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Xeofreestyler
Belgium6766 Posts
http://limerickdb.com/ Set up by the owner of xkcd.com There's some pretty good ones! A preoccupied vegan named Hugh picked up the wrong sandwich to chew. He took a big bite before spitting, in fright, "OMG, WTF, BBQ!" There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "Bless my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one." etc. Writers go for it! (Are there any, besides defenestrate?) | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
There once was a man named Bertold Who drank beer when the weather grew cold As he reached for his cup... "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!" Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled! hahaha, limerickrolled! that's brilliant! | ||
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Narrator
United States868 Posts
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say That you have just made A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
On February 23 2008 21:27 Aepplet wrote: hahaha, limerickrolled! that's brilliant! <3 | ||
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XCetron
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
On D&D A young dungeon master named Dink Had trouble with holding his drink, And while taking a piss, Rolled a critical miss, Thus voiding right into the sink. On economics While some might enjoy reading Hume, IS-LM curves spell my doom. At the mention of Keynes, I will shit in my Hanes (or maybe my Fruit of the Loom). | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On February 23 2008 21:27 Aepplet wrote: hahaha, limerickrolled! that's brilliant! wow that was brilliant genius | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
There once was a buggy AI Who decided her subject should die. When the plot was uncovered, The subjected discovered That sadly the cake was a lie. & my favorite. There once was a small juicy orange, ...fuck. | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
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LTT
Shakuras1095 Posts
#12 + (215) - [X] There once was a gal from Peru whose limericks stopped on line two. #31 + (213) - [X] There once was a man from Verdun | ||
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Moletrap
United States1297 Posts
It was actually fascinating, and I happened to be very into limericks at the time, and wrote: There exists an antelope species There are horns that are pronged on these beasties All that they do is mate Eat, war, and defacate The mothers have to eat their young's fesces Yes... when they are young, their mothers have to lick their butts to clean them up. | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
On February 24 2008 19:08 InfesTeD]i[ wrote: I suck at writing this, but nice stuff Xeofreestyler , defenestrate, energies Just copy pasted that stuff, here is one I did. I know its not really a limerick by definition, and I have to apologies upfront for how bad this will be =/. There once was a website called TeamLiquid dot net. Whos patrons, often used the site as an outlet. With users like Charlie, Strafe and Dronebabo rpf, Stimey and the Romanians too. You could be sure to have a good time, without a Salvia cigarette. | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
Who wrote limericks with only two lines | ||
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defenestrate
United States579 Posts
A fellow named RowdierBob Had sworn to stick cocks in his gob If Froz beat Jaedong Lee. Predicting this wrongly, Bob started a stickier job. | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
Here's another nice one: http://www.oedilf.com. Stands for the Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form. | ||
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Zherak
Norway256 Posts
I once knew a girl, rather vile - She thought regular sex lacked real style, I pulled out of her slowly, And she began to blow me, Then swallowed it down with a smile. There was a poor geezer named Clyde, Who had grown rather tired of his bride, He hooked up with a cheap whore, (The only one he could pay for) - Now his penis has withered and died. | ||
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Zherak
Norway256 Posts
a) Write StarCraft themed limericks b) Vote them to the top I struggle with the rhymes, but here's one to kick it off: There was once a Zealot from Aiur, Who was dropped on a Tank to draw fire, He was instantly killed, But his goal was fulfilled, Now he's the Dragoon they require. | ||
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sith
United States2474 Posts
On March 02 2008 09:38 Zherak wrote: We need to: a) Write StarCraft themed limericks b) Vote them to the top I struggle with the rhymes, but here's one to kick it off: There was once a Zealot from Aiur, Who was dropped on a Tank to draw fire, He was instantly killed, But his goal was fulfilled, Now he's the Dragoon they require. You are the fucking limerick king. | ||
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liosama
Australia843 Posts
who macroed gols in a dash they came and they saw they conquered some more and now Terran have a new catch A player named stork who looks like a dork played a game against flash lost in a fashion that was rash now he is waiting for another match inspired by zherak now There exists a reaver with no name who has 4 workers inside his brain (ta MDT) workers scatter like flies, the player cries while the reaver dies and the shuttle returns to main lol | ||
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iG.Aura
Poland686 Posts
On March 02 2008 09:38 Zherak wrote: We need to: a) Write StarCraft themed limericks b) Vote them to the top I struggle with the rhymes, but here's one to kick it off: There was once a Zealot from Aiur, Who was dropped on a Tank to draw fire, He was instantly killed, But his goal was fulfilled, Now he's the Dragoon they require. woowwww thats a really nice one man | ||
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