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Xeofreestyler
Belgium6774 Posts
http://limerickdb.com/ Set up by the owner of xkcd.com There's some pretty good ones! A preoccupied vegan named Hugh picked up the wrong sandwich to chew. He took a big bite before spitting, in fright, "OMG, WTF, BBQ!" There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "Bless my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one." etc. Writers go for it! (Are there any, besides defenestrate?) | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
There once was a man named Bertold Who drank beer when the weather grew cold As he reached for his cup... "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!" Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled! hahaha, limerickrolled! that's brilliant! | ||
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Narrator
United States868 Posts
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say That you have just made A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
On February 23 2008 21:27 Aepplet wrote: hahaha, limerickrolled! that's brilliant! <3 | ||
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XCetron
5226 Posts
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
On D&D A young dungeon master named Dink Had trouble with holding his drink, And while taking a piss, Rolled a critical miss, Thus voiding right into the sink. On economics While some might enjoy reading Hume, IS-LM curves spell my doom. At the mention of Keynes, I will shit in my Hanes (or maybe my Fruit of the Loom). | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On February 23 2008 21:27 Aepplet wrote: hahaha, limerickrolled! that's brilliant! wow that was brilliant genius | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
There once was a buggy AI Who decided her subject should die. When the plot was uncovered, The subjected discovered That sadly the cake was a lie. & my favorite. There once was a small juicy orange, ...fuck. | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
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LTT
Shakuras1095 Posts
#12 + (215) - [X] There once was a gal from Peru whose limericks stopped on line two. #31 + (213) - [X] There once was a man from Verdun | ||
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Moletrap
United States1297 Posts
It was actually fascinating, and I happened to be very into limericks at the time, and wrote: There exists an antelope species There are horns that are pronged on these beasties All that they do is mate Eat, war, and defacate The mothers have to eat their young's fesces Yes... when they are young, their mothers have to lick their butts to clean them up. | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
On February 24 2008 19:08 InfesTeD]i[ wrote: I suck at writing this, but nice stuff Xeofreestyler , defenestrate, energies Just copy pasted that stuff, here is one I did. I know its not really a limerick by definition, and I have to apologies upfront for how bad this will be =/. There once was a website called TeamLiquid dot net. Whos patrons, often used the site as an outlet. With users like Charlie, Strafe and Dronebabo rpf, Stimey and the Romanians too. You could be sure to have a good time, without a Salvia cigarette. | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
Who wrote limericks with only two lines | ||
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
A fellow named RowdierBob Had sworn to stick cocks in his gob If Froz beat Jaedong Lee. Predicting this wrongly, Bob started a stickier job. | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
Here's another nice one: http://www.oedilf.com. Stands for the Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form. | ||
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Zherak
Norway256 Posts
I once knew a girl, rather vile - She thought regular sex lacked real style, I pulled out of her slowly, And she began to blow me, Then swallowed it down with a smile. There was a poor geezer named Clyde, Who had grown rather tired of his bride, He hooked up with a cheap whore, (The only one he could pay for) - Now his penis has withered and died. | ||
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Zherak
Norway256 Posts
a) Write StarCraft themed limericks b) Vote them to the top I struggle with the rhymes, but here's one to kick it off: There was once a Zealot from Aiur, Who was dropped on a Tank to draw fire, He was instantly killed, But his goal was fulfilled, Now he's the Dragoon they require. | ||
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sith
United States2474 Posts
On March 02 2008 09:38 Zherak wrote: We need to: a) Write StarCraft themed limericks b) Vote them to the top I struggle with the rhymes, but here's one to kick it off: There was once a Zealot from Aiur, Who was dropped on a Tank to draw fire, He was instantly killed, But his goal was fulfilled, Now he's the Dragoon they require. You are the fucking limerick king. | ||
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liosama
Australia843 Posts
who macroed gols in a dash they came and they saw they conquered some more and now Terran have a new catch A player named stork who looks like a dork played a game against flash lost in a fashion that was rash now he is waiting for another match inspired by zherak now There exists a reaver with no name who has 4 workers inside his brain (ta MDT) workers scatter like flies, the player cries while the reaver dies and the shuttle returns to main lol | ||
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iG.Aura
Poland686 Posts
On March 02 2008 09:38 Zherak wrote: We need to: a) Write StarCraft themed limericks b) Vote them to the top I struggle with the rhymes, but here's one to kick it off: There was once a Zealot from Aiur, Who was dropped on a Tank to draw fire, He was instantly killed, But his goal was fulfilled, Now he's the Dragoon they require. woowwww thats a really nice one man | ||
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
On March 02 2008 10:07 liosama wrote: A player named stork who looks like a dork played a game against flash lost in a fashion that was rash now he is waiting for another match inspired by zherak now There exists a reaver with no name who has 4 workers inside his brain (ta MDT) workers scatter like flies, the player cries while the reaver dies and the shuttle returns to main lol I just had to point out some things on these two. The rhyming scheme on limericks is AABBA, and the A lines are longer than the B lines. So for the first one here, it just sounds weird, as if you were simply reading it. For the second, the B lines dont match in syllables, so it breaks rhythm. | ||
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obloquy
United States265 Posts
Who attacked a barracks with glee, But a tank on a hill That was shooting to kill, Destroyed him quite gruesomely. | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
who claimed the map imba and mental the terrans can cliff we cant do a whiff but wait for something accidental hm i think i got the rhyme scheme and rhythm thing correct... | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
There once was a vulturebike driver, Called Jeremy I. R. Collider, He ducked and he dived He swerved and he strived, Then I macro'd and he suicided A dropship once had a strange urge, To run headlong into a scourge, A scuffle ensued, Much pain was accrued, - Boxer typed 'gg no re zerg' An orc gosu once said I sucked, So I said I would take him straight up, He rushed with a grunt, And some hero-type c*nt, When my tank said 'you're royally fucked!' | ||
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Meh
Sweden458 Posts
There once was a medic, you see Drew too much attention, oh gee! She's falling to pieces She huffs and she wheezes Now she's gone, yes indeed, just debris Edit: That was fun, lets try another Marines and their like often say Defilers and Dark Swarm are gay Zerg players are whores They play on all fours Please die in a fire, today | ||
riptide
5673 Posts
Edit: There once was a buggy AI Who decided her subject should die. When the plot was uncovered, The subjected discovered That sadly the cake was a lie. Roflmao xD Re-edit: Ahahahaha - The limerick's structure somewhat necessitates *eloquent* smut. If you haven't the time to learn meter and rhyme, then don't write them, you ignorant slut. | ||
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MTF
United States1739 Posts
Of those with cheesy behavior, His great defense, Made dairy wince, As all others cried, "Hark, the Savior!" or There once was a Zealot from Auir, Whose valiant stride did others inspire, But he ignored the signs, "O shit, mines!" Our hero was sent home in blue fire. | ||
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Xeofreestyler
Belgium6774 Posts
nice stuff guys! | ||
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pokeyAA
United States936 Posts
His turtling was truly appalling So I cannoned his rax While he cried HAX! And he left the game bawling | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Who made progaming his career, He said 'fuck the ladies, Who needs a mercedes, Give me high APM not a beer' | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
I thought was rather neat, Flash said 'nigga please', Filled his missiles with cheese, And gained epic win in a heartbeat :D | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
In the hand of a novice they're a disgrace. While I play Protoss and I want you to know, With 80 apm, I look like a pro. But I still proxy DT.. just in case. | ||
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Zherak
Norway256 Posts
Was on a twelve-oh Abyss spree, But transferred his workers, Into a pair of stopped Lurkers, And typed clearstats YES, go re? Damnit, I always pronounce it EYE-CUP, but it is actually EYE-SEE-CUP, which fucks up the rhythm. Maybe a complete rewrite is in order. [EDIT: ICCUP->Abyss, which is kinda cheating, but oh well.] | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On March 02 2008 11:55 Zherak wrote: A poor Terran player named Lee, Was on a twelve-oh Abyss spree, But transferred his workers, Into a pair of stopped Lurkers, And typed clearstats YES, go re? LOL GOSU | ||
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xBTx
Canada542 Posts
On March 02 2008 11:55 Zherak wrote: A poor Terran player named Lee, Was on a twelve-oh Abyss spree, But transferred his workers, Into a pair of stopped Lurkers, And typed clearstats YES, go re? I was going to do one, then I saw this and gave up. | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Who had sex three times a week, 'This is absolute heaven, I'm 1 3 3 7 Time to blow up Monique' | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
That boredom makes toss players wet, They go for a sleep, Then take a leak, And ask 'come on, have I won yet??' | ||
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obloquy
United States265 Posts
When Marines came in for the kill, The Overmind told, To burrow and hold, And wait for the ultimate thrill. | ||
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
boxer vs yellow, what great foes! But He just built bunkers, So the games were all clunkers, which meant tears for a zerg named Jin Ho. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
A mine was planted at noon, To T it was quite a boon, Maybe kill some zeals Or turn probes into meals Too bad it died to a goon And another: The shuttle was bobbing in the air The terran moved out, it was quite a dare But the zeal popped out And the mines came about A lesson that t's should beware And yet another: The mine saw the reaver coming, and activated it's guidance for homing. But it fell in the line and on came the mine and the explosion was indeed quite numbing. And still another: Mines were laid all over the place, No Protoss ground units could face, So he built carriers and flew over the barriers and the tanks died without a trace. | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
Until we saw his six Spires. But then the Zealots killed five, And the sole building survived: Now there's a new strat that inspires! (ok, so I cheated on the rhymes, but I couldn't resist the pun :p) | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
'Cause he knew he'd eas'ly collect. But he began to have doubts, When tormented by scouts, To the tune of twelve grand he got Rek'd. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=63249 | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Oh what a day to be gay I drove the nail into the hole Oh whats that you say? Harder? It grows as hard as a poll! I lay there exhausted. Sad? Nay. But my ass? What a toll! | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
But then came a new thread on TL; He made two dozen lists Of his most sought-after fists, New Commandment: Don't ask, don't tell! | ||
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
On March 02 2008 14:23 SonuvBob wrote: We all thought we knew Inc so well, But then came a new thread on TL; He made two dozen lists Of his most sought-after fists, New Commandment: Don't ask, don't tell! OOOHHHH BUUUUURRRRRN! | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Yet some still find time to quibble Such drab makes my soul corrode When you act, like a Stubble Hard to cut and causes my skin to errode I want to pop you like a Pimple | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
Life rarely rewards for what you have given, Take it or leave, You may prefer to receive, If like kyari, you're designatedly driven. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
You opt rather to give cliche When in favor, prefer I to rot Your words like paper mache Sit, and make you a dot | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
But fuck if I understand! I prefer watching TV Over Dostoyevsky, Cheap limericks are all I can stand. | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
Oh, were these supposed to be about Starcraft? | ||
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Xeofreestyler
Belgium6774 Posts
keep going at em :D | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
got contained by a single lurker he macro'ed so hard moved out like a retard OH SHIT we forgot the observer | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Who fast-queened a noob and got rolled, He said 'luck: please re me' They said 'fine: don't gay me' So he 5pooled their lame ass and lol'd | ||
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drug_vict1m
844 Posts
On March 02 2008 11:53 Energies wrote: They say Terran is an imba race, In the hand of a novice they're a disgrace. While I play Protoss and I want you to know, With 80 apm, I look like a pro. But I still proxy DT.. just in case. hahaha, beautiful ending.loved it <3 | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
With whom peasants and soldiers can fight. For their day in the sun, Three banded as one, And revealed our IRC's might! | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On March 04 2008 03:46 SonuvBob wrote: I hear tales of a powerful knight, With whom peasants and soldiers can fight. For their day in the sun, Three banded as one, And revealed our IRC's might! hahahahah so good | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
edit: got one :| They flew with strength in the skies Hungry they seemed from the cries But Marines came to fight They didn't pull out right And all nine of them dropped like flies | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
who said 'A+ only, msg me' i took the whole map and he claimed that i hacked to which i said 'u-_-r-_-e-_-z' alternate ending + Show Spoiler + i think your aka is yubee! | ||
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Agahnim
Netherlands132 Posts
On February 25 2008 02:41 defenestrate wrote: In regard to the Proleague Grand Finals: A fellow named RowdierBob Had sworn to stick cocks in his gob If Froz beat Jaedong Lee. Predicting this wrongly, Bob started a stickier job. Brilliant  | ||
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
While my English is going to hell. I've adapted this plan Because zerglings won't scan, Whereas chogulings scan very well. | ||
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
Your poems are far from sublime. It's cool about Starcraft. But it all sounds so daft. Cause limericks take a lot more skill. | ||
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
On March 04 2008 06:31 bumatlarge wrote: You guys need to learn how to rhyme. Your poems are far from sublime. It's cool about Starcraft. But it all sounds so daft. Cause limericks take a lot more skill. 0/10 would not read again | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
loved to footfuck, so we called her Punt til one day she died one last foot, oversized and her lungs took most of the brunt | ||
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CDRdude
United States5625 Posts
On February 25 2008 23:54 qrs wrote: Some pretty good limericks on that site. Here's another nice one: http://www.oedilf.com. Stands for the Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form. I was going to post that, but I see you beat me to it. Anyway, this site (the new one) has much better formatting and stuff | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
The Jeweler: "Three rings for three Kings! Lords, they're done. "Seven dwarves, of course (pardon the pun). "Since you men will be dyin', "I've given you nine." "And you?" "Oh, I'll just keep the one." P.S. feel free to bash it if you like, I wouldn't post it here otherwise | ||
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CDRdude
United States5625 Posts
On March 12 2008 01:47 qrs wrote: Well, I submitted one to limerickdb, but it's not about Starcraft, I'm afraid. I hope it's not, like, too subtle or anything: The Jeweler: "Three rings for three Kings! Lords, they're done. "Seven dwarves, of course (pardon the pun). "Since you men will be dyin', "I've given you nine." "And you?" "Oh, I'll just keep the one." P.S. feel free to bash it if you like, I wouldn't post it here otherwise That was you? I voted it up the other day, it's really good | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
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