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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
March 11 2009 01:17 GMT
#221
A real great read as nasty as it is to picture.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
March 11 2009 06:06 GMT
#222
Seriously, with all the updates, this may be the funniest OP I have ever read on TL. Awesome. Thx for sharing.

When you first posted, I thought to myself, "That doesn't sound like a good idea. Oh well, he is probably not seriously gonna do it." Then like a week goes by and I notice that a million ppl have read it and it is in the "featured" list and I read it and almost burst my liver laughing.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
March 11 2009 15:34 GMT
#223

UPDATE (POST-DOCTOR):

So I went to the dermatologist today, who is probably the nicest person I have ever met.

The lesion hadn't been bleeding for a bit, but when I took off the bandage in front of the doctor it started shooting like old faithful.

Apparently it's a pyogenic granuloma, a lesion that can have excessive recurring bleeding and is quite nasty looking. Check out some pictures online if you want an idea of what it looks like.

She numbed it, excised it for biopsy, and cauterized pretty deep to prevent recurrence, although I've read that this fucker has a 15% chance of coming back.

Well, I'll be ready this time. With my home-bought cauterizing device!

Jk, never again.

/endblog
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
lar nielsen
Profile Joined June 2015
1 Post
Last Edited: 2015-06-06 06:27:47
June 06 2015 06:16 GMT
#224
I had one on my hand bleed often and hard to stop--sebaceous gland oil inhibits clotting
didn't want to waist my time going to a doctor
tried, bleach ,iodine acetone etc. did not help
flame heated to glowing needle worked good
cauterized little each day then treated with iodine - not much pain -keep it clean like any wound --no infection
finished with cauterizing pen
gone for over 1 year

easy and fun
NOTE; acetone dissolves super glue but super glue may not work well -- subaqueous gland oil
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
June 06 2015 06:29 GMT
#225
What a great bump. I kind of hope the op flunked out of med school because holy crap that was incredibly stupid.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
evilfatsh1t
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia8762 Posts
June 06 2015 06:31 GMT
#226
holy shit this is an awesome bump. great read
CorsairHero
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada9491 Posts
June 06 2015 06:35 GMT
#227
what a first post
© Current year.
FiWiFaKi
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada9859 Posts
June 06 2015 06:43 GMT
#228
How have I never seen this. So gross but hilarious... Glad you're okay.
In life, the journey is more satisfying than the destination. || .::Entrepreneurship::. Living a few years of your life like most people won't, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can't || Mechanical Engineering & Economics Major
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
June 06 2015 06:57 GMT
#229
hahahahahahahaha nice bump

the good old days where blogs are in the general section
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xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5296 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-06 07:54:07
June 06 2015 07:49 GMT
#230
i successfully removed some moles. if anyone is interested i can post a how-to... later.
(i used the old apple cider vinegar method)
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
June 06 2015 07:54 GMT
#231
OP was so awesomely badass.
Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10801 Posts
June 06 2015 07:59 GMT
#232
Badass would be to just cut it out and be silent about it... What the OP did is many things, badass is not one of them
Gowerly
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom916 Posts
June 06 2015 08:42 GMT
#233
oh hey one of these appeared on the back of my right leg. Always wondered what it was. Now I can continue ignoring it.
I will reduce you to a series of numbers.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
June 06 2015 08:46 GMT
#234
What's with the legendary bumps recently?
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States23451 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-06 08:55:41
June 06 2015 08:55 GMT
#235
Then the doctors wonder why people don't follow their advice on not messing with stuff. Like parents and kids... did you already forget what you did when you were on the other side? glorious bump btw
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3811 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-06 09:39:30
June 06 2015 09:38 GMT
#236
One of my GF's classmates extracted his own wisdom tooth

Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-06 09:47:25
June 06 2015 09:46 GMT
#237
This may be the greatest thread I have ever seen. Before my time.

Edit - Actually not really. I apparently joined a month before this was posted. How I missed it I have no idea.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 06 2015 11:48 GMT
#238
i cant believe i missed that op

jesus what a moron
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-06 13:13:16
June 06 2015 13:12 GMT
#239
On June 06 2015 16:59 Velr wrote:
Badass would be to just cut it out and be silent about it... What the OP did is many things, badass is not one of them

No no, man, what you're talking about is the classic badassery. I love me some uneffective acts of unnecessarily silly badassery! He didn't need to, but when he did anyway, it didn't work out, making the OP all the sweeter!
Quite an hero.
Clegane
Profile Joined April 2012
Germany110 Posts
June 06 2015 13:28 GMT
#240
What the fuck did I just read.
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