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Why mines suck:
A mine was planted at noon,
To T it was quite a boon,
Maybe kill some zeals
Or turn probes into meals
Too bad it died to a goon
And another:
The shuttle was bobbing in the air
The terran moved out, it was quite a dare
But the zeal popped out
And the mines came about
A lesson that t's should beware
And yet another:
The mine saw the reaver coming,
and activated it's guidance for homing.
But it fell in the line
and on came the mine
and the explosion was indeed quite numbing.
And still another:
Mines were laid all over the place,
No Protoss ground units could face,
So he built carriers
and flew over the barriers
and the tanks died without a trace.
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There once was a Zerg all admired,
Until we saw his six Spires.
But then the Zealots killed five,
And the sole building survived:
Now there's a new strat that inspires!
(ok, so I cheated on the rhymes, but I couldn't resist the pun :p)
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On Being Gay
Oh what a day to be gay
I drove the nail into the hole
Oh whats that you say?
Harder? It grows as hard as a poll!
I lay there exhausted. Sad? Nay.
But my ass? What a toll!
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We all thought we knew Inc so well,
But then came a new thread on TL;
He made two dozen lists
Of his most sought-after fists,
New Commandment: Don't ask, don't tell!
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On March 02 2008 14:23 SonuvBob wrote:
We all thought we knew Inc so well,
But then came a new thread on TL;
He made two dozen lists
Of his most sought-after fists,
New Commandment: Don't ask, don't tell!
OOOHHHH BUUUUURRRRRN!
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I upload and upload
Yet some still find time to quibble
Such drab makes my soul corrode
When you act, like a Stubble
Hard to cut and causes my skin to errode
I want to pop you like a Pimple
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You should know that for all we have striven,
Life rarely rewards for what you have given,
Take it or leave,
You may prefer to receive,
If like kyari, you're designatedly driven.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Advice beckoned not
You opt rather to give cliche
When in favor, prefer I to rot
Your words like paper mache
Sit, and make you a dot
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Your poetry truly is grand,
But fuck if I understand!
I prefer watching TV
Over Dostoyevsky,
Cheap limericks are all I can stand.
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This thread needs some HonestTea.
Oh, were these supposed to be about Starcraft?
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Belgium6774 Posts
Doesnt matter
keep going at em :D
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There was once a protoss commander
got contained by a single lurker
he macro'ed so hard
moved out like a retard
OH SHIT we forgot the observer
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There once was a ToT/incontrol,
Who fast-queened a noob and got rolled,
He said 'luck: please re me'
They said 'fine: don't gay me'
So he 5pooled their lame ass and lol'd
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On March 02 2008 11:53 Energies wrote:
They say Terran is an imba race,
In the hand of a novice they're a disgrace.
While I play Protoss and I want you to know,
With 80 apm, I look like a pro.
But I still proxy DT.. just in case.
hahaha, beautiful ending.loved it <3
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I hear tales of a powerful knight,
With whom peasants and soldiers can fight.
For their day in the sun,
Three banded as one,
And revealed our IRC's might!
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On March 04 2008 03:46 SonuvBob wrote:
I hear tales of a powerful knight,
With whom peasants and soldiers can fight.
For their day in the sun,
Three banded as one,
And revealed our IRC's might!
hahahahah so good
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Yes That is awesome.
edit: got one :|
They flew with strength in the skies
Hungry they seemed from the cries
But Marines came to fight
They didn't pull out right
And all nine of them dropped like flies
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
i once ran into a newbie
who said 'A+ only, msg me'
i took the whole map
and he claimed that i hacked
to which i said 'u-_-r-_-e-_-z'
alternate ending
+ Show Spoiler +i think your aka is yubee!
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