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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 30 2008 07:26 GMT
#141
2 Grateful Dead = GG.
Peace~
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12816 Posts
March 30 2008 07:38 GMT
#142
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
00Zarathustra
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bolivia419 Posts
March 30 2008 07:58 GMT
#143
Fuck i just read this post, its 4:00 am sunday here and im fucking drunk yeah well maybe im recovering rigth now but how in the world i got here the moment im drunk destiny? fuck i better go to sleep EE HAN TIMING is only 8 hours away!!!
Zarathustra "You can't spell aNal_Rape without Nal_Ra"
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
March 30 2008 09:51 GMT
#144
hello im itw
Moderator<:3-/-<
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 30 2008 11:06 GMT
#145
Goddam. I've been drinking 3 nights straight. I felt so shitty throughout the day today. I had a decent hangover and had to do a lot of stuff having slept only like 4 hours. By today's evening I felt so fucking tired. The party wasn't really good either. I had to drive across town to meet up with this guy who was going to sell us alcohol and by the time we got back, the party had to be stopped cuz the host's parents were about to come back (around 1 am). So we didn't get drunk there at all and it wasn't even that interesting of a party.

Such a shitty day was saved by my friend (the host) getting mildly drunk off of some good wine after all the people left.

Man I got to visit my friends at UCSC soon. I'd be tripping my balls off there.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 30 2008 21:50 GMT
#146
anyone else get drunk for the unc game last night? wooo
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
March 30 2008 22:42 GMT
#147
Had an AWFUL experience last night. Took too many shots and was not able to get out of a bed for 3 1/2 hours, had horrible spins the ENTIRE time, puked about 50 times.. bad night. I won't be drinking again for a while.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 30 2008 22:49 GMT
#148
spins r teh sucks
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
March 30 2008 23:54 GMT
#149
we've all been there
"i'm never drinking again"
beer's gonna come calling in a week, can you resist?
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
March 31 2008 00:02 GMT
#150
This sucks I'm never home when im drunk! I won't be able to contribute
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 31 2008 02:45 GMT
#151
Itds my friends's friends's birthday and im dferunk, [art time. Fucknig faded. Bitch is harassing me lol
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
March 31 2008 02:47 GMT
#152
On March 31 2008 08:54 KOFgokuon wrote:
we've all been there
"i'm never drinking again"
beer's gonna come calling in a week, can you resist?


I went about two months of not drinking, or having only one or two beers after one really rough night. I wanted to throw up at every sip, too. It sucked.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
March 31 2008 04:54 GMT
#153
On March 31 2008 11:47 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2008 08:54 KOFgokuon wrote:
we've all been there
"i'm never drinking again"
beer's gonna come calling in a week, can you resist?


I went about two months of not drinking, or having only one or two beers after one really rough night. I wanted to throw up at every sip, too. It sucked.


yeah those are the worst
i can't touch tequila anymore without getting sick, even a little bit
although...that isn't necessarily a bad thing. tequila is just bad news
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
March 31 2008 05:00 GMT
#154
On March 31 2008 13:54 KOFgokuon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2008 11:47 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On March 31 2008 08:54 KOFgokuon wrote:
we've all been there
"i'm never drinking again"
beer's gonna come calling in a week, can you resist?


I went about two months of not drinking, or having only one or two beers after one really rough night. I wanted to throw up at every sip, too. It sucked.


yeah those are the worst
i can't touch tequila anymore without getting sick, even a little bit
although...that isn't necessarily a bad thing. tequila is just bad news


Yeah, I was being a total fucking idiot that night. I drank a .750 of Grey Goose in like an hour and a half. I spent the majority of the night throwing up.

Actually, there are some weird/funny stories with that. I'm in the bathroom upstairs at this place puking like crazy, and this other guy comes in and starts throwing up next to me; I'm like, "dude, get the fuck out of here, you're making me throw up more", to which he responds "I can't, someone is in the other bathroom." Then a few minutes later (and this is about where I start to not remember anything) another guy comes in and starts throwing up over the two of us. So there's three guys throwing up in the same fucking toilet. I'm wondering, right now, if anyone threw up on me. Later on that night, my friend comes in and has to piss. (He told me this, I don't remember it at all.) He tells me to get out of the way so he can piss real fast, and I say "Dude, I can't move." So he tried to pick me up off the rim of the toilet, but couldn't move me (he was pretty drunk too, I guess), and, seeing no other alternative, he decided to piss while I'm clinging on to the toilet. I woke up on the bathroom floor the next morning, with two other people passed out in the bathroom.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
March 31 2008 05:03 GMT
#155
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
holy shit
i'm sorry
but
hahahahaha that's so brutal
that story could almost make me stop forever
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-31 05:06:59
March 31 2008 05:06 GMT
#156
On March 31 2008 14:03 KOFgokuon wrote:
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
holy shit
i'm sorry
but
hahahahaha that's so brutal
that story could almost make me stop forever


Yeah, it was a rough night. I still try to drink vodka now and then, but I have a really hard time with it.

On March 30 2008 16:22 Rayzorblade wrote:
plus i abhor fat asses



Hahaha, this made me lol. Only when combined with the post above it though.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 31 2008 05:13 GMT
#157
one time my buddy hosted a party for halloween and of course everyone got plastered.


well some fat chick was there and her ugly mexican boyfriend and they were in the bathroom and he was in there giving her the shocker, like really going for it


well i can't remember what happened because i was gone before the night was over, but apparently the entire bathroom ended up covered in shit(like literally, shit was everywhere).
BombSniffingDog
Profile Joined October 2007
Turkmenistan107 Posts
March 31 2008 05:16 GMT
#158
the shocker is 1 finger in the vagina and 2 fingers in the ass right?
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-31 05:18:33
March 31 2008 05:18 GMT
#159
opposite


but with this chick i doubt it mattered
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
March 31 2008 05:18 GMT
#160
We woke up one morning after a huge rager at my friend's house, back in high school. Anyways, we're helping clean up his house when we get to this one room when we notice shit. On the ceiling. The walls, floor, couch and surroundings were clean, but there was a sizable smattering of shit on the ceiling. It was almost like someone took a shit with gravity reversed.

Needless to say, there are many theories as to how exactly it happened (and so professionally, I might add), but I'll leave you to your own assumptions, cause I'm fucked if I know how it happened.
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