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I tried to PM him after, but he had me ignored. Maybe if he had his Siege Tanks sieged it would have been different, but I also mismicroed my Mutalisk. I had 5 more and I accidentally clump moved them right as his attack his. (he unintentionally baited with Vikings)
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On August 31 2010 12:23 Whole wrote:+ Show Spoiler +I tried to PM him after, but he had me ignored. Maybe if he had his Siege Tanks sieged it would have been different, but I also mismicroed my Mutalisk. I had 5 more and I accidentally clump moved them right as his attack his. (he unintentionally baited with Vikings) Easiest "class"? This is what happens when WoW players are allowed into RTSes.
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On August 24 2010 13:45 Backpack wrote:A careless mistake ![[image loading]](http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/disturbed_paint_baller/gglol.png) What really happened ![[image loading]](http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/disturbed_paint_baller/stim.png)  Unfortunately it was just us practicing together and not in some hugely epic tournament match. OMG IT WAS 1 SECOND FROM FINISHING
hahahahaha thats as bad as that dude with legspeed
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One time in a 2v2 random team placement match I started a normal fast stalker tech after scouting no extremely early pressure builds on the other team. I went 3 gate 1 robo when some silly teamate shenanigans started.
My teammate: Make V rays Me: Sorry I'm already committed to this robo build man. My teammate: Noob you should listen to me Me: Why? What league are you? My teammate: Diamond in all four regions (I think he meant in 1v1 2v2 3v3 and 4v4) Me: Well sorry My teammate: Well I'm leaving if you wont go V rays Me: aight c yah
I proceeded to win with mass charge zealots, stalkers and colossus using his base like a 3rd base. Later i checked his profile, he was silver 1v1 and had 1 2v2 placement done (that he won because I won). Our opponents were both silver zergs so it wasn't a big deal. I am 300+ platinum.
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Guy makes roach warren, hydra den, and spire on one base, with 16 drones. Gets burrow and puts all his forces, about 8 roaches, 5 hydras and a dozen lings on his ramp. I run up with tanks and marauders, siege up, scan, and kill everything in 5 seconds. I move in and just before his lair dies, six mutas pop and kill my tanks/marauders.
He flies over to my base to find two thors and about 10 marines.
Him: cheater Me: ? Me: how did I cheat? Him: how did you get that much units Me: I had workers? Him: you will be @#$%ing banned say bb to SC Me: lol?
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OMG These two made me crack up so hard, especially the last line of the second one.
+ Show Spoiler +On August 23 2010 07:55 Cadenza wrote:Zerg solves ![[image loading]](http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/3745/zergsolves.jpg)
+ Show Spoiler +On August 23 2010 11:21 Kpyolysis32 wrote: I have a friend who is at the very bottom of Gold, plays Zerg, and Baneling Busts basically every match against Terran. There was one game on Scrap Station where his opponent tried to 1/1/1 with only 1 Marine to defend and 3 Supply Depots in his wall, and got completely raped by the Banelings. Then the guy lifts his CC to the island and spends all of the time until my friend gets Mutas insulting him and whining about Zerg being imbalanced, and how he could win if my friend was Protoss. My friend then asked him for a rematch as Protoss to shut him up, which I, being a Diamond Protoss, played. The other guy did some really fail Marauder pressure and lost (I had out a Zealot and 3 Stalkers when the first Rauder arrived >_> ), and then floated his buildings away again and dropped the whining in favor of some incredibly rage-y comments such as:
"you fuck I frikin hate fuckin shit like you who just cheese every game" "your mother had sex with a fuckin tard thats why you were born" "im gonna buy you a dog then i fucked it until it had babys then i fucked them too" And my personal favorite: "im going to kick your fuckin ass as soon as i am finished sharpening my foot"
It made me very happy.
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me: glhf him: suck a di ck me: 
he proxied and won
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![[image loading]](http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7903/75218551.jpg)
It makes me wonder sometimes, do people even fall for these tricks? lol
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On August 31 2010 15:54 dinmsab wrote:![[image loading]](http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7903/75218551.jpg) It makes me wonder sometimes, do people even fall for these tricks? lol I've used it to great success by saying it at the start of 3v3's. Hilarity results.
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Game in diamond ~600pt.
Dunno how he came that high but he was noob and turtled whole game. I made maxed army of banelings just killed everything in his base.
He: "banelings are f**king retarded"
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On August 29 2010 13:36 Tsagacity wrote:Has anyone come up with a new derogatory word for whites yet? Honkey doesn't really cut it =/
idiot white man is idiot white man.
Rock solid argument there.
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Mine came from Blizzard themself 30 minutes ago :
"You're account got BANNED for harassment, do you wanna know more ?"
I created a post on Blizzard's forum to regroup replays of suspected cheaters, asking people to post their replays so we could watch it and give our opinnion about whether those guys were cheating or not... just like the post on this forum but on french and on blizzard's multiplayer forum. To give an exemple, i posted the video of PsYStarcraft against Vnrock (that was pretty hilarious i have to say).
I got banned "Because your message takes the attention of other forum members on to another player to cause him trouble and making him not at ease"...
So yeah, i guess we can't talk about the cheaters, we can't tell other players to pay attentions when they are playing, cheaters should be hidden so they can feel at ease and as i said, we must not tell anyone else that those guys are cheating, it's a secret ! (We don't want them angry you understand ?)... I seriously loled, i get banned because i repported a cheater to the pulic.
<3 Blizzard's sense of humour
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After he tried to fly his buildings around the map..
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"WTF Marine marauder requires no skill to pull off" "Beating you requires no skill to pull off. No hands either, look!" "I fucked your mother noob!" "Firstly, you're the one losing. Secondly, my mom is one ugly cow, more fool you"
He quit.
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This guy raged at me for the entire match. My favorite line is: "that won't fly ... on silver".
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I played a 2v2 earlier where I got Terran as Random. One of the opponents 6 pooled me and I held on but they killed some SCV's and a tech lab. As I was just about rebuilding again I got attacked held it but they killed another tech lab. I managed to push and win with mass marines and I got called cheap for massing 'op marines'.
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Just yesterday I was playing a random custom game as Zerg. ZvP on lost temple. Game starts:
Me: glgl Him: u2 (I go for a reasonably normal Muta ling build he goes for a FE. Just as my mutas show up in his main mineral line..) Him: Of course... Him: You wouldn't go for a real strategy Me: Lulz. Him: I could have gone 6 gate warp stalkers and you woulda been owned. Me: ... But you didn't... Him: Learn to play real games. Me : Those tears feel soooo nice.
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On September 01 2010 02:03 Airstrike wrote:After he tried to fly his buildings around the map.. ![[image loading]](http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2042/sclol.jpg)
I rofled at this too. Funny how far these guys (probably?) will go to desperately win.
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Dont have an actual quote but when people attack me and say gg when the game i am still defending, I ask them very politely if they think they might lose because I am at the opinion his attack could actually kill me. Sometimes they just say sorry and play it out but sometimes they try to respond and I can defend because they dont micro well enough while typing  I usually dont chat at all during games besides gl hf at the beginning and gg when I lose (always) but people doing this "gg" while attacking deserve some chatting whil they try to micro imo
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