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On March 02 2008 10:07 liosama wrote:
A player named stork
who looks like a dork
played a game against flash
lost in a fashion that was rash
now he is waiting for another match
inspired by zherak now
There exists a reaver with no name
who has 4 workers inside his brain (ta MDT)
workers scatter like flies,
the player cries while the reaver dies
and the shuttle returns to main
lol
I just had to point out some things on these two. The rhyming scheme on limericks is AABBA, and the A lines are longer than the B lines. So for the first one here, it just sounds weird, as if you were simply reading it. For the second, the B lines dont match in syllables, so it breaks rhythm.
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There once was a zergling named Ke,
Who attacked a barracks with glee,
But a tank on a hill
That was shooting to kill,
Destroyed him quite gruesomely.
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there was a dark templar on temple
who claimed the map imba and mental
the terrans can cliff
we cant do a whiff
but wait for something accidental
hm i think i got the rhyme scheme and rhythm thing correct...
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I'll bite :D with some tasty terran stuff ^^
There once was a vulturebike driver,
Called Jeremy I. R. Collider,
He ducked and he dived
He swerved and he strived,
Then I macro'd and he suicided
A dropship once had a strange urge,
To run headlong into a scourge,
A scuffle ensued,
Much pain was accrued,
- Boxer typed 'gg no re zerg'
An orc gosu once said I sucked,
So I said I would take him straight up,
He rushed with a grunt,
And some hero-type c*nt,
When my tank said 'you're royally fucked!'
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Hmm.
There once was a medic, you see
Drew too much attention, oh gee!
She's falling to pieces
She huffs and she wheezes
Now she's gone, yes indeed, just debris
Edit: That was fun, lets try another
Marines and their like often say
Defilers and Dark Swarm are gay
Zerg players are whores
They play on all fours
Please die in a fire, today
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5673 Posts
Oh this is just awesome. Thank, you, thank you, thank you. Some of these are pure gold.
Edit:
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
Roflmao xD
Re-edit:
Ahahahaha -
The limerick's structure somewhat
necessitates *eloquent* smut.
If you haven't the time
to learn meter and rhyme,
then don't write them, you ignorant slut.
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There once was a Zerg in disfavor,
Of those with cheesy behavior,
His great defense,
Made dairy wince,
As all others cried, "Hark, the Savior!"
or
There once was a Zealot from Auir,
Whose valiant stride did others inspire,
But he ignored the signs,
"O shit, mines!"
Our hero was sent home in blue fire.
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Belgium6774 Posts
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A terran was happily walling
His turtling was truly appalling
So I cannoned his rax
While he cried HAX!
And he left the game bawling
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There was a young boy from korea,
Who made progaming his career,
He said 'fuck the ladies,
Who needs a mercedes,
Give me high APM not a beer'
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There once was a carrier fleet,
I thought was rather neat,
Flash said 'nigga please',
Filled his missiles with cheese,
And gained epic win in a heartbeat :D
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Australia3225 Posts
They say Terran is an imba race,
In the hand of a novice they're a disgrace.
While I play Protoss and I want you to know,
With 80 apm, I look like a pro.
But I still proxy DT.. just in case.
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A poor Terran player named Lee,
Was on a twelve-oh Abyss spree,
But transferred his workers,
Into a pair of stopped Lurkers,
And typed clearstats YES, go re?
Damnit, I always pronounce it EYE-CUP, but it is actually EYE-SEE-CUP, which fucks up the rhythm. Maybe a complete rewrite is in order. [EDIT: ICCUP->Abyss, which is kinda cheating, but oh well.]
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zherak your stuff is quite good. i enjoy them. same with everyone else doing the sc theme ^_^
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On March 02 2008 11:55 Zherak wrote:
A poor Terran player named Lee,
Was on a twelve-oh Abyss spree,
But transferred his workers,
Into a pair of stopped Lurkers,
And typed clearstats YES, go re?
LOL GOSU
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On March 02 2008 11:55 Zherak wrote:
A poor Terran player named Lee,
Was on a twelve-oh Abyss spree,
But transferred his workers,
Into a pair of stopped Lurkers,
And typed clearstats YES, go re?
I was going to do one, then I saw this and gave up.
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There was a young internet geek,
Who had sex three times a week,
'This is absolute heaven,
I'm 1 3 3 7
Time to blow up Monique'
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It's a common known fact on the net,
That boredom makes toss players wet,
They go for a sleep,
Then take a leak,
And ask 'come on, have I won yet??'
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A lurker stood lone on a hill,
When Marines came in for the kill,
The Overmind told,
To burrow and hold,
And wait for the ultimate thrill.
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The fans were expecting a show,
boxer vs yellow, what great foes!
But He just built bunkers,
So the games were all clunkers,
which meant tears for a zerg named Jin Ho.
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EPT
