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BluemoonSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
SoCal8910 Posts
June 06 2015 14:00 GMT
#241
lol what a moron thanks for the bump
LiquidDota Staff@BluemoonGG_
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
June 06 2015 14:00 GMT
#242
sick read
Defessus
Profile Joined July 2011
United States164 Posts
June 06 2015 14:02 GMT
#243
I'd like to think this man in 20 years will be leading doctors without borders.
darthfoley
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States8004 Posts
June 06 2015 14:24 GMT
#244
The People's Champ
watch the wall collide with my fist, mostly over problems that i know i should fix
Howie_Dewitt
Profile Joined March 2014
United States1416 Posts
June 06 2015 14:44 GMT
#245
On June 06 2015 23:02 Defessus wrote:
I'd like to think this man in 20 years will be leading doctors without borders.

Doctors without coagulants
Sisyphus had a good gig going, the disappointment was predictable. | Visions of the Country (1978) is for when you're lost.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45174 Posts
June 06 2015 15:32 GMT
#246
Still one of the best OPs of all time.

Really hoping that all his medical school friends/ doctors get sent this story
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
June 06 2015 15:48 GMT
#247
lol wtf
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
June 06 2015 16:14 GMT
#248
Wat an exquisite bump.
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45174 Posts
June 06 2015 16:35 GMT
#249
On June 07 2015 01:14 Deleuze wrote:
Wat an exquisite bump.


The one on his chest or the necro?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
June 06 2015 16:46 GMT
#250
The only moronic thing about the OP is how much of a deal he makes out of it. So he had a thing on his skin that bled a lot when he tried to cut it, is that really such a big issue? Contrary to many posters in this thread I don't see much of an issue with him cutting it himself, it's on the fucking skin, not threatening a critical organ, he's not gonna die on the spot when he messes up, the only remotely real danger is the bleeding, but unless you cut a major blood vessel, you are not going to bleed out to dangerous levels within minutes, or even hours if you apply any pressure at all, so if things really went south, there would have always been enough time to call an ambulance.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
June 06 2015 16:49 GMT
#251
Best medical post on TL 10/10
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
June 06 2015 23:00 GMT
#252
On June 07 2015 01:35 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2015 01:14 Deleuze wrote:
Wat an exquisite bump.


The one on his chest or the necro?


Oh that's good

:D
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
Xapti
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2473 Posts
June 07 2015 12:32 GMT
#253
Huh, I'm surprised I hadn't seen this thread before.
That was approached at rather poorly (obviously). When something looks like it's full of blood/blood-vessels it probably is. I'd consider applying dry ice to slowly kill it, or a corrosive salve (like bloodroot paste or black salve). People have carelessly used such pastes on cancer though and that is a terrible idea as it's not a method used by medical professionals and is very unreliable and destructive/dangerous.
"Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" — "Well, you tell him that I said that I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy!"
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
June 13 2015 04:27 GMT
#254
oh wow what a great read. Strangely enticing to read about the wound that wouldn't stop bleeding!
Rassy
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands2308 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-14 16:37:13
June 14 2015 16:37 GMT
#255
Maybe its time to add one of those disclaimers to all the medical tv shows.
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inimenesc
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Estonia374 Posts
June 14 2015 16:46 GMT
#256
Nice necro

10/10, would read again
"When game is going full retard, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half retard, you´re fucking done for." -n0tail 2014
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-14 17:05:58
June 14 2015 17:03 GMT
#257
I read this when it was first posted, hadn't seen ANY of the updates. This is what a blog should be ... I typically hate blogs because they are so self indulgent but this one has some real universal applications! Plenty of humor and humility ... good show

He's not the doctor he deserved, but the doctor he needed, then ... to make things 10X worse! lol

GL HF op
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-14 17:05:30
June 14 2015 17:04 GMT
#258
quote is NOT edit. Sorry double post
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32097 Posts
June 14 2015 17:33 GMT
#259
lol i can't believe i missed this. self surgery stories are the best
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NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
June 14 2015 17:50 GMT
#260
OP does something galactically stupid to remind everyone why professional doctors are a thing, nice.
"If you find yourself feeling lost, take pride in the accuracy of your feelings." - Night Vale
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