• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 20:16
CEST 02:16
KST 09:16
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025)10Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0TL Team Map Contest #5: Presented by Monster Energy5Code S RO8 Preview: herO, Zoun, Bunny, Classic7Code S RO8 Preview: Rogue, GuMiho, Solar, Maru3
Community News
Weekly Cups (June 9-15): herO doubles on GSL week2Firefly suspended by EWC, replaced by Lancer12Classic & herO RO8 Interviews: "I think it’s time to teach [Rogue] a lesson."2Rogue & GuMiho RO8 interviews: "Lifting that trophy would be a testament to all I’ve had to overcome over the years and how far I’ve come on this journey.8Code S RO8 Results + RO4 Bracket (2025 Season 2)14
StarCraft 2
General
TL Team Map Contest #5: Presented by Monster Energy Weekly Cups (June 9-15): herO doubles on GSL week The Memories We Share - Facing the Final(?) GSL The SCII GOAT: A statistical Evaluation Nexon wins bid to develop StarCraft IP content, distribute Overwatch mobile game
Tourneys
RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series $5,100+ SEL Season 2 Championship (SC: Evo) SOOPer7s Showmatches 2025 SOOP Starcraft Global #22 $3,500 WardiTV European League 2025
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response Simple Questions Simple Answers [G] Darkgrid Layout
Custom Maps
[UMS] Zillion Zerglings
External Content
HOW TO FIND A LEGITIMATE CRYPTO RECOVERY EXPERT. Mutation # 478 Instant Karma Mutation # 477 Slow and Steady Mutation # 476 Charnel House
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion ASL20 Preliminary Maps BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Recent recommended BW games FlaSh Witnesses SCV Pull Off the Impossible vs Shu
Tourneys
Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL20] GosuLeague RO16 - Tue & Wed 20:00+CET [BSL20] ProLeague Bracket Stage - WB Finals & LBR3 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers I am doing this better than progamers do. [G] How to get started on ladder as a new Z player
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Beyond All Reason What do you want from future RTS games?
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread UK Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Echoes of Revolution and Separation
Fan Clubs
SKT1 Classic Fan Club! Maru Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Korean Music Discussion [Manga] One Piece
Sports
TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NHL Playoffs 2024 2024 - 2025 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
A Better Routine For Progame…
TrAiDoS
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Heero Yuy & the Tax…
KrillinFromwales
I was completely wrong ab…
jameswatts
Need Your Help/Advice
Glider
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 19410 users

Drunk Thread - Page 11

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 9 10 11 12 13 87 Next
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-05 20:16:54
April 05 2008 20:16 GMT
#201
woah thats really depressing.

try to find something you enjoy doing sober, makito, and keep it up!

edit: i will probably be drunk tonight
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
April 05 2008 20:21 GMT
#202
On April 06 2008 05:13 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2008 19:09 mAKiTO wrote:
itsd 6 am i jsy ghome im watsed of my as... i cant sleeep cocaine sux i need to find out why the fuck i hang out with the people i said i shoukddnt hang out with, i m like wtf i want to change but life is so boring without this i like to go out i tryed to stop it and hang out with only finalllly but it just doresnt fill the hole i have inside..maybe i should give god a tryt to fill the hole i always in my life, shit i gave drgs a tra alchoocl, my gf my fruends but nothing sems to fele the hole maybe god would be it i have a friend whos christian i gonna takj to her about how to get ckoser to god



lmao

now this deserves to be in the drunk thread


I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to post/say that kind of stuff. Maybe cox is an integral part.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
April 05 2008 21:28 GMT
#203
Yep. I'm drinking again tonight. Gonna take it SLOW.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
April 05 2008 21:30 GMT
#204
who is on a computer when they drink?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
April 06 2008 09:54 GMT
#205
On April 06 2008 06:30 Hypnosis wrote:
who is on a computer when they drink?

Err. people posting in this thread maybe?

Shit I just drank 4 cups of 9% wine w/ a friend. Actually that shit gets you really buzzed. (if you drink 6+ cups you will get pretty wasted). Im feeling pretty good right now. the night didn't go as bad as yesterday where that friend spent 30 minutes bent over a toilet. Seriously how the fuck do you barf for that long?? :S There was also 2 girls with us that night. One was a firend of ours, the other I didn't know that well and she drank alot. She said she has been drunk only once before this but was still very eager to take in as much vodka as she could (despite our warnings). Anyway it was really fun although nothing crazy happened. this night me and my friend just watched a movie while getting buzzed off that wine. Pretty fun stuff.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
April 06 2008 15:57 GMT
#206
On April 06 2008 06:30 Hypnosis wrote:
who is on a computer when they drink?


i always go onto my computer before i go to bed
either to check email, drunk IM, drunk message, or leave up a hilarious away msg
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
April 06 2008 16:44 GMT
#207
can i post if im on a hungover?
Teamliquidian townie
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
April 06 2008 20:56 GMT
#208
On March 28 2008 09:53 DamageControL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.

Translation: I am romanian


I really fail to see your logic there. You should fucking think before you post and generalize like this, because like a million Romanians were/are better than what you could ever be, so please put a crap filter on your mouth (read: keyboard) next time.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 06 2008 20:59 GMT
#209
you tell him !
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6768 Posts
April 06 2008 21:50 GMT
#210
Damn right, those jokes suck
time for the romanians to strike back
im with you guys!
Graphics
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
April 06 2008 21:57 GMT
#211
yeah hangovers are ok to post here

So I was lightly drinking last night while watching the carolina game... buuuutt... they were playing like trash so everyone just got blitzed instead. The night ended with some drunken wrestling (resulting in a hospital trip for one participant) and the discovery that a friends maryjane plant was male (sad day )
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
April 06 2008 22:30 GMT
#212
Coming home drunk in the night and elevator is broken, while I live in 4th layer... Was almoust like mission impossible.. I was also in ladycompany, but I guess I lost her in sometime around when I lost my speakingskills...

Hangover was sometime to remember also Felt like some1 hit me with a hammer in my head and I had taste in my mouth like I would have had oralsex with dozen arab dudes...
I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
April 06 2008 23:43 GMT
#213
gross kroko

Probably my worst drinking experience was when one night we were drinking a vodka+koolaid+soda mixture pretty hard and playing gunbound. We all fell asleep about 1am or so with no troubles, but then a fire alarm at 4:00am woke us up and im still blackout drunk right now. I also lived on the 7th floor at the time, so i had to walk down seven flights of stairs with the assistance of a couple friends. (or so im told, i dont remember the fire alarm ever going off at all) We get outside and i just throw up this neon red shit all over the place and a little on my clothes. Im underage at this point and so the RA's and Cops are staring me down and are like wtf. Eventually an RA comes over and is like "are you ok?" and my friend covers for me and says i have the flu, haha. It is about this time that the girl i was kind of talking to at the time comes over and tries to help me put back on my belt (it had come undone somehow) but I guess i wouldn't let her or something, haha. Once the alarm stopped going off, we had to walk back up 7 flights of stairs. I woke up the next morning without my clothes on in my bed and was like wtf happened last night lol
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
April 07 2008 01:53 GMT
#214
On April 07 2008 06:50 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Damn right, those jokes suck
time for the romanians to strike back
im with you guys!

Revenge of the Romanians!
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
April 07 2008 02:05 GMT
#215
I'm buzzzzzzin like a bee right now
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
April 07 2008 02:09 GMT
#216
hahahahah ETT
berated-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1134 Posts
April 07 2008 02:14 GMT
#217
Damnit where was this thread when I needed it. Drank on friday for the first time in a while and had half a fifth of captain and 3 glasses of wine. My convo w/ my friend was too bad when he showed me in the morning, I remember most of it. . . all of it but me telling him he should just try to use his ex g/f for sex since she is toying w/ him
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
April 07 2008 04:11 GMT
#218
I only had one beer tonight and no weed was able to be purchased. Sad day : (
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
April 07 2008 05:05 GMT
#219
On April 03 2008 18:57 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Tequila is one of my favorites of all the hard alcs. Why does everyone hate it? I think its wierd how so many people (especially girls) like Jack Daniels, that shit is disgusting. At least drink some Crown Royal or something.

PS- you can get double shot petron magaritas for free in vegas.

Agree, agree, agree, and where?
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 07 2008 05:08 GMT
#220
all of the times i've been my most drunk was by mixing gatorade and vodka



just thought i'd throw that out there
Prev 1 9 10 11 12 13 87 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
OSC
00:00
OSC Elite Rising Star #15
Moja vs INexorable
Shameless vs Arrogfire
NightPhoenix vs TBD
PAPI vs TBD
Chance vs TBD
Jumy vs MilkiCow
Liquipedia
Replay Cast
00:00
2025 KFC #11: SC Evolution | Enki Epic Series #3
CranKy Ducklings40
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 270
Livibee 139
RuFF_SC2 137
StarCraft: Brood War
Artosis 749
Horang2 630
NaDa 19
Terrorterran 10
Counter-Strike
fl0m3717
sgares426
Skadoodle215
Other Games
summit1g8475
C9.Mang0741
ViBE300
Trikslyr59
PPMD45
ProTech13
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick943
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 20 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• RyuSc2 62
• davetesta37
• musti20045 31
• OhrlRock 2
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• Azhi_Dahaki27
• RayReign 21
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21541
• Ler82
League of Legends
• Doublelift4624
Other Games
• Scarra588
Upcoming Events
RSL Revival
9h 44m
Reynor vs Scarlett
ShoWTimE vs Classic
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
14h 44m
Replay Cast
1d 1h
SOOP
1d 8h
Cure vs Zoun
SC Evo League
1d 11h
Road to EWC
1d 13h
SOOP Global
1d 14h
Future vs MaNa
Harstem vs Cham
BSL: ProLeague
1d 17h
Sziky vs JDConan
Cross vs MadiNho
Hawk vs Bonyth
Circuito Brasileiro de…
1d 19h
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
[ Show More ]
Road to EWC
2 days
BSL: ProLeague
2 days
UltrA vs TBD
Dewalt vs TBD
Replay Cast
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
The PondCast
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #3 - GSC
2025 GSL S2
Heroes 10 EU

Ongoing

JPL Season 2
BSL 2v2 Season 3
BSL Season 20
Acropolis #3
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 2
NPSL S3
Rose Open S1
CSL 17: 2025 SUMMER
Copa Latinoamericana 4
RSL Revival: Season 1
Murky Cup #2
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters
CCT Season 2 Global Finals
IEM Melbourne 2025
YaLLa Compass Qatar 2025
PGL Bucharest 2025

Upcoming

NPSL Lushan
CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
K-Championship
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
SEL Season 2 Championship
Esports World Cup 2025
HSC XXVII
Championship of Russia 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.