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fant0m
Profile Joined May 2010
964 Posts
May 23 2010 07:59 GMT
#221
On May 23 2010 16:33 dartoo wrote:
Him:Okay..okay..
Him:Just stop..
Me
Him:You win okay..gg bye!

wha? just a simple gg would've sufficed :D

I dont really speak much to my opponents apart from gl hf and gg.


You were causing him real pain by trying to take out EVERY SINGLE ONE of his buildings. I mean really, can't you just stop after half of them? At least give him that!
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-23 08:43:31
May 23 2010 08:41 GMT
#222
On May 23 2010 11:36 TGalore wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I had one TvP game on Steppes of War where I was going for an early heavy marine FE. As soon as I sent my scout down to him, I knew something was up - he had very few probes, one pylon, no gateway, no gas. I scout the rest of the map for proxies while working to defend against the inevitable zealot all in, but can't find anything. Nothing happens and eventually I send a bunch of marines into his main to force him to show what he's doing. My marines, to my surprise, just walk through his base and destroy him. In chat, he goes "AH THE ONE UNIT ALL IN RUSH NICE SKILL SIR".

When I looked back at the replay, I saw he did nothing for the entire first minute of the game. By nothing I mean no probes mining, no nothing, just sitting idle.

Also had this happen last night, different game:


[image loading]


lol this chat reminded me of this
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

pheus
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia161 Posts
May 23 2010 10:19 GMT
#223
On May 20 2010 12:32 Tortfeasor wrote:
Zerg tried to baneling + roach me after I had a thor out so he failed miserably. I counter with 1 thor, 1 tank, 1 banshee, 4 marauders and 4 scvs. I kill his second wave of roaches and lings without losing a unit...

Him: what is with cheese, wtf
Me: lol wut?
Him: All people do lately is cheese.
Me: Making a thor is cheese?
Him: YOU KNOW THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO TO COUNTER THAT, !@#$% CHEESER
Me: You do not know what cheese is.

After he rage quit he sent me PM's insisting that what I did was, in fact, cheese. I informed him that the internet would soon know about our shared adventure.


lol, shared adventure
Doc Daneeka
Profile Joined March 2010
United States577 Posts
May 23 2010 10:58 GMT
#224
On May 20 2010 15:01 sluggaslamoo wrote:
Upon building my first gateway.

[image loading]


LOL
payed off security
Torg0th
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada16 Posts
May 23 2010 11:41 GMT
#225
On May 19 2010 01:42 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
But to add something... there was this bad mannered WC3 player but i can't remember his name.... He played in a tourney against an korean progamer and after losing replied:

"I hope north korea nukes you!"


Should I feel bad for having lol'd IRL at this haha
Stranglebat
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia1 Post
Last Edited: 2010-05-23 12:25:44
May 23 2010 12:24 GMT
#226
+ Show Spoiler +
I had a guy after i did a baneling bust into his main go a bit angry

Him: FUCK YOU
Him: ASS WIPE
Me: Calm down guy
Him: I got beat by some fucker called stranglebat
Him: fuck
Him: is that meant to mean your masterbating or something faggot?
Me: I strangled your bat pretty good
Him: FUCK FUCK FUCK
he left at that point


a bit of swearing so i spoilered
Im a dingo
ChaosSmurf
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United Kingdom175 Posts
May 23 2010 13:10 GMT
#227
I raged pretty hard at DTs or Immortals or some bollocks in the early days, BM all over the place from me.

The guy PMs me afterwards all "First time I've done that strat" and I apologised. It was pretty :3
ConsummateK
Profile Joined April 2010
United States98 Posts
May 23 2010 14:54 GMT
#228
On May 23 2010 21:24 Stranglebat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I had a guy after i did a baneling bust into his main go a bit angry

Him: FUCK YOU
Him: ASS WIPE
Me: Calm down guy
Him: I got beat by some fucker called stranglebat
Him: fuck
Him: is that meant to mean your masterbating or something faggot?
Me: I strangled your bat pretty good
Him: FUCK FUCK FUCK
he left at that point


a bit of swearing so i spoilered


Hah! Well played sir.
Gedrah
Profile Joined February 2010
465 Posts
May 23 2010 17:30 GMT
#229
I had a guy try to recruit my partner in a 2v2. He spent enough APM trying to do so that we both got scouting workers into his base and delayed his barracks for 45 seconds.
What is a dickfour?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 23 2010 17:38 GMT
#230
On May 23 2010 07:18 Littlegeek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2010 03:49 Rikerr wrote:
On May 20 2010 19:42 Littlegeek wrote:
"I hate ur DTs" - someone who fails to build detection, after his HUGE mmm army gets killed by a few of my DTs
he then flies to the island on metalopolis, and I warp in some more there

later game
me - "DTs need buff, they're too fragile"
player - "lol"

darn siege tanks with their darn missile turrets



think you're thinking of a different map


Maybe I should have said an island, as there are definitely islands on Metalopolis...and it was definitely Metalopolis

There is most definitely no islands on Metalopolis.
thom
Profile Joined March 2010
England105 Posts
May 23 2010 22:04 GMT
#231
just played a guy who said this before leaving:

"f%^&ing noob mamaruders"

yes thats right, "mamaruders". :D
funny thing is i didn't have very many marauders, i went 3 rax (1 tech, 2 reactor)
cartoon]x
Profile Joined March 2010
United States606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-23 22:11:56
May 23 2010 22:09 GMT
#232
I like the ones where they start out the game with manner, but then when it's time to show real manners they have none. I just played against a Terran as Zerg on Desert Oasis (which is imba). We start out the game with Gl Hf! And all that bullshit which no one really means. So the Terran opened up with a reaper / bunker harass which I thwarted while I expanded. After that the Terran attempted to FE to the island but a nydus worm took care of that. So then I just outmassed with hydra / bling / infestor and doom dropped them. Then at the end of the game the person says:

Opponent: I'm not gonna say gg to a low noob like you
It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.
DrakanSilva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Chile932 Posts
May 23 2010 22:13 GMT
#233
On May 23 2010 17:41 Skvid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2010 11:36 TGalore wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I had one TvP game on Steppes of War where I was going for an early heavy marine FE. As soon as I sent my scout down to him, I knew something was up - he had very few probes, one pylon, no gateway, no gas. I scout the rest of the map for proxies while working to defend against the inevitable zealot all in, but can't find anything. Nothing happens and eventually I send a bunch of marines into his main to force him to show what he's doing. My marines, to my surprise, just walk through his base and destroy him. In chat, he goes "AH THE ONE UNIT ALL IN RUSH NICE SKILL SIR".

When I looked back at the replay, I saw he did nothing for the entire first minute of the game. By nothing I mean no probes mining, no nothing, just sitting idle.

Also had this happen last night, different game:


[image loading]


lol this chat reminded me of this
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]





aiuHiahaIaiuhaIUH That's a very good comic strip, I'm half brazilian and lived there for very long time and omg, this happens so much!!

awesome.
In the beginning there was nothing... and then exploded
infecteddna
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Slovenia243 Posts
May 23 2010 22:55 GMT
#234
On May 19 2010 02:43 RPGabe wrote:
In RTS games, it's best to never say anything beyond glhf, u2, and gg. Anything else is just going to come across as bad manner or poor sportsmanship.

Just think about how you can interpret someone else saying "i played poorly". Are they downplaying your win or skill? What an ass. What if they said "you played well"? That condescending bastard.

People constantly have this problem in really competitive games like fighting games too. Unless you're intending to be bad manner, then just be gracious, polite and quiet.

If you're intending to be bad manner, at least do it well. A good build order is to insult their play, try and argue about why they're terrible, get frustrated and call them a name, and then transition into plug pulling.


Agreed about the ass example, but it does not necessarily mean you are flash losing to nal_ra in the second. You could just as easily consider him to be on an equal or better level and congratulate him on his general skill (or good play in that particular game, nothing bad about that either).

Meh, why am I dissecting this. If saying 'wp' isn't manner, nothing is.
joolz
Profile Joined March 2010
United States67 Posts
May 24 2010 16:07 GMT
#235
[image loading]

context: we both 2 rax marauder'd but i proxied one of my rax and micro'd just enough to get the edge over him
Kambo_Rambo
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia79 Posts
May 24 2010 16:23 GMT
#236
90% of the posts here are about people boasting their win - and nearly all of them aren't funny.
You require more vespene minerals?
Nokeboy
Profile Joined December 2008
United States1009 Posts
May 24 2010 16:48 GMT
#237
I like how all these jerks proxy someone and then post their opponents BM. Specially when its like in the silver/gold league. I always get annoyed, how the hell is proxying helping you get better in the game?
mav451
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1596 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 16:50:53
May 24 2010 16:50 GMT
#238
On May 24 2010 07:55 infecteddna wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 02:43 RPGabe wrote:
In RTS games, it's best to never say anything beyond glhf, u2, and gg. Anything else is just going to come across as bad manner or poor sportsmanship.

Just think about how you can interpret someone else saying "i played poorly". Are they downplaying your win or skill? What an ass. What if they said "you played well"? That condescending bastard.

People constantly have this problem in really competitive games like fighting games too. Unless you're intending to be bad manner, then just be gracious, polite and quiet.

If you're intending to be bad manner, at least do it well. A good build order is to insult their play, try and argue about why they're terrible, get frustrated and call them a name, and then transition into plug pulling.


Agreed about the ass example, but it does not necessarily mean you are flash losing to nal_ra in the second. You could just as easily consider him to be on an equal or better level and congratulate him on his general skill (or good play in that particular game, nothing bad about that either).

Meh, why am I dissecting this. If saying 'wp' isn't manner, nothing is.


Haha tone/sarcasm are hard to express over the 'net. Usually lots of caught feelings, even with jokes. And even more so if it's with AMM strangers.
With no power comes no responsibility?
Zoltan
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States656 Posts
May 24 2010 17:35 GMT
#239
My favorite strat is 9 proxy rax reaper in bunkers. it gets me a plethora of

#$%#$% you @#$@#$!

Pick any censored words and they pertty much all fit in there =D.
'HOW LONG HAVE THOSE REAPERS BEEN KILLING MY PROBES?!?!
LorDo
Profile Joined December 2008
Sweden485 Posts
May 24 2010 17:57 GMT
#240
It was a PvP on Scrap Station. I Proxy-gated and saw pretty quick that he had a pylon in my base (= cannon). I went forward and killed all his probes before he could take out my shit. He then proceeded to call me "fils de put" and other nice French phrases. Apparently proxy-gates is much worse than cannonrush.
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