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Fuzzmosis
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada752 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 21:44:16
April 15 2012 21:42 GMT
#3361
On April 16 2012 06:38 Morfildur wrote:
Yay for playing with reallife colleagues...

1:24 after 12 minutes. 3 of our turrets down, only kill by me (solo top olaf vs lulu&udyr), after that i mostly didn't pay attention to my teammates dying but we went up top 10:50 or so, with 8 kills by me and 2 by towers and it was the second time i ever played olaf and maybe ~5 times i ever played a melee champ so i didn't play very good myself...
Surrender at 20 fails 2/3.
Surrender at 25 fails 2/3.
Surrender at 30 fails 2/3.
Then i give up trying to surrender.

Did i mention that i have to see those teammates tomorrow at work? *grrr*

Postgame chat:
Colleague 1: I think we did quite well, i almost got a kill

Then, after explaining that you are not supposed to push the lane immedatly to not get ganked and stuff:

Colleague 2: oh, but bots always push
Me: Yes, but you can do anything and win against bots
Colleague 2: oh
Colleague 2: I sometimes lose hard against bots

Will a judge send me to prison if i punch them tomorrow?


Yep. Strange as it may seem, not eveyone starts good at videogames. Not justification for punching them. Now, you can write a passive-aggressive letter though and leave it on their desk anonymously.

For my QQ: Screw Soraka. Again. That's all.
I'm From Canada, so they think I'm slow, eh?
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
April 15 2012 22:17 GMT
#3362
On April 16 2012 06:38 Morfildur wrote:
Yay for playing with reallife colleagues...

1:24 after 12 minutes. 3 of our turrets down, only kill by me (solo top olaf vs lulu&udyr), after that i mostly didn't pay attention to my teammates dying but we went up top 10:50 or so, with 8 kills by me and 2 by towers and it was the second time i ever played olaf and maybe ~5 times i ever played a melee champ so i didn't play very good myself...
Surrender at 20 fails 2/3.
Surrender at 25 fails 2/3.
Surrender at 30 fails 2/3.
Then i give up trying to surrender.

Did i mention that i have to see those teammates tomorrow at work? *grrr*

Postgame chat:
Colleague 1: I think we did quite well, i almost got a kill

Then, after explaining that you are not supposed to push the lane immedatly to not get ganked and stuff:

Colleague 2: oh, but bots always push
Me: Yes, but you can do anything and win against bots
Colleague 2: oh
Colleague 2: I sometimes lose hard against bots

Will a judge send me to prison if i punch them tomorrow?

when i first started playing i assumed you were supposed to just take the towers as fast as possible
RIP Aaliyah
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-16 02:57:33
April 16 2012 02:55 GMT
#3363
I am now down 100 ELO

last game I was Cho with warmogs randuins FON wits atma, over 5k health, last teamfight we all jumped them in baron pit, I was focused down first and my team didnt get a single kill
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-16 05:54:53
April 16 2012 05:40 GMT
#3364
I feel bad for queue dodging but it's really fun. Like there's this guy that plays against 500 elo's on stream right? It's like he's going to the kindergardeners in school and trading pokemon cards with them. But even playing people 100 elo below you doesn't feel fair.

Feel like queue dodgers should be banned. Hypocritical. I dodge games where there's troll, no jungler, two junglers, no ad carry.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Amui
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada10567 Posts
April 16 2012 08:03 GMT
#3365
Lost a stupid game. Dunked vladimir hardcore once already so I was ahead, and went triple dorans to seal the deal. Friendly xinzhao decides to come top to gank. I can't quite 100 to zero without ignite, so I combo him low, with xinzhao in the bush. Xin zhao does NOTHING while I"m comboing. Didn't even come out of the bush. We end up trying to dive vlad with 50 hp and it fails because he has flash and Talon roamed top. End up feeding vlad the double and predictably losing the lane from there.
Porouscloud - NA LoL
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
April 16 2012 08:15 GMT
#3366
12 kills and 416 CS in 40 minutes.
MOTM | Stim.tv | TL Mafia | Fantasy Fighting! | SNSD
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
April 16 2012 08:20 GMT
#3367
i am so tired of retards will someone please duo with me even though im at like 1200 and help me get better

when i jungle my lanes don't help

when i lane jungler comes in when im low health and oom to feed their top when i was doing fine so i get outleveled and zoned
RIP Aaliyah
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
April 16 2012 08:42 GMT
#3368
On April 16 2012 17:20 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
i am so tired of retards will someone please duo with me even though im at like 1200 and help me get better

when i jungle my lanes don't help

when i lane jungler comes in when im low health and oom to feed their top when i was doing fine so i get outleveled and zoned


You can add me. I am Aerensianic. I am a 1200 player too Tonight it was just a frustrating night of treading water went from 1230 to 1200 in like 14 games lol a couple of losses in a row then win/loss/win/loss over and over.
Never Knows Best.
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
April 16 2012 12:55 GMT
#3369
T_t. Stupid weekends with stupid little kids who cant play for shit.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
April 16 2012 15:44 GMT
#3370
Never play ranked on the weekend if you're <1700 in my opinion, thats where the majority of the pubescent population lies I've noticed
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-16 17:47:16
April 16 2012 17:46 GMT
#3371
My god, leveling to thirty is a pain.

I've had three Ashe's disconnect after given first blood to the enemy team, two Shens that refused to use their ults to save me, and my teams have never called MIA despite my reminding them over and over to do so.

I'm losing all motivation to play this game, and I only have six levels left to go.

I think I'm stuck in hell whenever I play a game. I do top, mid, or jungle perfectly, and the other lanes just throw the game.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
April 16 2012 20:12 GMT
#3372
Playing with friends or some TL'ers from LiquidParty is your best bet for a decent casual normal game. Solo Q'ing normals is the mistake I made when I was low level such as yourself and is the reason why my win/lose rate is not as high as it should be :p
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
April 16 2012 20:25 GMT
#3373
On April 17 2012 05:12 MooMooMugi wrote:
Playing with friends or some TL'ers from LiquidParty is your best bet for a decent casual normal game. Solo Q'ing normals is the mistake I made when I was low level such as yourself and is the reason why my win/lose rate is not as high as it should be :p


there's no one who says anything on NA LiquidParty... like you have intermittent conversation by mistake

afkparty qq
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
April 16 2012 22:27 GMT
#3374
On April 17 2012 05:12 MooMooMugi wrote:
Playing with friends or some TL'ers from LiquidParty is your best bet for a decent casual normal game. Solo Q'ing normals is the mistake I made when I was low level such as yourself and is the reason why my win/lose rate is not as high as it should be :p



Can't say anything about Liquid Party chat members on NA, but for me as an EUW player the only source of decent players that make for good games sometimes (besides friends) are those in the Gentlemen's club chat (and even there you still have a bunch of really nice but also really bad players).

I already qqed a lot about this issue in this thread but it is what it is: playing without a full premade of well known players / friends using Team speak or similar is almost always going to be a game of (much) lower quality than playing as 5.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9795 Posts
April 16 2012 22:56 GMT
#3375
[image loading]
Typical day at liquidparty NA
boomer hands
lurked
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada918 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-17 00:29:05
April 17 2012 00:21 GMT
#3376
Ok, so I was jungle Olaf vs Shyvanna, so I asked top to check red, but he totally ignored me, and answered nothing. Then it obviously got stolen, and it put me in an extremely awkward situation, where I got to their red at the same time as Shyv, couldn't finish her because their mid came, and then it snowballed, and I was 2 lvls lower than Shyvanna(her being 8 when I got 6).

I then told people on my team that I would farm a bit to get back in levels, before to re-gank, as I was really underlvl, and right away, Graves started to insult in-game, saying I suck, and what not.

Post-game chat was really a work of art, though :
+ Show Spoiler +

MrSwisher: olaf is straight retard
MrSwisher: only reason we lost
Killnow: not the only reason
Killnow: your wu sucked dick
MrSwisher: lurked?
MrSwisher: go touch more kids you pedo
Dazzlar117: nah counter jungled olaf to hard
lurked: hahahaha
MrSwisher: ahaha
MrSwisher: lurked
MrSwisher: where you get that name
MrSwisher: haha
lurked: lol
MrSwisher: omg
MrSwisher: Name makes game
lurked: haha
lurked: you're amazing
lurked: I guess you're insecure RL
lurked: so you gotta insult ppl on LoL chat
lurked: but don't worry, I love you.
MrSwisher: ohh really
MrSwisher: you are so butthurt
lurked: you,re the butthurt here
lurked: i'm laughing my ass off
lurked: with friend on vent
lurked: seriously
MrSwisher: OK MAN HAVE A GREAT TIME
lurked: you are quite a phenomenon
MrSwisher: THANKS FOR INSULTING ME
lurked: ??? when did that happen? I never did.
MrSwisher: I LOVE YOU
lurked: hahaha
lurked: <3<3<3<3
MrSwisher: get some self respect
MrSwisher: haha
lurked: hahaha
lurked: dude


-

Also, 29minutes game = 145 cs graves, but he was really an amazing, amazing player, with no flaws, and it was 100% the jungler's fault we lost the game. -_-
Magic is "just" magic until I get my hands on the source code.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 17 2012 00:48 GMT
#3377
Fucking fuckity trash shit ISP that can maintain a healthy connection for more than a fucking week without some screw-up for at least an entire evening, get lost friggin' company, I have no problem at all for the whole evening and as soon as I enter a game I dc 4 minutes in and only manage to come back 25 minutes later, with a lowered Elo and a leave at my belt.
FUCKING TRASH ISP, goddamnit, that's not even an acceptable uptime! One evening out of seven ! And I had an interesting team comp and an easy lane for me to enjoy, damnit. Way to ruin the mood and make me angry before I go to sleep. Fuck this.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
April 17 2012 08:48 GMT
#3378
In a draft pick match, I was the last in my team to pick. I get asked by the captain what role and champion I'd prefer playing. I say I'd prefer ad bot, and I'd prefer cait. He bans cait.

Herp.
Hello
miicah
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia2470 Posts
April 17 2012 14:35 GMT
#3379
[image loading]

I don't even care that we won (mainly because it took 55mins) but that was the 'ad' carry I had to support.

Also mundo built 4 warmogs and farmed top and jungle all game. We took our first tower at 35mins. They took theirs at 30mins.

Was pretty close to bashing my head against the wall.
@miicah88
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 17 2012 14:49 GMT
#3380
welcome to kogmaw free week
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