Some guy cannon rushed me, and I assumed the game was over.
He does a super bad manner early GG, so I made his life hard.

Him: GG
I SAID GG
GG GODDAMMIT SLAKNLSDFERSFZD

I proceeded to run my probes all over the map. I made him chase them across the map for 10 minutes before he remembered that all he had to do was kill my buildings.

And in a placement match I went colossi vs terran, and I guess this guy was brand new to the beta.

Him: WTF
Him: holy shit wtf is that??
Him: shit shit shit
Him: oh god shit fuck shit
<opponent> has left the game!

rich_kane

United Kingdom8 Posts

May 24 2010 19:39 GMT

#242

Zerg player: Im not leaving till you tell me how to counter your build!

Zerokaiser

Canada885 Posts

May 24 2010 19:44 GMT

#243

On May 25 2010 04:39 rich_kane wrote:
Zerg player: Im not leaving till you tell me how to counter your build!

MAAASSS HYYYYYDRAAAAAA

selboN

United States2523 Posts

May 24 2010 19:46 GMT

#244

On May 25 2010 01:07 joolz wrote:
[image loading]

context: we both 2 rax marauder'd but i proxied one of my rax and micro'd just enough to get the edge over him

http://www.sc2rc.com/index.php/replay/show/6399
Haha just played him and he raged on me through the game and for like 10 minutes after in PMs.
Edit: Oh shit and I played you the game before, you're good :D

-infinite-

United States44 Posts

May 24 2010 19:59 GMT

#245

On May 25 2010 01:48 Nokeboy wrote:
I like how all these jerks proxy someone and then post their opponents BM. Specially when its like in the silver/gold league. I always get annoyed, how the hell is proxying helping you get better in the game?

Proxy a good player and find out. You can learn more than you think.

And a proxy late game is actually a tactic. Don't think that just because you have a proxy out there that it == cheese attempt.

Mellotron

United States329 Posts

May 24 2010 20:02 GMT

#246

On May 25 2010 01:23 Kambo_Rambo wrote:
90% of the posts here are about people boasting their win - and nearly all of them aren't funny.

Amen.

Sometimes i wish there was a best of 3 style ladder, where someone had to beat you twice to earn the win. Its ten times easier to beat someone once you know what kind of player they are. I never lose regames to people who beat me with stupid garbage in the first game.

Satallgeese

United States239 Posts

May 24 2010 20:06 GMT

#247

Random 3v3 teammate and I got into a little quip as the opponents cleared our bases.

Me: Well, I guess thats gg then.
Teammate: Not really it was a bg because you sucked
Me: Oh really? whose army was the only one to even attempt to push outside our own main?
Teammate: You still f*cking sucked.
Me: Oh, so tell me, o' masterful one, how exactly do I get better like "you"?
Teammate: Send your mom over to my house again tonight.
Teammate disconnects
Teammate 2: Looks like someone has penis envy!

mamelouk

France135 Posts

May 24 2010 20:20 GMT

#248

On May 19 2010 14:32 slowmanrunning wrote:
not mine but worthwhile
[image loading]

It's in another thread remotely similar to this one.

you sir, win this thread

eagerreaver

United States6 Posts

May 24 2010 21:38 GMT

#249

i played in a game where a guy proxy pyloned me and then kept talking to me so i wouldn't notice and be distracted. At the beginning he was like, 'glhf, but sorry in advance'. He was asking me what build he should do, and i was just like, 'i dunno dude, you don't have to tell me', and he was just like 'no, i do have to tell you' and then he just warped 10 zealots in my base and killed me T_T

Red Alert

United States119 Posts

May 24 2010 21:47 GMT

#250

On May 19 2010 13:32 billyX333 wrote:
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funny thing is, this candela.fogata guy is and was a 2k plat zerg

this was immediately post patch 12, so perhaps he was trying to phrase his question differently
+ Show Spoiler +

I know this post is a few days old, but candela did the same thing to me. I pushed out with an m&m ball on LT, scanned the gold by his base, then the closest nat to him. He had a base there, so I ran up and killed it. At the end of the game he said I was pathetic and that I should learn to play without hacks, and that I killed his base without scanning it. What?

PlaGuE_R

France1151 Posts

May 24 2010 23:28 GMT

#251

lol why don't I get fun quotes like that? LOL
One time i lost to proxy pylon + warp gate and he put a cannon with his pylon so i said 'can't win without cannon rushing f**ing noob!' and ragequit.

I felt bad after cuz he only had 1 cannon, but i was having a bad day

Rice

United States1332 Posts

May 24 2010 23:31 GMT

#252

playing a 2v2 I rushed for mutas, start harassing this guy who has a decent force of marines, im flying over his base he accidentally attacks his own tech lab then he accidentally kills his refinery.

he screams "FUCK YOU" then leaves.

AberZomby

Sweden8 Posts

May 24 2010 23:54 GMT

#253

1v1 TvR recently on Desert Oasis:

me: gg, hopefully no drops.
him: gl hf. No baneling drops?
me: disconnects.
me: but thnks

..And what comes rolling up my ramp if not banelings?. Luckily I took him literarely and greeted him with a few hellions.
It all shaped up to be a GG, but we both disconnected a few minutes later.

Itsthefuzz

United States3 Posts

May 25 2010 00:49 GMT

#254

Some Protoss decided to double gas steal with his scouting probe.

He explained it was to stop marauders because he has no units that can beat them ;_;

CrunkOwns

United States138 Posts

May 25 2010 00:49 GMT

#255

On May 25 2010 08:54 AberZomby wrote:
1v1 TvR recently on Desert Oasis:

me: gg, hopefully no drops.
him: gl hf. No baneling drops?
me: disconnects.
me: but thnks

..And what comes rolling up my ramp if not banelings?. Luckily I took him literarely and greeted him with a few hellions.
It all shaped up to be a GG, but we both disconnected a few minutes later.

I'm sorry I can't find any humor in this

BC.KoRn

Canada567 Posts

May 25 2010 03:59 GMT

#256

Darthturtle

United States718 Posts

May 25 2010 04:29 GMT

#257

2v2 Twilight Fortress

[All]Opponent - okay, which one of you bastards keeps nuking me?
[All]My Teammate - we're both protoss

I think you could figure out what was happening.

FlopTurnReaver

Switzerland1980 Posts

May 25 2010 04:53 GMT

#258

The other day I was playing some 2v2 with a friend from Norway when he suddenly started lagging really bad.

Enemy: that lag is awful. can't you turn it off?
Teammate has paused the game
Me: he's gonna try to fix it (even though I knew there was nothing he could do about it)
Teammate: all ready?
Enemys: gogogo
Teammate has left the game
Enemy: lol

Gorgazm

Australia32 Posts

May 25 2010 06:33 GMT

#259

I love it when people start to abuse you for the strat you're using, for example a 6 pool, or cannon rush, when it's your first time trying that strat, and you luck out and it works.

I've given some of these things a go, and lucked out and it worked first time, but i by no means do it all the time.

Also had some1 say this to me after i had maybe only played 30-40 games.

Opp.: Wow, you're such a scrub
Opp.: all you have done is the easiest noobiest build

This was after i beat him with Marines, Marauders and Tanks, another example where i decided to try and fairly simple build after watching it on youtube.

Justice

Canada10 Posts

May 25 2010 08:40 GMT

#260

On May 25 2010 12:59 BC.KoRn wrote:
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This isn't funny, it's lame. Take your win without being a douchenozzle.