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NotJack
Profile Joined December 2009
United States737 Posts
July 19 2010 12:16 GMT
#441
Him: Hmmmm, this doesn't add up
Me: ???
Him: You have more money than you should've had the calculations are wrong
Me: lol what
Him: You shouldn't have that many stalkers right now
Me: I expanded early dawg
Him: Shut up fool
*he leaves*

I didn't know rainman was such a rager
Abnell
Profile Joined July 2010
23 Posts
July 19 2010 12:39 GMT
#442
Me: gl hf
Him: gl hf
Him: but i will win
me: probably, i'm not good
Him: shame, i enjoy beating good players more


To his credit he said gg wp when he lost.
nam nam
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden4672 Posts
July 19 2010 12:46 GMT
#443
On July 03 2010 11:26 EliteAzn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 11:19 Alou wrote:
On July 03 2010 11:06 EliteAzn wrote:
On June 08 2010 02:34 dogmeatstew wrote:
On June 07 2010 19:41 pheus wrote:
On June 06 2010 20:07 Jarvs wrote:
On June 04 2010 23:52 EliteAzn wrote:
hahaha this was pretty funny

so my opponent and I played a 40ish minute game, and I was about to win. So....this happens:
[image loading]



You were particularly bad mannered by typing "GG?" prompting him to leave. His rage is deserved, frankly.


anyone who offensively gg's me will be subjected to all manner of building floating pylon hiding island turtling hijinks

^^ This ^^

Seriously, anyone who does that is just an ass.


First of all, it wasn't in all caps, and second, there's a question mark.

The game was 44 minutes long and it was a good game. I didn't mean to offend him and that's why i put that question mark. There are so many people who don't type gg at the end of games and just leave. He just made it worse by replying "f u". I wasn't telling him to leave. I wasn't like "gg noob, go uninstall" No. That is why there's a question mark.

Didn't think people would have such a short fuse after such a long game.


"gg?" can be interpreted as "Okay dude, I win, you can leave now...hurry up." Perfectly reasonable for you to be considered BM by doing it.


geez, didn't think a simple questionmark would just be ignored.

meh lesson learned...better having no gg's than saying gg.


Write something else than gg. The question mark doesn't make it right. If you had said something "Man, that was intense" or something like that you might have had a different reaction. Of course there is always assholes out there that say fu no matter what if they lose.
Ichabod
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1659 Posts
July 20 2010 14:22 GMT
#444
Was in one of my last games of the beta, just beat(destroyed his army 2x) a bio Terran on scrapstation and I'm killing off is main. He lifts his cc and a starport and goes to the island. He was talking about how I should just come steamroll him, but how he wasn't going to surrender. I went zeal-Templar so I didn't have any air, took like 10 minutes to mass up enough units to kill off his turret-enforced, Viking based army.

Idk if he didn't want too surrender on principal or what, but after I ended the game very confused.
Jaxxil
Profile Joined June 2010
Netherlands2 Posts
July 20 2010 14:34 GMT
#445
In one of my more recent games, I DT rushed a Terran. It worked out pretty well, and I killed quite a lot of SCV's before my DT's were taken out. Took an expansion, tried to push at around a hundred food, but he had tanks sieged on his cliff, so I decided to back out and instead take another expansion while containing him on one base. Perhaps being somewhat overcautious, I built up a 200/200 army, then pushed.

Him: lol learn to attack sooner
Me: True, I could have taken this game earlier
Him: I thought your macro sucked
Him: It appears I was right

Then he quit, and I was left scratching my head while looking at my three bases versus his mined out main.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
July 20 2010 14:35 GMT
#446
On May 18 2010 22:51 Amber[LighT] wrote:
My favorite comment when a game starts and I get one of the following:

-Opponent: Day n Nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
-Me: At.. At.. At nite...

(username is CuDi )



Lol, that's hilarious... I don't know why it made me laugh so hard but it just seemed really cute lol.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Spidermonkey
Profile Joined April 2010
United States251 Posts
July 20 2010 16:10 GMT
#447
I was T and my opponent was P on Blistering Sands. The Protoss has been pretty much dominating me for 10 minutes and I knew I was about to receive the death blow... when Blizzard saves me. We get a message that the servers will be going down in 5 minutes. Up until this point he had been hitting me with Gateway and Robo units.

I lifted up my CC and floated to the island. I built Turrets and Vikings and just defended for 5 minutes will the timer ticked down. He raged on me the entire time. It was great. Ladder reset anyways but it was still funny.
~ Richard Trahan
Fenrir-Vice
Profile Joined May 2010
United States123 Posts
July 20 2010 17:37 GMT
#448
On July 21 2010 01:10 Spidermonkey wrote:
I was T and my opponent was P on Blistering Sands. The Protoss has been pretty much dominating me for 10 minutes and I knew I was about to receive the death blow... when Blizzard saves me. We get a message that the servers will be going down in 5 minutes. Up until this point he had been hitting me with Gateway and Robo units.

I lifted up my CC and floated to the island. I built Turrets and Vikings and just defended for 5 minutes will the timer ticked down. He raged on me the entire time. It was great. Ladder reset anyways but it was still funny.


That is still kinda BM though... shit like that, that makes people rage about the fact that us terrans can fly our buildings...
Biscut Status: Buttered
EyMiller245
Profile Joined April 2010
United States45 Posts
July 20 2010 18:04 GMT
#449
On May 19 2010 14:32 slowmanrunning wrote:
not mine but worthwhile
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

It's in another thread remotely similar to this one.


I very nearly died laughing
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
August 01 2010 20:50 GMT
#450
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I wish I could stay in placement matches forever.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-01 21:17:16
August 01 2010 21:07 GMT
#451
Me: HF
Him: Same
Him: May your protoss shields fail you.
(i proceded to beat him with DTs and he ragequits)

___________________________________________________

Another game:

I go DTs vs toss, with a forward pylon to reinforce.
Him:Wow, cheese noob
Me: What? How is DT cheese?
Him: Cause it is you noob allin
Me: How is DTs allin?'

I think he was just upset that he lost with his 4warpgate attempt

___________________________________________________

1 more thing
a guy named "Boss" faced my 1v1 on scrap station. Im doing my nornal PVZ build,he says "Get ready to get Bossed", and he pops up a nydus worm in the back of my base. I lost, but it was annoying discussing how small my male member was.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
leeznon
Profile Joined April 2010
United States255 Posts
August 01 2010 21:49 GMT
#452
Him: I can't believe I lost. You got lucky.

I forced him to attack me, I held off his attack with fewer army units + spine crawlers, then countered.

At the score report of the game I beat him like 90,000 to 33,000 lol.
Zerg=Skill
Ventil
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden414 Posts
August 01 2010 21:52 GMT
#453
ZvT, T goes reaper harass early, gets scouted, I counter by quick Roaches and a spinecrawler. His harass fails miserably.

He: ABUSED
*left the game*

Left me with a big wtf face.
Twitter: @VeNtiLSC
Worm104
Profile Joined May 2010
England28 Posts
August 01 2010 22:13 GMT
#454
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

I got this from a guy who made a mothership and carriers.
sushiko
Profile Joined June 2010
197 Posts
August 01 2010 22:16 GMT
#455
PvT (I'm Protoss) on Scrapstation. Pretty much hellion drop harassed my worker lines at both my expo and main (killed a lot of them too) while turtling getting tanks and bio. Had an observer at his ramp and a pylon at watchtower. kept warping in stalkers and rallying immortals off of 1 robo and 3 warps. Needless to say, I had a small army when i saw him push out to destroy rocks. tanks were unseieged and out of position (marines were next to rocks and tanks farther back). 2 immortals + 6 stalkers + 2 zealots owned 4 tanks + 12-15 marine/maruaders.

him:"Funny how you can keep up in units even with all that harass"
him:"That's why I hate protoss"
him:Left the game.

What? look at replay, 20 scvs 1 base entire game. I had 20 after he killed my probes with hellions.
Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
August 01 2010 22:19 GMT
#456
On August 02 2010 07:13 Worm104 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

I got this from a guy who made a mothership and carriers.


Lol, the Mothership and Carrier thing is what TLO did in one of his placement matches I think
Grendor
Profile Joined September 2009
United States70 Posts
August 01 2010 22:21 GMT
#457
Him: you suck and got lucky
Me: My macro is way better than yours
Him (after 5 minutes): I have reported you to Blizzard for admitting to using macros, enjoy your last day of Starcraft 2!
Larvae injection ftw.
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
August 01 2010 22:26 GMT
#458
Him: you suck and got lucky
Me: My macro is way better than yours
Him (after 5 minutes): I have reported you to Blizzard for admitting to using macros, enjoy your last day of Starcraft 2!
Ha I got a grin from :D
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
Smurfz
Profile Joined May 2008
United States327 Posts
August 01 2010 22:43 GMT
#459
Him: glhf
Me: glhf
Him: actually...
Him: I hope you get testicular cancer
Him: and so does your mom
Him: and then you two have a very awkward conversation about why she has testicular cancer
Him: and it turns out
Him: your mom is a male and your dad is a female
him: they met in the sex change operation hall of the hospital
me: you're fucked up
Zhek
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada342 Posts
August 01 2010 22:47 GMT
#460
Him: lol hydra so hard
Then he quits. I send him
Me: lol void ray so hard :|

Apparently ling/hydra is superior to Stalkers/Void rays.

>:3
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