http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2638/screenshot2010083114294.jpg
This one is just great, was a 3v3 and they killed one of our allies early (hes pretty new), we manage to win a 2v3 in the end, and a T says this:
"Stalkers are the gayest unit in the game
by far"

FliedLice

Germany7494 Posts

August 31 2010 21:58 GMT

#723

i got tons of those...

and when i'm sad i look at them and i'm happy again.

Mada`

United Kingdom37 Posts

September 01 2010 15:38 GMT

#724

Initially this guy tried to get me with reapers but I fought them off and made a push in his base, losing the majority of my units in the process too ( i'm bronze :> ) I made a couple of voids so I could quickly get over there and finish what he had left, only to find he'd moved elsewhere and started massing marauders, that is where this screenshot takes place.

piegasm

United States266 Posts

September 01 2010 15:46 GMT

#725

On September 02 2010 00:38 Mada` wrote:
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Did you not get the memo stating that you were supposed to limit yourself to units that are countered by whatever he's making at the time? xD

I was also amused to note that it was apparently high on his list of priorities to rebuild his engi bay.

Paydenator

Australia4 Posts

September 02 2010 11:01 GMT

#726

I was in a random 3v3 and were just starting out the game. Suddenly one of my allys starts talking and copys what his marine is saying. Than I start saying what my Zealot says. And the other guy must be feeling left out because he's Zerg, so of course he had to just say, "Shpplloooinnnggg crackle crackle!!" We all had a good ole laugh at that

Bash

Finland1533 Posts

September 02 2010 12:50 GMT

#727

The "my best friend part" leaves me a little confused, I guess I've met him before?

piegasm

United States266 Posts

September 02 2010 12:53 GMT

#728

Just now, Delta Quadrant v Zerg.

9 scout: *sees evo chamber and hatch before pool*
me: *rallies gateways to zerg's main*
1st zealot: *kills half finished pool*
2nd zealot: *doesn't even make it across map*
opponent: you won't get anywhere with that strat
opponent: have fun in bronze
opponent: Has left the game!

I messaged him to say anyone with brains enough to scout is gonna see evo + hatch before pool and know you got nothing but drones. Why wouldn't they attack?

opponent: Blizzard will hear about this.
me: hear about what? that I messaged you with advice...forgive me if I don't start panicking quite yet.

GGTeMpLaR

United States7226 Posts

September 04 2010 02:06 GMT

#729

just beat this 900 pt diamond player in ZvZ who has 600+ games played as ZvZ. I'm playing random and I've played about 10 games of ZvZ lol

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DMcKechnie

Scotland75 Posts

September 04 2010 02:41 GMT

#730

My favourite was in a PvT match I was playing yesterday on Xel'Naga Caverns. I sent my scouting probe into his base to find nothing but his command centre and his SCVs so I instantly assumed a proxy. I send out another probe while my first one was coming back and he plonked a supply depot and a barracks right in my natural. The second my probe arrived he instantly said: 'nice hacks'.

I was a little confused and sent back a question mark to get a wall of text about how I was a map hacker and every name under the sun.

That was a satisfying win.

mr_tolkien

France8631 Posts

September 04 2010 06:52 GMT

#731

It's not really on topic, but here is a rage quote of mine.
I did this once when I was really pissed at playing my 50th game VS T1 Units only... I'm Z btw.

"Me : Even though I'm drinking tea in a Freddy Mercury cup
Me : You are gayer than me because you play T
/Me has left"

... >.<

eth3n

718 Posts

September 04 2010 08:32 GMT

#732

Him: (first thing he has said the whole game) MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!!
Me: ???
(10 seconds later, about 15+ slow blings come and get slaughtered before getting to my wall)
Him: Fucking Commie!

Arnu

Canada96 Posts

September 04 2010 10:40 GMT

#733

On September 01 2010 02:47 Stosh wrote:
This guy raged at me for the entire match. My favorite line is: "that won't fly ... on silver".

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so he's talking about all ins, cruisers and mm. None of that is really cheese? What did you do to make him rage so hard? xD

Saltheart

11 Posts

September 04 2010 11:26 GMT

#734

At the start of the game:

Me: ....yeah and then she got the hiv

Him: omg, that's horrible
Him: is she sure?!?
Me: yeah, she's HIV positive
Him: zing
Me: Internet hi fives!
Him: luls, lets do this

Arnstein

Norway3381 Posts

September 04 2010 11:45 GMT

#735

On September 04 2010 17:32 eth3n wrote:
Him: (first thing he has said the whole game) MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!!
Me: ???
(10 seconds later, about 15+ slow blings come and get slaughtered before getting to my wall)
Him: Fucking Commie!

Haha, nice!

lgd-haze

Sweden547 Posts

September 04 2010 11:56 GMT

#736

On August 31 2010 13:12 arb wrote:

Show nested quote +

OMG IT WAS 1 SECOND FROM FINISHING

hahahahaha thats as bad as that dude with legspeed

leveller

Sweden1840 Posts

September 04 2010 12:11 GMT

#737

thats the funniest thing ive ever read.

Bhaalgorn

Slovenia214 Posts

September 04 2010 12:43 GMT

#738

I'd just give him the game. He deserves it

optical630

United Kingdom768 Posts

September 04 2010 18:49 GMT

#739

so a terran tries proxy barrack bunker rush, i mass lings, make 3 spine crawlers, and spread creep

so i move the 3 spine crawlers to go burrow to attack the bunker (but i moved it a bit too far away) and run by about 15 speedlings.

and my lings just simply walk into his base as so: and he accuses me of cheating and calls me an Nboob,

ahh sc2, how i love thee

simme123

Sweden810 Posts

September 04 2010 19:10 GMT

#740

Faced a protoss who I killed with only my zerglings at about 30 supply after making a 14 pool

He then said that ling rushes are immature and u don't see them at this skill level .P He was plat and I am diamond awesome to see people think that they're at a high skill level when they lose to 16 lings @ 30 supply :p