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monitz87
Profile Joined August 2010
16 Posts
August 24 2010 02:54 GMT
#661
hahaha some of these are really good

the best i've got was in 2v2 where i got raped by a double 6 pool and when i said "gg" one of the opponents replied "not really"
Touch me
SQUATZ
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom21 Posts
August 24 2010 04:13 GMT
#662
And Vikings, and Ravens, and Marines, and Thors


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quantumslip
Profile Joined May 2010
United States188 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 04:30:56
August 24 2010 04:28 GMT
#663
[image loading]

went 4gate to DT. got a warm prism to warp in units to his base. he almost had me but I was able to pop out some DTs to defend after I suicide my probes to unsupply block myself. popped out stalkers to take out lifted buildings and this was the result. he left shortly after.
rawr!
teekesselchen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany886 Posts
August 24 2010 04:35 GMT
#664
Haha there truly is one imbaness: Terrans get all the fun because noobs flaming them on everything since they're crying "Imba! Imba!" all the time

Just played some random 2on2 as a Terran, map was Discord IV, I had two tanks out to protect my fast expand while my protoss ally went for warpgate mix, opponent went for Ling/Baneling/Mass Marauder. He goes a-click against my tanks (up on a cliff and behind a rax), they lose everything, two minutes later we push out and destroy them.
No gg, only commentary there came was from that Terran who build nothing but Marauder/Medivac and showed no skill at all:
"Fucking camper faggots."

Yeah, I love the fact that such people are diamond...
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
August 24 2010 04:45 GMT
#665
A careless mistake
[image loading]

What really happened
[image loading]


Unfortunately it was just us practicing together and not in some hugely epic tournament match.
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
SOCOMICEPICK
Profile Joined August 2010
87 Posts
August 24 2010 04:57 GMT
#666
i was playing a placement on metalopolis ZvT....i rescout and see that he is going 3 racks and has 2 reactors going up

i already had a like 10ish lings made so i rush his base (in which he built a PF) and my lings instantly die and i get a "HAHAHA TAKE IT BITCH!!!!"

not long after this he pushes and my banelings destroy his balled up army in seconds....i dont guess he was watching the battle and just i got a "wtf just happened"

it doesnt register to me still that he really built a PF in his main so i rush again with a few lings to scout and die as he lols at me for being a noob

not long after this he pushes full marine with a few tanks here and there lasting all of 3 seconds and the proceeds to tell me "you are such a noob L2P, you cant even break into my base to kill me, but the acid balls are the only reason i am alive" and rages

"Whoever said "Money can't buy happiness" never had money in the first place."
Phant
Profile Joined August 2010
United States737 Posts
August 24 2010 05:09 GMT
#667
Him: GLHF
Me: you too
him: no rush 15 min. macro game k?
Me: lol
him: oh so your one of those rushers
Me: guess we'll find out
him: fag
(2 min. later)
Him: GTFO OF MY BASE
(he sends all his probes to try and take out my scout, and fails miserably
Him: fag.
(5 min. later)
Him: fag
(leaves game)

Gotta love placement!
MLG_Wiggin
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States767 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 20:43:11
August 24 2010 20:39 GMT
#668
[image loading]
@DBWiggin, SC2 ref
Tyrio
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 22:40:01
August 24 2010 22:37 GMT
#669
[image loading]

[image loading]

Edited out his name (he was a rank#1 diamond player with ~1000 points lol) and our APMs because they were embarrassing.
[NA] Tyrio.486 / Ahsh
Tyrio
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 22:39:49
August 24 2010 22:38 GMT
#670
amazing double post ~_~
[NA] Tyrio.486 / Ahsh
REM.ca
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada354 Posts
August 25 2010 14:15 GMT
#671
I was on a losing streak and when my next game started, I decided I was going to reply to "glhf" with "I havn't been having much of either recently, actually."

Game starts, I wait for glhf, but instead:

Opponent: BLOWJOB!!!!

Suddenly, my reply had a whole new context. Let's just say my spawning pool was very late that game cause I couldn't stop laughing.
I have a palm permanently stuck to my face yo.
brain_
Profile Joined June 2010
United States812 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-28 22:06:44
August 28 2010 22:06 GMT
#672
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 24 2010 13:45 Backpack wrote:
A careless mistake
[image loading]

What really happened
[image loading]


Unfortunately it was just us practicing together and not in some hugely epic tournament match.




Ouchhhhh.
Jukebox Joe
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom358 Posts
August 28 2010 22:35 GMT
#673
On August 23 2010 11:25 Karliath wrote:
A: "has left the gmae!"
B: "?"
A: "shit."


mate, that might be my favourite of all time. i've been literally crying with laughing
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 28 2010 22:42 GMT
#674
On August 29 2010 07:35 Jukebox Joe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2010 11:25 Karliath wrote:
A: "has left the gmae!"
B: "?"
A: "shit."


mate, that might be my favourite of all time. i've been literally crying with laughing

ROFL

hahahah the stim pack upgrade above is pretty sad lol
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Lovedrop
Profile Joined April 2010
2629 Posts
August 29 2010 04:16 GMT
#675
[image loading]

and i'm not even white
Writerundefeated thunderdome champion 。゚+.(o´・ω・`o)+.゚。イィ!! :+:+: @lubdrop
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
August 29 2010 04:18 GMT
#676
On August 25 2010 23:15 REM.ca wrote:
I was on a losing streak and when my next game started, I decided I was going to reply to "glhf" with "I havn't been having much of either recently, actually."

Game starts, I wait for glhf, but instead:

Opponent: BLOWJOB!!!!

Suddenly, my reply had a whole new context. Let's just say my spawning pool was very late that game cause I couldn't stop laughing.


Well I guess you were able to atleast have fun :D Probably my favorite post in all these pages
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
August 29 2010 04:23 GMT
#677
"quite the turtler i see"

I don't know why, but that made me laugh more than i should have.
We make signature, then defense it.
Tsagacity
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2124 Posts
August 29 2010 04:36 GMT
#678
On August 29 2010 13:16 Lovedrop wrote:
[image loading]

and i'm not even white
Has anyone come up with a new derogatory word for whites yet? Honkey doesn't really cut it =/
"Everyone worse than me at video games is a noob. Everyone better than me doesn't have a life."
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45434 Posts
August 29 2010 05:01 GMT
#679
On August 23 2010 11:25 Karliath wrote:
A: "has left the gmae!"
B: "?"
A: "shit."


LOL.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-29 10:16:56
August 29 2010 10:15 GMT
#680
After I wrote "hf" at the beginning of the game:
[image loading]
[image loading]

which leads to the following:
[image loading]

He even whispered me via private message after the game, that I would never go pro like him and that he drives a Z3. lol

So apparently, driving a Z3 will make you pretty pro at SC2.
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