On August 05 2010 01:06 mr_tolkien wrote:
Weirdest thing ever :

ZvT, I was on the verge of losing, making an all-in last push for honor with a very few units, because he microed his helions/stimmed rines super effectively (I even praised his micro after his first harass :p). As he was completly killing my last ling with stg like 8/9 marauders

"Me : Well, I think this is gonna be GG time !
Opponent : Yeah I think so ^^
(I proceed to go surrender)
Your opponent has left the game"

WTF oO It was counted as a win in my records. Really, WTF.

I'm pretty sure I also did this more than once in beta...

PS: Really? 30 Pages and about 10 Posts are actually funny?

Whole

United States6046 Posts

August 05 2010 17:08 GMT

#582

Not terribly funny, but this guy was surprised. Never make Roaches AND Fast Expand in ZvZ. Lings will overrun you.

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nihlon

Sweden5581 Posts

August 05 2010 17:12 GMT

#583

On August 06 2010 02:08 Whole wrote:
Not terribly funny, but this guy was surprised. Never make Roaches AND Fast Expand in ZvZ. Lings will overrun you.

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I've won with fe, a few lings to blow up his banelings until I can get roach. Also a couple of spines. Admittedly this was in Silver league.

Slakter

Sweden1947 Posts

August 06 2010 04:43 GMT

#584

Haha, mid diamond ZvZ (Which I hate) on Scrap station.

We chat nicely in the beggining and he seems like a nice guy. We both go ling banelings (Ofcourse) and he gets pretty much my entire army with some banelings and Im pretty exposed except for one baneling. I just run it down the fatramp and he stupidly enough has all of his Lings clumped up running straight for my base. I blow them all up with one baneling <3 He replies:
Him: Wow, lucky fucking cunt
Me: BM

Him: You just got the fucking game handed to you with luck.
Me: Hehe
Him: Fucking mongo
Him has left the game

<3

KrissirK

United States63 Posts

August 07 2010 00:24 GMT

#585

Yeah, I basically went air in Oasis using 111 build..

Aliate

United States8 Posts

August 07 2010 05:15 GMT

#586

I was sitting out side someones base ready to stomp him and he said,

Him : Wait
Me : What?
Him : I have family

i lol'd really hard

mr_tolkien

France8631 Posts

August 09 2010 13:20 GMT

#587

Yesterday in 2v2

Me : Hi GL HF
Partner : GL HF
Opponent #1 : Hi
Opponent #1 : I'm black
Opponent #1 : Do you like Michael Jackson ?

We proceed to beat the shit out of their loosy Marinelots Rush.

Me : Michael Jackson is dead... Sry
Opponent #1 : Fuck you scrub -_-

Aelfric

Turkey1496 Posts

August 09 2010 13:39 GMT

#588

I cheesed a guy and this is what he said to me.

oldahe

Austria534 Posts

August 09 2010 14:19 GMT

#589

On August 05 2010 12:11 RandomBS wrote:
Hot fresh plate of BM coming up

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where is that from? league / tournament? its a obviously not a friendly training match.

ZaaaaaM

Netherlands1828 Posts

August 09 2010 14:38 GMT

#590

where is that from? league / tournament? its a obviously not a friendly training match.

ESL IEM qualifiers I think?

Shika

Sweden1711 Posts

August 10 2010 16:08 GMT

#591

I found this guy hilarious.

Language is pretty bad, so don't watch if you're overly sensitive or under twelve.

Best part is that he actually finished it all with "gg".

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Vindubs

United States110 Posts

August 10 2010 16:33 GMT

#592

I marine/marauder dropped like 1 ship with marauders 1 with a ghost and marines he tosses like 10 zealots at me and im empd andsniped them and let the marines and marauders do the rest...he goes

him: "Y.O.u FkN S.uc.Kz
me: wtf?
him: y.o.u. suck.
me: Ok? You lost 2 an MM drop
him: whats Mm
him: doesNTz Ma.tt.erZ you Suck.
me: Lol
me: Gg
Him no longer has any forces.

Qikz

United Kingdom12027 Posts

August 10 2010 19:59 GMT

#593

TvT, I went Tank viking as I got seriously screwed early by drops so went vikings to cut them down, then he went Battlecruisers and mass marauders.

He runs into my ball of tanks and I flank his battlecruisers with my vikings. He spouts that and instantly leaves. o_O

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

August 10 2010 20:19 GMT

#594

Dance.

United States389 Posts

August 10 2010 20:22 GMT

#595

"I submitted the replay to blizzard, enjoy your ban f@ggot."

Jackafur

United States116 Posts

August 10 2010 20:23 GMT

#596

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On August 11 2010 05:19 57 Corvette wrote:
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lol I get it.

Whole

United States6046 Posts

August 10 2010 20:28 GMT

#597

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On August 09 2010 22:39 Aelfric wrote:
I cheesed a guy and this is what he said to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzjazOQToVw

Don't post a 3 minute video; just type out the text.

Aelfric

Turkey1496 Posts

August 10 2010 23:33 GMT

#598

On August 11 2010 05:28 Whole wrote:
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On August 09 2010 22:39 Aelfric wrote:
I cheesed a guy and this is what he said to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzjazOQToVw

Don't post a 3 minute video; just type out the text.

Why not? Someone may wanna see how it comes and if anyone doesnt want it just skips to the last part. I post it like that because i already had it ready in youtube.

silencesc

United States464 Posts

August 10 2010 23:51 GMT

#599

I got void rays in a Ps main on oasis,
him:wtf is dat?
me: DEATH CANNONS
him:how you no wher I was?
(this was after like 6 minutes...on a two player map)
me: ... 2 player map?
him: o I thot u wer on islnd
me: no scout?
him: don wan wast prob
me: So is English your fist language, or do you just make it up as you go?
me: sorry, I just can't understand a word you say..
him: wtf f@g i go harvrd
him has left the game!

I lol'd