PvP diamond level- we ended up in a base race- he had a balanced army comp and and I had blink stalkers- I couldnt confront him head on because of his comp (bad decision from me FTL). I won the base race but he took a gold and I took his old main. I knew I couldnt withstand an attack so I took the 2 island bases with my warp prism I used during the push.

I rushed to Carriers for some reason- he tried to counter with Void Rays but wasnt able too. He GGd and then said

"I have no clue how to get to that cliff"

Diamond level fail, lawl.

Qikz

United Kingdom12023 Posts

August 02 2010 00:32 GMT

#463

Placement matches on 2v2 with my friend I had more battlecruisers earliar, but I overextended myself and lost most of them, the entire game we contained the other team. He turns around and goes lol camper noobs, also at the start to hide their weird cheesey build that we defended he goes, OMG IS THIS NOT FASTEST?!?!? Before he left though, that quote takes the cake. I was mined out everywhere and couldn't re-expand properly so me and my protoss buddy just waited for them to suicide onto my 2 BCs and his full pop of units with mothership, but alas they never attacked and said this before they went.

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Froadac

United States6733 Posts

August 02 2010 06:16 GMT

#464

I have three base and make ~16 BCs, and nothing else (he sits on the rest of the map, and makes a stalker zealot army) After crushing all of his bases, and making him run out of gas) Where the heck did you get that money from? (I was on three base and made almost nothing but BCs.)

Cedstick

Canada3336 Posts

August 02 2010 08:51 GMT

#465

"Gl" at the starting of the game, followed by a, "wow fuck you," when I win.

Me when I get cannon rushed, hold it off, hold off his first Void Rays and almost win, but lose 'cause I got ahead of myself in my push:

"So do you do this strat a lot?"
Him: "lol"
"I'm serious, 'cause I know of lots of people who like to ride on one gay strategy as far as they can."

Yea, I'm salty. You would be, too!

Jackafur

United States116 Posts

August 02 2010 08:56 GMT

#466

I got a kick out of this

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I'm blue. he scanned right on top of my practically 200/200 army with mothership. give me a break about my high minerals. I had 4 bases and a practically maxed army for a little bit. I was just kinda waiting around for my mothership to pop. This was in plat btw. I was just trying to have some fun.

ClanOverdosed

691 Posts

August 02 2010 08:58 GMT

#467

On August 02 2010 17:56 Jackafur wrote:
I got a kick out of this

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Haha man I feel bad for that guy.

shawster

Canada2485 Posts

August 02 2010 09:07 GMT

#468

it's always something about zerg being overpowered that makes me laugh pretty hard

theres this one guy who played 56 games in the first like 18 hours, and he went 1 base immortal stalker timing push on me. funny thing was he was god damned terrible so it was like 4 minutes late, i beat him with hydraling and he says something along the lines of "god fucking dmanit zerg so op what a piece of shit race".

Seiniyta

Belgium1815 Posts

August 02 2010 09:21 GMT

#469

at the start of the game my opponent said "Gl hf" at the end after I 4-gated with chargelots he said "fck you" and left.

MICHELLE

Korea (South)199 Posts

August 02 2010 09:24 GMT

#470

teekuppi

78 Posts

August 02 2010 09:30 GMT

#471

Game start
Him: You have the gayest name ever

I couldn't stop laughing

Vessel

United States214 Posts

August 02 2010 09:41 GMT

#472

On May 19 2010 14:32 slowmanrunning wrote:
not mine but worthwhile
[image loading]

It's in another thread remotely similar to this one.

lol that pick is so full of win

BrogMaN

United States108 Posts

August 02 2010 09:45 GMT

#473

I've been feeling slightly disappointed reading this thread and the other BM quotes thread because I hadn't encountered any real BM players. I got the occasional "Wow, X unit is so OP. Blizz will nerf them hard next patch." but nothing crazy...

Until tonight! This guy was an ass pretty much the entire game and even after it ended he brought up a chat box and NERD RAGED pretty hard. It was hilarious

Here it is: (Vulgar language)

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anxman: douchebag go suck more dick
anxman has reconnected.
You: lol
anxman: maybe the cum in your system is dangerously low
You: i'm not sure i understand that
anxman: i'd give you some of mine but i deposited all of it into your mother
anxman has disconnected

Cedstick

Canada3336 Posts

August 02 2010 10:01 GMT

#474

One-Banshee opening.

Him: "rofl...
Him: "so gay"
Me: Scout

Him: "I did..."
Me: "You'll get used to strategies and what you see."
Me: "Be wary of the TvT Banshee

"
Him: "Yea"
Him: "They will fix it with a patch."
Him: "Most OP shit."
VICTORIOUS!

On May 19 2010 14:32 slowmanrunning wrote:
not mine but worthwhile
[image loading]

It's in another thread remotely similar to this one.

Is... is he attacking his own Twilight Council?

TheOracle

Australia256 Posts

August 02 2010 10:19 GMT

#475

On August 02 2010 19:01 Cedstick wrote:
One-Banshee opening.

Him: "rofl...
Him: "so gay"
Me: Scout

Him: "I did..."
Me: "You'll get used to strategies and what you see."
Me: "Be wary of the TvT Banshee

"
Him: "Yea"
Him: "They will fix it with a patch."
Him: "Most OP shit."
VICTORIOUS!

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Is... is he attacking his own Twilight Council?

Nope, he's attacking his own gateway

To be fair i've seen it done before, one time it was a misclick, the other I roflstomped his army so badly with 1/0 tanks (I lost like 10 food to his 50ish) that he knew it was over, so he GGed. When I turned up in his base I found maybe 10ish zealots and stalkers taking out every pylon in sigh, I lol'ed hard.

roflcopter420

Sweden168 Posts

August 02 2010 10:22 GMT

#476

On August 02 2010 19:19 TheOracle wrote:

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Nope, he's attacking his own gateway

no its a 2v2.

Mikilatov

United States3897 Posts

August 02 2010 10:27 GMT

#477

Playing a RANDOM 2v2, my partner disconned instantly and I proceeded to roflstomp the other players 2v1, since I could just spam MMM out of two econs.

Upon stomping them, one player says "OMG YOU BOUGHT TWO GAMES JUST SO YOU CAN DO THIS SHIT?"

It was a RANDOM 2v2 game.

humblegar

Norway883 Posts

August 02 2010 10:43 GMT

#478

All from beta (wording 99% right, can't be bothered to find old replays):

- "nice maphacking buddie" - in the least suspicious game played by anyone during beta.
- "OMG hydras suck now" - early beta after the attackspeed nerf (he had several hydras!).
- "oh wow" - tvt placement match when opponent scanned my army (nice guy, we had a little chat :p)

People are funny sometimes

pRo9aMeR

595 Posts

August 02 2010 10:53 GMT

#479

On August 02 2010 18:24 MICHELLE wrote:
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holy....wow, how come I've never seen this before?! This is golden^^

cHuT.LoL

United States34 Posts

August 02 2010 15:49 GMT

#480

All I ever get are people complaining that Terran is overpowered every game I win, which is pretty funny. A supposed imbalance only serves to become the scapegoat of weak players' inadequacies.