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GnerdRage
Profile Joined August 2010
United States17 Posts
August 04 2010 08:00 GMT
#541
I had an opponent just tonight say that I was the most annoying player ever.
Jupakazoid
mamelouk
Profile Joined April 2010
France135 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-04 09:46:06
August 04 2010 09:42 GMT
#542
in one of my placement matchs, the guy I played apparently never saw a fast expand.
- SECOND BASE IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES
- OVERPOWERED NOOB

that one in PVP guy that defeated my 2 gate proxy, then I walled with canon and fast teched. the guy was pretty sure he already won, when I showed up in his base this 3 charged void rays, his
3 stalkers dissapeared in about 2 seconds. he could not even spell "haha" (nervous laughter) correctly

- SHSH
player has left
...Uniden
Insight.9
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom79 Posts
August 04 2010 10:11 GMT
#543
Some guy who had probably 20 or 25 tanks with some bio outside my base which I proceeded to Psi Storm and Immortal the crap out of claimed storm to be overpowered, was pretty funny.
"There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love." Day[9]
Zaphid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1860 Posts
August 04 2010 10:14 GMT
#544
On August 04 2010 18:42 mamelouk wrote:
in one of my placement matchs, the guy I played apparently never saw a fast expand.
- SECOND BASE IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES
- OVERPOWERED NOOB

that one in PVP guy that defeated my 2 gate proxy, then I walled with canon and fast teched. the guy was pretty sure he already won, when I showed up in his base this 3 charged void rays, his
3 stalkers dissapeared in about 2 seconds. he could not even spell "haha" (nervous laughter) correctly

- SHSH
player has left


Sounds exactly like PvP I had on scrap station, defended proxy gate and he walled in with cannons except I was the one who killed him with void rays
I will never ever play Mech against Protoss. - MVP
mamelouk
Profile Joined April 2010
France135 Posts
August 04 2010 12:19 GMT
#545
On August 04 2010 19:14 Zaphid wrote:

Sounds exactly like PvP I had on scrap station, defended proxy gate and he walled in with cannons except I was the one who killed him with void rays


crap I thought I was going to say "THAT WAS REALLY YOU?", but it wasn't on scrp station (and I won ^o^)

I guess there are not that many strategies in mirror matchups
...Uniden
militantonZ
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden18 Posts
August 04 2010 13:00 GMT
#546
In a 4v4 with friends. We've killed two players and the last two decides to BM and just mass photoncannons in their bases while flying some CC's to the corners of the base.

Right when we are starting to crush the cannons, both goes:
"Have to eat, sry"
and leaves
Kelberot
Profile Joined July 2010
Brazil364 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-04 13:53:48
August 04 2010 13:52 GMT
#547
Read from bottom to top
[image loading]
[image loading]
After countering his marine/helion push with a roach/ling mix, which was my only attack this game.
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
August 04 2010 14:16 GMT
#548
On August 04 2010 22:52 Kelberot wrote:
Read from bottom to top
[image loading]
[image loading]
After countering his marine/helion push with a roach/ling mix, which was my only attack this game.

wow, real good ones
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
August 04 2010 14:19 GMT
#549
"Fuck your fast"

*leaves*

He 10 raxed in my base in TvT. I floated to my natural and countered with a Thor rush. I am diamond btw (with 50apm - less than he had).
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
Marou
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany1371 Posts
August 04 2010 14:56 GMT
#550
On May 18 2010 22:47 Topazas wrote:
Once I started a game, and said gl hf, the oppenent said:
Him - Where are you from?
Me - Lithuania
Him - Are you a girl?
Me - No
Him - Do you have a sister?
Me - No. Are you looking for some sex or something? :D
Him - Yes


I played this guy during beta i'm sure of that he asked me the same questions :D
Probably a WoW player that has failed to meet his geeky soulmate in azeroth and now trying hard to find love on Bnet2.
So cute, to bad he has no chat channels xD
twitter@RickyMarou
Snowfield
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1289 Posts
August 04 2010 15:09 GMT
#551
I like how people have to point out how much "they raped" their opponent and how they were so much better lol, it's so funny

ANyway, good pics
skeldark
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2223 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-04 15:14:08
August 04 2010 15:13 GMT
#552
Protoss proxy allin and loose. Quitmes: "Terra is imba"
Zerg only hydra vs mek: Quitmes: "tank hellion is op"
zerg only roach later ultra : Quitmes: "terra and bc are op"

and lots lots of this...
Save gaming: kill esport
mr_tolkien
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
France8631 Posts
August 04 2010 16:06 GMT
#553
Weirdest thing ever :

ZvT, I was on the verge of losing, making an all-in last push for honor with a very few units, because he microed his helions/stimmed rines super effectively (I even praised his micro after his first harass :p). As he was completly killing my last ling with stg like 8/9 marauders

"Me : Well, I think this is gonna be GG time !
Opponent : Yeah I think so ^^
(I proceed to go surrender)
Your opponent has left the game"

WTF oO It was counted as a win in my records. Really, WTF.
The legend of Darien lives on
pshych0
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
274 Posts
August 04 2010 16:10 GMT
#554
2 seconds into the game

"PROTOSS PENIS SO SMALL"
shit happens
Noev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1105 Posts
August 04 2010 16:18 GMT
#555
On August 05 2010 01:06 mr_tolkien wrote:
Weirdest thing ever :

ZvT, I was on the verge of losing, making an all-in last push for honor with a very few units, because he microed his helions/stimmed rines super effectively (I even praised his micro after his first harass :p). As he was completly killing my last ling with stg like 8/9 marauders

"Me : Well, I think this is gonna be GG time !
Opponent : Yeah I think so ^^
(I proceed to go surrender)
Your opponent has left the game"

WTF oO It was counted as a win in my records. Really, WTF.


hahahaha thats awesome, guess he thought gg meant the game was over, somebody was eager to move onto the next game
driftme
Profile Joined June 2010
United States360 Posts
August 04 2010 16:40 GMT
#556
The map was Desert Oasis, TvZ.

I walled off, put 4 marines at my door while I was rushing to Bancheeeez. Went into his base at like 7.5 minutes with 2 cloaked banshees... he was massing lings.

He said "such a noob" and ragequit. I can only presume he was talking about himself.
micro7295
Profile Joined August 2010
United States68 Posts
August 04 2010 16:43 GMT
#557
On May 19 2010 01:30 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
I got proxied by a protoss on Crapstation and held it off with a crawler and lings. Afterwards I build 2 more crawlers and just send my lings to kill his probes off while his zealots ran into my crawlers and queen.

After that he said:
SURE!!!!

And i was stilled pissed because of the proxy so I just answered:
Leave cheeser...

After leaving without "gg" he wrote me a pm and said that i have to be the acutal cheeser because I build spinecrawlers!


doesnt know the definition of cheese. lmao
an ultralisk, an ultralisk, my hive for an ultralisk
alsowikk
Profile Joined July 2010
109 Posts
August 04 2010 16:49 GMT
#558
Got called cheap in the practice league for using ravens and banshees to harass a zerg who went all ling and roach...it was sad to see how pissed he was.
Pinstripes
Profile Joined July 2010
17 Posts
August 04 2010 17:24 GMT
#559
I've had a few omg terran is imba!!! My favorite though was from a guy named LIGHTKNIGHT who caps locked raged at me the entire game, his best quote was terran and Zerg are so fucking skilless. Lol apparently 2 of 3 races are skilless. Also this guy mass games, around 300 so far so if u see him expect much Lols.
Petshop
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada73 Posts
August 04 2010 17:33 GMT
#560
On August 05 2010 02:24 Pinstripes wrote:
I've had a few omg terran is imba!!! My favorite though was from a guy named LIGHTKNIGHT who caps locked raged at me the entire game, his best quote was terran and Zerg are so fucking skilless. Lol apparently 2 of 3 races are skilless. Also this guy mass games, around 300 so far so if u see him expect much Lols.


Isn't Lightknight a famous War3 rager or something? I recall that he was part of 2v2 team...
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