• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 17:04
CET 23:04
KST 07:04
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview8RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12
Community News
$21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7)11Weekly Cups (Dec 29-Jan 4): Protoss rolls, 2v2 returns6[BSL21] Non-Korean Championship - Starts Jan 103SC2 All-Star Invitational: Jan 17-1822Weekly Cups (Dec 22-28): Classic & MaxPax win, Percival surprises3
StarCraft 2
General
Spontaneous hotkey change zerg Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou Weekly Cups (Dec 29-Jan 4): Protoss rolls, 2v2 returns SC2 All-Star Invitational: Jan 17-18 Weekly Cups (Dec 22-28): Classic & MaxPax win, Percival surprises
Tourneys
$21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7) WardiTV Winter Cup WardiTV Mondays SC2 AI Tournament 2026 OSC Season 13 World Championship
Strategy
Simple Questions Simple Answers
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 508 Violent Night Mutation # 507 Well Trained Mutation # 506 Warp Zone Mutation # 505 Rise From Ashes
Brood War
General
I would like to say something about StarCraft Potential ASL qualifier breakthroughs? BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion StarCraft & BroodWar Campaign Speedrun Quest
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] Grand Finals - Sunday 21:00 CET [BSL21] Non-Korean Championship - Starts Jan 10 SLON Grand Finals – Season 2
Strategy
Game Theory for Starcraft Simple Questions, Simple Answers Current Meta [G] How to get started on ladder as a new Z player
Other Games
General Games
Awesome Games Done Quick 2026! Mechabellum Beyond All Reason Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Trading/Investing Thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TL+ Announced
Blogs
My 2025 Magic: The Gathering…
DARKING
Physical Exercise (HIIT) Bef…
TrAiDoS
Life Update and thoughts.
FuDDx
How do archons sleep?
8882
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2077 users

Funny opponent quotes. - Page 34

Forum Index > SC2 General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 32 33 34 35 36 70 Next
monitz87
Profile Joined August 2010
16 Posts
August 24 2010 02:54 GMT
#661
hahaha some of these are really good

the best i've got was in 2v2 where i got raped by a double 6 pool and when i said "gg" one of the opponents replied "not really"
Touch me
SQUATZ
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom21 Posts
August 24 2010 04:13 GMT
#662
And Vikings, and Ravens, and Marines, and Thors


[image loading]
quantumslip
Profile Joined May 2010
United States188 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 04:30:56
August 24 2010 04:28 GMT
#663
[image loading]

went 4gate to DT. got a warm prism to warp in units to his base. he almost had me but I was able to pop out some DTs to defend after I suicide my probes to unsupply block myself. popped out stalkers to take out lifted buildings and this was the result. he left shortly after.
rawr!
teekesselchen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany886 Posts
August 24 2010 04:35 GMT
#664
Haha there truly is one imbaness: Terrans get all the fun because noobs flaming them on everything since they're crying "Imba! Imba!" all the time

Just played some random 2on2 as a Terran, map was Discord IV, I had two tanks out to protect my fast expand while my protoss ally went for warpgate mix, opponent went for Ling/Baneling/Mass Marauder. He goes a-click against my tanks (up on a cliff and behind a rax), they lose everything, two minutes later we push out and destroy them.
No gg, only commentary there came was from that Terran who build nothing but Marauder/Medivac and showed no skill at all:
"Fucking camper faggots."

Yeah, I love the fact that such people are diamond...
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
August 24 2010 04:45 GMT
#665
A careless mistake
[image loading]

What really happened
[image loading]


Unfortunately it was just us practicing together and not in some hugely epic tournament match.
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
SOCOMICEPICK
Profile Joined August 2010
87 Posts
August 24 2010 04:57 GMT
#666
i was playing a placement on metalopolis ZvT....i rescout and see that he is going 3 racks and has 2 reactors going up

i already had a like 10ish lings made so i rush his base (in which he built a PF) and my lings instantly die and i get a "HAHAHA TAKE IT BITCH!!!!"

not long after this he pushes and my banelings destroy his balled up army in seconds....i dont guess he was watching the battle and just i got a "wtf just happened"

it doesnt register to me still that he really built a PF in his main so i rush again with a few lings to scout and die as he lols at me for being a noob

not long after this he pushes full marine with a few tanks here and there lasting all of 3 seconds and the proceeds to tell me "you are such a noob L2P, you cant even break into my base to kill me, but the acid balls are the only reason i am alive" and rages

"Whoever said "Money can't buy happiness" never had money in the first place."
Phant
Profile Joined August 2010
United States737 Posts
August 24 2010 05:09 GMT
#667
Him: GLHF
Me: you too
him: no rush 15 min. macro game k?
Me: lol
him: oh so your one of those rushers
Me: guess we'll find out
him: fag
(2 min. later)
Him: GTFO OF MY BASE
(he sends all his probes to try and take out my scout, and fails miserably
Him: fag.
(5 min. later)
Him: fag
(leaves game)

Gotta love placement!
MLG_Wiggin
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States767 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 20:43:11
August 24 2010 20:39 GMT
#668
[image loading]
@DBWiggin, SC2 ref
Tyrio
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 22:40:01
August 24 2010 22:37 GMT
#669
[image loading]

[image loading]

Edited out his name (he was a rank#1 diamond player with ~1000 points lol) and our APMs because they were embarrassing.
[NA] Tyrio.486 / Ahsh
Tyrio
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-24 22:39:49
August 24 2010 22:38 GMT
#670
amazing double post ~_~
[NA] Tyrio.486 / Ahsh
REM.ca
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada354 Posts
August 25 2010 14:15 GMT
#671
I was on a losing streak and when my next game started, I decided I was going to reply to "glhf" with "I havn't been having much of either recently, actually."

Game starts, I wait for glhf, but instead:

Opponent: BLOWJOB!!!!

Suddenly, my reply had a whole new context. Let's just say my spawning pool was very late that game cause I couldn't stop laughing.
I have a palm permanently stuck to my face yo.
brain_
Profile Joined June 2010
United States812 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-28 22:06:44
August 28 2010 22:06 GMT
#672
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 24 2010 13:45 Backpack wrote:
A careless mistake
[image loading]

What really happened
[image loading]


Unfortunately it was just us practicing together and not in some hugely epic tournament match.




Ouchhhhh.
Jukebox Joe
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom358 Posts
August 28 2010 22:35 GMT
#673
On August 23 2010 11:25 Karliath wrote:
A: "has left the gmae!"
B: "?"
A: "shit."


mate, that might be my favourite of all time. i've been literally crying with laughing
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 28 2010 22:42 GMT
#674
On August 29 2010 07:35 Jukebox Joe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2010 11:25 Karliath wrote:
A: "has left the gmae!"
B: "?"
A: "shit."


mate, that might be my favourite of all time. i've been literally crying with laughing

ROFL

hahahah the stim pack upgrade above is pretty sad lol
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Lovedrop
Profile Joined April 2010
2629 Posts
August 29 2010 04:16 GMT
#675
[image loading]

and i'm not even white
Writerundefeated thunderdome champion 。゚+.(o´・ω・`o)+.゚。イィ!! :+:+: @lubdrop
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
August 29 2010 04:18 GMT
#676
On August 25 2010 23:15 REM.ca wrote:
I was on a losing streak and when my next game started, I decided I was going to reply to "glhf" with "I havn't been having much of either recently, actually."

Game starts, I wait for glhf, but instead:

Opponent: BLOWJOB!!!!

Suddenly, my reply had a whole new context. Let's just say my spawning pool was very late that game cause I couldn't stop laughing.


Well I guess you were able to atleast have fun :D Probably my favorite post in all these pages
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
August 29 2010 04:23 GMT
#677
"quite the turtler i see"

I don't know why, but that made me laugh more than i should have.
We make signature, then defense it.
Tsagacity
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2124 Posts
August 29 2010 04:36 GMT
#678
On August 29 2010 13:16 Lovedrop wrote:
[image loading]

and i'm not even white
Has anyone come up with a new derogatory word for whites yet? Honkey doesn't really cut it =/
"Everyone worse than me at video games is a noob. Everyone better than me doesn't have a life."
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45209 Posts
August 29 2010 05:01 GMT
#679
On August 23 2010 11:25 Karliath wrote:
A: "has left the gmae!"
B: "?"
A: "shit."


LOL.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-29 10:16:56
August 29 2010 10:15 GMT
#680
After I wrote "hf" at the beginning of the game:
[image loading]
[image loading]

which leads to the following:
[image loading]

He even whispered me via private message after the game, that I would never go pro like him and that he drives a Z3. lol

So apparently, driving a Z3 will make you pretty pro at SC2.
Prev 1 32 33 34 35 36 70 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
BSL 21
20:00
Non-Korean Championship
ZZZero.O260
LiquipediaDiscussion
IPSL
20:00
Ro4 Set 2
DragOn vs Sziky
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
White-Ra 223
JuggernautJason129
Nathanias 100
StarCraft: Brood War
ZZZero.O 260
Dota 2
420jenkins286
LuMiX1
Counter-Strike
fl0m6825
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu551
Other Games
FrodaN7419
Grubby4064
Liquid`RaSZi3155
tarik_tv1651
B2W.Neo907
mouzStarbuck309
KnowMe176
ToD163
ArmadaUGS149
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick5869
EGCTV1117
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• HeavenSC 50
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Migwel
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• RayReign 5
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• Noizen39
League of Legends
• Nemesis4642
• Doublelift3642
Other Games
• imaqtpie2372
• Shiphtur292
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
10h 56m
Wardi Open
15h 56m
Monday Night Weeklies
18h 56m
WardiTV Invitational
1d 13h
WardiTV Invitational
2 days
The PondCast
3 days
OSC
3 days
OSC
4 days
All Star Teams
5 days
INnoVation vs soO
sOs vs Scarlett
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
5 days
[ Show More ]
All Star Teams
6 days
MMA vs DongRaeGu
Rogue vs Oliveira
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
OSC
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-01-10
Big Gabe Cup #3
META Madness #9

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Proleague 2026-01-11
OSC Championship Season 13
Underdog Cup #3
NA Kuram Kup
eXTREMESLAND 2025
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025

Upcoming

CSL 2025 WINTER (S19)
Escore Tournament S1: W4
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Rongyi Cup S3
Thunderfire SC2 All-star 2025
Nations Cup 2026
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League Season 23
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.