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HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
April 11 2008 08:52 GMT
#241
You forgot to extend the pinky, tsk tsk, bad form.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
April 11 2008 17:08 GMT
#242
hahah
Moderator<:3-/-<
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
April 11 2008 17:28 GMT
#243
I thought you only extended the pinky for drinking tea.
wtf
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 11 2008 17:40 GMT
#244
On April 07 2008 14:20 BroOd wrote:
Tequila is so rotten. Last time I drank that shit I ended up with a concussion.

JD, on the other hand, is quite delicious.


try drinking clear tequila instead of that yellow crap
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5457 Posts
April 11 2008 17:47 GMT
#245
i think i'm still drunk from last night...
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
April 11 2008 17:51 GMT
#246
im drinkin' wine

do you guys know how great it is to drink 2 glasses of wine and then smoke a bowl, its great
hello there
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 11 2008 17:53 GMT
#247
On April 07 2008 00:57 KOFgokuon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2008 06:30 Hypnosis wrote:
who is on a computer when they drink?


i always go onto my computer before i go to bed
either to check email, drunk IM, drunk message, or leave up a hilarious away msg


i do most weekdays coming home from work.
XK ßubonic
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
April 11 2008 18:02 GMT
#248
On April 12 2008 02:40 bdams19 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2008 14:20 BroOd wrote:
Tequila is so rotten. Last time I drank that shit I ended up with a concussion.

JD, on the other hand, is quite delicious.


try drinking clear tequila instead of that yellow crap


I hate tequilla, but he's right. Clear is about 1000x better. Yellow is insta-vomit for me.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
April 11 2008 18:04 GMT
#249
On April 12 2008 02:51 MarklarMarklar wrote:
im drinkin' wine

do you guys know how great it is to drink 2 glasses of wine and then smoke a bowl, its great


Yeah, that's bed time for me. Wine knocks me out to begin with haha.

Tonight is wings, captain, beer, blunts and Rangers hockey. Mmmmmmm
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bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 11 2008 18:15 GMT
#250
red wine makes you tired and is for cuddling

white wine makes you horny and is for fucking

remember that on your next date
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
April 11 2008 18:41 GMT
#251
Haha, I never knew that. I was always big on red, just because my grandmother always gives it with dinner since i was young. Italian food is meant for wine
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
April 11 2008 20:04 GMT
#252
It depends. There are so many different kinds of wine that it simply can't boil down to such a primitive formula.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-11 22:13:34
April 11 2008 22:13 GMT
#253
I plan to stay drunk or high this entire weekend.

I only have an hour to prepare!

This weekend is like the last hurrah before final exams start to get too close and require studying
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
April 12 2008 05:32 GMT
#254
yeh so im drunk

i dominated in some foosbal, as usuall, haha. Im beginning to get quite the reputation. haha.
my friend is throwing up in the bathroom as i type this. what new? huh? haha. TL net where are you?
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
April 12 2008 06:28 GMT
#255
1;57am im already drunk...not hook up, no girl for me today, not horny tough....hmmmm, my future gf didnt wanted to hang out whit me today due to a "family holiday" tomorrow, blahblah blah...need more alcohol kthxbye
:)
8882
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
2720 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-13 01:03:12
April 13 2008 01:02 GMT
#256
attn all scotts
dont call me fucking malaka when Im helping you to get to the fucking hostel, or I will fucking twist your fucking arm till you fucking cry and then fucking take you there with or without your cooperation
according to my research everyone cries if you twist his hand hard enough and if it does not work you can always put a finger in the eye and I was fucking how to beat people for fucking five years
also if you cant drink dont drink
I have returned
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-13 01:09:41
April 13 2008 01:08 GMT
#257
On April 05 2008 19:09 mAKiTO wrote:
itsd 6 am i jsy ghome im watsed of my as... i cant sleeep cocaine sux i need to find out why the fuck i hang out with the people i said i shoukddnt hang out with, i m like wtf i want to change but life is so boring without this i like to go out i tryed to stop it and hang out with only finalllly but it just doresnt fill the hole i have inside..maybe i should give god a tryt to fill the hole i always in my life, shit i gave drgs a tra alchoocl, my gf my fruends but nothing sems to fele the hole maybe god would be it i have a friend whos christian i gonna takj to her about how to get ckoser to god

omg i dont remember posting in this thread rofl
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
HamIAm
Profile Joined December 2007
16 Posts
April 13 2008 01:21 GMT
#258
On March 28 2008 07:23 ZaplinG wrote:
I realize 6:22 on a thursday evening probably isnt the best time to start this thread, but whatever. We party like rockstars at my college.

? Everyone drinks on Thursdays in college. Tis College night.
The cheese stands Alone
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20143 Posts
April 13 2008 01:34 GMT
#259
On April 13 2008 10:08 mAKiTO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2008 19:09 mAKiTO wrote:
itsd 6 am i jsy ghome im watsed of my as... i cant sleeep cocaine sux i need to find out why the fuck i hang out with the people i said i shoukddnt hang out with, i m like wtf i want to change but life is so boring without this i like to go out i tryed to stop it and hang out with only finalllly but it just doresnt fill the hole i have inside..maybe i should give god a tryt to fill the hole i always in my life, shit i gave drgs a tra alchoocl, my gf my fruends but nothing sems to fele the hole maybe god would be it i have a friend whos christian i gonna takj to her about how to get ckoser to god

omg i dont remember posting in this thread rofl



hmmm...people should use this as a drunken notepad so they know what they did last night (and everyone else too ofc)
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
April 13 2008 07:07 GMT
#260
y teveerna llroar y me verna llroar yo te vere llroar pero muuuuuuuy tarde cuando ya ni em acurde de tii y en tu cara t pueda decir nina hermosa por ti ya no muerooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaay hombee
miuu difenrete es q todavia te ame a q nunca rt voi a aovidar
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
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