• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 07:36
CEST 13:36
KST 20:36
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins HomeStory Cup 298Serral wins Maestros of the Game 243ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play3Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12
Community News
Weekly Cups (July 6 - 12): Protoss strike back2BSL Season 22 Full Overview & Conclusion7BSL Season 22 Full Overview & Conclusion7Weekly Cups (June 29-July 5): Solar Doubles0MC vs IdrA, Boxer vs Nal_rA to be Legacy Matches @ BlizzCon44
StarCraft 2
General
Weekly Cups (July 6 - 12): Protoss strike back Is the larve respawn broken? Serral wins HomeStory Cup 29 Serral wins Maestros of the Game 2 Reynor: GSL Loss Wasn't About Preparation Format
Tourneys
GSL CK #5 Race War WardiTV Summer Cup 2026 RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event HomeStory Cup 29 Vespene Cup #1 — $300+ USD, July 10
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
New Map Maker - Looking for Advice - Love or Hate Work In Progress Melee Maps [D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 534 Burning Evacuation Mutation # 533 Die Together Mutation # 532 Nuclear Family
Brood War
General
Pros Debate: Zerg Unfairly Nerfed? (ASL S22 map) ASL 22 Proposed Map Pool ASL22 General Discussion BSL Season 22 Full Overview & Conclusion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[ASL22] Wildcard Qualifier IPSL Spring 2026 Top 4! [Megathread] Daily Proleagues CSLAN 4 is Coming!
Strategy
Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers Creating a full chart of Zerg builds Relatively freeroll strategies
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile Summer Games Done Quick 2026! Nintendo Switch Thread
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
NeO.D_StephenKing vs This Guy From 1 Million Dance TL Mafia Community Thread TL Mafia Power Rank Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club The HerO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion! Anime Discussion Thread Series you have seen recently...
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story Tennis[sport] Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Simple Questions Simple Answers FPS when play League Of Legend on laptop How to clean a TTe Thermaltake keyboard?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Major Shifts in the Gaming I…
TrAiDoS
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 5042 users

Funny opponent quotes. - Page 21

Forum Index > SC2 General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 19 20 21 22 23 70 Next
dogmeatstew
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada574 Posts
June 07 2010 17:34 GMT
#401
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.
HOLYCOWBATMAN
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada51 Posts
June 07 2010 17:59 GMT
#402
someone sent his 2 collosi to scout the map and when they both died to mass phoenix he said : 'omg if u were intelligent u wouldnt have your phoenix afk in the middle of the map!'
DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
D-Lite
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom223 Posts
June 07 2010 18:12 GMT
#403
i spent hours on the first day of getting my key (around patch 8) spamming ladder matches on the eu server, one particularly aweful protoss said to me in broken english

"i hope your mother is attacked as criminal"

im still to this day not sure what he meant, but ive used it ALOT of times when people rage in game, i use it so much i considered making it a macro
Real men proxygate
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
June 07 2010 18:16 GMT
#404
On June 08 2010 02:59 HOLYCOWBATMAN wrote:
someone sent his 2 collosi to scout the map and when they both died to mass phoenix he said : 'omg if u were intelligent u wouldnt have your phoenix afk in the middle of the map!'


orb vs day9 lolololol
Salty
Profile Joined June 2010
United States90 Posts
June 07 2010 18:55 GMT
#405
I picked up my command center and dropped a planetary fortress in a practice 1v1 match. The guy claimed I was a hacker Everyone knows building can't fly, so he must be right.
Needs more salt.
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
June 07 2010 23:23 GMT
#406
Some guy tried to 6 pool me and i held it off. I then pushed out with 2 or 3 hellions and roasted all of his drones and zerglings he continued to pump out. He replied with "hellions LOL try something that takes skill noob"
earky
Profile Joined March 2010
United States87 Posts
June 07 2010 23:31 GMT
#407
[image loading]
I'm a graphic designer, PM me and I'll gladly help you out!
Felshen
Profile Joined May 2010
United States11 Posts
June 08 2010 03:15 GMT
#408
On June 07 2010 13:03 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
vs a terran guy:
"gg, sad you took that pathetic lolmuta annoyi to the death tactic"

Hah, similar thing happened to me today. I was doing some mutalisk harass and my opponent said, "wow, muta changes completely ruined midgame tvz..."
I don't actually know what mutalisk changes he was referring to, but I told him to use thors to counter mutas. He said "yeah but I don't do mech" just as I flew over several factories and barracks with tech labs (but no armory)

Later on, a different terran opponent immediately GG'd right when I flew 4 mutas into his base. I asked why he was giving up so soon, and he said, "Dude I thought your spire was just a spine crawler...fml"
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
July 03 2010 00:08 GMT
#409
On June 02 2010 04:29 DaggerRage wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2010 08:51 GG.Win wrote:
Was playing some random guy TvT, he starts calling me hacker.
[image loading]
[image loading]

Funny thing is I'm pretty sure HE is hacking. At the start of the game hes constantly looking at my base through fog of war and never scouts me with an SCV.



I just woke up, get a life virgin.

LOL


You should have told him "I was up all night. Having #(*" or something more witty then that.
EliteAzn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States661 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-03 02:06:36
July 03 2010 02:06 GMT
#410
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.
(╯`Д´)╯︵ ┻━┻ High Five! _o /\ o_
Alou
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States3748 Posts
July 03 2010 02:19 GMT
#411
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.
Life is Good.
EliteAzn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States661 Posts
July 03 2010 02:26 GMT
#412
On July 03 2010 11:19 Alou wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.


geez, didn't think a simple questionmark would just be ignored.

meh lesson learned...better having no gg's than saying gg.
(╯`Д´)╯︵ ┻━┻ High Five! _o /\ o_
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
July 03 2010 02:28 GMT
#413
On July 03 2010 11:26 EliteAzn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 11:19 Alou wrote:
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.


geez, didn't think a simple questionmark would just be ignored.

meh lesson learned...better having no gg's than saying gg.


best just to say "Good game" or even better "Hey, I had a good game."
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-03 02:45:07
July 03 2010 02:33 GMT
#414
On July 03 2010 11:26 EliteAzn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 11:19 Alou wrote:
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.


geez, didn't think a simple questionmark would just be ignored.

meh lesson learned...better having no gg's than saying gg.

doesnt matter if you used a ? mark its still a dick move.
I turtle float and all sorts of shit when people GG for me, and after a long game it makes it 10x worse.

I only gg if they do it first and in a non offensive way.

too contribute : this is after going for a standard 1 or 2 immortal push vs roaches or something i dont remember what he did actually..

[image loading]
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
July 03 2010 02:45 GMT
#415
me: glhf
opponent: fuck you
me: ok
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Javityrael
Profile Joined May 2010
11 Posts
July 03 2010 03:26 GMT
#416
I was p vs a t player, after some fighting I managed to push him off and contain him in his main and expo, but he decided to go all out turtle, mass bunkers, mass tanks, mass towers... It was a freakin fortress... So after I got and secured all other expos, made sure I had a good game winning plan I went on and after a long time I took the nat and main, but the base at the island on top was rigged with turrents in ways I didn't imagine possible... Void rays were range 6 so it was hell to go for it so I decided to talk:

Me: gg?
Him: Never, you can't attack me with air cuz I have turrents all over, I will outlast you!

So lots of void rays, carriers and a mothership mass recall later I destroyed his base! guess what, 6 barracks, 2 factories and about 3 ccs left to kill scattered flying all across the map...

Him: lol you are a fag nerd. Start cleaning my stuff while I clean your mother.

Took me some time to clean that stuff up... the whole match lasted to hours... Still, his rage quit was really funny before I killed off his last cc.

Him: fat nerd, you are going to die of cancer
Him: I'm going to kill your family so no one goes to the funeral
Me: gg

cheeseztoe
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada25 Posts
July 03 2010 08:21 GMT
#417
2V2ing with my friend here, macro-steam rolling our opponents when one of our opponents decide to nuke his buddy.
[image loading]

killswitch(purple opponent): DID YOU REALLY JUST NUKE ME YOU F U CK

killswitch: WO W

Pinkie(my friend): wtf

killswitch: NO SHIT

killswitch has left the game!

We felt bad for killswitch D:
Starcraft 2 IGN: Gecko
Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
July 03 2010 08:40 GMT
#418
me: gl hf
opponent: thanks
me: no gl hf for me?
opponent: no.

then I win and say:
me: weeee, I won even without any gl hf!
opponent: %#¤&sucker

or something equally ugly
rsol in response to the dragoon voice being heard in SCII: dragoon ai reaches new lows: wanders into wrong game
maragin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States59 Posts
July 03 2010 08:42 GMT
#419
I've got the replay of this game, but since it's an old patch I can't seem to get it to load.

I was playing a guy named BURYTHEWEAK a few patches ago, ZvT on Lost Temple. I was practicing bane busts, and got off a pretty good one. He started talking a bunch of shit, calling me a bitch and a "Baneling Jew".

He lifted off, headed for the corners of the map, and kept taunting. I expo, tech up, and start hunting his stuff down with mutas. He keeps talking shit, so I calmly decide to not kill him. I send about 20-30 overlords to go surround his floating command center in the top corner. After a while he gets bored and lands it, so I morph all of the overlords into overseers. He says he has all day, so I start pooping out mass changelings to make it look like he has an army. He quits after some fuck you's, etc...

A damn shame I couldn't load that replay up, I could use a laugh.
TerrorBASS
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada16 Posts
July 03 2010 09:33 GMT
#420
OP that's the best story you got?
Prev 1 19 20 21 22 23 70 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
WardiTV Weekly
11:00
WardiTV Mondays #95
IntoTheiNu 471
WardiTV423
TKL 186
Rex110
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko377
TKL 174
Ryung 143
Rex 110
SHIN 61
herO (SOOP) 50
DenverSC2 24
StarCraft: Brood War
Calm 6564
Sea 2570
Bisu 1426
Shuttle 864
Hyuk 580
Jaedong 476
firebathero 423
Mini 302
BeSt 280
Larva 214
[ Show more ]
Light 188
EffOrt 183
Soulkey 167
Stork 161
Snow 145
ggaemo 109
Soma 97
Sharp 85
ToSsGirL 81
ZerO 75
Free 66
Mong 66
Pusan 58
Bale 56
Rush 48
PianO 44
hero 41
soO 36
[sc1f]eonzerg 31
Sexy 30
910 28
sorry 27
scan(afreeca) 25
Killer 22
yabsab 18
Aegong 18
Hm[arnc] 17
JYJ 17
Icarus 16
IntoTheRainbow 16
sSak 15
Movie 11
Barracks 10
Shine 8
Noble 8
Dota 2
Gorgc3449
Dendi375
syndereN55
League of Legends
JimRising 400
Counter-Strike
x6flipin47
Other Games
B2W.Neo889
crisheroes242
RuFF_SC221
ZerO(Twitch)8
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick2609
BasetradeTV310
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 13
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 39
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• TFBlade566
• HappyZerGling78
Upcoming Events
The PondCast
22h 24m
Replay Cast
1d 21h
CrankTV Team League
1d 23h
Replay Cast
2 days
CrankTV Team League
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Clem vs Lambo
Scarlett vs Cure
CranKy Ducklings
3 days
IPSL
4 days
Dragon vs Hawk
RSL Revival
4 days
Classic vs Trap
herO vs SHIN
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
IPSL
5 days
Bonyth vs Ret
WardiTV Weekly
5 days
Monday Night Weeklies
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

YSL S3
HSC XXIX
Eternal Conflict S2 E2

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
Acropolis #4
CSL 2026 Summer (S21)
RSL Revival: Season 6
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
SCTL 2026 Spring
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S3: W3
ASL S22 SEASON OPEN Day 1
Escore Tournament S3: W4
ASL S22 SEASON OPEN Day 2
Escore Tournament S3: W5
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HSC XXX
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
Light Tournament 2026
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale
Eternal Conflict S2 E3
Logitech G Connect 2026
StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.