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Was playing against a terran and after I had crushed his whole army with baneling/speedling he says this:
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GeminiOne
Germany87 Posts
. Was playing against a terran and after I had crushed his whole army with baneling/speedling he says this: | ||
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SilentCrono
United States1420 Posts
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ChaseR
Norway1004 Posts
My ally suddenly goes batshit crazy, takes all his drones and attacks my CC, and he says "I hate flaming kids", and that I "need to learn to lose", I tell my opponents team what he did, and they reply with "hey yellow leave some for us" Then after me and my other ally kills all his units, he says "attack now he has nothing left" I had the replay but it would be allot of screenshots, well basically random allies can back stab your ass because they feel like being 14 year old dicks. The good thing that came out of it is that one of the pro players on the enemy team felt sympathy and added me for rematches.  | ||
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Slakter
Sweden1947 Posts
On August 23 2010 04:35 SilentCrono wrote: some scrub in gold played me and massed rines the whole game and tried to expand. i took out his entire expansion with 2 vikings and dropped his base with marauders and tanks. i said "way to mass rines, noob" and he said "wait until you lose to it one day". i said "sorry, i don't suck that bad so it wouldn't ever happen to me". then he said "YOUR STILL A FAG MAN" and quit. Not even remotely funny since you were the one who BMd first. However! ZvT on XelNaga caverns. My enemy masses reapers. I have (not the boast but) flawless ling-micro and a few crawlers. Ofcourse my expo is saturated and all that good stuff. Clean transition into Mutas. I tell him "Dude, dont mass reapers if it doesnt work the first time. Transition!" And he answers "Fucking lags killed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I lold. | ||
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Ry-Masta-T
United States478 Posts
On August 23 2010 04:35 SilentCrono wrote: some scrub in gold played me and massed rines the whole game and tried to expand. i took out his entire expansion with 2 vikings and dropped his base with marauders and tanks. i said "way to mass rines, noob" and he said "wait until you lose to it one day". i said "sorry, i don't suck that bad so it wouldn't ever happen to me". then he said "YOUR STILL A FAG MAN" and quit. Damn bro, you're cool. | ||
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GreenFantastic
Canada78 Posts
"The one game where I don't have my sound on..." | ||
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Skeptic
United States89 Posts
Medevac: ROFL Medevac: LSKDFJL Medevac: LSDKFJS Medevac: FUCK OFF Medevac: has left the game! The nuke; + Show Spoiler + Before; ![[image loading]](http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx143/burn33_2010/Screenshot2010-08-2217_39_50.jpg) After: ![[image loading]](http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx143/burn33_2010/Screenshot2010-08-2217_39_58.jpg) I laf'd. Was in diamond, tho I know that doesn't mean anything. | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
"big gay 4gat sir". | ||
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MLG_Wiggin
United States767 Posts
After defeating a 2 gate with some Roach micro, I pushed into his base. He says "you play like an asian" then quit. Another, one of our teammates dropped at the beginning. So naturally the opposing team takes it as an opportunity to BM in a 4v4. One of them opens with: "Hey whats the difference between jelly and jam" We quickly responded with: "You can't jelly an overused joke down anyones throat" Apparently this meant all out war, because we were assaulted with such glorious insults as "suck a dick assclown" We naturally responded with a glorious BM counter-push, which apparently bothered them so much that the entire team quit without firing a shot. | ||
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CadenZie
Korea (South)545 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/3745/zergsolves.jpg) | ||
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MaxField
United States2386 Posts
i play zerg, i beat a terran, his exact words " wow Zerg is so OP" " Please switch race, Zerg is so op, impossible to coutner" " later op zerg" now i am sure he must have been making that up but i found it really funny. I bet he is actually a part of TL and was just trying to be funny and i really enjoyed it | ||
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Pervect
1280 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i33.tinypic.com/161fi9u.jpg) He went pure marine (plus one ghost! That didn't EMP!) and lost it all to two psi storms. | ||
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PaPoolee
United Arab Emirates660 Posts
Opponent: Gl hf Me: You too mate Opponent: Are you Noob? Me: Well... i'd be lying if i said i wasn't... Opponent: yes or no? Me: ...? yes! Opponent: noob fuck! Looool so yes the game goes on and beat him in a clash about twice so i was way ahead and i could have ended it but i chose to wait and gather up more forces to destroy him in the mean time he was building his own army again too... he says: Opponent: Ok man i go brb now i have to go so you can attack now Me: Ok wait for me to come I'm coming.. So he waits for about two minutes ... Opponent: noob fuck then he attacks me and i destroy his forces with like 20 food lost and he starts to swear at me again then leaves :D :D. | ||
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piegasm
United States266 Posts
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Slakter
Sweden1947 Posts
On August 23 2010 08:45 piegasm wrote: Funniest thing that's happened to me is being called a "nerd' at the end of my 2nd placement match after I'd completely overwhelmed his main. The funny part is that SC2 is my first ever RTS and I'm really quite horrible. Being a nerd is a compliment dude. | ||
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Kpyolysis32
553 Posts
"you fuck I frikin hate fuckin shit like you who just cheese every game" "your mother had sex with a fuckin tard thats why you were born" "im gonna buy you a dog then i fucked it until it had babys then i fucked them too" And my personal favorite: "im going to kick your fuckin ass as soon as i am finished sharpening my foot" It made me very happy. | ||
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Karliath
United States2214 Posts
B: "?" A: "shit." | ||
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Sonic114
United States59 Posts
"your shield things are so op, they need a nerf." "what?...." "you suck at this game, learn to play" This happened at the top of diamond.. | ||
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Executer
United States6 Posts
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x89
United Kingdom276 Posts
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/62194-2v2-terran-protoss-zerg-arid-wastes Quite funny to watch! | ||
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