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dogmeatstew
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada574 Posts
June 07 2010 17:34 GMT
#401
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.
HOLYCOWBATMAN
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada51 Posts
June 07 2010 17:59 GMT
#402
someone sent his 2 collosi to scout the map and when they both died to mass phoenix he said : 'omg if u were intelligent u wouldnt have your phoenix afk in the middle of the map!'
DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
D-Lite
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom223 Posts
June 07 2010 18:12 GMT
#403
i spent hours on the first day of getting my key (around patch 8) spamming ladder matches on the eu server, one particularly aweful protoss said to me in broken english

"i hope your mother is attacked as criminal"

im still to this day not sure what he meant, but ive used it ALOT of times when people rage in game, i use it so much i considered making it a macro
Real men proxygate
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
June 07 2010 18:16 GMT
#404
On June 08 2010 02:59 HOLYCOWBATMAN wrote:
someone sent his 2 collosi to scout the map and when they both died to mass phoenix he said : 'omg if u were intelligent u wouldnt have your phoenix afk in the middle of the map!'


orb vs day9 lolololol
Salty
Profile Joined June 2010
United States90 Posts
June 07 2010 18:55 GMT
#405
I picked up my command center and dropped a planetary fortress in a practice 1v1 match. The guy claimed I was a hacker Everyone knows building can't fly, so he must be right.
Needs more salt.
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
June 07 2010 23:23 GMT
#406
Some guy tried to 6 pool me and i held it off. I then pushed out with 2 or 3 hellions and roasted all of his drones and zerglings he continued to pump out. He replied with "hellions LOL try something that takes skill noob"
earky
Profile Joined March 2010
United States87 Posts
June 07 2010 23:31 GMT
#407
[image loading]
I'm a graphic designer, PM me and I'll gladly help you out!
Felshen
Profile Joined May 2010
United States11 Posts
June 08 2010 03:15 GMT
#408
On June 07 2010 13:03 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
vs a terran guy:
"gg, sad you took that pathetic lolmuta annoyi to the death tactic"

Hah, similar thing happened to me today. I was doing some mutalisk harass and my opponent said, "wow, muta changes completely ruined midgame tvz..."
I don't actually know what mutalisk changes he was referring to, but I told him to use thors to counter mutas. He said "yeah but I don't do mech" just as I flew over several factories and barracks with tech labs (but no armory)

Later on, a different terran opponent immediately GG'd right when I flew 4 mutas into his base. I asked why he was giving up so soon, and he said, "Dude I thought your spire was just a spine crawler...fml"
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
July 03 2010 00:08 GMT
#409
On June 02 2010 04:29 DaggerRage wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2010 08:51 GG.Win wrote:
Was playing some random guy TvT, he starts calling me hacker.
[image loading]
[image loading]

Funny thing is I'm pretty sure HE is hacking. At the start of the game hes constantly looking at my base through fog of war and never scouts me with an SCV.



I just woke up, get a life virgin.

LOL


You should have told him "I was up all night. Having #(*" or something more witty then that.
EliteAzn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States661 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-03 02:06:36
July 03 2010 02:06 GMT
#410
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.
(╯`Д´)╯︵ ┻━┻ High Five! _o /\ o_
Alou
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States3748 Posts
July 03 2010 02:19 GMT
#411
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.
Life is Good.
EliteAzn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States661 Posts
July 03 2010 02:26 GMT
#412
On July 03 2010 11:19 Alou wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.


geez, didn't think a simple questionmark would just be ignored.

meh lesson learned...better having no gg's than saying gg.
(╯`Д´)╯︵ ┻━┻ High Five! _o /\ o_
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
July 03 2010 02:28 GMT
#413
On July 03 2010 11:26 EliteAzn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 11:19 Alou wrote:
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.


geez, didn't think a simple questionmark would just be ignored.

meh lesson learned...better having no gg's than saying gg.


best just to say "Good game" or even better "Hey, I had a good game."
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-03 02:45:07
July 03 2010 02:33 GMT
#414
On July 03 2010 11:26 EliteAzn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 11:19 Alou wrote:
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.


geez, didn't think a simple questionmark would just be ignored.

meh lesson learned...better having no gg's than saying gg.

doesnt matter if you used a ? mark its still a dick move.
I turtle float and all sorts of shit when people GG for me, and after a long game it makes it 10x worse.

I only gg if they do it first and in a non offensive way.

too contribute : this is after going for a standard 1 or 2 immortal push vs roaches or something i dont remember what he did actually..

[image loading]
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
July 03 2010 02:45 GMT
#415
me: glhf
opponent: fuck you
me: ok
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Javityrael
Profile Joined May 2010
11 Posts
July 03 2010 03:26 GMT
#416
I was p vs a t player, after some fighting I managed to push him off and contain him in his main and expo, but he decided to go all out turtle, mass bunkers, mass tanks, mass towers... It was a freakin fortress... So after I got and secured all other expos, made sure I had a good game winning plan I went on and after a long time I took the nat and main, but the base at the island on top was rigged with turrents in ways I didn't imagine possible... Void rays were range 6 so it was hell to go for it so I decided to talk:

Me: gg?
Him: Never, you can't attack me with air cuz I have turrents all over, I will outlast you!

So lots of void rays, carriers and a mothership mass recall later I destroyed his base! guess what, 6 barracks, 2 factories and about 3 ccs left to kill scattered flying all across the map...

Him: lol you are a fag nerd. Start cleaning my stuff while I clean your mother.

Took me some time to clean that stuff up... the whole match lasted to hours... Still, his rage quit was really funny before I killed off his last cc.

Him: fat nerd, you are going to die of cancer
Him: I'm going to kill your family so no one goes to the funeral
Me: gg

cheeseztoe
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada25 Posts
July 03 2010 08:21 GMT
#417
2V2ing with my friend here, macro-steam rolling our opponents when one of our opponents decide to nuke his buddy.
[image loading]

killswitch(purple opponent): DID YOU REALLY JUST NUKE ME YOU F U CK

killswitch: WO W

Pinkie(my friend): wtf

killswitch: NO SHIT

killswitch has left the game!

We felt bad for killswitch D:
Starcraft 2 IGN: Gecko
Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
July 03 2010 08:40 GMT
#418
me: gl hf
opponent: thanks
me: no gl hf for me?
opponent: no.

then I win and say:
me: weeee, I won even without any gl hf!
opponent: %#¤&sucker

or something equally ugly
rsol in response to the dragoon voice being heard in SCII: dragoon ai reaches new lows: wanders into wrong game
maragin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States59 Posts
July 03 2010 08:42 GMT
#419
I've got the replay of this game, but since it's an old patch I can't seem to get it to load.

I was playing a guy named BURYTHEWEAK a few patches ago, ZvT on Lost Temple. I was practicing bane busts, and got off a pretty good one. He started talking a bunch of shit, calling me a bitch and a "Baneling Jew".

He lifted off, headed for the corners of the map, and kept taunting. I expo, tech up, and start hunting his stuff down with mutas. He keeps talking shit, so I calmly decide to not kill him. I send about 20-30 overlords to go surround his floating command center in the top corner. After a while he gets bored and lands it, so I morph all of the overlords into overseers. He says he has all day, so I start pooping out mass changelings to make it look like he has an army. He quits after some fuck you's, etc...

A damn shame I couldn't load that replay up, I could use a laugh.
TerrorBASS
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada16 Posts
July 03 2010 09:33 GMT
#420
OP that's the best story you got?
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