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Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-31 03:25:53
August 31 2010 03:23 GMT
#701
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I tried to PM him after, but he had me ignored. Maybe if he had his Siege Tanks sieged it would have been different, but I also mismicroed my Mutalisk. I had 5 more and I accidentally clump moved them right as his attack his. (he unintentionally baited with Vikings)
CScythe
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada810 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-31 04:07:54
August 31 2010 04:07 GMT
#702
On August 31 2010 12:23 Whole wrote:
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I tried to PM him after, but he had me ignored. Maybe if he had his Siege Tanks sieged it would have been different, but I also mismicroed my Mutalisk. I had 5 more and I accidentally clump moved them right as his attack his. (he unintentionally baited with Vikings)

Easiest "class"? This is what happens when WoW players are allowed into RTSes.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 31 2010 04:12 GMT
#703
On August 24 2010 13:45 Backpack wrote:
A careless mistake
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What really happened
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Unfortunately it was just us practicing together and not in some hugely epic tournament match.

OMG IT WAS 1 SECOND FROM FINISHING

hahahahaha thats as bad as that dude with legspeed
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Gnarwhal
Profile Joined May 2010
United States33 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-31 04:48:33
August 31 2010 04:46 GMT
#704
One time in a 2v2 random team placement match I started a normal fast stalker tech after scouting no extremely early pressure builds on the other team. I went 3 gate 1 robo when some silly teamate shenanigans started.

My teammate: Make V rays
Me: Sorry I'm already committed to this robo build man.
My teammate: Noob you should listen to me
Me: Why? What league are you?
My teammate: Diamond in all four regions (I think he meant in 1v1 2v2 3v3 and 4v4)
Me: Well sorry
My teammate: Well I'm leaving if you wont go V rays
Me: aight c yah

I proceeded to win with mass charge zealots, stalkers and colossus using his base like a 3rd base. Later i checked his profile, he was silver 1v1 and had 1 2v2 placement done (that he won because I won). Our opponents were both silver zergs so it wasn't a big deal. I am 300+ platinum.
Hail the mighty Thoughthammer!
kojinshugi
Profile Joined August 2010
Estonia2559 Posts
August 31 2010 05:00 GMT
#705
Guy makes roach warren, hydra den, and spire on one base, with 16 drones. Gets burrow and puts all his forces, about 8 roaches, 5 hydras and a dozen lings on his ramp. I run up with tanks and marauders, siege up, scan, and kill everything in 5 seconds. I move in and just before his lair dies, six mutas pop and kill my tanks/marauders.

He flies over to my base to find two thors and about 10 marines.

Him: cheater
Me: ?
Me: how did I cheat?
Him: how did you get that much units
Me: I had workers?
Him: you will be @#$%ing banned say bb to SC
Me: lol?
whatsgrackalackin420
Apollys
Profile Joined July 2010
United States278 Posts
August 31 2010 05:37 GMT
#706
OMG These two made me crack up so hard, especially the last line of the second one.

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On August 23 2010 07:55 Cadenza wrote:
Zerg solves
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On August 23 2010 11:21 Kpyolysis32 wrote:
I have a friend who is at the very bottom of Gold, plays Zerg, and Baneling Busts basically every match against Terran. There was one game on Scrap Station where his opponent tried to 1/1/1 with only 1 Marine to defend and 3 Supply Depots in his wall, and got completely raped by the Banelings. Then the guy lifts his CC to the island and spends all of the time until my friend gets Mutas insulting him and whining about Zerg being imbalanced, and how he could win if my friend was Protoss. My friend then asked him for a rematch as Protoss to shut him up, which I, being a Diamond Protoss, played. The other guy did some really fail Marauder pressure and lost (I had out a Zealot and 3 Stalkers when the first Rauder arrived >_> ), and then floated his buildings away again and dropped the whining in favor of some incredibly rage-y comments such as:

"you fuck I frikin hate fuckin shit like you who just cheese every game"
"your mother had sex with a fuckin tard thats why you were born"
"im gonna buy you a dog then i fucked it until it had babys then i fucked them too"
And my personal favorite:
"im going to kick your fuckin ass as soon as i am finished sharpening my foot"

It made me very happy.

When you're feeling down, I'll be there to feel you up!
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 31 2010 06:03 GMT
#707
me: glhf
him: suck a di ck
me:

he proxied and won
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
August 31 2010 06:54 GMT
#708
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It makes me wonder sometimes, do people even fall for these tricks? lol
..
TheFinalWord
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia790 Posts
August 31 2010 07:31 GMT
#709
On August 31 2010 15:54 dinmsab wrote:
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It makes me wonder sometimes, do people even fall for these tricks? lol

I've used it to great success by saying it at the start of 3v3's. Hilarity results.
ALPINA
Profile Joined May 2010
3791 Posts
August 31 2010 08:11 GMT
#710
Game in diamond ~600pt.

Dunno how he came that high but he was noob and turtled whole game. I made maxed army of banelings just killed everything in his base.

He: "banelings are f**king retarded"
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
Snowfield
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1289 Posts
August 31 2010 08:13 GMT
#711
On August 29 2010 13:36 Tsagacity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 13:16 Lovedrop wrote:
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and i'm not even white
Has anyone come up with a new derogatory word for whites yet? Honkey doesn't really cut it =/


idiot white man is idiot white man.

Rock solid argument there.
rederoin
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands51 Posts
August 31 2010 13:04 GMT
#712
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What is this I don't even
Piou
Profile Joined August 2010
Belgium415 Posts
August 31 2010 15:32 GMT
#713
Mine came from Blizzard themself 30 minutes ago :

"You're account got BANNED for harassment, do you wanna know more ?"


I created a post on Blizzard's forum to regroup replays of suspected cheaters, asking people to post their replays so we could watch it and give our opinnion about whether those guys were cheating or not... just like the post on this forum but on french and on blizzard's multiplayer forum.
To give an exemple, i posted the video of PsYStarcraft against Vnrock (that was pretty hilarious i have to say).

I got banned "Because your message takes the attention of other forum members on to another player to cause him trouble and making him not at ease"...

So yeah, i guess we can't talk about the cheaters, we can't tell other players to pay attentions when they are playing, cheaters should be hidden so they can feel at ease and as i said, we must not tell anyone else that those guys are cheating, it's a secret ! (We don't want them angry you understand ?)... I seriously loled, i get banned because i repported a cheater to the pulic.

<3 Blizzard's sense of humour
http://www.youtube.com/PiouStarcraft - http://www.facebook.com/pioustarcraft
Airstrike
Profile Joined March 2010
United Kingdom50 Posts
August 31 2010 17:03 GMT
#714
After he tried to fly his buildings around the map..

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Helmet EU
Profile Joined August 2010
57 Posts
August 31 2010 17:24 GMT
#715
"WTF Marine marauder requires no skill to pull off"
"Beating you requires no skill to pull off. No hands either, look!"
"I fucked your mother noob!"
"Firstly, you're the one losing. Secondly, my mom is one ugly cow, more fool you"

He quit.
Stosh
Profile Joined August 2010
United States32 Posts
August 31 2010 17:47 GMT
#716
This guy raged at me for the entire match. My favorite line is: "that won't fly ... on silver".


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Worm104
Profile Joined May 2010
England28 Posts
August 31 2010 20:19 GMT
#717
I played a 2v2 earlier where I got Terran as Random. One of the opponents 6 pooled me and I held on but they killed some SCV's and a tech lab. As I was just about rebuilding again I got attacked held it but they killed another tech lab. I managed to push and win with mass marines and I got called cheap for massing 'op marines'.
s[O]rry
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada398 Posts
August 31 2010 21:02 GMT
#718
Just yesterday I was playing a random custom game as Zerg. ZvP on lost temple. Game starts:

Me: glgl
Him: u2
(I go for a reasonably normal Muta ling build he goes for a FE. Just as my mutas show up in his main mineral line..)
Him: Of course...
Him: You wouldn't go for a real strategy
Me: Lulz.
Him: I could have gone 6 gate warp stalkers and you woulda been owned.
Me: ... But you didn't...
Him: Learn to play real games.
Me : Those tears feel soooo nice.
Sunshine.
zephyredx
Profile Joined August 2010
United States40 Posts
August 31 2010 21:25 GMT
#719
On September 01 2010 02:03 Airstrike wrote:
After he tried to fly his buildings around the map..

[image loading]


I rofled at this too. Funny how far these guys (probably?) will go to desperately win.
What do you call a tennis player who tosses the ball inhumanly well? A protoss!
Sewi
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany1697 Posts
August 31 2010 21:25 GMT
#720
Dont have an actual quote but when people attack me and say gg when the game i am still defending, I ask them very politely if they think they might lose because I am at the opinion his attack could actually kill me. Sometimes they just say sorry and play it out but sometimes they try to respond and I can defend because they dont micro well enough while typing
I usually dont chat at all during games besides gl hf at the beginning and gg when I lose (always) but people doing this "gg" while attacking deserve some chatting whil they try to micro imo
"Well, things were going ok until he lost all his stuff" - Tasteless, 17.02.2016
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