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ToT)SiLeNcE(
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany590 Posts
April 26 2008 23:58 GMT
#281
So, a situation everyone should be familiar with:
You and the girl, you both feel that you are basically made for each other. Yet you have known each other for more than 5 years and are very good friends. What to do now? Nothing happens but you can still go home after the evening, drink and reflect, put some cool music on your headphones and just become one with yourself.
Diude
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada124 Posts
April 27 2008 01:12 GMT
#282
'im going to get smashed brb in a few hours.
Peepeeteepee for the Sprinkling Weewee
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
April 27 2008 05:18 GMT
#283
It's been a few hours and you are not back. Congrats, I guess.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-27 11:06:43
April 27 2008 11:06 GMT
#284
I'm cheesing my fucking balls off, dude.

edit: rockin' tits
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-27 11:18:44
April 27 2008 11:17 GMT
#285
FUUUUUCK! I'm so drunk. And all my friends are NOT around me!!!!!

WTF is their problems? Okay, one of my friends is out of state. Another is bipolar and on a downswing, and another is vanished from the planet. And the rest aren't great friends... fine!

SURE! All that is true. BUT! I have this thread to post in. And so I will. Ferocious counter attack!


I've been playing FFTactics with my soloist! He's kicking ass. The first bit was kinda hard, but now I'm past the rat's cellar level and with guts(yell, accumulate)+move-hp-up things are going really smoothly. Of course I'm level 34 already. Which is re-fuckin-diculous!

Okey doke. party on garth!~
Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
April 27 2008 11:21 GMT
#286
On April 27 2008 08:58 ToT)SiLeNcE( wrote:
So, a situation everyone should be familiar with:
You and the girl, you both feel that you are basically made for each other. Yet you have known each other for more than 5 years and are very good friends. What to do now? Nothing happens but you can still go home after the evening, drink and reflect, put some cool music on your headphones and just become one with yourself.


What you do if you haven't figured it out yet: You ask her if she wants to date you. Then she says no. Then you just fool around with her when you're drunk. And when the girl actually says yes, you get into a shortlived relationship with her and then break up the first time your interests conflict with hers.

Yes.... I'm a pessimist.
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-28 09:15:22
April 28 2008 09:13 GMT
#287
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

Ppl got more drunk than me and wanted to stop..... Shit the night wasnt even that great. I had to walk a girl like half a mile up the hill to the dorm so she wouldnt run off and fall down.

We were out in the field so that was good at least, then some cunt who lived in a cabin nearby got woken up by our shit. Bitch.... Anyway she said she was gonna call the cops if we didnt keep quiet and the girls then wanted to go home. Fukken bullshit we didn't even drink 2 liters of wine and there was 4 people there. I had to carry a bag with shit as well and it was heavy. It was kinda cold too. Shit im so fucking tired.

Last time we met to drink was on 4/20 and I threw up fast and went to bed..... The others got very drunk and hung out for way mo. This time THEY got too drunk and didn't want to continue while I was the most sober one and wanted to keep going.

Oh and one of the 2 girls is a virgin and all so we was doint spin the bottle and it was escalation (hug then kiss on teh cheek then on the lips and then tounge). Shit she was so fucking adamant about not wanting to do tounge even for a second. Shit no1 was trying to take advantage of he we all friends but nooooooooooooo with her holy ass it was no way shed kiss tounge. Weak sauce!

edit: well at least one of te guys in my friend's dorm room left so I'll have a bed to sleep on.
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
April 28 2008 09:18 GMT
#288
Man I need to go to Ukraine, get drunk like shit and fuck. What happens in eastern Europe stays in eastern Europe. Here in America shit is so lame........ if u make too much noise ppl will call the cops on ur ass.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
April 28 2008 10:52 GMT
#289
Fix your post, douche.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5404 Posts
April 28 2008 13:40 GMT
#290
FINALS ARE OVER

IM GETTING WASTED TONIGHT

WILL POST ITT
Moderator
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 28 2008 16:20 GMT
#291
On April 18 2008 18:02 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I'm quitting drinking for the next 3 months (or at least drinking so much) while I start a qorkout for the summer. I think I'll limit myself for the weekends like once or twice a month or something.


Exactly what I've been thinking of doing. Or least try to.........
XK ßubonic
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5404 Posts
April 29 2008 04:42 GMT
#292
i vould barely fidn this thread

im totally wastee off yager


1000% yager

is thie shit
Moderator
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32160 Posts
April 29 2008 13:33 GMT
#293
jagabambs
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
April 30 2008 05:54 GMT
#294
wooohooo

svedka vodka is pretty amazing for a good price.

I highly reccomend it
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
April 30 2008 08:55 GMT
#295
yeah svedka is definitely a great "cheap" vodka.

im so proud of myself i jimmy-rigged a direcTV receiver in my bedroom. im not gonna lie im really fuckin psyched about this.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-30 09:02:45
April 30 2008 09:02 GMT
#296
Svedka Vodka is cheaper than lets say Absolut Vodka, but both are two fine Swedish vodkas !

Anyways, It's "Valborg" here in sweden today. I think the english translation would be "Walpurgis" but afaik It's not celebrated anywhere else except in the nordic countries and maybe germany?

Basically we celebrate the coming of spring/summer, and it's really popular among students who are in college and in high-school. It's probably the worst holiday when it comes to "drunkeness" as more people than ever get wasted, it's even worse than new years eve I think. So, I hope I'll find my way to this thread in 12++ hours ;D
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-30 11:10:24
April 30 2008 11:09 GMT
#297
Ah my local liquor store recently discontinued Svedka [] and they were selling it really cheap^^. I picked up a couple of bottles of the "clementine" (think orange) flavored. I was really impressed with the quality Im enjoying sipping it on the rocks.
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-30 13:17:35
April 30 2008 13:11 GMT
#298
Alright, it's 3:11 pm, weather is good, school is done for the day, and I hold in my hand; an ice cold beer. Cheers!
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
April 30 2008 13:44 GMT
#299
On April 30 2008 22:11 meRz wrote:
Alright, it's 3:11 pm, weather is good, school is done for the day, and I hold in my hand; an ice cold beer. Cheers!

school today?

All our classes are cancelled this day every year because nobody comes anyway

Been a great day so far, nice weather. Just been catching some food, going back~~
Enter a Uh
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
April 30 2008 19:05 GMT
#300
Okay you newbies, since it seems like no one except sweden and the other nordic countries are getting wasted today, I take responsibility for keeping this thread up.

So I had a few beers at home while I had a shower and various other bullshit stuff not to be reckoned with. Then went to a friend to pregame some more. We ended up playing some xbox630 and ordering pizza while getting drunk. After that it was time for some sauna, which was awesome, and its 21:00 pm atm and we're about to head out, just downing a few more beers before that. GL.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
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