i was playing on scrap station and my oponent target fired at the rocks, i came up behind his army and owned it cuz none of his units atacked...he then called me a hacker and quit lol

sess

8 Posts

May 25 2010 09:23 GMT

#262

While playing PvZ the opponent got a infestor close to my zealots at my ramp and FG'd them. He then said
- YOU HAVE SOME FUINGAL GROWETH IN YOUR FACE!
Made me laugh :D.

Also a few days ago, just as the new patch was released, i got a PvZ matchup. As soon as the map started he said
- voidray nerfed
- owneddddddddddddd

hazelynut

United States2195 Posts

May 25 2010 09:24 GMT

#263

Some guy accuses me of lagging on purpose in 3v3, and then says something like: "WHO IN THIS DAY AND AGE HAS SUCH A CRAPPY CONNECTION"

Shortly afterward, he gets disconnected.

Baerinho

Germany257 Posts

May 25 2010 10:06 GMT

#264

i am liek 100% non BM, i even always almost ENVEr cheese cause id ont want to upset guys, i am jsut to nice.
If somebody gets BM tho i always reply:

"My Ass (.) your Ass (o)"

:D

Enrique

United States377 Posts

May 25 2010 11:07 GMT

#265

My favorite I've gotten so far was in the first week I had the beta. It was a TvT on Scrap Station (I play random, and had little idea of what to actually do). I'm pretty sure I was in silver league at the time.

+ Show Spoiler +

For some reason, I get all gleeful when someone does that.

exnomendei

Netherlands122 Posts

May 25 2010 11:53 GMT

#266

I think my favorite quote is:

"wth i didnt know it could do that"

Especially in mirror matchups xD

Like the old Corruptors on Hatcheries so they can't spawn larva. Or on planetary fortresses. Or on photon cannons... I LOVED that ability, and they replaced it with a freaking damage upper. How boring, Blizz, how boring...

KobraKay

Portugal4219 Posts

May 25 2010 12:00 GMT

#267

Ok i have faced a few funny opponents but the worst one was guy in a 2v2 game.

Game starts and my ally says: 2 zergs? What are the odds of double 6pool? Me: ok i'll send an early scout. My scv arrives at the first base and i see a 6pool. I move on to the other one and another 6 pool. Me: LOL double 6 pool? Nice

. Me and my ally wall in defend the first lings and then counter attack. After we eliminate the first one the other: You f*cking noobs i hate people like you that only know how to rush!

I was like wtf are you talking about? You both 6pooled!!!!! And he leaves the game.....I find it funny that a double 6pool acuses someone of rushing........

SarcasticOne

Australia213 Posts

May 25 2010 12:39 GMT

#268

On May 25 2010 21:00 KobraKay wrote:
Ok i have faced a few funny opponents but the worst one was guy in a 2v2 game.

Game starts and my ally says: 2 zergs? What are the odds of double 6pool? Me: ok i'll send an early scout. My scv arrives at the first base and i see a 6pool. I move on to the other one and another 6 pool. Me: LOL double 6 pool? Nice

ive had people do that to me when they failed a canon rush (before forge build time nerf), and i walk in to their base with 4-5 marauders "f*cking marauder rushes..."

Gryffes

United Kingdom763 Posts

May 25 2010 13:04 GMT

#269

So me+partner scouted and decided to double gas steal vs a 2xtoss team for giggles.

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Whoops.

Best part? After they kill my partner, I hold and clear it up - put ~4-5 spinecrawlers on my ramp and take my partners nat and another gold outside, while holding the front w/ lings, go mass muta and kill them anyway.

convert

Australia12 Posts

May 25 2010 13:16 GMT

#270

Not really appropriate to this thread and only posting this because i'm new here wasn't 100% sure on the meaning of BM (Bad Manners i presume). In effort to find this out i came across this post which I had a giggle at.

If you pause, that's bad manners.
If you unpause, that's bad manners.
If you lag, that's bad manners.
If someone else lags... still your fault, bad manners.
If you don't turn on allied chat, that's bad manners.
If you type in all capital letters, that's bad manners (to some).
If you are losing and you don't say "gg" the second your advantage is lost, that is bad manners.
IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU, AND THEY REFUSE TO CALL GG, IT'S NOT BAD MANNERS TO DESTROY ALL BUT ONE BUILDING AND THEN DROP SCVS/DRONES/PROBES ON THEM FOR THE FINAL KILL. ACTUALLY THAT'S SUPER GOSU.
If you use a different/unique strategy that is unexpected by your opponent, that is bad manners.
If you try something new, or deviate at all, you suck, you are a noob, and you have bad manners.
If you are winning against someone better than you, that is bad manners.
If you actually beat them, that's really bad manners.
When they call for a re, if you deny them, you're a heathen, and that's bad manners.
If you are winning against someone that is worse than you, that is bad manners.
IF YOU USE SARCASM, THAT'S BAD MANNERS.
If you're losing to someone better than you, that is expected, and you will get harassed for it. If you try and contest the harassment with logic... that's bad manners.
If you're losing to someone WORSE than you? They're hacking. If you call them out on it, that's bad manners.

But most importantly (which still baffles me)...
If you challenge someone, and then back out, that's really bad manners and you'll get stoned, castrated, flogged, lynched, and then banned from the channel. Bizarre I know. Because even though the challenged person is in the same spot they were before, it's some sort of horrific affront on their dignity.

illu

Canada2531 Posts

May 25 2010 13:17 GMT

#271

On May 19 2010 02:43 RPGabe wrote:
In RTS games, it's best to never say anything beyond glhf, u2, and gg. Anything else is just going to come across as bad manner or poor sportsmanship.

I totally agree.... this is the word of gold right here.

Turbo.Tactics

Germany675 Posts

May 25 2010 13:19 GMT

#272

I am playing a lot of Random atm... Today a losing Protoss' response was:

"OMG ZvP is so broken... i guess I'll switch to Zerg!"

about an hour later we met again but i forgot about this guy. We played a ZvP only that now....he was Zerg and I Protoss. He pretty much raped me and when i gg'd he said:

"Well ZvP is imbalanced right now, you should start playing Zerg!"

In that second I realised that he was the guy from the game before ^^

aaaaaah

45 Posts

May 25 2010 23:11 GMT

#273

On May 25 2010 22:17 illu wrote:

Show nested quote +

I totally agree.... this is the word of gold right here.

lol i guess it would be "word of diamond" nao

selboN

United States2523 Posts

May 25 2010 23:12 GMT

#274

On May 25 2010 17:40 Justice wrote:

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This isn't funny, it's lame. Take your win without being a douchenozzle.

His name seems to be counter-intuitive.

ToT)OjKa(

Korea (South)2437 Posts

May 25 2010 23:16 GMT

#275

in this one ffa, the terran next to me (LT) masses marines, heads to 6 and kills the z. He then moves his ball over to the protoss 9, has a little shoot out, retreats, runs around the middle of the map and then up to me. I destroy all his marines and push into his base
"fck you"

FliedLice

Germany7494 Posts

May 26 2010 13:49 GMT

#276

any ideas what that means?
suka is some kind of insult iirc...
i'm sad

Murmaider

Germany36 Posts

May 26 2010 14:05 GMT

#277

me (terran) starts 1vs1 laddergame against a toss. he just says "zerg are op" and leaves.

toss wins against me, i say "gg" he said "nope" and leaves.