during beta i played with the id "BLACKGUY"
my friend also chose "blackguy" and we both took the black avatar.

needless to say there are a lot of racist fucks on b.net

BlackPaladin

United States9316 Posts

July 03 2010 09:54 GMT

#422

After the last reset I played some placement match vs a bronze lvl player (I'm a diamond lvl player). He went 3gate with gas zealot rush (didn't get a core so of course I laughed). I 1gate cybered so I just got a forge, put down a cannon, walled my minerals, and got stalkers to kite. The entire game was just me practicing stalker micro for fun. I lost my first zealot, 1 scouting probe, and 1 stalker by miss-microing (oops). He lost 24 zealots and his base. In the end:

Him: What you do is gay.
Me: Micro?
Him: No, it's gay.

Then he left.

Ploppytheman

United States248 Posts

July 03 2010 09:57 GMT

#423

Just watch the end, around the 7min mark, and yeh I'm having resolution issues.

I just remembered this PvP on Scrap Station and he said GG to me after killing my main, so I went to the Island and built some void rays and kept sniping probes/harassing his bases and them went carriers. Game lasted over an hour and he left without typing when might have won, I still dont know why he quit... Maybe his mom kicked him off? I woulda left if he hadn't GG'd me but instead I drug it out for 40minutes and he left hahahaah, nothing like 12 carriers on Scrap Station to say screw you while denying any mining hahaha

Phyrigian

New Zealand1332 Posts

July 03 2010 10:06 GMT

#424

--- Nuked ---

drewdano

United States4 Posts

July 03 2010 10:15 GMT

#425

On May 19 2010 03:20 vek wrote:
[image loading]

I felt a bit bad but that match was going to be stupid either way so eh :>

this. absolute lol.

Baksteen

Netherlands438 Posts

July 03 2010 10:22 GMT

#426

Epic PF right there indeed!

Worst i have had is someone proxy rush me (Me T, oppo was P) on i believe desert oasis. In the end i end up flying to the island expansion and go 2 port banshee. Then he proceeds calling me a cheesing fag and leaves

01d55

United States19 Posts

July 03 2010 11:18 GMT

#427

On May 19 2010 02:20 ScDeluX wrote:
Many times ppl who lost said something like :

him : FUCK YOU MOFO YOUR A NOOB.
me : and the winner is .....

Lots of fun stuff in this genre.

My favorite:
Desert Oasis; I'd caught his probe & prism trying to expo an island with a viking earlier, and just killed his main with a terran infantry drop. He was cannoning up his nat while I scouted the rest of the map to make sure he didn't have third to rebuild at (caught him building at gold).
O: You going to finish?
O: I have a policy of not leaving for noobs.
Me: I have a policy of not calling people who beat me noobs.
O: I can see that
O: being bad

True to his word, he stayed in until I killed all his stuff.

theDragoon

Canada307 Posts

July 03 2010 16:55 GMT

#428

1v1 on incineration zone i was Z and my opponent was P.
I scout with my first overlord and see he wasn't making zealots or cannons so i quickly make lings once my pool finished.

by the time my lings got there his first cannon was warping in and i continuously produce lings because he had no defense and he says this:
Opp: Zerg... overpowered as always
Opp: this game is shit so unbalanced
Me: why did you preorder it?
Opp: i wanted to see what all the hype is about
Me: then you should cancel your preorder
Opp: don't worry i will this game is all hype no balance whatsoever

he couldn't defend a 13 pool ling rush

waxypants

United States479 Posts

July 08 2010 20:45 GMT

#429

my father is oging to get you banned
[image loading]

I'm a high plat/low diamond player, lol

Mr Winky

United States39 Posts

July 08 2010 22:45 GMT

#430

On May 23 2010 11:18 Kakisho wrote:
Well, not really a BM but whatever, I was playing a ZvT on Steppes of War when both of us see a sign that says battle.net will close in 5 minutes in order to patch.

Kinda went like

(After throwing my entire strat away, canceling extractors and queens, making only zerglings and sending all my drones at him):

Me: TAAAKE THISSS!
Me: WHAT? YOU CAN'T BLOCK THE MAIN WITH YOUR BARRACKS, MAN
Him: lol

(I kill a supply depot and go for the main after killing his 2 marines)

Me: DUDE, STOP, STOP REPAIRING
Me: YOU CAN'T REPAIR YOUR COMMAND CENTER

(I send units I made from my base while he attacks with his SCV's after his center dies)

Me: ONLY ONE MINUTE LEFT, DIEEEE!

(I attack his refineries and second depot)

Me: HAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO WIN!
Me: WHAT?!?! YOU CAN'T LIFT OFF YOUR BARRACKS
Me: YOU CAAAN'T LIFT OFF YOUR BARRACKS (Game Disconnects).

my favorite so far. This actually made me laugh

[UoN]Sentinel

United States11320 Posts

July 10 2010 21:54 GMT

#431

wow dude you fucking suck a fucking dick ass fuck bitch ass fuck hole

InTriX

United Kingdom149 Posts

July 10 2010 22:17 GMT

#432

At the start of a game, zvt.
"
Him: YOU WANA DIE!
me: sure
Him: FUCK U GONA DIE NOOB!!1
me: kk
Him: GONA KILL U MOTHER FUCKER
me: bring it on, whered u spawn?
Him: Top right. [I was at top right however this led me to believe he was bottom left... which was true]

He went 8 rax reaper, i went 10 pool speed lings and ended the game in 6 mins

Him: LUCKY!

EliteAzn

United States661 Posts

July 19 2010 02:59 GMT

#433

Well..this is what I get when I rarely actually say "gl hf" at the beginning of a game (I usually don't say anything, or I'll respond by saying it)...OH, and it gets better at the end of the game (series of pics, hence the spoiler)
+ Show Spoiler +

Yeah.....um...wtf did I do wrong? HOWEVER, his name did contain the word "troll" -_-'

Oh, the mutas he was talking about was the whole SIX mutas I brought to his base and he didn't do anything about them...funny how he didn't warp any stalkers during his rant...

Clownz

Finland53 Posts

July 19 2010 11:23 GMT

#434

Saori: ur so fail even my god
Me: :d
Saori: aha
Me: That's propably the funniest thing ever! :D
Saori: that ur !@#$ mhm
Saori: hf retad

.................

"hf retad", when retard is too much!

ayababa

Australia347 Posts

July 19 2010 11:26 GMT

#435

On May 18 2010 22:51 Amber[LighT] wrote:
My favorite comment when a game starts and I get one of the following:

-Opponent: Day n Nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
-Me: At.. At.. At nite...

(username is CuDi

)

i have played you... and we did this lol

Camlito

Australia4040 Posts

July 19 2010 11:28 GMT

#436

i've probably got one in here, i'm so mad in this game

FrogOfWar

Germany1406 Posts

July 19 2010 11:35 GMT

#437

On July 11 2010 06:54 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
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wow dude you fucking suck a fucking dick ass fuck bitch ass fuck hole

Lol .... unfortunately I easily get offended when people insult me for no reason, but this one I would have loved!

The funniest opponent quote I got in phase 2 was "again lose because this !@&%ing invisibil". That was all he said.

We were two tosses with about equally big armies, and my DTs and his no observers turned the tide :D

omninmo

2349 Posts

July 19 2010 11:42 GMT

#438

today's quotes from those who lost to void ray openings (diamond div goliath tango):

-"people still do this? you're a noob"

-"i would beat you 9/10. that is all"

-"faggot, fuck you"

then one terran scouted my stargate and countered accordingly.. i congratulated him on his play.

Siretu

151 Posts

July 19 2010 11:57 GMT

#439

I made a timing push with marauders, marines and ghosts against a protoss. I easily demolished his army with emp's and stim and continued with wrecking his base.

Him: Good spam...
Him: *leaves*

Niten

United States598 Posts

July 19 2010 12:08 GMT

#440

I was in silver and just got promoted to gold and I play random. I spawn protoss and he's zerg. this was my first game in gold.

(a few seconds into the game)
Me: gl hf
Him: I guess you're zerg b/c of how long it took you to type that
Me: why's that
Him: Z has the most stuff to do at the beginning.
Me: I could just suck
Him: youre in gold. u can't be that bad
Me: i just got promoted
Him: -_-

(he goes early ling/speed thinking I'm Z, but i have zealots and hold it off. I warp in stalkers and lings off 2 base w/ a proxy pylon and am kicking ass)

Him: I hate losing to a protoss I know I'm better than........
(he leaves game)