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thezergk
Profile Joined October 2009
United States492 Posts
August 23 2010 03:01 GMT
#641


I'm sorry was the high ground completely off limits? Because, last time I checked, there were no specific rules that said that you couldn't use the high ground on that map but that's just me. You're obviously a Zerg player so let me break it down for you: If you don't want a Terran to abuse that high ground either A) Research Overlord's Ventral Sacs to position units there or failing that B) Choose a different expansion than one that can be "abused" by a Terran player or C) Don't play the map and be a little bitch when a player abuse that high ground.

BTW, IdrA doing a economic build. Totally original.


If you watched the replay IdrA did get Ventral Sacs. Its just impossible to finish before the tank drop.


Nada vs. TLO Results: "Nada 1 TLO 1 Bnet 2 KESPA 1"
Nithix
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States184 Posts
August 23 2010 03:04 GMT
#642
Lol, played some 2v2s with my cousin last night. And I thought only Americans were complete asshats on the internet...

[image loading]

And then, after we pushed there base with void rays, marines, and tanks, this made me lol:
[image loading]
Not even death can save you from me. - Diablo
piegasm
Profile Joined August 2010
United States266 Posts
August 23 2010 03:13 GMT
#643
On August 23 2010 08:58 Sl4ktarN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2010 08:45 piegasm wrote:
Funniest thing that's happened to me is being called a "nerd' at the end of my 2nd placement match after I'd completely overwhelmed his main. The funny part is that SC2 is my first ever RTS and I'm really quite horrible.

Being a nerd is a compliment dude.


Which is how I took it. It's funny because apparently it's actually possible to be SO MUCH worse than me that my meager little army can overwhelm you.
biology]major
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2253 Posts
August 23 2010 03:25 GMT
#644
when i was about to win instead of saying gg, the guy simply types "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (very anticlimactic ending, nothing epic) and leaves. Couldnt help but lol.
Question.?
A.J.
Profile Joined August 2010
United States209 Posts
August 23 2010 04:34 GMT
#645
I was playing a 1v1 against this guy a few days ago. Everything was pretty standard for about 15 minutes and then this happened.
Him: Man I suck at this game
Me: ???
Him: Just end it man I'm done
Me: ...
Him: I'm not lying man I suck
Him: Here's all my probes

I lol'd cause he sent all his probes to my base after he said this

Me: lol

I march up his ramp and get a free win

He pm'd me later telling me he wasn't a nerd and had a gf, life, and job. I just ignored him.
Take a chance
Moa
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States790 Posts
August 23 2010 04:43 GMT
#646
"You're actually pretty good"

I was so shocked getting a positive word from someone who I had beaten.
^O^
bloodmeat
Profile Joined August 2010
United States160 Posts
August 23 2010 06:08 GMT
#647
10 minutes in I set up a small contain with siege tanks. He decided the appropriate counter was to run all his gateway units straight into them and then bm me.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Your mom is ruining esports.
jer
Profile Joined July 2010
United States27 Posts
August 23 2010 08:05 GMT
#648
was playing a 2v2 not too long ago. zt(friend and i) vs zz. they kill back door rocks with banelings....rush in, my friend(ter) with his mmm destroys the mass hydras/lings. at the same time, i destroy a natural and a main. one guy says "nice turtle, takes a lot of skill". funny thing is, we didn't turtle...we had 4 expansions, no bunkers, no buildings blocking other than the front, no siege..i guess it's not that funny, just stupid..lol. i <3 rage :3
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
August 23 2010 22:58 GMT
#649
A: "gg"
A: "I guess that's what I get for not playing in 3 weeks"
B: "Lol Yay! gg"
A: "has left the game!"
A: "was defeated!"

-- 5 minutes later

B: "Well you didn't have to lie"
B: "Fucker"


Player A wins.
REM.ca
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada354 Posts
August 23 2010 23:06 GMT
#650
opponent proceeds to kill his own CC (accidently?)

Opponent: WTF happened to my CC!?! You guys are cheaters!!!
I have a palm permanently stuck to my face yo.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 23 2010 23:11 GMT
#651
On August 23 2010 04:35 SilentCrono wrote:
some scrub in gold played me and massed rines the whole game and tried to expand. i took out his entire expansion with 2 vikings and dropped his base with marauders and tanks. i said "way to mass rines, noob" and he said "wait until you lose to it one day". i said "sorry, i don't suck that bad so it wouldn't ever happen to me". then he said "YOUR STILL A FAG MAN" and quit.

scrub eh?
Why are you playing gold players unless youre one of those horrible gold scrubs?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
dotFX
Profile Joined May 2010
United States131 Posts
August 23 2010 23:16 GMT
#652
"gg hacker"

one of my favs
Democracy is an Illusion
Dagon
Profile Joined August 2010
Romania264 Posts
August 23 2010 23:16 GMT
#653
On May 18 2010 22:47 The_Australian wrote:
Yeah i played a 1:1 on Heartbreak ridge and when i won the guy said:

"Scrub"
"i only used"
"180 of my 200 apm, so if i used it all i woulda owned you, k kid?"

(in the classic fashion of a few words per line)
I checked bwchart and his apm was like 124



Haha.. He was using traing weights.. In fact he had OVER 9000 APM (power level)
Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
August 23 2010 23:22 GMT
#654
Today on scrap station I went muta-ling, and my opponent decided to go tank and marauders. I had the Xelnaga tower, and could see him coming, so I attacked him and killed his army. I just kept expanding and eventually got 40 mutas. When his second attack came he had marauders, tanks and 2 thors. I killed his army and he said:
"pathetic noob making only one unit"

then left
rsol in response to the dragoon voice being heard in SCII: dragoon ai reaches new lows: wanders into wrong game
piegasm
Profile Joined August 2010
United States266 Posts
August 23 2010 23:30 GMT
#655
On August 23 2010 13:43 Moa wrote:
"You're actually pretty good"

I was so shocked getting a positive word from someone who I had beaten.


Good one. The other day I got:

Opponent: gg
Opponent: nice build too
Me: *thud*
Tortfeasor
Profile Joined May 2010
United States14 Posts
August 24 2010 02:27 GMT
#656
Setup:

We are next to each other on LT. I go fast raven, then tank, banshee, marine. He goes 2 gate robo, scouts my base with ob, makes two immortals and then expands. I scan, sees he has 3 immortals, 6-ish stalkers, a few zealots and a sentry, so I move out and set up tanks and a PDD right by his natural. He attacks down his ramp just as my tanks siege and kills one tank, while I focus his immortals. He pulls back and I have two tanks left + raven + 3 banshees + 12-ish marines killing his expo.


Him: Is it hard to A-move mmm ball?
Me: Didnt use mmm ball. Tanks, banshees, marines, and a raven. Idiot.
Him: Whatever the f**k it is, is it hard to a-move with your race?
Me. Is it easy to fight under my PDD and get raped?
Him: Silence scrub. noob f**k.
Me: You dont even know what MMM means.

At this point I knew the game was won and I was just setting up expansions and macroing just so he would rage longer. Meanwhile, he then got 4 templars and pushed out to kill my stuff still camped at his natural. The kicker: he just a-moved and never used storm. Gets wiped out and I like I lose 2 marines due to my siege tank splash.

Me: lol nice storm
Him: noob f**k with your noob f**k race
Him has left the game!
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -Bertrand Russell
Kpyolysis32
Profile Joined April 2010
553 Posts
August 24 2010 02:41 GMT
#657
On August 24 2010 08:06 REM.ca wrote:
opponent proceeds to kill his own CC (accidently?)

Opponent: WTF happened to my CC!?! You guys are cheaters!!!


Hahaha, what.

This reminds me, I had a game fairly recently where I nearly lost to DTs because I accidentally sniped my own observer while I was target-firing them >_>
Man, do I not keep this up to date, or what?
threehundred
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada911 Posts
August 24 2010 02:44 GMT
#658
'gg gl hf, i apologize for playing terran'
KimTaeyeon MEDIC MU fighting! ^^;;
Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
August 24 2010 02:50 GMT
#659
My favorites so far from my games.

"I'm not ready yet fag" during a ~9 minute push

and

"Fucking Terran CHEESE CHEESE and MORE CHEESE"
I wish could find the replay for a screenshot; this one came up 13 minutes into the game as 2 banshees went to work on his workers.
Moa
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States790 Posts
August 24 2010 02:51 GMT
#660
On August 24 2010 11:27 Tortfeasor wrote:
Setup:

We are next to each other on LT. I go fast raven, then tank, banshee, marine. He goes 2 gate robo, scouts my base with ob, makes two immortals and then expands. I scan, sees he has 3 immortals, 6-ish stalkers, a few zealots and a sentry, so I move out and set up tanks and a PDD right by his natural. He attacks down his ramp just as my tanks siege and kills one tank, while I focus his immortals. He pulls back and I have two tanks left + raven + 3 banshees + 12-ish marines killing his expo.


Him: Is it hard to A-move mmm ball?
Me: Didnt use mmm ball. Tanks, banshees, marines, and a raven. Idiot.
Him: Whatever the f**k it is, is it hard to a-move with your race?
Me. Is it easy to fight under my PDD and get raped?
Him: Silence scrub. noob f**k.
Me: You dont even know what MMM means.

At this point I knew the game was won and I was just setting up expansions and macroing just so he would rage longer. Meanwhile, he then got 4 templars and pushed out to kill my stuff still camped at his natural. The kicker: he just a-moved and never used storm. Gets wiped out and I like I lose 2 marines due to my siege tank splash.

Me: lol nice storm
Him: noob f**k with your noob f**k race
Him has left the game!


I am sorry that people think that every loss to a terran player is because of racial imbalance, I really am.
^O^
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