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MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
March 07 2009 12:56 GMT
#161
SO FUNNY STORY :D:D:D

good that its fine now
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-07 13:10:15
March 07 2009 13:04 GMT
#162
HOLY SHIT!
ur f*cking crazy...
ur should be rambo to do smth like that
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
March 07 2009 13:42 GMT
#163
On March 07 2009 12:32 strongwind wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
this guy could be your doctor someday


think about this for a second. let it sink in for a bit.


I honestly think this guy will be an amazing doctor.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
March 07 2009 13:53 GMT
#164
On March 07 2009 12:32 strongwind wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
this guy could be your doctor someday


think about this for a second. let it sink in for a bit.


im sure once he gets to med school he'll mature, he's only pre-med

or just think he can preform bigger surgery's on himself. o_o
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
March 07 2009 13:54 GMT
#165
this was like the worst idea ever
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-07 14:20:03
March 07 2009 14:19 GMT
#166
You are fucking delusional if you honestly thought this would work without any problem.

Good story though! Upload some pictures please
#1 Kwanro Fan
PriitM
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Algeria181 Posts
March 07 2009 15:12 GMT
#167
--- Nuked ---
prOxi.Beater
Profile Joined December 2008
Denmark626 Posts
March 07 2009 15:22 GMT
#168
Don't blame the man for being an idiot, blame the system for being broken!
Nobody beats the Beater
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
March 07 2009 15:30 GMT
#169
so, how much blood did you lose overall?
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
March 07 2009 16:18 GMT
#170
5 to 10 litres, probably more.
I'll call Nada.
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands4002 Posts
March 07 2009 17:06 GMT
#171
Hahaha awesome story, guess i'm just a pussy, i'd never do that.
I did let my roommate pierce my ears once with a needle and some perfume, with some beers and ice to help out (I had a guido theme party), which is probably as far as i'll go.
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
March 07 2009 17:19 GMT
#172
I'm glad you posted the whole story so honestly. This thread should be reference in the future whenever we get some idiot asking "whether he should see a doctor".

If you need to ask, the answer is yes.
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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
March 07 2009 17:48 GMT
#173
nah, i still support your decision! i'd do the same if i had to.
TeNken.1
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States226 Posts
March 07 2009 18:29 GMT
#174
Awesome story. You're a man's man. You're a man's man's man.
"The G-Don is the official family hitman."
amoxicilline
Profile Joined August 2005
France1124 Posts
March 07 2009 18:43 GMT
#175
I don't get how you can be in med school and not know a surgeon who would have done that in 10 minutes

I have at least 10 friends who could do it for me if I needed to.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 07 2009 19:22 GMT
#176
I'm laying down, cursing my luck.

I loled at this part.

Glad you lived to tell the tale ;P
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
March 07 2009 19:42 GMT
#177
You are awesome and I would gladly have you as my doctor any day
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
March 07 2009 20:56 GMT
#178
At least you're alive
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
March 07 2009 21:44 GMT
#179
LOL at the updates.

Like you said...builds character. (:
Hello
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
March 07 2009 21:51 GMT
#180
It bled a bit, eh?
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
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