Speaking of kog, my Kog build last game:

dorans -> dorans -> berserker greaves -> vamp scepter -> BF sword into IE -> BF sword into BT

~30:00 into the game, from completely out of nowhere:

Derpy McDerperson: kog build some fucken damage you ass face
Me: [image loading]

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

April 17 2012 19:16 GMT

#3384

HOLY SHIT how retarded can people be?

Duo queueing with a friend. lvl 2 skirmish happens in our jungle. Rambo Olaf and noob Kassain mid feed enemy Caitlyn 2 kills (after I retreat pinged like 12 times in a row) and blue buff - GG bot lane unwinnable now. I am 30-40 CS behind, but survive several Sion ganks (Cleanse OP) and farm up while mid top and jungle die rambolike over and over again.

I end the game with 2/1/1 (they end with 3/8 + 2/5 + 1/6 my support has 2/4) while total stats were 10/24 when all 4 of my mates surrender the game out of frustration because we've been arguing the whole time.

/all chat: "report nob botlan BG SHIT ASHE"
team chat: 3 reports from us we premade l2p fucker

To top it all off, they start typing in cyrillic (the ones russians use) letters in postgame chat.

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SERVER BASTARDS GO EU EAST AND PLAY WITH PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND!

Stereotypes & prejudice confirmed (once again), and a lesson learned: never ever play again with less than 2 friends, it's always advantageous to have the majority of your team on your side.

impirion

124 Posts

April 17 2012 19:23 GMT

#3385

On April 18 2012 02:46 BlasiuS wrote:
Speaking of kog, my Kog build last game:

dorans -> dorans -> berserker greaves -> vamp scepter -> BF sword into IE -> BF sword into BT

~30:00 into the game, from completely out of nowhere:

Derpy McDerperson: kog build some fucken damage you ass face
Me: [image loading]

To be fair to him, you have 0 atk speed so you might hit like a truck once you hit but you only hit once every second

BlasiuS

United States2405 Posts

April 17 2012 19:27 GMT

#3386

On April 18 2012 04:23 impirion wrote:

Show nested quote +

To be fair to him, you have 0 atk speed so you might hit like a truck once you hit but you only hit once every second

he was complaining that I wasn't building any attack damage items...when my 1st big item was IE, my 2nd big item was BT

edit: btw I had level 5 Q and berserker greaves, so that's 55% AS, not 0

NeedsmoreCELLTECH

Netherlands1242 Posts

April 17 2012 21:48 GMT

#3387

How on earth do people carry with duoQ. It's just not possible. Crushed every lane with a 1900elo smurf duo, every time the score is like 11-14 with us having 6/0. It's fking retarded. Back to nothing but soloQ it is.

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

April 17 2012 22:00 GMT

#3388

Its not exactly QQ, because it was more funny then sad. My normal elo seems to be so low that there are games where there is no jungle. our talon had to 1v2 against mundo and alistar, and the ali was zoning him. I took my blue as olaf, then wraiths, red, and came top. I took like 85% of alistars hp before he flashed and i had to switch to mundo, took 90% of his hp too, and then i died. Talon was 1 meter away(!) farming minions, he did not move, he used rake, and got double kill.

I asked him why he did not participate in the fight. "U NO PING, I NO FIGHT, NEXT TIME PING, OR DONT COME" Well, it was an easy decision.

Oh, he naturally built talon with tank items. those assasin skills with FM + randui + Frozen heart. <3

Alaric

France45622 Posts

April 17 2012 23:04 GMT

#3389

Spanish dude, duoQ, he can't speak a word of english, his buddy translates for him. He asks for Morgana, I let go of WW to give her to him. He doesn't answer when I ask if he has certains champs for me (to counter Riven, never had a problem against her as Olaf or Panth), then forces me to play Galio against her. Let's send Galio against the purest AD "bruiser" there is, that outscales him and whose mobility allows to dodge his skillshots easily. Yeah.
Then turns out he doesn't take my advice into account (he's against Viktor, which I now by experience is rough for Morgana as he outpushes and outranges her), can't hit a dawn Q (missed more than half), and forces me to commit to fight that get him killed, and me too as Galio can't run from Shyvana + red buff Riven.

Never again swapping for somebody like that, unless I know in advance they have a champ for me.
Worst thing is, the Riven was in my team just prior to a dodge before that game. And we had both a good line-up and good atmosphere.

Fuck that.
At least now I have some evidence to back up my claims that most Morgana "players" are bad, and that on top of it they barely play her with the bans so they can't compete.

Edit: for this second game, I tell Ahri Udyr's coming mid (I'm holding top after he got fb there), she doesn't move, gets killed easily.
A bit later, I tell her I'll give her blue, then ping it and ask her to push and come. She doesn't react at first, bleh. I continue hitting, ping more, tell her to come. She dives Ryze, fails, dies, ragequits. 8 minutes in. Thanks mate.

3rd one has an AP "support" Nunu that starts doran ring, I tell our jungler Xin. He comes to gank... from the lane. Results in a triple kill as red buff shyvana comes to help them. Bleh. Goes downhill with a suicidal Sined (despite his early lead on a very bad WW), a blamey Ezreal and Kennen that ends the game insulting people.

Ogww

Finland224 Posts

April 17 2012 23:27 GMT

#3390

I played rankeds drunk, not-so-serious and whatnot a lot and was in elohell, then took a break from LoL. Then I started watching some streams later, read some guides and now want to tryhard, but first gotta get out of elohell... Fuck this shit seriously, feels bad when you know how your team should play but people just keep doing random shit, throwing away won games with retarded engagements and so on -.- Tho if I can continue this and teams let me go ad carry, I might get out of this shit soon: http://aijaa.com/0094110026410

LightRailCoyote

United States982 Posts

April 17 2012 23:42 GMT

#3391

I am currently hemorrhaging elo.

Not really mad, just sad that things haven't gone my way in the grand scale of things. 4-10 or 5-10 in my last 15 games or so :/

HazMat

United States17077 Posts

April 18 2012 04:11 GMT

#3392

Anyone here ever play with chuntinsum? Never met a worse player, no idea how he stays at around 1800.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

April 18 2012 05:04 GMT

#3393

Sounds like a troll name to me

419

Russian Federation3631 Posts

April 18 2012 05:25 GMT

#3394

people just keep doing random shit, throwing away won games with retarded engagements and so on

sounds like something a drunk guy would do

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

April 18 2012 05:36 GMT

#3395

I hate the community for LoL SO MUCH.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

April 18 2012 05:39 GMT

#3396

On April 18 2012 14:36 Slaughter wrote:
I hate the community for LoL SO MUCH.

And we hate you too.

JK, please elaborate

bobbob

United States368 Posts

April 18 2012 09:01 GMT

#3397

Seems that whenever I face bad nonmeta teams in normals I automatically go into gamethrow mode. Seems fun.

koreasilver

9109 Posts

April 18 2012 15:37 GMT

#3398

My Irelia builds like this against a Renekton.

philo -> hog -> sheen

Obviously she gets wrecked and at 20 minutes she's lvl 8, 40cs to the Renekton's lvl 12, 90cs. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

April 18 2012 15:47 GMT

#3399

You can offer her build advice when you see shes beginning to build gp5 instead of armor, not everyone knows how to build properly -_--

koreasilver

9109 Posts

April 18 2012 17:06 GMT

#3400

I did. She replied with a "lol not, this build is good". I tried to explain that she will just keep dying to renekton and she replied, "no you don't get it noob".

So I just muted.