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Sponkz
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark4564 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-21 20:31:37
October 21 2013 16:44 GMT
#10061
Ahahahaha solo queue is such a joke. 7 game loss streak, back to basics i guess.


edit: that didnt take long. Yolo MMR ftw


edit2: fuck i should've stopped playing at the first edit. Now im at diamond 2, 32 LP QQ (lol)
hi
Drium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States888 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-21 21:05:47
October 21 2013 21:05 GMT
#10062
Just lost a won game. We were ahead the entire time but late game we couldn't win team fights because our vayne, who had the most deaths on the team and was the only one who was negative at the end, built:
Botrk
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Giant's Belt
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BreakfastBurrito
Profile Joined November 2011
United States893 Posts
October 22 2013 00:06 GMT
#10063
20 minutes into game, look at jungle nasus' items. he has 21 q farm. I ask why and he says "im not here to do damage"
i ask him to elaborate further and he switches it to "it takes time out of my clear"
building q takes time out of jungle nasus clear.... now i've heard everything lol
me: So if you had +300 damage on every q would your clears be slower?
him: Ok im muting you

figured lol

finished game at almost 50 mins and he never broke 100 on his q farm... Sad game
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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 22 2013 01:12 GMT
#10064
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cLutZ
Profile Joined November 2010
United States19574 Posts
October 22 2013 02:24 GMT
#10065
I suck at Nidalee.

Even when I win I suck.
Freeeeeeedom
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
October 22 2013 03:20 GMT
#10066
You know a night of soloQ is bad when you have to mute at least 2 members of your team every game lol
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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 22 2013 04:27 GMT
#10067
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imanoobcs
Profile Joined January 2012
184 Posts
October 22 2013 04:30 GMT
#10068
I took second pick mid, she 4th picked annie and when i told her i picked mid, she just kept saying nah, your jungle now. nah, you can just play another role. Then into game, I have most cs, and solo take top all the way to and including inhibitor since topwas losing and wanted to mid, and then annie calls me a shithead, etc. because i didnt gank her lane enough. And to top it off, Support yorick went 0-17 and vayne said it was my fault we lost cause i spent too much time taking top. Seriously. How is this not elo hell? please remind me
ConGee
Profile Joined May 2012
318 Posts
October 22 2013 07:14 GMT
#10069
On October 22 2013 10:12 krndandaman wrote:
^to be fair, nasus Q hardly matters on nasus jungle. you max it last and though you do try to get Q stacks when you can, it's not the most important thing at all. you're mostly there for utility + tank and good %basedamage with R.


also I fucking hate the sarcastic 15 year olds on league who think they are the shit despite being fucking bad.
I had a bad game and this fucking shithead gives up his lane, sits in fountain typing in all-chat and berating me all game. I did mute him but fuck he was annoying. Was tough enough getting firstblooded on an invade to enemy laner and then getting level 2 ganked by an aatrox but having this kid on my ass all game just sealed it.

So many kids on league need to learn how to get along with people and fucking communicate. Being a prick gets you no where.


21 farm 20 minutes in screams "I don't know how to play this champion" though. You can get 21 farm in your first clear, and that would be a bad clear.
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 22 2013 07:20 GMT
#10070
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Gaslo
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland951 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 15:24:44
October 22 2013 08:04 GMT
#10071
You get 21 Q stacks out of 4 camps (and thats just if you last hit the big creeps) so no excuse really for having 21 Q farm @ 20minutes.

edit: Blah "guys ok, we really need some hard initiates on this team!
"yeah true, i better pick flash nasus, and my friend takes Trinity first jungle Udyr, that should totally sort out the problem"

game ends

Udyr: we just lost cause we could not touch the carries. :/

yeah no shit sherlock.

(and fuck that trinity first, if you are level 4 when enemy jungle mumu is level 6, dont go trinity first, you wont do any damage when you die in like 2 seconds with your 25min trinity)

edit2: This day has been so horrible. Gone something like 1 wins 5 losses, and out of those 5 losses 2 were games where we should of won, but team just dicked around until we lost. And in one of those i made the deciding throw. :&&

(But last 2 games have been super horrible, first last pick takes Lux when we already have my Gragas picked, so i have to go top, i end up going 8/3 with most farm in the game, botlane is at 3/21 and Lux loses mid badly.

Last game i take pantheon, use first 3 ulties to ult botlane, get 3 kills to our ADC, 3 to myself. Game ends, my botlane is 3/16. )
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 22 2013 09:28 GMT
#10072
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Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4122 Posts
October 22 2013 10:11 GMT
#10073
petered I'm a jungle main and I feel insulted by you.

Also, why can't I trust Plat people to not go a combined 1/13 bottomlane in about 9 minutes?
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 10:46:37
October 22 2013 10:40 GMT
#10074
On October 22 2013 16:20 krndandaman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2013 16:14 ConGee wrote:
On October 22 2013 10:12 krndandaman wrote:
^to be fair, nasus Q hardly matters on nasus jungle. you max it last and though you do try to get Q stacks when you can, it's not the most important thing at all. you're mostly there for utility + tank and good %basedamage with R.


also I fucking hate the sarcastic 15 year olds on league who think they are the shit despite being fucking bad.
I had a bad game and this fucking shithead gives up his lane, sits in fountain typing in all-chat and berating me all game. I did mute him but fuck he was annoying. Was tough enough getting firstblooded on an invade to enemy laner and then getting level 2 ganked by an aatrox but having this kid on my ass all game just sealed it.

So many kids on league need to learn how to get along with people and fucking communicate. Being a prick gets you no where.


21 farm 20 minutes in screams "I don't know how to play this champion" though. You can get 21 farm in your first clear, and that would be a bad clear.


He wasn't saying 21 farm total, he was saying 21 Q stacks.

+21 on Q after the first clear is also bad. You should have something like 36-42 (I kill all the blue camp, big wolf and one small wolf, big wraith and one small wraith, one small lizard and both of double golems with Q, it gives 42 stacks and loses out ~8-10 seconds of additional time).

On October 22 2013 16:20 krndandaman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2013 16:14 ConGee wrote:
On October 22 2013 10:12 krndandaman wrote:
^to be fair, nasus Q hardly matters on nasus jungle. you max it last and though you do try to get Q stacks when you can, it's not the most important thing at all. you're mostly there for utility + tank and good %basedamage with R.


also I fucking hate the sarcastic 15 year olds on league who think they are the shit despite being fucking bad.
I had a bad game and this fucking shithead gives up his lane, sits in fountain typing in all-chat and berating me all game. I did mute him but fuck he was annoying. Was tough enough getting firstblooded on an invade to enemy laner and then getting level 2 ganked by an aatrox but having this kid on my ass all game just sealed it.

So many kids on league need to learn how to get along with people and fucking communicate. Being a prick gets you no where.


21 farm 20 minutes in screams "I don't know how to play this champion" though. You can get 21 farm in your first clear, and that would be a bad clear.


I pick vayne, I get nidalee support vs jinx/blitz lane, great. 0 wards, builds ap, leaves me alone level 1 to steal blue with spear, constantly roams mid to his duo friend, whole team blames me when I get grabbed under tower from bush or whatnot. What a miserable game to play despite winning. Would not let me take any reds as vayne and would constantly tell me I am stupid for wanting red as a "feedayne" and to enjoy being carried.
I mean welp, I have 0 cc not even an exhaust peeling the garen off me. Though I know all our other lanes were accelerated it sucked to be practically 1v2ing all game then having the whole team berate you.

This is why I ban nidalee. She sucks on jungle, support, adc, mid and top and my teams tend to pick it.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
October 22 2013 13:44 GMT
#10075
"noob Singed building AP, never played Singed before?"

I have in my inventory a Blasting Wand, Amplifying Tome, and a Giant's Belt. Can't think of any core Singed items that those build into ...
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
October 22 2013 13:58 GMT
#10076
On October 22 2013 12:20 MooMooMugi wrote:
You know a night of soloQ is bad when you have to mute at least 2 members of your team every game lol


yeah, the trolls were out in full force last night
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upperbound
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2300 Posts
October 22 2013 15:08 GMT
#10077
On October 22 2013 22:58 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2013 12:20 MooMooMugi wrote:
You know a night of soloQ is bad when you have to mute at least 2 members of your team every game lol


yeah, the trolls were out in full force last night

Most of the day, actually.
petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
October 22 2013 23:27 GMT
#10078
On October 22 2013 19:11 Fildun wrote:
petered I'm a jungle main and I feel insulted by you.

Also, why can't I trust Plat people to not go a combined 1/13 bottomlane in about 9 minutes?


Things junglers are good for:

1) Shutting the fuck up and gank my lane.

2) No seriously, stop circle jerking with the damn wolves and gank my lane, he is pushed to tower with no wards.

3) placing wards at dragon and baron and don't "accidentally" steal my blue.

Facts about junglers you should know:

1) # of games jungled is negatively correlated with penis length. For every game you jungle you lose approximately half an inch of dick.

2) That is why junglers spend so much time circle jerking with tiny dick creatures like wolves because it soothes their insecurity.

3) Junglers are too scared to go to war in lane so they go all rpg mode in the forest like they are playing fucking WoW or something. They are like people who got drafted for Viet Nam and fled to Canada. You are all fucking Canadians.

I hope this cleared everything up between us Fildun.
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
Chemiczny84
Profile Joined June 2011
Poland458 Posts
October 22 2013 23:47 GMT
#10079
On October 22 2013 13:27 krndandaman wrote:
Whenever the words "I am a smurf" is uttered in champ select, I know I am going to lose.

Whenever the words "I am a smurf" is uttered in champ select, I dodge
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-23 00:14:28
October 23 2013 00:14 GMT
#10080
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