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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
March 09 2009 04:21 GMT
#201
On March 09 2009 12:54 TheOvermind77 wrote:
Yeah, I was very hesitant to use any sort of "ghetto" coagulant, although if I had lost another unit of blood and was near passing out I might have just done that.

I was counting on the walgreens having styptic if I couldn't stop the bleeding, but they apparently don't like to sell that at many locations anymore.

I actually thought about superglue for some time, but I kept thinking about the infection I could get if the wound wasn't sterile enough and the glue trapped in bacteria. And then how would you remove the superglue once you were done? Order the solvent from the back of the bottle and hope it wouldn't fuck up your skin or be too toxic? Meh....

Plus I wasn't liking the idea of an infection on my chest, so close to my heart and lungs (as someone mentioned earlier here). That is also why I endured multiple IPA scrubbings.

Got some styptic now and I'll be keeping it close. I'm really surprised that Silver Nitrate is prescription only, but then again stupid people might eat it (from my understanding it's usually prepared with some KCl in it, which ingested in high quantities kind of stops your heart...). Plus it tattoos your skin to a slight extent.


WOW patch yourself up with superglue! another good idea would be ductape.
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
March 09 2009 04:39 GMT
#202
I'm sorry, did someone call for a doctor?

[image loading]


All of a sudden, the watchmen movie is the best thing to have ever happened
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
March 09 2009 04:46 GMT
#203
It's all about the experience
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
March 09 2009 04:50 GMT
#204
you're fucking crazy.
you have balls the size of king kong.
seriously props man
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
March 09 2009 05:02 GMT
#205
oh wow, i can't believe you didn't die. when i read the op, it seemed like you bled to death every five seconds lol.


To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
T.Sqd)LillTT
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Lithuania149 Posts
March 09 2009 05:19 GMT
#206
one of the best reads in a long long time ^^
There are two ways of stoping a 4pool. 1. With a 4 pool. 2. With a drophack...
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
March 09 2009 05:43 GMT
#207
ROFL i haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Much props for sharing the priceless story XD
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
March 09 2009 06:30 GMT
#208
lol this story was pretty epic. I just discovered this thread. Laughed the whole way through the OP.
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-09 06:53:25
March 09 2009 06:52 GMT
#209
what no pictures?! what do u think this is, a blog? i wont belive you til then.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
lazymej
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada269 Posts
March 09 2009 09:08 GMT
#210
On March 09 2009 14:19 T.Sqd)LillTT wrote:
one of the best reads in a long long time ^^


Yeah that. This was very entertaining lol.
^_~
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
March 09 2009 09:24 GMT
#211
u crazy fuck
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
March 09 2009 12:29 GMT
#212
Funny ass read.
I hope you NEVER become a doctor, and im dead serious there. no offence but SHIT dude! doesnt your brain gota b like C- minimum for Doctor?

holy shit though, dumbest/funniest shit ive read a person doing in quite a while
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
March 10 2009 05:51 GMT
#213
you sir... ARE AWSOME
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-10 17:12:30
March 10 2009 17:11 GMT
#214
This entire operation would have been ok if you had just had a sterilized cauterizing tool with you lol. For anyone else that feels they want to do this go to the clinic and get your hands on one or buy one from a medical supply store. Taking care of a minor burn like that isn't so difficult, just have to keep it clean.

Med school tends to make you rather brave when it comes to self diagnosis, I know, I am guilty of it constantly >.>
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Murk
Profile Joined July 2008
Canada304 Posts
March 10 2009 17:30 GMT
#215
On March 06 2009 11:00 3clipse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2009 10:57 Ingenol wrote:
You clearly have balls the size of grapefruits!

Would cut one of them off for $20?

.....you only need one.

I dont know about you, but i need both of mine
Heimatloser
Profile Joined March 2009
Germany1494 Posts
March 10 2009 17:45 GMT
#216
is this b0g.org or teamliquid.net?
plz dont bother us with this shit...
All what KT currently needs is a Zerg and a second Terran
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
March 10 2009 17:50 GMT
#217
On March 11 2009 02:45 Heimatloser wrote:
is this b0g.org or teamliquid.net?
plz dont bother us with this shit...


Hahahahaha, that place is a fucking cesspool. :D
Chains none
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
March 10 2009 21:40 GMT
#218
UPDATE FINAL (?):

Man, I feel like a total bitch.

I have an appointment set up for tomorrow to get this thing lasered off (it keeps bleeding if I rub it too much).

So after this epic journey, I end up exactly where I should have - in the office of a doctor who is qualified and has the right tools to do the job. Irony...

On the positive side...at least I'm settling things with this hemangioma. He's going to eat laser and burn to death.
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
Murk
Profile Joined July 2008
Canada304 Posts
March 10 2009 21:42 GMT
#219
so all of this was for nothing !?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
CruiseR
Profile Joined November 2004
Poland4014 Posts
March 10 2009 23:16 GMT
#220
what
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