EPTHe failed to scout my gold expo and therefore....i hack
. diamond league game also
http://bayimg.com/oAoDjAacB
Funny opponent quotes. - Page 26
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Ankface
Sweden8 Posts
He failed to scout my gold expo and therefore....i hack . diamond league game alsohttp://bayimg.com/oAoDjAacB | ||
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Fanov
Canada42 Posts
Him : lol im banneling busting Him : lol jk fast expand roach Him : LOL jk fast mutas lings lol So im pretty confident he's not going banneling bust since he told me that BO first unfortunatly he goes banneling bust and kills me in about 7 mins Him: lol you werent expecting banneling bust since i tell it first Him: i tricked you Him: with reverse psychology lol | ||
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VorcePA
United States1102 Posts
"Oh, that seems fair", and leaves. Another time in a 2v2 in practice league I went MMM and demolished them 1v2, to which one of the guys says "more Terran bullshit" I get a lot of BM for winning with standard builds, and I was D+ on iccup back in BW. O_o | ||
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shiNe.
Canada120 Posts
me: try not running into 7 of them? opp: its impossible, im stuck in my base. me: don't give terran map control.. opp: terran is imba me: -.-' | ||
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Darkn3ss
United States717 Posts
He asks me how I can possibly know his every move (I thought he was kidding) so I said: "Hax!" ...as soon as he read that he started raging soooooooooooooooo hard and going about how people like me ruin the game, he's reporting me to blizz etc, etc, etc... I found it so amusing that the game lasted about 30 minutes when it should have ended at ~15... lol at some point I even told the guy that I was JK but he just wouldn't listen... lol (maybe it was his tactic to try to get back into the game by taking my attention with trash talk... didn't work!) On August 03 2010 08:57 shiNe. wrote: opponent: tanks are imbalanced. me: try not running into 7 of them? opp: its impossible, im stuck in my base. me: don't give terran map control.. opp: terran is imba me: -.-' On August 03 2010 08:47 VorcePA wrote: TvZ, I made a 3 tank timing push against a guy who went fast hydra: "Oh, that seems fair", and leaves. Another time in a 2v2 in practice league I went MMM and demolished them 1v2, to which one of the guys says "more Terran bullshit" I get a lot of BM for winning with standard builds, and I was D+ on iccup back in BW. O_o Ever wonder that they just might be imba?! XD (Terran, I mean.) Don't take it from me. I was D+ too. LaLush/Artosis will tell you! XD | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
Me: GG Him: FUCK YOU Him was defeated! Him left the game! | ||
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vengee
Canada52 Posts
(After killing two scvs with my scouting probe) Guy: WHAT THE !@#$ Me  Guy:WELL IF YOUR GUNNA BE LIKE THAT Me: lol <3 Guy:@#$ YOU. *leaves* | ||
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ScvReady
United States61 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ScottPilgrim: you know what? ScottPilgrim has reconnected. ScottPilgrim: screw you every time I play a terran You: ultras ftw vs mech!!! ScottPilgrim: they always tell me they hate mch so fuck you You: i play random tho ScottPilgrim: oh You: i mean when im z i hate t mech ScottPilgrim: that makes everything ALL better you feel fine You: but ultras are awesome ScottPilgrim: as long as you can screw someone else over do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge You: which one? ScottPilgrim: at this point, I don't even care You: rematch? ill play random again ScottPilgrim: no I want nothing to do with you and your tanks You: u scared? ScottPilgrim: get away from me no, just pissed off You: z and p dont have tanks ScottPilgrim: because yeah You: ill play z ScottPilgrim: I'll probably loose You: then u can find another unit to blame it on  ScottPilgrim: tanks are the only unit in this game that make me want to hurt people as much as possible You: imo overlords get me pretty angry ScottPilgrim: .... you are an idiot You: everytime i c them stupidly floating around i feel like killing someone dont u? ScottPilgrim: man I'm so glad I can't punch you in the face right now You: y wuld u be glad of that? ScottPilgrim: because the consequences would not be woth it but I would not be able to stop myself still... it would feel damn good You: hmm... does someone need a hug? ScottPilgrim: oy I hate people You: tanks 2 ScottPilgrim: oh, just go away I'll find something else to vent my anger on You: overlords, trust me it works so what did you get angry at this time? ScottPilgrim: .... what You: ... ScottPilgrim: geeze You: u said ud find something else to vent ur anger ScottPilgrim: you tease me just like my mother relentlessly You: wat was it? ScottPilgrim: if you must know I went a whined to a friend You: oh cool that always works ScottPilgrim: I wish.... You: well im gonna add you becuz ur awesome ok? ur welcome ScottPilgrim: you sure are a friendly sort of fellow ...but I can't figure this add thing out Ok after trying to figure out how to post a screenshoot for 15 minutes i realized i could ctrl c the chat so here you go. P.S in retrospect some of my coments could seem kinda rude but i was just joking and we ended up adding each other as you can see from the end EDIT: added spoiler tags because the chat took up almost a whole page lol | ||
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Subtlety
Canada113 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1614/epicbm.jpg) That's the best BM given to me in my experience laddering so far. | ||
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maggalo
United States77 Posts
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DedOnArrival
United States6 Posts
![[image loading]](http://lh4.ggpht.com/_nsQOEhAiPKQ/TFex7CloQ1I/AAAAAAAAAA0/UHwgCYrhgaY/s1024/bathroom.jpg) best screenshot I've gotten in a 2v2 so far. I don't play a whole lot of non-1v1, but things like this make me want to play them more.... | ||
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SiN]
United States540 Posts
TERRAN IS SO IMBA. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MASS MARAUDERS AND TANKS. He tried to mass marauders and tanks. | ||
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DedOnArrival
United States6 Posts
![[image loading]](http://lh3.ggpht.com/_nsQOEhAiPKQ/TFeyqNWr0PI/AAAAAAAAABc/_NZLl10PSgU/s1024/woops_tanks.jpg) Oh. also got this one right after my opponent accidentally wasted 20+ Banelings on my 2 tanks. We all mis-click sometimes, but the mis-spelling is unacceptable. | ||
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Anxiety
United States650 Posts
On May 19 2010 09:34 cartoon]x wrote: I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says: fastlikeacat: so many bad players fastlikeacat: haha me: like u? fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier fastlikeacat: but next time i will me: oh ok me: bye noob fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole fastlikeacat: lol fastlikeacat: i might be a noob fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid. fastlikeacat: never forget that. me: lol fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot me: ur dumb dude me: just leave fastlikeacat has left the game then he PMs me: fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb but i get laid hahaha nerd idiot. pussy means more than starcraft... learn that. fastlikeacat has reconnected. fastlikeacat has disconnected. fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there? haha faggot. this shit just cracks me up Cause most comps have more than 50 gigs of memory, unless they are 12 (more?) years old. | ||
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Champi
1422 Posts
him : glhf me : likewise him : you lie motherfucker! hahahahaha, i lol'd almost as hard as the "i'm throwing my mouse at the wall, u owe me 50 dollars" one | ||
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Darkn3ss
United States717 Posts
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Nub4ever
Canada1981 Posts
him to try collossus or storm and he keeps on saying it's cause of his bw roots messin him up and claims he's went to like WCG 2001 | ||
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Fisher
United States119 Posts
Me: learn 2 lose u fucking noob Him: I'm wayne brady bitch! Him: Tell them when you get to hell wayne brady sent u! then i proceded to make him hunt down every pylon on the map as I sat back and watched tv >.> | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
"my macro is so much better" couldnt pass up this opportunity to use the clarkson quote and go "much better then what, getting stabbed?" kekeke idk. i cracked myself up;;;;;;; On August 03 2010 16:06 Fisher wrote: I had actually beaten a guy one time pvz on desert oasis. He had 1 hatchery hidden and a about 10 mutas flying around the map. As I'm trying to find him he keep harassing my base and i end up losing a lot of probes and having to run back to save my base because this guy kept moving around. I build up another small army and own his base once again but because I needed every unit I left my base fairly unprotected and lost almost everything. This continued until I had nothing left........ Me: learn 2 lose u fucking noob Him: I'm wayne brady bitch! Him: Tell them when you get to hell wayne brady sent u! then i proceded to make him hunt down every pylon on the map as I sat back and watched tv >.> wat | ||
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Doc Daneeka
United States577 Posts
On August 03 2010 08:47 VorcePA wrote: TvZ, I made a 3 tank timing push against a guy who went fast hydra: "Oh, that seems fair", and leaves. Another time in a 2v2 in practice league I went MMM and demolished them 1v2, to which one of the guys says "more Terran bullshit" I get a lot of BM for winning with standard builds, and I was D+ on iccup back in BW. O_o in all fairness, most people who don't play terran probably get pissed off when playing against terrans. | ||
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