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Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
March 07 2009 21:58 GMT
#181
"Go ahead, remove it."
"No, it will bleed a lot."
"It's fine."
"You need gloves."
"Just take it off."
(I take it off)
"SHit I need gloves."

rofl, epic story, loved that part in particular.
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 07 2009 22:14 GMT
#182
haahahahahahahahaahahah that story was SO good.
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20074 Posts
March 07 2009 23:16 GMT
#183
On March 08 2009 03:43 amoxicilline wrote:
I don't get how you can be in med school and not know a surgeon who would have done that in 10 minutes

I have at least 10 friends who could do it for me if I needed to.

pre-med

big difference.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
March 08 2009 00:53 GMT
#184
haha... note to self
I feel like pwning noobs
Tianx
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1196 Posts
March 08 2009 01:02 GMT
#185
Hahahahahahaa. You're a great writer, and an absolute idiot.

In all honesty, thanks for the story! I'll keep you in mind the next time I have an urge to chop off any part of my body.
Intrigue: "as i've said to many others your troubles in life may be directly correlated to your dirty protoss icon"
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
March 08 2009 01:15 GMT
#186
ouch, and lol
hilarious!
SNSD fan
Mooncat
Profile Joined October 2007
Germany1228 Posts
March 08 2009 01:25 GMT
#187
On March 06 2009 10:49 JWD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2009 09:04 TheOvermind77 wrote:
15. Girlfriend calls. Hang up because I can't talk.


Wait, so you picked up the phone?


HAHAHAHAHA
"[Lee Young Ho] With this victory, you’ve risen to Bonjwa status."
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 05:58:45
March 08 2009 05:39 GMT
#188
(sorry been away 2 days)

- thanks a lot man, that was hilarous, laughed much, plus I had a similar personal experience except that it was worse and I actually knew what was I was doing. I still laugh about it today.

btw advice for everyone
- a lot of sudden hemagiomas dissapear on their own (in fact most do)
- the phukcers ALWAYS bleed a LOT if u mess with them
- some are deep, i.e. they can go down half an inch or more into ur skin (specially the big purple ones - think of an iceberg, ur only looking at the tip sometimes lol)
- never mess with facial hemangiomas
- some are may not hemangiomas, but melanomas that look like hemangiomas, in which case self treatment ends up being = suicide due to late treatment
- house hold shit u can use to stop minor skin bleeding = deodorant - most of them contain alluminium salts (esp alluminium chloride) that are kick ass hemostatic agents - of course sustained pressure is also needed, use non stick dressing afterwards
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 08 2009 05:56 GMT
#189
antiperspirants contain aluminum salts right? (or at least more than normal deodorants)
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Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
March 08 2009 05:59 GMT
#190
On March 08 2009 14:56 IntoTheWow wrote:
antiperspirants contain aluminum salts right? (or at least more than normal deodorants)

yup
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 12:44:33
March 08 2009 12:40 GMT
#191
haha epic story, I dont even care if its made up or not

ha btw I was like "what u have to wait like 6 months for a frigging appointment???! which completely fu**ed up country does he live in.. ??" *scroll scroll* ... oh, United States... hm
beep boop
Z.Kw
Profile Joined February 2009
China297 Posts
March 08 2009 12:56 GMT
#192
Your fucking crazy.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
March 08 2009 13:32 GMT
#193
fucking crazy but at least hes alive
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
March 08 2009 23:25 GMT
#194
Hahah, glad I'm getting some interesting feedback on my heroic/stupid actions.

I figure that when I do finally become a full-fledged MD, I can tell this story to patients who are contemplating doing something like this themselves.

It really would have been nice to know that deodorant had anticoagulants in it, I didn't know it had AlCl.

Another update on the wound...

Took off the bandage yesterday, and my skin is irritated a fuckton from so many bandages. The lady must have applied ten of them, 3 inches thick and 10 inches long, in a crosstitch pattern of a rhinoceros. I've had to use alcohol to dissolve the glue because it's so thick on my skin and it won't come off, and some glue near the hemangioma won't come off until I think it's safe to scrub it.

So the end result to the hemangioma, at the present time, is that it is now the size of your average mole, if not a bit smaller, and is now flush with the surface of my skin. Must have gone deeper than I thought, but at least it isn't as big (probably now 1/6 of its former godzillaesque size).

So for
-2 units of blood
-$10 medical supplies
-$20 copay
-1 gallon of gas
-1 pissed off girlfriend
-10 scoops of poor judgement

You can get a reduced-sized hemangioma!

I guess it beats the price of a surgery for complete removal, because they usually consider it a "cosmetic" surgery. I'm going to tell them this story and convince them that it is life-threatening so it gets removed using my insurance. Dude, I almost bled out on this thing...

I would post pictures but I do not have a digital camera, ever since I broke it while at a party (beer spray owns digital cameras).
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
Aspire[X]
Profile Joined January 2009
5 Posts
March 09 2009 00:09 GMT
#195
Lol x10.
Shiftster
Profile Joined November 2008
United States13 Posts
March 09 2009 02:46 GMT
#196
On March 09 2009 08:25 TheOvermind77 wrote:

It really would have been nice to know that deodorant had anticoagulants in it, I didn't know it had AlCl.



Really now, is that safe? I suppose if the bleeding is life threatening, then yes. But to put very soluble aluminum chloride into the bloodstream is something I would not be willing to do. It's not going to get excreted, probably bioaccumulate somewhere.
"Students having tattoos of physics formulas will be allowed to participate only if the tattoos are completely covered by clothing. T-shirts or other clothing bearing formulas are not allowed." --University of Alabama High School Physics Contest
iheartgna
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States184 Posts
March 09 2009 03:01 GMT
#197
The entire time I read the OP, all I could think of was super glue. Always fixed my bleeding problems.
Hell is other people.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
March 09 2009 03:45 GMT
#198
wow...
ya had ya shot kid!
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-09 03:55:02
March 09 2009 03:54 GMT
#199
Yeah, I was very hesitant to use any sort of "ghetto" coagulant, although if I had lost another unit of blood and was near passing out I might have just done that.

I was counting on the walgreens having styptic if I couldn't stop the bleeding, but they apparently don't like to sell that at many locations anymore.

I actually thought about superglue for some time, but I kept thinking about the infection I could get if the wound wasn't sterile enough and the glue trapped in bacteria. And then how would you remove the superglue once you were done? Order the solvent from the back of the bottle and hope it wouldn't fuck up your skin or be too toxic? Meh....

Plus I wasn't liking the idea of an infection on my chest, so close to my heart and lungs (as someone mentioned earlier here). That is also why I endured multiple IPA scrubbings.

Got some styptic now and I'll be keeping it close. I'm really surprised that Silver Nitrate is prescription only, but then again stupid people might eat it (from my understanding it's usually prepared with some KCl in it, which ingested in high quantities kind of stops your heart...). Plus it tattoos your skin to a slight extent.
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
March 09 2009 04:06 GMT
#200
hahha crazy fuked up.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
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