I looked back at the replay, I saw he did nothing for the entire first minute of the game. By nothing I mean no probes mining, no nothing, just sitting idle.

Also had this happen last night, different game:

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MamiyaOtaru

United States1687 Posts

May 23 2010 06:31 GMT

#216

2v2 took out one of my opponents. The other cannoned up and chilled. My partner tells me opponent no 2 is probably going mass void rays and or carriers, so I make hydras and he makes a crap ton of vikings. Opponent no 2 dies to our combined force (we have the whole map). Right before the end:

him: Terran, you should have just gone tanks

because that would have been totally advantageous against Void Rays. Maybe he just wishes we'd killed the cannons and finished him earlier heh

slowmanrunning

Canada285 Posts

May 23 2010 06:36 GMT

#217

On May 19 2010 06:39 chekthehek wrote:
i was in a match

me: haha i win (after killing his army)
him: i guess so
him: gg
me : lol rage quit
him has left the gmae

not really that funny... at all
plus your sorta the one that's an ass in that convo, for no reason.

Univirsul

United States7 Posts

May 23 2010 06:38 GMT

#218

I think the worst I have had was someone just being a complete jackass to me and my 2s partner (who unfortunately was lagging out incredibly badly) basically giving a gg before the game started. I really wish we could have just wrecked them and made them eat their words but my partner lagged out and I was wiped out soon after.

Pandain

United States12989 Posts

May 23 2010 07:03 GMT

#219

Lol I remember one time it was a 2v2. Giving the usual gl hf, he justs says "fuck you."
The most hilarious part was when he said "we can all tell your a nigger." Im not n.n

My teammate left in the first minute, and i beat them both by myself.

dartoo

India2889 Posts

May 23 2010 07:33 GMT

#220

I had this TvT game whereI noticed my opponent was going to tech to banshees.

So I took about 6 marines and 6 marauders and attacked,he just held off the attack,but my next batch of solidiers were ready,and with siege tanks in siege mode. When I bust through his wall, I start to fry his buildings..

Him:Okay..okay..
Him:Just stop..
Me

Him:You win okay..gg bye!

wha? just a simple gg would've sufficed :D

I dont really speak much to my opponents apart from gl hf and gg.

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