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On June 03 2010 03:45 thatonedude wrote:
my best one so far...
me: glhf
him: hey just warning you
him: i look up porn at my mom's house
him: so my apm is about 300
him: unfortunately
him: 290 of it is used in an up and down motion...
I don't think I could bring myself to try to win against that guy, he's just too awesome. Let him have the game on principle.
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lol wtf this muppet made a planetary fortress in his main!
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On June 02 2010 10:11 Taurent wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2010 07:02 Eseb wrote:This was my very first game of SC2: ![[image loading]](http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9278/24047583.jpg) He didn't believe me  funniest thing about that ss has to be the 4 creep tumors
lmao i just noticed that. epic!!
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Him: pfft noob mass one unit no strat =.="
Him: rage quit
All he did was mass stalker zealot against hydra.
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I've got 2.
1.
Me: Gl HF
Opponent: No
I proceed to absolutely steam roll him.
2.
Opponent: GL HF
Me: U 2
ZvZ I expand while pressuring with Banelings and Speedlings, he tries to tech to spire and fast expand and gets hardcore owned.
End of game: pause...pause...pause....blah has left the game.
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hahaha this was pretty funny
so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
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Haha, I'm suprised I'm not in here. If I lose I go out with nutty swears and crazy twisted things.
G1
Void Ray Rush:
It was PvP. I was expecting him to 3 gate, so I built a army of a zealot wall with stalkers and sentries mixed and I fended off the first attack losing all zealots. I assumed he was good and would stop using zealots so I switched to mostly stalkers with a few cannons for detection. Suddenyl there is a vRay at my back door. I send Stalkers in take out one, he backs off. sends in 4 more vRays, I waste them all.
him: "f**k"
Me: "lol"
him: "your the first to beat that"
Me: "oh?"
him: "I've gone 7 str8 wins with that strat. I hate you"
*Leaves
The crazy thing is, he played 7 games of just vRay cheese! HOW IS THAT FUN? lol. I think some people have nothing better to do with their life, or maybe its a suppriority problem and just wants to win.
G2
Him: "GLHF"
Me: "GL"
Him: "No HF?"
Me: "lol, your death will be my joy"
I end up pwning him. Why do so many people NEED to hear you say GLHF? so strange.
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On May 25 2010 08:54 AberZomby wrote:1v1 TvR recently on Desert Oasis: me: gg, hopefully no drops. him: gl hf. No baneling drops? me: disconnects. me: but thnks  ..And what comes rolling up my ramp if not banelings?. Luckily I took him literarely and greeted him with a few hellions. It all shaped up to be a GG, but we both disconnected a few minutes later.
...TUMBLEWEED
Im really sorry, but this seems to be suicidal, its really not funny at all. You know when your crolling down the screen with a smile because your finding some of the posts funny, this just wiped the smile right off my face.
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Me: GLHF
Him: You 2
Him: OMFG WHERE HAVE YOU PUT YOUR COMMAND CENTER
Him: YOUR BEATEN, LEAVE THE GAME
Me: um, no
Him: SERIOUSLY, FUCK OFF, I BEAT YOU, LEAVE NOW
Me: ^^
Him: NOW YOUR STARTING TO PISS ME OFF, IM GONNA FIND YOU AND IM GONNA COME AND GET YOU
(he finds my command centre and stars killing it with void rays
Him: gg
Me: Are you still coming to get me?
Him: ???
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![[image loading]](http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8707/4nexus.jpg)
New strategy: 4 Nexus rush?
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You may be confused if you get called a noob whilst steamrolling some kid, but if that happens you just witnessed world of warcraft community crossing over to Starcraft.
Hopefully once this game goes into retail and they have to actually pay something to play it, they'll come to a correct conclusion that most of them are too limited to ever become good, especially with that attitude.
A message to all wow kids: in STARCRAFT you have to ACKNOWLEDGE your mistakes and LEARN from them, not ignore them and flame your opponent, it won't get you anywhere, cause in the end when you join another game, you'll get steamrolled again, and again, and again ad infinitum.
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personally I find BM hilarious and entertaining, whether giving or receiving it, but I guess the SC community is considerably more polite than most. The FPS community is pretty brutal in comparison lol. I pretty much never say "glhf" because I think it's totally pointless and disingenuous. I don't want him to have good luck, I want good luck for myself, and really the less fun he has the more fun I have LOL. I also pretty much only say "gg" if I actually thought it was a close, good game.
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On June 02 2010 04:29 DaggerRage wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2010 08:51 GG.Win wrote:Was playing some random guy TvT, he starts calling me hacker. ![[image loading]](http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5398/screenshot022c.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/4022/screenshot024t.jpg) Funny thing is I'm pretty sure HE is hacking. At the start of the game hes constantly looking at my base through fog of war and never scouts me with an SCV. I just woke up, get a life virgin. LOL
Ambrosia is a well-known hacker in the SC1 community.
If he was looking at your base through the fog of war, I'd say he is hacking in SC2 as well.
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It's a 2v2 on that map where you have one shared ramp for your team's two bases (Twilight Fortress?). I turtle hardcore with cannons and give some of my unused gas to my ally. My ally goes for pure macro without any fighting units until he gets out a large number of mutalisks, with which he owns the opposing team.
Opponent A: fuck off pro gamer
Opponent B: fuck this
Opponent A has left the game.
Opponent B has left the game.
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I fast marauder pushed into some toss base with a screwy tech. He basically lost there.
Him: why do you do cheesy shit like this?
Me: its all part of the game bro
Him:no, its because your a fag
Him: you cheesing noob
Him:you one unit wonder
Him: you all-in motherfucker
has left the game
he typed this all furiously fast, couldn't stop laughing.
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On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:hahaha this was pretty funny so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.
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On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:hahaha this was pretty funny so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens: You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.
/agree
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I pretty much never say "glhf" because I think it's totally pointless and disingenuous. I don't want him to have good luck, I want good luck for myself, and really the less fun he has the more fun I have LOL.
Say 'bl hf'.
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So many of these include the poster being bad mannered in some way as well. That is what I find hilarious. Still waiting for someone to post one with me raging 
Oh and I remember a game where I made dts, and the opponent said:
wtf?
Nice hack.
And then he left.
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This just happened to me, I'm glad I found this thread to ventilate some of my confusion. It's a TvP; basically I steamroll the P with marines, tanks, and ravens, some while later he shows up with 3 carriers and a mothership (yes, indeed), which I take down immediately with my vikings. This follows:
paul: i hope you see how bad you are
paul: i play mass better pon skill.. but you lame with your race
paul: noob...
And he leaves the game. God that is frustrating! I didn't even get to say anything in reply to that. Judging by this thread, it is apparently quite common, but I had never had an opponent like this before. Oh well, guess I should get used to it...
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