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ZergTurd
Profile Joined June 2010
83 Posts
June 06 2010 14:10 GMT
#381
ZvP, I have a bunch of hydras attacking his base, and what do I see? A bunch of cannons at the ramp followed by 4-6 stargates producing Void Rays.

Him: "Nice mass hydra you lamer"
Opponent quits

Tuneful
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States327 Posts
June 06 2010 14:18 GMT
#382
Him: hey sexy
Me: nice strat
Him: you sound like some kind of uber nerd bro

3 minutes later, after crushing roach push with stalker/sentry

Him: gg bro
Him: go easy on the mountain dew
"I play this game for three years, twelve hours a day - I shouldn't lose to these people"
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 04:03:44
June 07 2010 04:03 GMT
#383
vs a terran guy:

"gg, sad you took that pathetic lolmuta annoyi to the death tactic"
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
June 07 2010 07:05 GMT
#384
On June 06 2010 19:15 Aether wrote:
personally I find BM hilarious and entertaining, whether giving or receiving it, but I guess the SC community is considerably more polite than most. The FPS community is pretty brutal in comparison lol. I pretty much never say "glhf" because I think it's totally pointless and disingenuous. I don't want him to have good luck, I want good luck for myself, and really the less fun he has the more fun I have LOL. I also pretty much only say "gg" if I actually thought it was a close, good game.


I think it's just what people are used to. I don't find BM to be annoying at all and actually find it more entertaining but I think it was due to my early exposure to

a) playground basketball (hey man no blood no foul, and all trash talking is fair game)
b) Inhouse Dota leagues (where trash talk is the norm)

Hence I never really understand how people get so riled up from say Idra simply not saying GG. I find it really a small thing to get mad over.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51461 Posts
June 07 2010 07:29 GMT
#385
is this the right place to post funny screenshots

me vs protoss on metalopolis

[image loading]
Commentator
ZappaSC
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark215 Posts
June 07 2010 07:32 GMT
#386
On June 07 2010 16:29 GTR wrote:
is this the right place to post funny screenshots

me vs protoss on metalopolis

[image loading]



NICE, thats a must-try
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
June 07 2010 07:33 GMT
#387
I actually quit a game like that too.
I'm Terran, my opponent didn't overdo it, like that, but he had 3 Colossus at a pretty wild time. This is how we learn about hallucinations.
Poor bastard.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
DrGabriel
Profile Joined January 2010
United States80 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 07:37:00
June 07 2010 07:36 GMT
#388
Opponent: think you can micro niggers
me: ?
Opponent: you know your all a bunch of blacks

3v3 after some light harrass
You cannot just 1a2a3a your way into the vajayjay.
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
June 07 2010 07:52 GMT
#389
ROFL GTR pimpest play for pulling that off man.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
inTheMood
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway128 Posts
June 07 2010 08:36 GMT
#390
Him: "GG" lame strat
Me: Lame?

Him has left the game.

I pm him after the game: It's not my fault you turtled up. Made me able to expand all over the map and outmacro you.
Him: Hope you die of cancer
Me: what?
Him is ingoring you

Serously, how can you be so rude? I'm not offended by this, but someone might be
DIMAGA | Ret | mOOnGLaDe | Hero | White-Ra | DRG | Dragon | Snute
Panoptic
Profile Joined September 2009
United Kingdom515 Posts
June 07 2010 09:22 GMT
#391
I've been called a lamer for exactly the same thing. Maybe it was the same guy?
"Crom laughs at your four winds!"
Mohdoo
Profile Joined August 2007
United States15690 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 09:24:35
June 07 2010 09:23 GMT
#392
"Fuck your mother, bitch. Your sister gets fucked by dogs."
pheus
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia161 Posts
June 07 2010 09:29 GMT
#393
On June 07 2010 18:22 Panoptic wrote:
I've been called a lamer for exactly the same thing. Maybe it was the same guy?


Sounds like every noob terran who can't believe someone beat their awesome turtle and make tanks strat that was unstoppable in bronze/silver.
pheus
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia161 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 10:43:37
June 07 2010 10:41 GMT
#394
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks
Jacobs Ladder
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1705 Posts
June 07 2010 10:50 GMT
#395
I was accused of being "fucking terrible" for using "an all in" (which was just making 4 zealots out of a two gate opening while I waited for by core to finish). Upon watching the replay I noticed two things. He was on his 11th probe when I was on my 17th, and this was his very first game.

I actually felt really bad.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
June 07 2010 10:59 GMT
#396
Can't take screenshot somehow, but whatever:
at the beggining of the game
Me: gl hf
Him: shut up and play
Me: lol burn in hell
Him: u retard??
Me: You cant spell?
Him: im gonna nuke you noob
Me: Im gonna bling bust
I kill his scouting SCV

Me: lolol
after bling bust
Him: diot
Him: idiot
Me: lol told ya
Me: u retard
Him: f*** you
him left the game!
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
ZergTurd
Profile Joined June 2010
83 Posts
June 07 2010 12:50 GMT
#397
i think both of you sound bad there :>
OPSavioR
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden1465 Posts
June 07 2010 12:53 GMT
#398
On May 18 2010 22:47 Topazas wrote:
Once I started a game, and said gl hf, the oppenent said:
Him - Where are you from?
Me - Lithuania
Him - Are you a girl?
Me - No
Him - Do you have a sister?
Me - No. Are you looking for some sex or something? :D
Him - Yes

ahahahahhaahha
i dunno lol
Norseman
Profile Joined May 2010
United States223 Posts
June 07 2010 13:08 GMT
#399
Wow, it makes me sad some of the crap I read in this thread. My favorite was when I was called a 'spic' for most of the game. I'm about as white as they come, and tried to explain that, but the idiot just kept calling me it. *shrugs* The rage of some twelve year olds, huh?

I'm surprised my latest episode didn't end up on here, but I think it's funny so I'll share:

(2v2, they gut my base and kill most of my partner and I run off and make a hidden expo)
Me: Alright, do you surrender yet, or do you really want us to turn it on?
Opp 1: lol
Opp 2: hahaha!

(They find my hidden expo and kill everything I have, I think I was left with some creep tumors and maybe a spine crawler, and a handful of drones and they start to finish off my partner. They hadn't been talking at all the whole time.)
Me: Ok, we officially accept your surrender.
Opp 1: haha! (Yeah, he's a man of many words.)

(So finally they find my last attempt at an expo and are finishing us both off.)
Me: You're...totally surrendering wrong...
(My last drone dies)
Me: gg guys, well done.
Opp 1: gg
Opp 2: gg! lol


Sorry there were no ethnic slurs, curses, and cancer-wishing, but I thought it was a fun game and everyone in it were good sports. This is the type of game I like, where even if I'm losing I'm having fun.

Thanks guys in this game, if you read this, it was fun!

<Game name: Loki>
Become a better player: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=246138
Tankkiller
Profile Joined June 2010
4 Posts
June 07 2010 14:45 GMT
#400
On June 07 2010 19:59 Scipaeus121212 wrote:
Can't take screenshot somehow, but whatever:
at the beggining of the game
Me: gl hf
Him: shut up and play
Me: lol burn in hell
Him: u retard??
Me: You cant spell?
Him: im gonna nuke you noob
Me: Im gonna bling bust
I kill his scouting SCV

Me: lolol
after bling bust
Him: diot
Him: idiot
Me: lol told ya
Me: u retard
Him: f*** you
him left the game!


You actually sound like the bigger retard to be honest. Seriously "burn in hell"?. I'd rather play him than you.
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