The Korean Man

On April 07 2009 17:10 erin[go]bragh wrote:
I lol'd.

You even let a woman run for president. Are you out of your minds?

On April 07 2009 17:38 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Can't even tell if he's serious. I think its highly offensive and totally unnessecary.

On April 07 2009 17:04 Klogon wrote:
So a friend of mine wanted me to post this here. He can't make a topic b/c of no ID yet, so I decided to just post it for him. Haha.

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Herro. My name is Park Ji Hoon Sun Yu Tae Bak. I am a Korean man. I am furry Korean but I have mastered engrish after studying you American men in America for severar years in a research project. Here are my resurts.

We Korean Men are superior to you firty disgusting American men. Our manhood shines brighter than you in almost every singre facet. This brings me to my first point. Notice I said "armost" every singre facet. We Korean Men actuarry have the humirity and serf respect to admit our fraws. We do not strut around acting rike we are kings of the worrd rike you American men. So, whire we do excerr above you in armost every singre aspect, we arso admit our fraws.

Number one(in korea we start at 0 rorfrfrfrf): you have a height advantage on us. Nothing to say to that. Number two: your penises are generarry bigger. But not as big as you'd think. The difference in average is quite big but the only reason why the average American mare is ranged so much bigger than the average Korean male is merery because African American mares are incruded in your averages. And because your penis is so rarge.. american penis rike giant erephant trunk. And yes I do know that African Americans are Americans but I'm only tarking about you White American mares here. The African Americans I have no quarms with because not only do they keep to themselves in their own country, but they make damn good rap music. A great stress rereiver is thugging it out to rap music in the dairy traffic jams in my KIA on the streets of Kang-nam. And frankry about the penis size thing, even if you guys are bigger; we are smarrer, harder, and can fuck eight times in a row rike rabbits with tiny penises. You invest all this time and money into a beautiful white women who actuarry have shape and boobs, farr in rove, only to end up dumped by them because you can't satisfy them. Not us Korean men though. We fuck our ugry subservient asian woman so many times that it's impossibre they are not satisfied. And even if they aren't atreast we never ret them reave the house or make any decisions so they are forced to stay with us.

We Korean men are better than you. We are much more hard working and dirigent in the raundromat and cigar shop. We show up to work earry and reave rate arways spiffy top to bottom in a suit and tie or pajamas. We work great in teams (because we have uh hive mind). We can estabrish physicar contact with another male for whatever non-homosexual reason without feering arr insecure about ourselves and questioning our manhood(rike the picshuh of two korean progamer embracing in showah, totarry fine). We can even sreep in the same bed with another man sharing the same branket. We sometimes even have anar sex with othuh man, totarry fine? No dishonor famiry if not rike when doing it. We are more confident than you. We can go to saunas together and wark around in a communar bath house together naked with our ferrow man with no problems at arr. Why can't you American men? You not rike naked men? You no rike smarr penis fropping? Perhaps because your pee-pee actually isn't as big as you'd rike peopre to think it is? We share foods. We can eat food from eachothers' plates and spoon soup out of the same bowr doubre dipping with our spoons with no fear of contracting diseases rike you American men have. We can digest the spiciest foods no probrem without getting diahrrea due to our diet of kimchi and healthy spicy soups. Our hearthy baranced diets make our body odor non-existent unlike you big hairy smelly American men. Our sweat glands are not over-developed and our pare-yerrow skin keeps our body temperature at a cool rever without having to drip out seven gallons of salty gross smerry sweat (except japanese men, they sweat more than anyone). Arr of our Korean men are educated werr in arr subjects and are superior at math and driving. We actuarry take time to rearn other ranguages. You American men are arr idiots and I'd like to see you speak any Korean let alone name all 50 of your own states. We arr have 2 years training in the Army. You are arr fat razy srobs. We respect our erders and support those younger than us with our heart-fert Hyung-Dongseng rerationships(again being gay is ok). You tark down to the erderry as if they don't exist and mock those younger than you. Our structured society keeps us out of fights and there are no guns and violence(except the ones aimed at the faggot north koreans who can fucking die in a river of dog urine and mother fuck faggot fuck shit hate eat japan you fuck shit cock ass pee-pee assasspussyhairsweat). You American men are so insecure that you get in bar fights arr the time just because some guy was staring at your girrfriend and saying arr "oh hey, hey there fancy girr with big purse and shiney shoe... want me penis? Oh hey want to touch me penis?" Hey idiots, if guys are staring at your girrfriend it means shes hot. Be proud of yourself and bask in the moment. Do not get in a fight against three guys for no reason just to get two brack eyes and your ass beat. No wonder why your women always reave you they no want brack eye men. They want sranty eyed men with shiney penis.

Speaking of women our woman are the most beautifur in the world. Our woman stay in tip top shape and have srender sexy bodies due to marnourishment and rack of sociar respect meanwhire your women are all fat disgusting cows (except the hot women I previousrly generarized them arr to be) that for some reason berieve it's okay to ret their fat stomachs sag out of their too tight t-shirts. You may try to mock our woman's teeth or lack of breasts but theres nothing a good orthodontist or a good plastic surgeon can't fix, and we got prenty of them as modern Korean prastic surgery is the best in the world. Our beautifur woman stay to themserves and do not waste their time associating with fat ugry girrs that are merery there to boost their own serf esteem and cock brock. Our woman are beautifur, smart, confident, and they know it enough to not need some overgrown frog tell them "Wow you rook gorgeous today." You are arr so pathetic that you've actuarry ret your country sink to a rever where your bovine women have equar or dominating power in rerationships. We know how to train our women. Our woman wirr cook amazing dinners and crean rigorousry day in and day out without demands. There are no stay at home dads in Korea, we are not pussies. We are the man in the rerationship, we make the money, and we get the services that we deserve. Your women force you to cook mears for them because it's "your turn," or do the dishes because it's "onry fair." Our woman yerr at us to "STOP THAT" when we attempt to herp with the crean up process. Your women make you wait ages before the first ray, then they make you the bitch of the rerationship, then they cheat on you, then they reave you, and whire they do that they take half your money! You even ret a woman run for president. Are you out of your minds?

We are better than you. You arr think you are better than us. But you're dead wrong. Just rike you're dead wrong when you think Korean men can't drink. Let me inform you the Korean men that can't drink are Korean men that went to America at an early age forced by some mentarry affricted parents and grew up there. The rack of kimchi and infrux of self-destructive American principles makes them weak in every way, incruding arcohor. They are traitors and they are weak. They are not Korean men. A rear Korean man is a true warrior when drinking. Never back down and never reave a man behind. If one of us drinks arr of us drink. Meanwhile you guys run around at a party after three shots saying "Damn dude, I'm SO buzzed!" No. You're not buzzed. You're American. Just as I hawk roogies arr the time in public and spit them on the street, I spit on you, American man.

arr this I say in honor of me famiry

On April 07 2009 18:00 Licmyobelisk wrote:
@ incontrol

hahaha, I just love the stereotypical asian accent..

Btw American Men, you guys should eat Balut... Real Food for real men!

NFSW
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On April 07 2009 18:17 Butigroove wrote:

ive eaten balut
and black dog

(I live in Hawaii, and have dated several filipinas.. if there is a sure way to a filipino families heart, its a skinny white boy eating black dog haha)

On April 07 2009 18:21 Licmyobelisk wrote:


Can you elaborate what a "Black Dog" is? Sorry Haven't heard of that recipe but I sure love dogs too much that I can't eat it. (even if most Filipino men eat dog when drinking liquor) =(

Drawn Together = everyone there is stereotypical

Matter of Taste
By Matthew Sutherland

I have now been in this country for over six years, and considermyself in
most respects well assimilated. However, there is one keystep on the road
to full assimilation, which I have yet to take,and that's to eat BALUT.
The day any of you sees me eating balut, please call immigration and ask
them to issue me a Filipino passport. Because at thatpointthere will be no
turning back. BALUT, for those still blissfully ignorant non-Pinoys out
there,is a fertilized duck egg. It is commonly sold with salt in a piece of
newspaper, much likeEnglish fish and chips, by street vendors usually after
dark,presumably so you can't see how gross it is.
It's meant to be an aphrodisiac, although I can't imagine anything more
likely to dispel sexual desire than crunching on a partially formed baby
duck swimming in noxious fluid. The embryo in the egg comes in varying
stages of development, but basically it is not considered macho to eat one
without fully discernable feathers, beak, and claws. Some say these
crunchy bits are the best. Others prefer just to drink the so-called
'soup', the vile, pungent liquid that surrounds the aforementioned feathery
fetus...excuse me; Ihave to go and throw up now. I'll be back in a
minute.
Food dominates the life of the Filipino. People here just love to eat.
They eat at least eight times a day. These eight official meals are called,
in order: breakfast, snacks, lunch, merienda, meriendaceyna, dinner,
bedtime snacks and no one saw me take that cookie from-the-fridge-
so-it-doesn' t-count.
The short gaps in between these mealtimes are spent eating Sky Flakes from
the open packet that sits on every desktop. You're never far from food in
the Philippines. If you doubt this, next time you're driving home from
work, try this game. See how long you can drive without seeing food and I
don't mean a distant restaurant, or a picture of food. I mean a man on the
sidewalk frying fish balls,or a man walking through the traffic selling
nuts or candy. I bet it's less than one minute.
Here are some other things I've noticed about food in the Philippines:
Firstly, a meal is not a meal without rice - even breakfast. In the UK, I
could go a whole year without eating rice.. Second, it's impossible to
drink without eating. A bottle of San Miguel justisn't the same without
gambas or beef tapa. Third, no one ventures more than two paces from their
house without baon (food in smallcontainer) and a container of something
cold to drink. You mightas well ask a Filipino to leave home without his
pants on. Andlastly, where I come from, you eat with a knife and fork.
Here, you eatwith a spoon and fork. You try eating rice swimming in fish
sauce witha knife.
One really nice thing about Filipino food culture is that people always ask
you to SHARE their food. In my office, if you catch anyone attacking their
baon, they will always go, "Sir! KAIN TAYO!"("Let's eat!").
This confused me, until I realized that they didn't actually expect me to
sit down and start munching on their boneless bangus. In fact, the polite
response issomething like, "No thanks, I just ate." But the principle
issound - if you have food on your plate, you are expected to share
it,however hungry you are, with those who may be even hungrier. I
thinkthat's great!
In fact, this is frequently even taken one step further. Many Filipinos use
"Have you eaten yet?" ("KUMAIN KA NA?") as a general greeting, irrespective
of time of day or location.
Some foreigners think Filipino food is fairly dull compared toother Asian
cuisines. Actually lots of it is very good: Spicy dishes like Bicol
Express (strange, a dish named after a train); anything cooked with coconut
milk; anything KINILAW; and anything ADOBO.. And it's hard to beat the
sheer wanton, cholesterolic frenzy of a good old-fashionedLECHON de leche
(roast pig) feast. Dig a pit, light a fire, add 50pounds of animal fat on
a stick, and cook until crisp. Mmm, mmm.... you can actually feel your
arteries constricting with eachsuccessive mouthful.
I also share one key Pinoy trait --- a sweet tooth.. I am thus the only
foreigner I know who does not complain about sweet bread, sweet burgers,
sweet spaghetti, sweet banana ketchup, and so on. I am aman who likes to
put jam on his pizza. Try it!
It's the weird food you want to avoid. In addition to duck fetus inthe
half-shell, items to avoid in the Philippines include pig's blood soup
(DINUGUAN); bull's testicle soup, the strangely-named "SOUP NUMBER FIVE" (I
dread to think what numbers one through four are); and the ubiquitous,
stinky shrimp paste, BAGOONG, and it's equally stinky sister, PATIS.
Filipinos are so addicted to these latter items that they will even risk
arrest or deportation trying to smuggle them into countries like Australia
and the USA, which wisely ban the importation of itemsyou can smell from
more than 100 paces.
Then there's the small matter of the purple ice cream. I havenever been
able to get my brain around eating purple food; theubiquitous UBE leaves me
cold.
And lastly on the subject of weird food, beware: that KALDERETANG KAMBING
(goat) could well be KALDERETANG ASO (dog)...
The Filipino, of course, has a well -developed sense of food.
Here's a typical Pinoy food joke: "I'm on a seafood diet.
"What's a seafood diet?" "When I see food, I eat it!"
Filipinos also eat strange bits of animals --- the feet, the head, the
guts, etc., usually barbecued on a stick. These have been given witty
names, like "ADIDAS" (chicken's feet); "KURBATA" (either just chicken's
neck, or"neck and thigh" as in "neck-tie"); "WALKMAN" (pigs ears); "PAL"
(chicken wings); "HELMET" (chicken head); "IUD" (chickenintestines), and
BETAMAX" (video-cassette- like blocks of animal blood). Yum,yum.. Bon
appetit.
WHEN I arrived in the Philippines from the UK six years ago, one of the
first cultural differences to strike me was names. The subject has provided
a continuing source of amazement and amusement ever since. The first
unusual thing, from an English perspective, is that everyone here has a
nickname. In the staid and boring UnitedKingdom, we havenicknames in
kindergarten, but when we move into adulthood wetend, I am glad to say, to
lose them.
The second thing that struck me is that Philippine names for bothgirls and
boys tend to be what we in the UK would regard asoverbearingly cutesy for
anyone over about five. Fifty-five-year- olds colleague put it.
Where I come from, a boy with a nickname like Boy Blue or HoneyBoy would be
beaten to death at school by pre-adolescent bullies, andnever make it to
adulthood. So, probably, would girls with nameslike Babes, Lovely,
Precious, Peachy or Apples. Yuk, ech ech. Here, however, no one bats an
eyelid.
Then I noticed how many people have what I have come to call "door-bell
names". These are nicknames that sound like -well, doorbells. There are
millions of them. Bing, Bong, Ding, and Dong are some of the more common.
They can be, andfrequently are, used in even more door-bell-like
combinations such as Bing-Bong, Ding-Dong, Ting-Ting, and so on. Even our
newly appointed chief of police has a doorbell name Ping. None of these
doorbell names exist where I come from, and hence sound unusually amusing
to my untutored foreign ear.
Someone once told me that one of the Bings, when asked why he was called
Bing, replied, "because my brother is called Bong". Faultless logic.
Dong, of course, is a particularly funny one for me, as wherecome from
"dong" is a slang word for well; perhaps "talong" is the best Tagalog
equivalent!! !
Repeating names was another novelty to me, having never before encountered
people with names like Len-Len, Let-Let, Mai-Mai, or Ning-Ning. The
secretary I inherited on my arrival had an unusual one: Leck-Leck. Such
names are then frequently further refined by using the "squared" symbol, as
in Len2 or Mai2.. This had me veryconfused for a while.
Then there is the trend for parents to stick to a theme when naming their
children. This can be as simple as making them all begin with the same
letter, as in Jun, Jimmy, Janice, and Joy.
More imaginative parents shoot for more sophisticated forms of assonance or
rhyme, as in Biboy, Boboy, Buboy, Baboy (notice the names get worse the
more kids there are-best to be born early or you could end up being a
Baboy).
Even better, parents can create whole families of, say, desserts (Apple
Pie, Cherry Pie, Honey Pie) or flowers (Rose, Daffodil,Tulip). The main
advantage of such combinations is that they look great painted across your
trunk if you're a cab driver.
That's another thing I'd never seen before coming to Manila --taxis with
the driver's kids' names on the trunk.
Another whole eye-opening field for the foreign visitor is the phenomenon
of the "composite" name. This includesnames like Jejomar (for Jesus, Joseph
and Mary), and the remarkable Luzviminda (for Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao,
believe it or not). That's a bit like me being called something like
"Engscowani" (for England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland). Between
you and me, I'm glad I'm not.
And how could I forget to mention the fabulous concept of the randomly
inserted letter 'h'. Quite what this device is supposed to achieve, I have
not yet figured out, but Ithink it is designed to give a touch of class to
an otherwise only averagely weird name. It results in creations like Jhun,
Lhenn, Ghemma, and Jhimmy. Orhow about Jhun-Jhun (Jhun2)?
How boring to come from a country like the UK full of people with names
like John Smith. How wonderful to come from a country where imagination
andexoticism rule the world of names.
Even the towns here have weird names; my favorite is theunbelievably named
town of Sexmoan (ironically close to Olongapo and Angeles). Where else in
theworld could that really be true?
Where else in the world could the head of the Church really becalled
Cardinal Sin?
Where else but the Philippines!
Note: Philippines has a senator named Joker, and it is his legal name.

On April 07 2009 17:21 Hot_Bid wrote:
i am pretty sure this is a humor article, people please stop taking it seriously -_-

On April 07 2009 17:04 Klogon wrote:
So a friend of mine wanted me to post this here. He can't make a topic b/c of no ID yet, so I decided to just post it for him. Haha.

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Hello. My name is Park Ji Hoon. I am a Korean man. I am fully Korean but I have mastered english after studying you American men in America for several years in a research project. Here are my results.

We Korean Men are superior to you filty disgusting American men. Our manhood shines brighter than you in almost every single facet. This brings me to my first point. Notice I said "almost" every single facet. We Korean Men actually have the humility and self respect to admit our flaws. We do not strut around acting like we are kings of the world like you American men. So, while we do excell above you in almost every single aspect, we also admit our flaws.

Number one: you have a height advantage on us. Nothing to say to that. Number two: your penises are generally bigger. But not as big as you'd think. The difference in average is quite big but the only reason why the average American male is ranged so much bigger than the average Korean male is merely because African American males are included in your averages. And yes I do know that African Americans are Americans but I'm only talking about you White American males here. The African Americans I have no qualms with because not only do they keep to themselves in their own country, but they make damn good rap music. A great stress releiver is thugging it out to rap music in the daily traffic jams in my KIA on the streets of Kang-nam. And frankly about the penis size thing, even if you guys are bigger; we are smaller, harder, and can fuck eight times in a row like rabbits. You invest all this time and money into a beautiful woman, fall in love, only to end up dumped by them because you can't satisfy them. Not us Korean men though. We fuck them so many times that it's impossible they are not satisfied. And even if they aren't atleast they'll be too sore to even think about wanting to go out and find another man. So wait does number two even count as a flaw?

We Korean men are better than you. We are much more hard working and diligent. We show up to work early and leave late always spiffy top to bottom in a suit and tie. We work great in teams. We can establish physical contact with another male for whatever non-homosexual reason without feeling all insecure about ourselves and questioning our manhood. We can even sleep in the same bed with another man sharing the same blanket. We are more confident than you. We can go to saunas together and walk around in a communal bath house together naked with our fellow man with no problems at all. Why can't you American men? Perhaps because your pee-pee actually isn't as big as you'd like people to think it is? We share foods. We can eat food from eachothers' plates and spoon soup out of the same bowl double dipping with our spoons with no fear of contracting diseases like you American men have. We can digest the spiciest foods no problem without getting diahrrea due to our diet of kimchi and healthy spicy soups. Our healthy balanced diets make our body odor non-existent unlike you big hairy smelly American men. Our sweat glands are not over-developed and our pale-yellow skin keeps our body temperature at a cool level without having to drip out seven gallons of salty gross smelly sweat. All of our Korean men are educated well in all subjects and are superior at math. We actually take time to learn other languages. You American men are all idiots and I'd like to see you speak any Korean let alone name all 50 of your own states. We all have 2 years training in the Army. You are all fat lazy slobs. We respect our elders and support those younger than us with our heart-felt Hyung-Dongseng relationships. You talk down to the elderly as if they don't exist and mock those younger than you. Our structured society keeps us out of fights and there are no guns and violence. You American men are so insecure that you get in bar fights all the time just because some guy was staring at your girlfriend. Hey idiots, if guys are staring at your girlfriend it means shes hot. Be proud of yourself and bask in the moment. Do not get in a fight against three guys for no reason just to get two black eyes and your ass beat. No wonder why your women always leave you, hahaha.

Speaking of women our women are the most beautiful in the world. Our women stay in tip top shape and have slender sexy bodies meanwhile your women are all fat disgusting cows that for some reason believe it's okay to let their fat stomachs sag out of their too tight t-shirts. You may try to mock our women's teeth or lack of breasts but theres nothing a good orthodontist or a good plastic surgeon can't fix, and we got plenty of them as modern Korean plastic surgery is the best in the world. Our beautiful women stay to themselves and do not waste their time associating with fat ugly girls that are merely there to boost their own self esteem and cock block. Our women are beautiful, smart, confident, and they know it enough to not need some overgrown frog tell them "Wow you look gorgeous today." You are all so pathetic that you've actually let your country sink to a level where your bovine women have equal or dominating power in relationships. We know how to train our women. Our women will cook amazing dinners and clean rigorously day in and day out without demands. There are no stay at home dads in Korea, we are not pussies. We are the man in the relationship, we make the money, and we get the services that we deserve. Your women force you to cook meals for them because it's "your turn," or do the dishes because it's "only fair." Our women yell at us to "STOP THAT" when we attempt to help with the clean up process. Your women make you wait ages before the first lay, then they make you the bitch of the relationship, then they cheat on you, then they leave you, and while they do that they take half your money! You even let a woman run for president. Are you out of your minds?

We are better than you. You all think you are better than us. But you're dead wrong. Just like you're dead wrong when you think Korean men can't drink. Let me inform you the Korean men that can't drink are Korean men that went to America at an early age forced by some mentally afflicted parents and grew up there. The lack of kimchi and influx of self-destructive American principles makes them weak in every way, including alcohol. They are traitors and they are weak. They are not Korean men. A real Korean man is a true warrior when drinking. Never back down and never leave a man behind. If one of us drinks all of us drink. Meanwhile you guys run around at a party after three shots saying "Damn dude, I'm SO buzzed!" No. You're not buzzed. You're American. Just as I hawk loogies all the time in public and spit them on the street, I spit on you, American man.

On April 07 2009 20:01 Loanshark wrote:
This is true. Really, this reflects some social problems that America has.

On April 07 2009 20:24 floor exercise wrote:
Klogon's friend would have posted this himself but he died shortly after writing it from fan death in an attempt to cool off

On April 07 2009 20:24 floor exercise wrote:
Klogon's friend would have posted this himself but he died shortly after writing it from fan death in an attempt to cool off

On April 07 2009 17:10 Loptimist wrote:
Korean girls are HOT.

That's so true!

On April 07 2009 20:01 Loanshark wrote:
This is true. Really, this reflects some social problems that America has.

On April 07 2009 17:04 Klogon wrote:
We know how to train our women. Our women will cook amazing dinners and clean rigorously day in and day out without demands. There are no stay at home dads in Korea, we are not pussies. We are the man in the relationship, we make the money, and we get the services that we deserve. Your women force you to cook meals for them because it's "your turn," or do the dishes because it's "only fair." Our women yell at us to "STOP THAT" when we attempt to help with the clean up process. Your women make you wait ages before the first lay, then they make you the bitch of the relationship, then they cheat on you, then they leave you, and while they do that they take half your money! You even let a woman run for president. Are you out of your minds?

On April 07 2009 22:20 BAEZZl wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

On April 07 2009 17:13 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
Bullshit, chinese men get the most pussy. just look at their population size. India ain't got shit on a country with 200 million more people and a 1 child per couple policy in effect :D

Korea's got nothing to say to that shit

On April 07 2009 22:19 MuR)Ernu wrote:
It would be 1/10 but it actually seemed to succesfully troll some people, which made it better

On April 07 2009 22:47 HamerD wrote:


trolling is when something is intentionally outrageously stupid/ absurdly insulting to the point of ridiculousness, and people get carried along by the ride. This is just standard racism, not to mention whatever credibility this might have as a 'joke' went out the window when people startded to SUPPORT the 'joke's argument.

By your retarded yardstick, if I made a post saying 'I hate all n*ggers because they eat watermelon all day and life off welfare'; then anyone who responded negatively would have been 'successfully trolled', GO ME! eh?

On April 07 2009 22:47 HamerD wrote:


trolling is when something is intentionally outrageously stupid/ absurdly insulting to the point of ridiculousness, and people get carried along by the ride. This is just standard racism, not to mention whatever credibility this might have as a 'joke' went out the window when people startded to SUPPORT the 'joke's argument.

By your retarded yardstick, if I made a post saying 'I hate all n*ggers because they eat watermelon all day and life off welfare'; then anyone who responded negatively would have been 'successfully trolled', GO ME! eh?

On April 07 2009 23:33 Flaccid wrote:
Isn't Korean Man a bit of an oxymoron?

On April 07 2009 23:43 lakrismamma wrote:
I thought it was funny and Im surpriced that the rest of TL is so stale.

Isn't Korean Man a bit of an oxymoron?

On April 07 2009 23:32 ydg wrote:
It's funny if you're not a white male, I suppose

On April 07 2009 23:01 nAejeOn123 wrote:
An entire paragraph of why a small korean penis is good. Im guessing he has a small one and is trying to boost his self esteem. Yea, koreans fuk like bunnies but thats because the government limits the amount of girls they can fuck so when they can fuck they take advantage of it. And the girls dont change guys because all the guys look the same, once they've been with them all. Mostly look like firebathero with buckteeth.

And the only reason Korean Men > USA Men in sc is because people in USA grow up training to become a neuro surgeon, while these small penis koreans are in there bedrooms training for sc. Basicly its a cultural difference, more Koreans play Brood War then USA.

On April 07 2009 23:49 StrikeFLOW wrote:
I was expecting the perennial rhetorical shift, becoming an article about how Koreans are not really men at all.

I was disappointed.

On April 08 2009 00:28 ItchReliever wrote:
this shit is like facebook groups that say how asian men are better because they get good grades and are mr nice guys

On April 08 2009 00:32 Hot_Bid wrote:

how is this the same as that? please explain

March 27th, 2009
The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.


As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.

Chip Tsao is a best-selling author and columnist. A former reporter for the BBC, his columns have also appeared in Apple Daily, Next Magazine and CUP Magazine, among others.

On April 08 2009 00:41 Licmyobelisk wrote:


Man, only a few of us would really know that this is just a non offensive joke...

Here, you guys if you wanna see an panty-in-a-bunch kind of racism try reading this wall of text..
+ Show Spoiler +

Sorry if this is the second time I actually put another wall of text.

Edit: LOL there is an oxymoron in his writing.. hahahahaha

On April 08 2009 00:57 Luddite wrote:
I, for one, welcome our new Korean overlords.

On April 07 2009 22:47 HamerD wrote:


trolling is when something is intentionally outrageously stupid/ absurdly insulting to the point of ridiculousness, and people get carried along by the ride. This is just standard racism, not to mention whatever credibility this might have as a 'joke' went out the window when people startded to SUPPORT the 'joke's argument.

By your retarded yardstick, if I made a post saying 'I hate all n*ggers because they eat watermelon all day and life off welfare'; then anyone who responded negatively would have been 'successfully trolled', GO ME! eh?

On April 08 2009 00:22 Rekrul wrote:ur right i considered and totally should have taken that angle, fwiw 0 revision just pumped it out cuz i was bored and i knew it wasn't as good as it could be

next step: get it translated to korean and post it on korean forums and see what happens

LOL

fuck i'm gunna revise it a little to offend english teachers and post it on the biggest english teacher forum too OMG LOL

On April 07 2009 23:01 nAejeOn123 wrote:
An entire paragraph of why a small korean penis is good. Im guessing he has a small one and is trying to boost his self esteem. Yea, koreans fuk like bunnies but thats because the government limits the amount of girls they can fuck so when they can fuck they take advantage of it. And the girls dont change guys because all the guys look the same, once they've been with them all. Mostly look like firebathero with buckteeth.

And the only reason Korean Men > USA Men in sc is because people in USA grow up training to become a neuro surgeon, while these small penis koreans are in there bedrooms training for sc. Basicly its a cultural difference, more Koreans play Brood War then USA.

On April 08 2009 01:08 Fontong wrote:

the hong kong chinese i know living in hong kong hate communism and china :O

my uncle regularly talks about how he's glad he will be dead before hong kong stops being an SAR

Korean plastic surgery is the best in the world

On April 07 2009 22:20 BAEZZl wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

On April 07 2009 22:23 RadiveI wrote:

There have been other instances in the past where TL has done typical TL things to insult Korean Men, just so you know. More than once, even.

Perhaps Korean Men are just fed up with TL, considering the amount of effort he puts into helping people out, and the attitude they take towards things.

SC2GG loves Korean Men, all SC2GG people love Korean Men, always forever!

On April 08 2009 01:36 yooh wrote:



totally agreed.
theres a HUGEE difference in HKs and mainland chinese.

On April 08 2009 03:45 EpicFail wrote:
Well he is right on one point tought, americain beer is so weak compared to the other country beer like canada, germany etc. God i hope they can do something about it one day. But still this thread was funny and made me laught (I want to be korean!!! lol)

On April 08 2009 05:12 HonestTea wrote:
There are perhaps three people who posted in this thread who know what the OP is talking about.

On April 08 2009 05:15 zizou21 wrote:


please, please divulge the funny. im not offended (im not even american) but i just dont get it i guess? the problem is if it was written in an unprovocative manner, i'd prob agree on all counts LOL

On April 07 2009 17:13 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
Bullshit, chinese men get the most pussy. just look at their population size. India ain't got shit on a country with 200 million more people and a 1 child per couple policy in effect :D

Korea's got nothing to say to that shit

On April 08 2009 05:46 TanGeng wrote:
OP pokes fun at both Korean and American men. But it's stupid, unoriginal, and pretty much the same BS over and over again. Yet, some people find it funny. Unbelievable.

On April 08 2009 05:46 TanGeng wrote:
OP pokes fun at both Korean and American men. But it's stupid, unoriginal, and pretty much the same BS over and over again. Yet, some people find it funny. Unbelievable.

On April 08 2009 02:11 gedanbarai wrote:
grab any baby, put it in

On April 08 2009 06:04 koreasilver wrote:

It's a satire. The joke's on you for not realizing that.

On April 08 2009 05:15 zizou21 wrote:


please, please divulge the funny. im not offended (im not even american) but i just dont get it i guess? the problem is that if it was written in an unprovocative manner, i'd prob agree on all counts LOL

On April 08 2009 05:12 randomKo_Orean wrote:


You are a fucking moron. You missed the entire point of the article.

On April 08 2009 02:11 gedanbarai wrote:
its all about culture, not race. grab any baby, put it in any culture, don't matter the color or race, you get an individual that represents that culture after a few years

On April 08 2009 09:24 HamerD wrote:
I'm pretty sure if I wrote a piece like this about East Asian people... complaining about + Show Spoiler + I would get temp banned for at least 2 days. L-a-m-e

On April 08 2009 09:41 koreasilver wrote:
You completely misunderstood it, and your post shows excessive generalizations and person opinions.

The difference being that you're being serious while the OP was a satire.

On April 08 2009 09:41 koreasilver wrote:

You completely misunderstood it, and your post shows excessive generalizations and person opinions.

The difference being that you're being serious while the OP was a satire.

On April 08 2009 09:41 koreasilver wrote:

You completely misunderstood it, and your post shows excessive generalizations and person opinions.

The difference being that you're being serious while the OP was a satire.

On April 08 2009 09:24 HamerD wrote:
I'm pretty sure if I wrote a piece like this about East Asian people... complaining about + Show Spoiler + I would get temp banned for at least 2 days. L-a-m-e

On April 08 2009 11:07 kefkalives wrote:
2 films...

Wow! What a gigantic contribuition to cinema.

On April 08 2009 09:24 HamerD wrote:
I'm pretty sure if I wrote a piece like this about East Asian people... complaining about + Show Spoiler + I would get temp banned for at least 2 days. L-a-m-e

On April 08 2009 10:59 AzureEye wrote:



Are you kidding? Lack of creativity? Some of the most intriguing ideas (bad or good) come from Japanese writers and film makers. Who made Battle Royale? Who made the film Old Boy? See my point?

And last time I checked, anime freaks consists of both Americans and Japanese, I know lots of American kids in my college foreign language class who are into Anime porn and obsessed with Anime

I won't get into every piece of detail but most of your points come from your view influenced by the general Western media where they portray every Asian male as nerdy, martial artist, or wife-beating villian

On April 08 2009 09:29 1tym wrote:


It's partially true, and partially untrue. If you're of a specific race in appearance, then you carry that on your shoulder to a certain extent. The race does have a direct and indirect impact on the way you think and act regardless of culture. For example, you see a random guy of oriental traits who is a 3rd generation US born citizen walking down the street, he instantly becomes 'that Asian guy' to someone who doesn't know him personally. You see a guy of western traits selling hot dog on the street of Seoul who is a 2nd generation Korean from the Korean war era, the first words of people who approach him would be 'hello' not 'Annyunghaseyo'. This is only a minor example but there are hundreds other scenarios as to why you're never entirely separated from your race.

On April 07 2009 17:04 Klogon wrote:
The African Americans I have no qualms with because not only do they keep to themselves in their own country, but they make damn good rap music.

On April 08 2009 13:33 Rekrul wrote:
i win life

On April 08 2009 10:30 TanGeng wrote:


Wow. Repeating your stupid refrain again. The satire is LAME. It's not funny.
OP took one stupid idea - A Korean man bragging about his cultural superiority - and beat the horse to death. By third paragraph, the rant was as satirical as HamerD's little example.

On April 08 2009 13:45 ghostWriter wrote:


Why? Was it actually you who wrote this?

On April 08 2009 05:20 zizou21 wrote:
baal how did you make it to 10,000 posts?

On April 08 2009 10:30 TanGeng wrote:


Wow. Repeating your stupid refrain again. The satire is LAME. It's not funny.
OP took one stupid idea - A Korean man bragging about his cultural superiority - and beat the horse to death. By third paragraph, the rant was as satirical as HamerD's little example.

On April 08 2009 14:03 Rekrul wrote:


why beat a horse if you're not gunna kill it?

On April 08 2009 14:08 koreasilver wrote:
The absolute absurdity of the whole thing is the entire point of it.

On April 08 2009 14:10 OreoBoi wrote:


Well, obviously the American's feel that they are "superior" to people in asian countries, who according to them "eat anything that moves lolololololol".
So they only beat the horse and then they can say "Those countries are horrible! They kill animals and eat them! We are so much better, we don't kill animals"

p.s. I know that this doesn't make any sense but I'm sleepy

On April 08 2009 15:29 Wasabi wrote:


Blacks in general

On April 08 2009 17:28 Nyovne wrote:
OOONNEEEE SHOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

-Sunmoon "dirty Harry" WCG Cologne 2008 before puking all over the outside of my car

On April 08 2009 15:18 D10 wrote:
Brasil > all of you for 1 single reason.

We are pacifists, it doesnt matter how shitty things get, we always preffer to go to the beach and fuck some bitch,

On April 08 2009 20:05 HamerD wrote:
WTF. If rekrul wrote that, WHY IS IT A GOOD TROLL?!

He would have gotten the same reaction if he wrote stuff about

+ Show Spoiler +

you can't just spew racism, pretending to be a different race, then say LOL I'm not actually that race wow you have been trolled SO hard because you expressed distaste at my (crap and uninventive) joke!

Just because you get a reaction from people means nothing. You can get a reaction for almost anything you say when you have a high post count. By doing something like this you are getting a few WEAK laughs from a few people with WEAK senses of humour; but in exchange for that antagonizing a lot of people needlessly. Trolls have to be MUCH more creative and funny. There have been a lot of good trolls on this website and this is the weakest I've seen by far.

PS if you just look at the fucking amount of asians who have said things like 'true' to this OP, and whities that have been like 'fuck off you asians' basically...it just divides communities needlessly no matter how intentionally unserious- when it's less funny than a funeral for your mother, the gap is going to be filled by the political racism which plays on peoples' tribalism and insecurity.

On April 08 2009 20:18 baal wrote:


thanks for the censorship...

when you type N*ggers instead of Niggers it totally takes away any hurtful connotation in the world, thank god you did it!

Because we all know its not the context what makes a word an insult, its the word itself -_-

On April 08 2009 20:18 baal wrote:


thanks for the censorship...

when you type N*ggers instead of Niggers it totally takes away any hurtful connotation in the world, thank god you did it!

Because we all know its not the context what makes a word an insult, its the word itself -_-

On April 08 2009 18:37 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I wrote a poem

satire, somewhat funny, somewhat true.
If you take it serious, lol @ you.

On April 08 2009 20:05 HamerD wrote:
WTF. If rekrul wrote that, WHY IS IT A GOOD TROLL?!

He would have gotten the same reaction if he wrote stuff about

+ Show Spoiler +

you can't just spew racism, pretending to be a different race, then say LOL I'm not actually that race wow you have been trolled SO hard because you expressed distaste at my (crap and uninventive) joke!

Just because you get a reaction from people means nothing. You can get a reaction for almost anything you say when you have a high post count. By doing something like this you are getting a few WEAK laughs from a few people with WEAK senses of humour; but in exchange for that antagonizing a lot of people needlessly. Trolls have to be MUCH more creative and funny. There have been a lot of good trolls on this website and this is the weakest I've seen by far.

PS if you just look at the fucking amount of asians who have said things like 'true' to this OP, and whities that have been like 'fuck off you asians' basically...it just divides communities needlessly no matter how intentionally unserious- when it's less funny than a funeral for your mother, the gap is going to be filled by the political racism which plays on peoples' tribalism and insecurity.

On April 08 2009 14:03 Rekrul wrote:
why beat a horse if you're not gunna kill it?

On April 09 2009 00:07 ghostWriter wrote:
Stereotypes exist because they tend to hold true for many people. The problem comes when you attribute those characteristics to every person within a group without taking into account their individuality. Many stereotypes have a basis in reality, it's just that they tend to be somewhat exaggerated and embellished.

On April 08 2009 20:08 lOvOlUNiMEDiA wrote:


Sweet, if your really a pacifist I'll just come up while your banging this girl, kick you off and do it myself. Why not? You can't strike back.

From an evolutionary perspective Asians are superior. They are the most numerous members of our lot, ergo they are succeeding in the genetic competition. So argue all you want but they been phucking more, killing themselves less, living longer and doing better at surviving. Better survival in a social species usually means superior culture and superior intelligence.

Out of all Asians which group is the most numerous?
Who are the MOST superior?

Make your own conclusions. I have. From this perspective alone the THE KOREAN MAN doesn't have a leg stand on unless he opts out and claims Chinese heritage.

- So said Physician, circa 2009..

On April 08 2009 22:47 spkim1 wrote:
LOL this is absolutely hilarious man.
YES, (Some) South Korean girls are damn hotttt W00t
YES, Koreans are better at maths than the rest of the world
NO, Korean education is not superior to foreign education, it is poorly systemised and rigidly linear
...lol..NO plastic surgery is nothing to be proud about!

...and although us Koreans work our asses off...Yanks are still richer than us *sniff* ㅠㅜ T_T

On April 09 2009 02:15 Physician wrote:
My spin to add more hilarity to this thread:

On April 09 2009 02:15 Physician wrote:
My spin to add more hilarity to this thread:

On April 09 2009 05:39 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
And Korean women are ugly, it looks like they fell asleep in an elevator and the door closed on their face for an hour. It is well known that all males (in general) find white women the most attractive (unless they are cows).

On April 09 2009 07:16 ghostWriter wrote:
"Males here are attracted to Asian girls like bees to honey."
It's true.
works the other way around as well.

On April 09 2009 08:32 Majd wrote:
HATE USA
USA = WARS all over the world = killing children and people all over the world
so simply ^
love all Asia people