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IceteaGuy
Germany95 Posts
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
"you should go support cuz ur awesome" So then the two of us go top. Rengar went full AD runes. 96 AD at level 1 with Red pot I think. He doesn't help with my little brother's leash. He had no idea my little brother and I were duo. Then I head top and it's 2v1 top against an Udyr. We get two kills on Udyr, thanks to this Rengar's stupidity baiting Udyr out two times. Udyr is now 0-2 before 4 minutes with no cs at level 2? Against us both level 4. We could take his tower if Rengar weren't fighting every creep so he wouldn't have to compete with me for cs. Things are looking fine right? I can go help Corki bot right? Nope. Rengar proceeds to go 0 fucking 3 against Udyr in straight up 1v1 fights. He was up maybe 20 cs and 2 levels on someone and still, STILL, fed. I don't rage and just say "wasn't he 0-2 before. You can play safer if you need to." We win, but that Rengar was a dipshit. He dies trying to take their Nexus turrets while alone and Udyr is there. 20 minutes in, I go top. Udyr's tower is still up. Rengar follows me and makes sure to continue to fight for every cs. Wonderduo buys 0 wards all game. | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
I knew we were fucked when Quinn and Ahri had the same starting build: Boots / 2 health potions / 2 mana potions. And I definitely knew we were fucked when they invaded us, Ahri got chunked and flashed out, and then proceeded to drink all of her potions to get back to full health instead of recalling at 1:20. And fuckage was complete when our Shaco somehow could not clear his starting buffs and proceeded to give up first blood + red buff to Lee Sin. (Of course, immediately after, he buys a Crystalline Flask and rushes Hydra.) As Singed, I laneswapped with Quinn and Nami so I faced Ezreal/Thresh while they faced Vladimir. After laning phase: * I had more CS than Quinn; * I was 2/0 and Quinn was 0/3; * I had taken down their tower to 5% health and kept my tower, while Quinn had lost her tower in exchange for 10% damage on their tower. Oh yes, and Ahri was 0/5/0 against Ryze. Of course, the loss was 'my fault', as Ahri, Shaco, and Quinn repeatedly informed me, because I wasn't there for teamfights. If by teamfights you mean, after having lost all of our outer turrets, pushing up to their inner turret as a group of two without any wards and getting caught. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
I also think it had to do with drafting issues partly, so I'm still really happy. But my teammates are like "we're sooooo bad!" Also I've come to realize, knowing how to piss on Jax and simultaneously have a Jax good enough to literally 1v3 teams once I've reached a certain point are pretty useful skills to have in 3s. >_> | ||
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
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upperbound
United States2300 Posts
This was tje most egregious example but I got the same thing from other plat iv/v with lower mmr than me. Riot pls I just want to stop playing solo queue already... | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
Fricking Leona was constantly warding everywhere with pinks. Pinks in tribrush. Pinks in lane. Pinks EVERYFUCKINGWHERE! Snowball top at level 2 with Renekton vs Akali then understandably Akali came back after just farming safely for a while and making a 1-1 trade. So I decide to snowball bot because it's often pushed but both times I lane gank they back off. The one time I want to gank from behind their Tri, she pinks it. Elise Skin ;_; | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
But rejoice! I swiftly lost the promotion series that ensued 0-2, with a mix of players determined to make me feel good about my play by displaying even worse qualities, ragers trying to encourage our spontaneousness in these online meetings, to break the ice between perfect strangers, and some of their best buddies. Petered! I offer thee this modest pair of paragraphs, hoping it will help you pay the bills. I've got no idea how your thing works so I guess at least I'm trying? | ||
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
15 minutes later, he is 3-11 and spending his time in all chat talking about what 'noobs' the rest of the team is because they aren't following his 1v3 #THINGSFAKERDOES towerdives. In my last three games I have gone 11 17 32 as a mixture of support/jungler. My teams during that time have gone 50 87 79. What have I done, oh matchmaking gods. | ||
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Zdrastochye
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
On October 26 2013 13:06 GrandInquisitor wrote: I gift my Zed a double kill on Orianna and Vi. He is 2-0 with double buffs less than 5 minutes into the game. 15 minutes later, he is 3-11 and spending his time in all chat talking about what 'noobs' the rest of the team is because they aren't following his 1v3 #THINGSFAKERDOES towerdives. In my last three games I have gone 11 17 32 as a mixture of support/jungler. My teams during that time have gone 50 87 79. What have I done, oh matchmaking gods. Moral of the story: Never gift anyone anything. Take everything, kill secured. They're going to rage anyways, so at least you get padded kda in the process. | ||
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Gahlo
United States35153 Posts
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schmutttt
Australia3856 Posts
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
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udgnim
United States8024 Posts
fully expect that Tristana jumps into the other team 1v3+ never disappointed | ||
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imanoobcs
184 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Owt9rJQ.png) Attention to the cass. She was mad I didnt give her my second and third blue. She was 2-4 at 10 mintues. She literally from that point on started following me through the jungle and last hitting the cs. In ranked. Wtf is wrong with people. Im carrying so hard and all she can do is rage and try to sabotage the game because she didnt get a buff. Sorry when you have 4 deaths at 10 minutes, I dont feel like giving the enemy free buffs. People complain when you do good, when you do bad, is there ever a time when they are just happy they are getting carried? | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
Example of the most blatant elo boosted account ever. Summoner name: ONLY RIVEN Last played game: 4 weeks ago, history shows 10 straight riven games, most of them wins. Div: Plat V 0 LP Goes 0/11 Annie with like 10 farm and just plays like Annie bot in beginner co-op. | ||
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