i got bored one day so i played on a freinds guest account. went into a ladder game (against a bronze player) and was zerg.

ME: hi im 9 and i like to play as zerg

Him: hi? are you allowed to be playing?
me: i like zerg because they remind me of the movie bugs life, they crawl around like ants and eat leaves.
Him: ? wait if your 9 how can you spell so good?
ME; i rz likz to sex pul caz iz fn.
(1 minute later)
Him: OMFG NEWB ZERG OVERPOWERED ALREADY GOT LINGS IN MY BASE GO SUCK YOUR DADDYS COCK YOU
Him: LITTLE KID YOU FUCKING REDNECK COCKSUCKIN FAGGOT LEARN TO PLAY YOULL NEVER BE GOOD EVER NEWB FUCKING LEARN TO PLAY
Me; daddy says never to tell about our secret time.
him: FUCK YOU NEWB FUCK YOU IM LEAVING.
him: has left the game.
Me: no you havent.
Him: FUCKING NEWB
(then he left)
made my day

Wartortle

Australia504 Posts

August 29 2010 14:48 GMT

#683

someone asked me before "how do i mine the green minerals"

lindn

Sweden833 Posts

August 29 2010 14:51 GMT

#684

me 16 pooling into expansion, instead i find with my first lings his base to be completely walled off with 0 stalkers/zealots to defend, so i start beating his front door down and get inside his base where he's just warped in 6 gates and had one zealot out when i was killing his probes

Him: OMFG fukking rush fag
Me: but i 16 pooled?
Him: but u rushed
Me: 16 pool is rush? why is your base unprotected?
Him: stfu *leaves*

Froadac

United States6733 Posts

August 29 2010 14:56 GMT

#685

I'm playing a terran and I go one gate core with chronoboosted stalker, and a fairly fast second gate. I send the first stalker to his base and see he got a cc at 17. I just keep on rallying two gates of stalkers to his base, and eventally win, while putting down an expansion. at about 30 supply. He then says rush much? and leaves.

Stegosaur

Netherlands1231 Posts

August 29 2010 15:26 GMT

#686

I started the game by saying gl hf and my opponent replied with 'enjoy', proceeds to proxy reaper me, lose, writes 'lol' and leaves. Some pretty abstract conversation right there

GagnarTheUnruly

United States655 Posts

August 29 2010 18:49 GMT

#687

I had a funny quote just now in a 2v2 with my buddy who has no SC2 experience (our team is 9th in Bronze!!!):

Genuflect: good going teching up 3 times and
Genuflect: having an army that size
Genuflect: more than 15 minutes into the game
me: THX [editors note: caps not intentional]
Genuflect: that wasnt necessarily a compliment

ragequit

Not sure how not to interpret that as a compliment, unless Genuflect is implying that macroing is somehow cheating. Maybe he thought I should've had more units? It's not like I'd been turtling that game, either. I had map control and I was on 3 expansions. For the record it was minute 18 and I didn't even manage to get maxed (173 food, +2/+1 ground, and 5 collossi, 21 stalkers, 9 zealots, and 6 sentries).

HansMoleman

United States343 Posts

August 29 2010 18:59 GMT

#688

When i beat this guy in a PvP mirror match, instead of GG he said he is sick of getting build order losses, he then goes on to tell me to get better.

Tritonus

Denmark125 Posts

August 29 2010 19:05 GMT

#689

After 3x rax reaper rushing a zerg opponent:

- Him: "Are you in diamon?"
- Me: "No"
***** has left the game

LeaF_SD

United States113 Posts

August 29 2010 22:54 GMT

#690

TvZ

After his mass mutas destroyed my mech army, I proceeded to switch to marine + thors with a few hellions. I rolled over his muta ling army with my marine thor and he said:

Him: this is a joke right now.
Me: My composition was anti muta and you still went full muta.
Him: It's still not balanced though.

I'm not gonna say Terran is fully balanced, but come on....blaming your loss because someone didn't adapt to the situation?

channery

United States15 Posts

August 30 2010 00:23 GMT

#691

TvZ, he double gas steals me and goes banelings, I go mass rax. He loses due to bad micro.

Me: glhf
Him: fuck you
(he loses)
Him: does it make you feel good?
Him: playing this easy mode race?
Me: yes
Him: you must be tiny
Me: sometimes
Him: play zerg, it'll make you grow some skill instead of facerolling

everyone

On another note, I've noticed that whenever somebody immediately trolls you, they're probably cheesing you.

ForTehNguyen

1 Post

August 30 2010 01:24 GMT

#692

father_mitch

United States48 Posts

August 30 2010 01:31 GMT

#693

"I can't believe I lost to such a scrub."

He said after he cannon rushed me and I proceeded to calmly kill the cannons warping in with a few drones...multiple times.

Whole

United States6046 Posts

August 30 2010 01:31 GMT

#694

After I beat someone using Roaches with +1 Lings. After I held off his first push with a Spine Crawler, he expanding and I just sacrificed Spawn Larva Cycles of Lings at his base before he caved.

Shadow: do you have fun just pressing the z bottun down like a retarted child?
You: You go roaches zvz and call me retarded

Subversion

South Africa3627 Posts

August 30 2010 02:06 GMT

#695

some people get pretty unreasonably angry about a game, lol.

Froadac

United States6733 Posts

August 30 2010 14:57 GMT

#696

On August 30 2010 11:06 Subversion wrote:
some people get pretty unreasonably angry about a game, lol.

Ahaha. Agreed. I can understand getting upset, but making things personal after you try and cheese somebody.

Damajah

Canada7 Posts

August 30 2010 15:24 GMT

#697

Hello everyone! Long-time lurker, first time poster here:

So I was playing with a guy, and I went 3gate robo and started pumping out Colossi with all my favorite gateway units and my opponent was giving me literally zero resistant, so I decided to have some fun and throw up a Fleet Beacon to crank out a Mothership. I mass-recalled all of my Colossi and Gate units and I received the following gem:

Him: nub nice cheese
Me: How is that cheese?
Him: You know...
Me: Define cheese, because its just a Mothership and you clearly don't know the definition of 'cheese'
Him: You know, cheesy tactics...
Me: Go to bed

Wabbit

United States1028 Posts

August 30 2010 15:36 GMT

#698

+ Show Spoiler +

Needless to say, if you watch the replay, his apm is never 0 nor does it ever look like he's away

Ome

Canada157 Posts

August 30 2010 15:43 GMT

#699

After beating an opponent with a dt rush into zealot immortal to counter his ridiculous marauder only army all I got was a "you are terrible" and then he left.

ilikejokes

United States217 Posts

August 30 2010 16:20 GMT

#700

Background: I play CG's so that I can off race because playing Terran all the time gets really boring.

I get close spawn LT (12 vs 9) vs a Terran player. I play a fairly standard game (gate, robo -> expand -> stargate + 7 more gateways). He sits on one base and masses tanks at his ramp. I get Blink and a Stalker + Immortal army, charge his front (right into his tanks), bust in and crush him.

Him: lol if i tried you would lose
Me: Mm good to know.
Him: Rofl you think youre good? message me again when you're in plat

I don't think I'll ever be able to message him because I'm in Diamond...