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terranghost
Profile Joined May 2010
United States980 Posts
May 26 2010 23:02 GMT
#281
On May 25 2010 22:19 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
I am playing a lot of Random atm... Today a losing Protoss' response was:

"OMG ZvP is so broken... i guess I'll switch to Zerg!"

about an hour later we met again but i forgot about this guy. We played a ZvP only that now....he was Zerg and I Protoss. He pretty much raped me and when i gg'd he said:

"Well ZvP is imbalanced right now, you should start playing Zerg!"

In that second I realised that he was the guy from the game before ^^

rofl this is golden
"It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it." - Thomas Sowell
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
May 26 2010 23:25 GMT
#282
On May 26 2010 22:49 FliedLice wrote:
any ideas what that means?
suka is some kind of insult iirc...
i'm sad

[image loading]



something along the lines of bitch hope you die
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Jimmeh
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom908 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 23:31:54
May 26 2010 23:30 GMT
#283
I was playing a TvT on Metalopolis. I had 4 bases, the opponent in a contain (with tanks + vikings + ravens) on 3 bases, and I kept harassing any opportunity I could as well as preventing any more expansions. He decided to switch to Battlecruisers when I already had a huge number of vikings and 3 starports + reactors pumping. Needless to say, my micro'd vikings raped his battlecruisers without taking almost any losses.

And then?
"imba"

Yes, vikings are imbalanced. Especially in a mirror matchup.
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
May 26 2010 23:44 GMT
#284
He failed cheese on me and quit immediately after saying "Zerg have small dicks!"
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Masq
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1792 Posts
May 26 2010 23:51 GMT
#285
Was playing some random guy TvT, he starts calling me hacker.
[image loading]
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Funny thing is I'm pretty sure HE is hacking. At the start of the game hes constantly looking at my base through fog of war and never scouts me with an SCV.
Zexion
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden971 Posts
May 26 2010 23:58 GMT
#286
I was about to win and he suddenly says:

"You get fucked up when you go to parties naked!"
KnightOfNi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1508 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-27 01:26:40
May 27 2010 01:23 GMT
#287
On May 27 2010 07:55 hevendor wrote:
[image loading]


LMAO

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
RIP eSTRO :(
KnightOfNi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1508 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-27 01:26:07
May 27 2010 01:25 GMT
#288
Bah wrong button :S
RIP eSTRO :(
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
May 27 2010 02:19 GMT
#289
LOL i played a ranking match in which he basically crushed my econ, ZvT. Then i mass mule and get like 30-40 rines and crush him on Bilistering sand, from the back choke. I had harrassed him like shit with 6 reaps (Jump, kill pool/other tech) like 2 times and he had no def there. i then send the rines and kill his 2 ling and 3 muta defended base.
Him: Hax
Him: How did u get that many minerals after i killed all your SCVs?
Him: <Rage Quits>
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
May 27 2010 02:22 GMT
#290
On May 27 2010 08:44 GenesisX wrote:
He failed cheese on me and quit immediately after saying "Zerg have small dicks!"


Um... they all mutate from larva, i dont think they have dicks.
Red Alert
Profile Joined June 2009
United States119 Posts
May 27 2010 08:46 GMT
#291
On May 27 2010 08:30 Jimmeh wrote:
I was playing a TvT on Metalopolis. I had 4 bases, the opponent in a contain (with tanks + vikings + ravens) on 3 bases, and I kept harassing any opportunity I could as well as preventing any more expansions. He decided to switch to Battlecruisers when I already had a huge number of vikings and 3 starports + reactors pumping. Needless to say, my micro'd vikings raped his battlecruisers without taking almost any losses.

And then?
"imba"

Yes, vikings are imbalanced. Especially in a mirror matchup.

to be fair, vikings are absurdly powerful in tvt and make the matchup rather one-dimensional
Norseman
Profile Joined May 2010
United States223 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-27 12:49:08
May 27 2010 12:48 GMT
#292
Some funny situations I've been in:

Me and some random ally are on Twilight Fortress. One of the opponents is Protoss and he cannon rushes my ally from a blind spot inside the base and my opponent is about to quit. I tell him to stick with it, I almost have siege tanks, and that he should move to my expo and rebuild. As this is happening and our opponents kill his Nexus we get:

<Opponent>: gg
Me: Really? You give up already? Awesome!
<Opponent>: No... I mean for you two. You should quit and save us all time.
Me: Oh, nah, we're good. We're going to win this one. Thanks though.
<Opponent>: lol Not a chance

So, fast forward to my siege tanks retaking our fortress, marines and thors holding them back while my ally rebuiilds, and we push out with marines, tanks, thors, stalkers and void rays and proceed to clear the map all the way to their front door.

Me: So, you were saying something about gg?

He took it pretty well, we all exchanged gg's and we finished off the rest of his and his partners base. Of all my SC2 games I have to say this is easily one of my favorites. We fought tooth and nail the whole time to climb back into this game.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Another situation where my partner and I were getting completely destroyed. I think I had a CC, some SCVs, maybe a Viking or two, my partner was completely gutted, and they were pushing with voids, collosi, stalkers, zealots, just about every unit in the tech tree. As I'm watching one of the biggest armies I've ever seen climbs up my ramp and holds there, just waiting... for what I have no idea. So I had to think quick:

Me: Alright, so do you guys surrender... or do you really want us to turn it on?

That got a round of laughs from everyone.

Become a better player: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=246138
F3arless
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada45 Posts
May 27 2010 15:18 GMT
#293
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gauauu
Profile Joined May 2010
United States47 Posts
May 27 2010 18:29 GMT
#294
My favorites:

me: "gl hf"
him: "burn in hell!"


and, in a random ffa, I was zerg, and did a fairly early ling rush. Beat up one guy really bad, to the point where he'd take awhile to recover, moved on to the 3rd player, turns out the 4th guy was ling rushing the 3rd player at the same time, so we beat him up together.

3rd guy: "This is supposed to be ffa. Why are you working together?"
me: "We're not...we're just both beating you up"
3rd guy: "Well you're not fighting each other right now"
me: "Well, it would make no sense to attack HIS lings in YOUR base"
3rd guy: "Whatever, you're just a couple of 12 year olds, sitting right next to each other laughing, looking at each other's screens and high-fiving"


SuperaddE
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden132 Posts
May 27 2010 18:43 GMT
#295
It was a little while ago and since I can't check any replays I can't remember excactly but the basic idea was that he thought I was maphacking when all I did was put a scv at the right xelnaga at steppes of war so I saw when he tried to take the gold exp.

Him: "Nice maphacking"
Me: "xelnaga lol"
Him: "I'll be looking for the download"

something like that.
RIP KT_Violet
Daralii
Profile Joined March 2010
United States16991 Posts
May 27 2010 19:31 GMT
#296
According to someone in a 4v4 I played, a gas steal is considered hacking. Alas, I didn't think to take a screenie.
Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth!
Tuplex
Profile Joined May 2010
80 Posts
May 27 2010 22:48 GMT
#297
Some really good posts on here

I'm not that great, kind of new to the game, but I was playing a guy in his placement matches, my T versus his Z on Metalopolis. I was actually playing pretty well, my macro was under control, had some moderately successful harrassment attacks early in the game. Then when I'm massing my army...

Him: sorry
Him: gg
(I'm thinking, does he have to leave the game or something?)
Me: ??
(then a HUGE army comes in and evaporates my main)
Me: oh...lol
Me: gg dude
Him: I'm normally platinum
Me: yeah I can tell
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
May 27 2010 23:19 GMT
#298
On May 27 2010 08:25 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2010 22:49 FliedLice wrote:
any ideas what that means?
suka is some kind of insult iirc...
i'm sad

[image loading]



something along the lines of bitch hope you die


How rude :[
Kevmeister @ Dota2
Diokhan
Profile Joined May 2010
Finland33 Posts
May 27 2010 23:54 GMT
#299
Just happened to me:

opponent: Hi
Me: hi
Opponent: gl hf
Me. aye you too
<5 mins later after I zergling rushed him then followed that with mass roaches killing all his zealots and workers>
Opponent: fils de pute
....and then he left the game

I figured it was some sort of insult so obviously I had to google it!
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fils_de_pute

rage much? ^^
I am not opinionated, I am just always right.
Drogith
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1350 Posts
May 28 2010 00:08 GMT
#300
I can't read the whole thread, but I faced that same guy you guys were talking about that lifts up his buildings after calling GG. I didn't have a spit of aa at the time, PvT, and 5 minutes later after killing his bases that were circling the outside of the map:

him: About time noob

I may be a struggling silver rank, but I'm no noob tyvm
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