EPTOn March 31 2008 14:16 BombSniffingDog wrote:
the shocker is 1 finger in the vagina and 2 fingers in the ass right?
the shocker is 1 finger in the vagina and 2 fingers in the ass right?
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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Two in the pink, one in the stink. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On March 31 2008 14:13 travis wrote: one time my buddy hosted a party for halloween and of course everyone got plastered. well some fat chick was there and her ugly mexican boyfriend and they were in the bathroom and he was in there giving her the shocker, like really going for it well i can't remember what happened because i was gone before the night was over, but apparently the entire bathroom ended up covered in shit(like literally, shit was everywhere). HAHA, that is so sick. On March 31 2008 14:18 BroOd wrote: We woke up one morning after a huge rager at my friend's house, back in high school. Anyways, we're helping clean up his house when we get to this one room when we notice shit. On the ceiling. The walls, floor, couch and surroundings were clean, but there was a sizable smattering of shit on the ceiling. It was almost like someone took a shit with gravity reversed. Needless to say, there are many theories as to how exactly it happened (and so professionally, I might add), but I'll leave you to your own assumptions, cause I'm fucked if I know how it happened. Man, the weirdest shit happens when you're drunk... maybe tubgirl (or someone like her) stopped by for a bit, and decided to shit into her mouth, and it ended up on the ceiling. They probably got some on the rest of the areas, and cleaned it up, but couldn't reach the ceiling so they just left that. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
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CharlieMurphy
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two in the goo, one in the poo | ||
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
On March 31 2008 14:18 BroOd wrote: We woke up one morning after a huge rager at my friend's house, back in high school. Anyways, we're helping clean up his house when we get to this one room when we notice shit. On the ceiling. The walls, floor, couch and surroundings were clean, but there was a sizable smattering of shit on the ceiling. It was almost like someone took a shit with gravity reversed. Needless to say, there are many theories as to how exactly it happened (and so professionally, I might add), but I'll leave you to your own assumptions, cause I'm fucked if I know how it happened. LOLOLOLOL | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14899 Posts
drunk stories are amazing | ||
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CharlieMurphy
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QuanticHawk
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CharlieMurphy
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CharlieMurphy
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On March 30 2008 15:07 ChkChk.Boom wrote: More drinking games plz. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horserace_(drinking_game) fun, need to be a good announcer though or else its boring. | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
You put a deck of cards on top of a beer bottle. Everyone takes turns blowing on the deck. The object is to blow cards off the top without blowing the very bottom one off. The person to blow the last card off has to chug the beer, remove an article of clothing, then get up and personally get a new beer. The strategy is to play somewhere far away from the fridge so the naked people have to walk a distance to get a new beer. | ||
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SoleSteeler
Canada5447 Posts
gonna love you... when the Heaven starts (stops?) to rain... come on come on come on come on now touch me babe........ | ||
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Vo-
United States435 Posts
Who is the one you love? Drummer boy, turtle dove Who is the one you love? Keep me up from this shame. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
On March 31 2008 14:00 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Yeah, I was being a total fucking idiot that night. I drank a .750 of Grey Goose in like an hour and a half. I spent the majority of the night throwing up. Actually, there are some weird/funny stories with that. I'm in the bathroom upstairs at this place puking like crazy, and this other guy comes in and starts throwing up next to me; I'm like, "dude, get the fuck out of here, you're making me throw up more", to which he responds "I can't, someone is in the other bathroom." Then a few minutes later (and this is about where I start to not remember anything) another guy comes in and starts throwing up over the two of us. So there's three guys throwing up in the same fucking toilet. I'm wondering, right now, if anyone threw up on me. Later on that night, my friend comes in and has to piss. (He told me this, I don't remember it at all.) He tells me to get out of the way so he can piss real fast, and I say "Dude, I can't move." So he tried to pick me up off the rim of the toilet, but couldn't move me (he was pretty drunk too, I guess), and, seeing no other alternative, he decided to piss while I'm clinging on to the toilet. I woke up on the bathroom floor the next morning, with two other people passed out in the bathroom. Hahahahah Me and some friends one time went to this guy's house (the house we usually get together in). One of my friends woke up in his bathroom floor, with his pants halfway down. Piss all over the bathroom. His mom and dad woke him up the following morning. Lol. From that moment they saw us with different eyes when we got together to drink. | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
For both you need people seated around a table or whatever. In the first one guy starts and says "1 duck", the next one "2 legs", The next one "Bam", next "water", "2 ducks", "4 legs", "bam", next guy "bam", "water, "water". After some shots of whatever you won't get past 4 ducks i promise. You usually chat while doing the game. the other one you sit around a table too. You lays both hands on it but overlapping with your right arm the arms of the guy/girl to your right, but you left arm under the arm of the person to your left. You clap your hand against the table and the next hand in order does the same etc. Seems shitty, but i promise you it's very hard because your eyes deceive you a lot. 2 quick claps on the table change the way the round goes. | ||
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exalted
United States3612 Posts
the other one you sit around a table too. You lays both hands on it but overlapping with your right arm the arms of the guy/girl to your right, but you left arm under the arm of the person to your left. You clap your hand against the table and the next hand in order does the same etc. Seems shitty, but i promise you it's very hard because your eyes deceive you a lot. 2 quick claps on the table change the way the round goes. This game is good. Next game I'm going to have is a Blackjack, losers have to drink / take a shot, dealer switches every round, for every person dealer loses to, they must take a sip, if Dealer beats everyone, he can choose one person to take a beer / large shot, blackjacks = give one shot to someone LOL | ||
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Actually, this is not a fun game, it's a competetive game. Two people sit at the table and generally, drink and eat and talk, but the intent is not to have fun, but to know who can drink more and who can drink more skillfully. So, if you don't take any pleasure in knowing you're a better drinker than the other person, ignore this game. In some societies, however, the ability to drink a lot and stay awake elevates social status and is an important part of general male competetiveness much like sports or academic success. There's not much to tell about it, however, if you want to diversify the experience, try maintaining eye contact throughout the whole process. The point is that: a) eye contact between two equal status males is not easy. b) getting drunk is radically different when you force yourself to maintain focus on something. It's actually a good way to explore your organism's capabilities, as when you force the focus, you might find yourself passing out with a significantly smaller dose. IMPORTANT: Never engage into this one with a woman unless you profit from it directly. You will likely win, but if you lose, you will bear the stigma forever. Cardinal Puff: Now this is my personal favorite game, just because it will potentially give you more laughter than any pot trip. Suggested players: 4-10 Requirements: a table, and lots of time. Suggested drinks: Light or medium drinks. Due to how this game works, heavy drinks are not advised, the fun is in being slightly tipsy, not unconscious. Rules: 1) Every person has a glass filled with drink. Players act in turn. 2) When you reach your turn, you must repeat a certain procedure 4 times in succession - the number of your fingers. The procedure stands as following (you actually can alter this to your liking, just don't deviate too much and MAKE SURE at least someone has the rules either well-memorized, or written down, even though the latter can somewhat spoil the fun): For each time you repeat it, you do everything with N fingers. For the first time, it's 1 finger, for the second time, it's two, and so on. That number N is also what other actions depend upon. - you raise your glass, holding it with your thumb and N fingers and proclaim: "I drink to salute (or other kind of celebrative speech) Cardinal Puff (xN, the second time you say Puff-Puff and so on) for the N'th time!", then you say "Sante!" (or "cheers!") N times. Important: the last speech sounds like: "I drink to salute Cardinal Puff-Puff-Puff-Puff for the fourth and last time!" - you make N gulps (advice: make them small) and put the glass on the table, making sure it slightly hits the table on landing N times. - you then do everything with your fingertips (remember to use N fingers) according to the following: 1) Hit your nose with right hand, then with left (N times) 2) Hit your right knee with right hand, left knee with left (N times) 3) Hit the top of your head with right hand, then with left (N times) 4) Hit the table with right hand, then with left (N times) feel free to remove or add actions (like first hitting the table from below, then from above), but the core is that there has to be enough of them and all is done with N fingers. The procedure ends with you taking your ass slightly off the seat then landing down, N times. Now that was a bit complicated, but it's not that hard to remember, in fact. However, that's not all. If you do the whole procedure successfully (with all finger numbers), you are considered a winner and you exit the play. However, if someone spots a mistake in the order of actions while you do it, you pass your turn to the next player and must empty your glass that very moment. Needless to say, as you fail more and more, you might get VERY drunk, that's why light drinks (wine or some fruit 20% alcohol drink is perfect) are advised. The other players don't sit idle, however, and that is where the most fun comes from. While someone executes the procedure, everyone other's goal is to distract him. Distraction can come in any form, but for obvious reasons, you're not allowed to touch the player (or do stupid stuff like screaming into his ear, being civilized is obvious). Anything else is allowed, make the fucker laugh and forget everything. Be creative. Tell him you want to sleep with him just as he makes his gulps, make a funny face, try to rap, whatever. The players who exited the game are participating too, they just don't have to be the victims anymore. The last rule is that even if you make a mistake, but noone notices it right away, you get away with it. I've had cases when the distractors got so involved into distracting that they stopped noticing if I actually did the thing right. Difficulty: 6-8/10 depending on how tipsy you are when you begin. Obviously, a light dose of alcohol before start is advised. Fun Factor: 10/10 Health Risk: none to low. You may get health effects of prolonged laughter. | ||
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lastprobeALIVE
United States974 Posts
Now hes a cop lol edit: can anyone imagine a big crazy guy waving a plunger around? | ||
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
On April 03 2008 17:02 Boyle wrote: can anyone imagine a big crazy guy waving a plunger around? You haven't seen life, child. | ||
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
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