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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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ConGee
318 Posts
On October 23 2013 09:14 krndandaman wrote: I honestly think I'm 1-5 or so with "diamond 1" smurfs. Some of them even posting their streams and being legit. It usually ends up that they A) Are lying and suck dick B) They do well, but not enough to carry and ruin all chances of winning by berating 1 member of the team that is not part of his duo and making him tilt. Then again, I don't even understand why there are diamond "smurfs" at the plat 1-2 level. It's not even that far from their actual account. It's like a gold smurfing in a silver 1 game. There's a much larger skill-gap between D1 to P1 than there is G1 to S1. | ||
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GTPGlitch
5061 Posts
mid, top, and jungle got kat 6/0, j4 4/0, and elise 2/0/4 in like 12 minutes and then just kept saying "lets teamfight them itll work" aaaaaaaahhhhhhh i don't understand my fellow silver's thought process sometimes god | ||
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
Our thresh tries to hook enemy vayne, misses his hook and "catches" malphite, does not go in under turret. Top + mid + jungle decide to all dive on malphite, get malph + ori ulted under tower and then they blame Thresh for it. "DONT GRAB MALPHITE LOL" "WHY YOU GO ON MALPHITE THRESH?" "THRESH NOOB STOP IT" I laughed my ass off.  Well, low elo rules, if you hit a skill shot on someone, you have to go in, HAVE TO! | ||
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Fildun
Netherlands4123 Posts
On October 23 2013 08:27 petered wrote: Things junglers are good for: 1) Shutting the fuck up and gank my lane. 2) No seriously, stop circle jerking with the damn wolves and gank my lane, he is pushed to tower with no wards. 3) placing wards at dragon and baron and don't "accidentally" steal my blue. Facts about junglers you should know: 1) # of games jungled is negatively correlated with penis length. For every game you jungle you lose approximately half an inch of dick. 2) That is why junglers spend so much time circle jerking with tiny dick creatures like wolves because it soothes their insecurity. 3) Junglers are too scared to go to war in lane so they go all rpg mode in the forest like they are playing fucking WoW or something. They are like people who got drafted for Viet Nam and fled to Canada. You are all fucking Canadians. I hope this cleared everything up between us Fildun. Start with buying wards. Then we'll talk again. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
 getting +18/-16gone are the glory days of +24/-12 in Silver | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Frudgey
Canada3367 Posts
On October 24 2013 07:07 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: Playing hella inconsistently since I got to Gold, now my MMR is evening out getting +18/-16gone are the glory days of +24/-12 in Silver I am not looking forward to this. | ||
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UniversalSnip
9871 Posts
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SoraLimit
Canada747 Posts
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Hyren
United States817 Posts
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
Wtf is with the bad mid laners at this ELO too. all of them constantly tunnel vision on kills(especially the fucking support) or fucking get blue when towers are getting pushed instead of trying to wave clear. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
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OmegaKnetus
Germany431 Posts
On October 24 2013 17:57 Shotcoder wrote: What the literal fuck is up with Gold 1 clamping. I understand I have to win more games but getting +4-6 a win all the way from 4 points to 78 and then losing 2 games in a row and going back down to 54 is fucking stupid. I had the same problem at silver 1 was at 88 points and only got +1 every game and lost like 20 per loss. Now after a loss streak of 7 I'm at mid s2. Way too frustrating | ||
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
On October 24 2013 18:04 OmegaKnetus wrote: I had the same problem at silver 1 was at 88 points and only got +1 every game and lost like 20 per loss. Now after a loss streak of 7 I'm at mid s2. Way too frustrating literally went on a tear of 20wins and 4 loss to get where I was. then I get a bad spree of games in a row and just lose it all again. I dont even understand. Edit: to clarify I went from 4 points this week, to 78. 4 losses dropped me to 36 or whatever. it's so annoying that I lose 4, then 6 then 13 then fucking 16 or whatever it was. | ||
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Djagulingu
Germany3605 Posts
On October 23 2013 08:27 petered wrote: Things junglers are good for: 1) Shutting the fuck up and gank my lane. 2) No seriously, stop circle jerking with the damn wolves and gank my lane, he is pushed to tower with no wards. 3) placing wards at dragon and baron and don't "accidentally" steal my blue. This is actually Jungling episodes of "Mondays with Monte" in a nutshell. Gank, don't mess with camps when you need to gank and control objectives. Ezpz. | ||
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
Then Ziggs dies to Fizz like a minute later after saying "I don't need to ward, I play really far back." And another 10 or so times. Somehow me, Leona, and Ez almost won us the game, but at a critical juncture instead of walking back and recalling to heal, Ziggs decides his 1/10/4 ass is going to pick a fight against the entire enemy team while he's at 200 health. Game over. GAME OVER MAN. | ||
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