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Seltsam
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States343 Posts
August 04 2010 17:40 GMT
#561
In my first placement match, I held back a lot because my first scout revealed almost nothing in his base (he was terran) so I started scouting for proxies.

To make a long story short, it turns out that by the time I got to his base (after expanding and getting a small force of stalkers), he had 2 Marauders, 3 Bunkers, one Barracks (obviously with a Tech Lab), an engineering bay and a turret. His minerals were far from saturated (he had like 8 SCVs) and I of course proceeded to wipe out the base effortlessly.

Upon the destruction of everything except for a Supply Depot, he decided it would be a good time to "politely" "inform" me that Stalkers are absurdly overpowered and that Protoss takes no skill because all you have to do is mass them. Because obviously if I was Zerg and had Hydralisks, his 2 Marauders would have done some easy clean-up work
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PogoPal
Profile Joined July 2010
United States4 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-04 18:08:58
August 04 2010 18:08 GMT
#562
Tasadar: ty.. Your lucky I was on the phone with my wife.. lol, I don't lose to zergs .. You get a free win, kiddo
You: thanks, if you'd like to rematch I'd be willing to do so
Tasadar: Of course, np.. You zerg players all play the same.. It's not hard to beat you guys lol If I had been uninturrupted, by the time you dropped your guys in, they would have been shredded with Dark Templars.. lol
You: what map?
Tasadar: but anyway... You win.. Take your freebie and go relish in it.. My advise though, being a vet and having played every possible tactic.. Learn a new strategy.. Your zerg rushes won't work forever .. Logging off, I have a wife and kids to attend to
You: rematch some other time otherwise, gg
Tasadar: Stop talking, kiddo
You: you played a good game
MasterFwiffo
Profile Joined April 2010
United States97 Posts
August 04 2010 18:11 GMT
#563
(I have a Night Elf Banshee for my portrait)

Me: GLHF
Him: You too.
Him: Nice Avatar, what did you have to do to get it?
Me: I had to slay 2000 marines with a donkey jawbone.
Me: Or I bought the Collector Edition
Him: I liked the Marine one better.
Every morning we wake up and pray Oh God, Please dont let me die today, tomorrow would be SO much better!
MasterFwiffo
Profile Joined April 2010
United States97 Posts
August 04 2010 18:17 GMT
#564
Another one I found amusing. I was Terran and lost to a baneling bust - and it was totally my fault. I screwed up my building placement terribly, and my attempt to complete the wall only made it easier for the Banelings to take apart everything. I GG, and afte the guy messages me and goes on a tirade about how overpowered Zerg vs Terran is and how Blizzard needs to nerf banelings, while *I'm* pointing out that I lost the game entirely because *I* screwed up, not because Banelings are overpowered.

It was the weirdest IMBA conversation ever.
Every morning we wake up and pray Oh God, Please dont let me die today, tomorrow would be SO much better!
blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
August 04 2010 18:27 GMT
#565
On August 05 2010 03:08 PogoPal wrote:
Tasadar: ty.. Your lucky I was on the phone with my wife.. lol, I don't lose to zergs .. You get a free win, kiddo
You: thanks, if you'd like to rematch I'd be willing to do so
Tasadar: Of course, np.. You zerg players all play the same.. It's not hard to beat you guys lol If I had been uninturrupted, by the time you dropped your guys in, they would have been shredded with Dark Templars.. lol
You: what map?
Tasadar: but anyway... You win.. Take your freebie and go relish in it.. My advise though, being a vet and having played every possible tactic.. Learn a new strategy.. Your zerg rushes won't work forever .. Logging off, I have a wife and kids to attend to
You: rematch some other time otherwise, gg
Tasadar: Stop talking, kiddo
You: you played a good game


That just pisses me off. -_- how did you manage to keep your cool
FOOL! Pain is my friend! Now let me introduce you to it!
SolC361
Profile Joined July 2010
United States184 Posts
August 04 2010 19:02 GMT
#566
Flattered and amused:
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Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-04 20:06:59
August 04 2010 19:05 GMT
#567
Some guy was raging at me because I went 2-gate robo and he did 3-gate robo.

He couldn't grasp the fact that I had 2 more immortals then he did even though he had more production facilities : /

I catch him killing the rocks, but this is the food before we even fight.
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After the fight
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"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
BcGladiator
Profile Joined July 2010
United States58 Posts
August 04 2010 19:41 GMT
#568
I went two gate robo and my opponent went two gate starport (voids). I pushed out when he had 1 void and crushed his expo, while setting up my own. After a minute or two of him trying (unsuccessfully) to micro he says this:

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shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
August 04 2010 21:24 GMT
#569
This isn't any ingame thing but it's related to sc2 and don't know where else to post this but this is the best thread of the year about sc2.

Op:
+ Show Spoiler +
I hope to get some reply from a Blizzard representative on a serious bug(?) I have that is ruining my game. I've emailed twice without reply and tried to call their support line (which seems to be a joke because they constantly say the queue is so long that queueing is not possible.

After playing campaign for a while I thought it was weird I could never build tier 2 and 3 buildings. There was for example spectre upgrades to buy at the armory of Hyperion but I could never build any in-game. So I asked a friend and he said he could do it. I then tried to play 1v1 vs the AI and also 2v2 online vs othe rplayers and same thing there. I could only build the barracks and engineering bay (+bunker, turrets and that scouting tower). There was no factory to build or any other tier 2 buildings, and there's not even a gryed out icon at the scv menu showing it's even possible to get in the game. I tested out zerg, and same thing. Can only build roaches and zerglings!

Naturally this si severaly ruining my gaming experince. I'm surprised I've managed to almost beat the campaign on hard =P But after that's done, I cannot go play online if this is not fixed

In the campaign, if I am given a factory, starport etc to start with or later int he game, then I can use it and build units formit. But I cannot build an additional starport etc. So the problem seems to lie at the scv's, drones etc where the build option is missing.I can upgrade hatchery, but there's no spires or anything available to build, and no greyed out icon.

Please help me! Anyone else who ran into this? An odd bug to say the least.

I didn't have Vista SP1 or 2 when I installed the game, which it was prompting me about. However I've installed them now and also reinstalled SC2 and it still hasn't helped. That was the only thing I could think might help

I'm running on an AMD 2,5 Ghz quad-core, 4 GB RAM, 2 crossfire Radeon 4870 (I think) on Windows Vista Business.


A reply:
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No offence, but to me it sounds like you haven’t found the advance buildings button. If that is not the case, try to be more specific about the problem.


another reply
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select scv

press v

:D


His reply to the replies above me:
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No offense taken, but seirously I am not a newbie. I played Starcraft I for many years and I know how to construct the buildings...

Like I stated, the icons are not there and greyed out. They are for the turrets for example as it's a tier 1,5 building. But there are none for the factory, or any else. Instead of the icon, there's simply an empty box. And this goes for all the three races. I have looked through the tech tree to make sure they should have been enabled. I've alsop tried to build every possible building and do every possible upgrade on every race to see if it would unlock anything, and it hasn't, so I am really not mistaken.

I would have taken a screenshot of it, but now a new problem has occured(!). I uninstalled the game and reinstalled it into the default folder (which I hadn't before, so I was thinking maybe this could help). But now I cannot log into battle.net!

After filling in my username and pwd, the "enter" button comes up, but now without my profile pciture. Instead there's an empty box. I hit enter and it greyes out (well it's still orange but shaded) and then nothing happens. I'm stuck in this mode for maybe half a minute, then kicked back to login menu. I'm trying everything I can think of but nothing works. And firewall is disabled...this was no problem before! So now I can't even log in to the game, sigh.


The reply that finally answered his problem
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this does just sound like you didn't press the advance build button next to the tier 1 build button since turrets barracks etc is in the build button but starport and factory are both in the advance build button.

http://www.sc2blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Battle.net-chat-overlay.jpg

in the bottom right corner is the scv options there are 2 build buttons on the bottom row, one looks like a bunker other a bunker with a halo, do you have both of them when you play ?

i mean no offense by saying this it just really sounds like you didn't press the right button


His answer and most epic one
+ Show Spoiler +

Thank you, that solves the problem. I didn't know they have two buttons now, I was actually thinking of that earlier when I read the posts, that I ought to check every single button (I did check most of them just not that one...arrgh) but then I couldn't log onto b.net.

I checked now and you were absolutely right, and I am a compelte newbie...arrgh. Well thank you ever so much, because it saved my day =)

Best thread ever and if there was a reward for it I sure as hell would have given this guy as the winner.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
TossFloss *
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada606 Posts
August 04 2010 21:37 GMT
#570
On August 03 2010 00:49 cHuT.LoL wrote:
All I ever get are people complaining that Terran is overpowered every game I win, which is pretty funny. A supposed imbalance only serves to become the scapegoat of weak players' inadequacies.


People most often convince themselves that their failures and short-comings arose from causes out of their control.
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Snowfield
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-05 20:22:34
August 04 2010 22:15 GMT
#571
Most fun ive had in a while lol

Read from the bottom ad up as usual in starcraft 2.
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Lying little shit anyway, he was already in diamond
oldahe
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria534 Posts
August 04 2010 22:23 GMT
#572
On August 05 2010 03:08 PogoPal wrote:
Tasadar: ty.. Your lucky I was on the phone with my wife.. lol, I don't lose to zergs .. You get a free win, kiddo
You: thanks, if you'd like to rematch I'd be willing to do so
Tasadar: Of course, np.. You zerg players all play the same.. It's not hard to beat you guys lol If I had been uninturrupted, by the time you dropped your guys in, they would have been shredded with Dark Templars.. lol
You: what map?
Tasadar: but anyway... You win.. Take your freebie and go relish in it.. My advise though, being a vet and having played every possible tactic.. Learn a new strategy.. Your zerg rushes won't work forever .. Logging off, I have a wife and kids to attend to
You: rematch some other time otherwise, gg
Tasadar: Stop talking, kiddo
You: you played a good game



best one so far
oldahe
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria534 Posts
August 04 2010 22:24 GMT
#573
On August 05 2010 04:02 SolC361 wrote:
Flattered and amused:
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hahahahah. great one!!!
s2pid_loser
Profile Joined March 2010
United States699 Posts
August 05 2010 00:42 GMT
#574
i realize this is an old thread, but I just had to post a quote someone just said to me after i beat them
"Why do fags like you have to say glhf when they do gay builds" and then he leaves
(All I did was a reaper rush lol)
Et Ducit Mundum Per Luce
zeox
Profile Joined November 2007
Norway314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-05 01:47:12
August 05 2010 00:56 GMT
#575
So i just played a pretty hilarious TvZ (the hilarity came after the game) which ended with the dude ragequitting and cursing up a storm about how terran is imbalanced and all that good stuff. (apparently his solution for dealing with terran is to be the most passive zerg I have ever played against, and going mass zerglings). So, mad as he was, he contacted me after the game to let me know a couple of things.
+ Show Spoiler +
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I immediately thought of this thread and rushed to throw this together.
I love this kind of rage
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Azile
Profile Joined March 2010
United States339 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-05 01:16:53
August 05 2010 01:15 GMT
#576
ZvZ

I speedling/fast muta. He 10 pools and literally makes nothing from his larva but lings after his pool pops. He tries to offensive crawler me twice, I kill both with drones, survive a couple ling pushes with queen and a few lings.

On the last one he sees my spire going down and he at this point is 18/26 supply with nothing but lings and a queen, 10 drones, and no extractor. So it's excuse time..

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Khalleb
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1909 Posts
August 05 2010 01:49 GMT
#577
in a pvt he tried to push with ghost + marauder but fail, i counter push kill his cc under construction and say FU then leave xD
Liquid'Nony: "I only needed one probe to take down idra. I had to upgrade to a zealot for strelok."
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
August 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#578
I played some guy today TvT I contained him with mass tanks/turrets/vikings and just took control of the whole map other than a couple spots I couldn't afford to take. After about 30 minutes of him trying to break my blockade and harassing my expansions to no avail he says.

"NOW THATS SOME PUSSY SHIT RIGHT THERE"

and leaves... I was really confused.
Not bad for a cat toy.
RandomBS
Profile Joined July 2010
United States130 Posts
August 05 2010 03:11 GMT
#579
Hot fresh plate of BM coming up

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"an intelligent zerg will go 2 hatch, my build was designed to take advantage of that and so lost because he went 3 hatch. going 3 hatch is utterly retarded for the reasons i just explained so yes i did lose because he did something dumb." -idra
dreamfield
Profile Joined June 2009
United States25 Posts
August 05 2010 03:54 GMT
#580
raiNMaker: platinium noob
raiNMaker has reconnected.
raiNMaker:
You: ok
you need to adjust your build for void rays
instead of pretending they dont exist until they appear
take advice and stop saying imba
raiNMaker: there is no top ran player kid ...
even Idra was terran in sc1 and he switched to zerg
You: that has nothing do with anything sorry
raiNMaker: toss is way too easy
You: you can adjust your build to take VRs into account
raiNMaker: my friend just started to play and he<s already platinium with only zelots rush and voidgays
just like you
You: in fact there is a thread on TL on that very subject
has good info u should read it
raiNMaker: ya right ...
You:
raiNMaker: I was saying that voids were so fucking overpowered in the beta and toss player like you were saying no , dont say imba ,,, shit like that and now they shut their mouth cuz they got nerfed
You: you are just rambling now
raiNMaker: but they are still way too good ... air units are supposed to support or counter but voids are so overpowered that every toss use them, from copper to diamond
just gay
You: ok...
guess your mind is set on that!
raiNMaker: Vr are gays and you know it
gg
You: gg

This guy spent 10 minutes complaining about void ray balance in game and afterward..
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