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I got quite inspired to tell you guys about my former roommate (flatmate actually) reading GI's thread, and since I didn't want to go off topic, I'll instead create a new topic. That's just the kind of genius I am.
My former roomate is hot as hell. I hadn't had much contact with her for a few years until I moved to her city at the same time she broke up with her long-time boyfriend, and she called me up to ask if I wanted to move in with her. In the apartment they used to live in. I had some doubts about it, but it would be economical and practical. So I accept.
Now, at the time I moved into the apartment there was a lot of shit going down in her life and she was kind of stressed out all the time (that was during the first month, then she calmed down somewhat. At least I thought she had). What I didn't know was that she had a period a while back where she was borderline obsessive-compulsive - very very into cleaning and tidying and stuff (think Monica from Friends), and there was obviously some residue from that period still in her. Now, I'm not the tidiest of persons but I do keep my shit clean. But this girl, she made me seem like some cave man who had never seen soap in his entire life - and it was all, of course, my fault. This was something I also found out in our happy little home: she is the kind of person that believes the way she does things is the correct one. Everything else is second-rate. So, even if I did clean, and did my best keeping it tidy, it was never good enough. This was bad enough. Then she started drinking.
Every man knows of a girl that can't hold her liquor. My girl got crazy when she touched booze, and she had the willpower of a five-year old. So she would come in late at night, and one of two scenarios would play out: 1) she would have some wanker daddy-boy with her that she would shag. That is no problem for me usually, but she had a bed that would bang against my wall (even when I told her repeatedly to please just pull it out an inch), and she was extremely noisy. 2) She would hang around more or less naked and crying for hours (about her ex, about her life, about her own evil little self) until she fell asleep either on the bathroom floor or in her bed. While the more or less naked part shouldn't be a problem, it just made it even more irritating because I kinda couldn't just grab her and drag her to bed and put her to sleep. And her bed was the couch in the living room which was between my room and the bathroom, the kitchen and the front door.
In addition to all this fun, she was the worst cell phone person ever. I could write her messages with direct questions and she wouldn't reply. I could call her and she wouldn't pick up, only to call me back at any random point in the next seven days asking in a slightly irritated voice what I wanted. And every little thing I did around the apartment she didn't agree with, she would loudly announce the fact and denounce my deed, and when I would ask her what the problem was, she would reply by saying that I "should know". That "I have to understand" that things simply didn't work that way, even though these were things I had done for years and they worked perfectly fine for me.
Finally, and excrutiatingly (sp) irritating, she was very, very rhethorically skilled, and we wouldn't be living together for more than five-six months anyway. So trying to argue with her was useless because she simply would trample me with logic that was flawed but nonetheless much better formulated and put forward than the stuff I could do. And starting a real fight would also be useless because it would do nothing except further poisoning the mood and do nothing to further any goal. It seemed especially futile because I only had to hang in there for just a few more months.
All right, that's my bad roommate. Who was/is yours?
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And throughout this entire period you didn't hit it once as your reward for putting up with her nonsensical bs?
I'm disappointed, my friend.
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did you fuck her? if yes, pictures or it never happened.
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they mix gender for roomate?
EDIT: i now read the entire thing lol its not college roomate
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
Seriously, after reading that I want pics.
That, or it didn't happen.
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...unconcious hot naked girl lying on the bathroom floor... what was the problem again?
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You should have pulled out her bed yourself.
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Calgary25967 Posts
Person 1:
-My housemate moved his girlfriend in day 3 of us living together. We told him to stop and 2 months later he lived at her house but kept paying rent at ours but no utilities. As a result we sealed off his room to save heat and cut him off from the internet. Then we found out he spent $500 on electricity one month because the heat in the room was cranked to 32 - it was like a tropical rainforest in there. When he came to pick up some stuff he turned our furnace off while trying to turn a light off and we didn't notice until 2 days later when it was like 5 degrees in the house.
-When he moved out he left all his shit in there, specifically a huge desk that he didnt want. We carried it all the way to his new place (about 2 km), and unscrewed the top and screwed it back on perpendicularly so it wouldn't fit back out the door. Then we melted solder into the screw holes and filled them with crazy glue. Last time I was over there his desk was still in that room.
-He was so cheap he wouldn't pay for TV (while the rest of us were). Every time I saw him watching TV it "wasn't him it was his girlfriend and he was just keep her company"
-He brought a single can of beer to keg parties, wouldn't buy a cup and then kept asking people to fill his can from their cups. I mean, COME ON.
-We bought a keg for all of our friends and just had a party. It was like $50 a piece and no charge to drink from it. He didn't want to pay because he thought we were going to charge everyone money, then he went and told everyone that he got the keg. Then we kicked him out.
-The phone got disconnected because he paid the balance several times to the utilties company. Like 4 times. We rode that credit for like 4 months.
Person 2:
-He kept soaking his bong in the kitchen sink with the dishes. When we asked he didn't see the problem.
-We found out part of our house (one light and the whole upstairs) was attached to the basement apartment's electricity. We attached something to the light that turns it into an outlet and ran a 1500 W space heater all winter from it. We talked to the basement girl and shes like "I was gone all month and I still owe $400 in electricity - I even disconnected all my appliances." Whoops.
-He built an aquarium for growing mushrooms. It was hooked up to his computer with sensors that monitored air humidity, temperature, light, etc. It was actually really neat, except he turned our spare room into his grow room. He kept it at about 30 in there, and it was so musky. I never went into that room because I dind't want spores in my lungs.
-He didn't believe in shower curtains. Our apartment was 2 stories, he lived on the entire top and flooded the bottom weekly. He'd fill the sink and then go get high and forget about the running water and would flood the kitchen and the girls below us monthly.
-He organized his friend to rob us. Stole my friends laptop, XBox and games, and random jewlery.
There's like 1000 more things but this is all I remember right now.
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I'm far from having so little respect for myself as to carry any desire to defend my actions to a "TL tribunal", but I will point out that having a hot naked and drunken woman shambling around your apt gets old very fast. I wouldn't expect you to understand. 
Edit: In fact, imagine it was my sister that I was living with. Does that make it more comprehensible?
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On February 19 2007 16:01 Born)Slippy wrote:
Edit: In fact, imagine it was my sister that I was living with. Does that make it more comprehensible?
My former roomate sister is hot as hell.
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Whiz! Hi! Long time no see, friend. Are you actually in China now, or is that just bull?
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roommate 1 : brought a black man back to his room and had sex together. wtf, I was sleepless and felt like to throw out because his room was next to mine and I could hear shit from what they were doing.
roommate 2 :
+) never clean stuff and put everything over the 2 sinks. I had to keep my bows and plates in my room otherwise he'd take them and use without cleaning afterward. Once day I woke up early, cook some stuffs, put my bow there waiting for my food to be done. Then I went for a shower for 10 mins. When I came down, he was fucking using my bow, mother fucker.
+) he made some tea and didnt clean the tea pot, put it in the sink. I cleaned my stuff and put his tea pot outside of the sink. He came back and said, oh great, Aries (other roomate) cleaned it. Then he used that tea pot to make tea again. Then he complained, wtf, Aries was so dirty, how could he clean this but the soap is still inside and it's completely dirty. I was like, wtf, u stupid as fuck, noone cleaned it.
and many other terrible stories about that guy
3)old roomate of my current roomate: my roomate told me, that guy didnt flush the toilet after he takes a shit, he didnt even clean himself because there were no toilet paper at all (or he used his bare hand or whatever  )
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my roommate once jerked it while we where awake because he was that "horny". i had to gtfo out of the room right when i found out what was happening underneath the desk
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my first roommate was an exchange student from calcutta, india. needless to say it was awful.
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My current roommate, honestly theres no reason to hate him except for little things but anything thing he does annoys the shit outta me.
- shaves his facial hair, leaves hair in sink, leaves room and cleans t up like 5 hrs later when he comes back.
- eats like a fucking camel, chews so loud
- leaves piss residue and pubes on toilet seat -.-, fucking disgusting
- always asks me for help in games that a fucking 10 yr old can figure out (hes a 21 yr old engineer, and cant even figure out how to beat the first colossus in SOTC......
- takes showers at 3AM when I HAVE A FUCKING CLASS OR EXAM AT 8AM
- doesn't move his arms when walking
- always looks at me when i walk by him -_________-
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United States7488 Posts
In my last apartment there were four of us all living together; myself, two of my high school friends from several years back and one of their cousins. One day I get home from work to find a note and $1000 in cash. The note is from my friend who has the cousin living with us. It reads "This is for my rent and stuff for the next month or two. I'm gone to Canada." No warning whatsoever. We found out a little later that he stole a Porche and built up a $23,000 debt on his credit cards as the bills were still being mailed to our apartment. Some people have come looking for him now and again (under about three different names). I don't think he'll ever come back. He still call occasionally though, I don't know why. Anyway, we found someone else to replace him who was another friend from high school. That left the cousin as sort of the odd man out.
Each week the cousin would literally bring home a random girl, get the both of them shit-faced and then have sex for several hours before forcing her to leave and then sitting and puking in our only bathroom for the rest of the night because he couldn't hold his alcohol. This wasn't so bad until he lost his job and it happened more and more frequently. At this point he started to play music very loudly the entire time, lock his door, and pass out inside so we couldn't even turn it off. Our neighbors below us would constantly complain, and rightfully so.
The music itself was unbearable. Now, I don't really like rap so much, but I can stand it. What I can't stand is the same rap song on repeat for six hours while I'm trying to sleep. We would talk to him about this and he said he'd stop, but one of our other roommates was a complete pushover and the troublesome one would have no problem convincing him that what he was doing was completely okay.
It escalated from bringing over random girls to bringing over random girls and one of his 'gangsta' friends (or so they called themselves). The whole lot of them would then get drunk and all have sex with each other. At least thats what it sounded like. There would be drunk, naked people walking around our apartment (sometimes wearing a sheet if we were lucky).
Eventually he took the sound system from our living room and moved it into his bedroom. I was the first one who came home to see this. I told him that he could either bring it back down himself, or I would go into his room in the middle of the night, wake him up, and force him to do it. He put it on the top of the stairs. I woke him up.
Two days later he talks the pushover into moving it back into his room because it's really "his" (somehow). It actually all of ours, we used the $1000 cash on the sound system instead of the rent it was intended to pay, since we found someone so quickly. He moves it back up. I move it back down. He gets pissed and confronts me. Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us.
The next day I tell my other two roommates that we can either kick him out, or I'm gonna leave. They both agree and want him gone. He asks to give him a month to find another place. All of the above continues during this month. At the end of the month we change the locks, but not before he is able to steal half of our electronics. He comes back a couple days later, drops a duffel back at our door and runs off. Our stuff is in it. I haven't heard from him since (Thank God!).
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Wow! That's pretty amazing, hahah.
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- doesn't move his arms when walking
rofl - I feel so bad for you guys.... I hope to God that when I get into college I don't have shitty roomates like that
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I share a flat with 5 people, 2 male, 3 female, and one of the guys is pretty damn strange:
-36 years old, studied for about 16 years (mostly math, some physics and other stuff) then quit without a degree.
-unplugs the station of the phone and the wireless lan modem regularly, because he "feels the rays in the air". he says they are hurting him
-leaves the kitchen when you turn on the microwave, rays, you know..
-cannot stand stand bar-codes facing the open room, he turns packages or we around so he doesnt have to see them
-walks around in underwear often (kinda strange when you have visitors)
and stuff like this
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us.
btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him.
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United States7488 Posts
On February 19 2007 16:58 Q~Bert wrote:
- doesn't move his arms when walking
rofl - I feel so bad for you guys.... I hope to God that when I get into college I don't have shitty roomates like that
All my college roomies weren't so bad and usually managable if they could have turned bad. Maybe I was lucky in that though and instead had to pay through the nose for a shitty apartment-mate later.
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My current roommate is a good guy but he's one of those guys who's only friends are (ugly) girls and is socially awkward. Whenever I invite him over to dinner or something with my friends or he (sometimes) invites himself over, he's the guy who would make the kind of comments that makes the table go "what?" or silent in awkwardness or whatever. And to make that worse, he's not one to be shy either so he tends to talk a lot and i don't think he notices when he's said something weird. He's very self righteous too and thinks he knows everything. And he does know a lot of weird little facts that he tries to use in a conversation as much as possible, but that's not really a good thing like he thinks it is. For example, even if someone was telling a story or a joke or whatever, he would intervene and say a fact that is, yes, mentioned in the story, but is not really relevant. It's like who CARES if your little factoid creates a plot hole in the story!?
One of the things that I really hoped before coming to college was that my roommate was not fat. I hoped for a not fat roommate not because I don't like them for a random reason, but because fat people tend to smell. My roommate smells. He just has horrible body odor, I'm not sure why. And he snores a lot too. Those seem like minor complaints but it sucks when your room smells like shit.
He's also really cheap. Our university uses this credit card like thing that substitutes as cash most of the time so it's usually one guy pays if it's not too big because it's just more convenient. And this is a horrible program to have when your roommate is so cheap. I like to order out a lot because the food on our meal plan sucks and it seems like I always have to pay. I was generous in the beginning because I just felt like it and it just bothers me that he not once offered to pay. This is something I would consider what a normal person would do, he would see that I paid the first time (in this case the first few times) and he would feel that he should return the favor. This should be a friendly thing that we are treating each other to food, but I guess he just lacks any form of social sense. Needless to say whenever I ordered pizza again I made him give me half in cash. Sometimes he would say he's not hungry to avoid paying but then later ask if he can have some. This puts me at an awkward position.
He's just lame I guess. He's the type of person who is like your mom. She doesn't party, she doesn't stay up past 12, and she says what your mom would say while you're hanging out with your friends.
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
On February 19 2007 16:58 Q~Bert wrote:
- doesn't move his arms when walking
rofl - I feel so bad for you guys.... I hope to God that when I get into college I don't have shitty roomates like that
If your roommate is bad, and you can figure this out within the first month or so, contact housing and have them find you another room. You don't have to live with it if you don't want to.
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my roomie took the cookie from the cookie jar
and listens to crappy music too!
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On February 19 2007 17:03 suxN wrote:my roomie took the cookie from the cookie jar and listens to crappy music too!
hehe MY COOKIE 
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On February 19 2007 16:40 ATeddyBear wrote:
My current roommate, honestly theres no reason to hate him except for little things but anything thing he does annoys the shit outta me.
- shaves his facial hair, leaves hair in sink, leaves room and cleans t up like 5 hrs later when he comes back.
- eats like a fucking camel, chews so loud
- leaves piss residue and pubes on toilet seat -.-, fucking disgusting
- always asks me for help in games that a fucking 10 yr old can figure out (hes a 21 yr old engineer, and cant even figure out how to beat the first colossus in SOTC......
- takes showers at 3AM when I HAVE A FUCKING CLASS OR EXAM AT 8AM
- doesn't move his arms when walking
- always looks at me when i walk by him -_________-
sounds rough
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United States7488 Posts
On February 19 2007 17:00 thedeadhaji wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us. btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him.
I actually told him that afterward were it to happen again, but I don't think I could've controlled myself. I really, really wanted to hit him. And it felt good. It also resulted in his leaving. I didn't necessarily want to hurt him (ok I did want that a bit) but I wanted him gone.
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Fat people often smell because sweat and dirt gets trapped in the folds of their flesh, and if they're new at being fat (like most young fat people will be), they won't know how to shower properly.
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had a roommate first year of college, cliff notes version below
-never showered, never wore deodorant
-only wore black clothes
-long curly red hair
-hated a/c (university was in so cal, we lived on 2nd floor, he would shut the a/c off in the summer cause it got too hot)
-never talked to anyone
-watched old b&w movies on tv at least 3 hours a night
-girls would refuse to come in cause of the smell
basically, the roommate from hell
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United States7488 Posts
On February 19 2007 17:27 Born)Slippy wrote:
Fat people often smell because sweat and dirt gets trapped in the folds of their flesh, and if they're new at being fat (like most young fat people will be), they won't know how to shower properly.
This made me chuckle.
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On February 19 2007 17:27 Born)Slippy wrote:
Fat people often smell because sweat and dirt gets trapped in the folds of their flesh, and if they're new at being fat (like most young fat people will be), they won't know how to shower properly.
ROFL
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On February 19 2007 17:00 thedeadhaji wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us. btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him.
Call the police if someone breaks your leg, not if someone throws a punch at you.
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Hmmm, the weirdest one I ever viewed was at a friends room. It was like 3 AM, and we're working on a CS project. My friends roommate, who is a giant 300 pound football neanderthal, is asleep, so horribly drunk. Randomly, he gets up, and walks over to a dresser, and just starts peeing on it. So we're like "...... yo... woah, woah, stop!" He couldn't hear a word of it, and being roughly 5 times my mass, we let him be. When he was finished pissing, he just got back in his bed and fell asleep.
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
On February 19 2007 17:41 IdiotWind wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 17:00 thedeadhaji wrote:On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us. btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him. Call the police if someone breaks your leg, not if someone throws a punch at you.
fyi even things like spitting on someone can constitute assault, so I'd be careful if I were you, not to go against someone who knows what they're doing with the law.
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On February 19 2007 16:40 ATeddyBear wrote:
My current roommate, honestly theres no reason to hate him except for little things but anything thing he does annoys the shit outta me.
- shaves his facial hair, leaves hair in sink, leaves room and cleans t up like 5 hrs later when he comes back.
- eats like a fucking camel, chews so loud
- leaves piss residue and pubes on toilet seat -.-, fucking disgusting
- always asks me for help in games that a fucking 10 yr old can figure out (hes a 21 yr old engineer, and cant even figure out how to beat the first colossus in SOTC......
- takes showers at 3AM when I HAVE A FUCKING CLASS OR EXAM AT 8AM
- doesn't move his arms when walking
- always looks at me when i walk by him -_________-
I started laughing when I read this because my current roommate (We have a smallish room with bunked beds) does stuff like that. He's one of my best friends though so I dont have any hard feelings against him, but he still does stuff that annoys the shit out of me.
Take out the help for video games, the shower, and the arms thing. Then add: he has long hair and it is practically everywhere. I woke up with a strand in my mouth the other morning and I was not happy. He also is just a noisy person, eats with his mouth full all the time (The thing I think I hate most about him), makes bizarre liquidy popping snoring noises when sleeping, and makes popping noises when breathing generally. Plus, he listens to some annoying ass stuff on his computer, but thankfully he got headphones recently.
Like I said, I have no problem with him, but he still does stuff that annoys me. But, I probably do some stuff to annoy him too, so I just try to get beyond it until the year is over.
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I had a funny one in middle school.
On night, moon light night, he rose from bed and started jumping around in the moon light. In all the silvery rays he was wearing nothing but a red underwear. He jumped up and down and made strange noises. Suddenly, he fell to the ground, climbed back to his bed wimpering.
"AHh! Spasm! Spasm!"
He yelled painfully as he clutched his feet trying to get over w/ it.
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On February 19 2007 18:07 evanthebouncy~ wrote:
I had a funny one in middle school.
On night, moon light night, he rose from bed and started jumping around in the moon light. In all the silvery rays he was wearing nothing but a red underwear. He jumped up and down and made strange noises. Suddenly, he fell to the ground, climbed back to his bed wimpering.
"AHh! Spasm! Spasm!"
He yelled painfully as he clutched his feet trying to get over w/ it.
EvantheBouncy strikes again!
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
oh yea, my sophomore year roommate would talk in his sleep.
But it wasnt anything that annoyed me; I thought it was funny, would write it down then tell him the next day hahaha. We had some good laughs.
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you never realize how bad the smell gets after a few days of non-showering roommate odor
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On August 16 2006 14:24 micronesia wrote:
Whether or not he is gay doesn't say very much at all....most people assume that means he's flaming which isn't necessarily true.
Don't take this the wrong way but it reminds me of a story.....a friend of a friend had a gay roomate years ago in college...one day the guy is having unexplained problems with anal bleeding. Eventually he sets up a camera in his dorm secretly and discovers his roomate was drugging and raping him.
Probably won't happen to you though.
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What the fuck is wrong with people.
Reading this thread makes me want to fucking poke shit in my eyes.
God people are fucking dumb.
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Eh, nothing as bad as you guys. As bad as my roommate freshman year was (pot smoker and dealer, drank excessively, never studied, put on WAY too much of that axe deodorant garbage, listened to that hard rock screaming garbage, had the worst smelling food EVER) my roommates for the next 3 years made up for it
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having been basically an only child all my life ( my sister is 11 years older than me) theres no way id be able to put up with this shit at all.
Having stayed with cousins and stuff out fo country for an extended period of time I consider myself a courtiess(omfg i have no idea how to spell that ive tried like 8 times) person so I wouldnt be doing all of the shit the people in the stories do.
If someone stole my shit, it would be over right there.
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What is the reason for students living in the same room; were talking about a country with vast amounts of unused land here. Is it to stop students from having a good spankytime? Over here that would look funny.
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On February 19 2007 18:28 aseq wrote:
What is the reason for students living in the same room; were talking about a country with vast amounts of unused land here. Is it to stop students from having a good spankytime? Over here that would look funny.
its sort of so people meet people while they are at college ( i think thats the original purpose)
But really, some of these universities are so big you need to have roomates or else it would be really expensive for everyone to have their own dorm.
I live 5 mins from Michigan State and their freshman dorms have to be the worst pieces of shit ive ever seen. Id cry myself to sleep everynight if i lived there.
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On February 19 2007 18:26 Sadist wrote:
having been basically an only child all my life ( my sister is 11 years older than me) theres no way id be able to put up with this shit at all.
Having stayed with cousins and stuff out fo country for an extended period of time I consider myself a courtiess(omfg i have no idea how to spell that ive tried like 8 times) person so I wouldnt be doing all of the shit the people in the stories do.
If someone stole my shit, it would be over right there.
Same situation as you. The only time I've had a roommate experience was when I had to live with my close friend for year because my mom's house was out of the school district.
Shit would be game over if someone pulled any of the stuff mentioned in this thread.
Oh and it's courteous. ^^
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i tried that and for some reason i got an error on firefox =[
and after reading this im never living with a roomate ever, unless we have a lot of privacy in the appt whatever.
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i had a gay roommate sophomore year. was fine until he brought his boyfriend over to sleep one night without telling me.
i used to consider myself a very accepting, broad-minded person - but that shit scarred me for life.
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OHhh! I rememberd another one!
So in middle school my friend told me a story about her roomate...
It was dark, dim lights came from the corridors. It was all quiet but suddenly a girl started yelling.
"Head! Head!"
She cried.
People gathered around her bunk bed, they asked loudly
"What the heck are you talking about, are you alright?"
"HEAD HEAD HEAD!" The girl kept yelling
"In the BACKPACK!" she finished.
Pretty freaky T_T
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wtf does that mean...there was a head in her backpack?
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Another roomate of mine (5 ppl lived in a small room back then) would fall asleep and do Karate when he's dreaming.
I went to the restroom one night and when I came back, I heard him going like
"HA! Waata! EeHah!"
While palm striking into the air above him viciously, as if in the heat of combat.
I tried to wake him up by slapping him on the face, he grunted and went back to sleep. He was like a slab of pork, insensitive to anything we throw at him.
Room next to ours had a fat guy:
He slept on the upper bunk, which is roughly 1.7 meters above ground.
One day he was sleeping on the ground.
We asked him "What the hell happened?"
Apparently due to his spherical shape he rolled over the fence blocking him from falling. Fell down the the floor, and kept sleeping w/ out waking up.
xD
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On February 19 2007 18:50 DevAzTaYtA wrote:
i had a gay roommate sophomore year. was fine until he brought his boyfriend over to sleep one night without telling me.
i used to consider myself a very accepting, broad-minded person - but that shit scarred me for life.
I had a friend down the hall whose roommate invited guys over for gay sex every once in awhile. I let him take refuge in my room for the night a couple of times when that happened and would've done so for you too.
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On February 19 2007 19:04 Metal[x] wrote:
wtf does that mean...there was a head in her backpack?
no just sleep talking haha
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my roommate was a super nice guy, but god did he get on my fucking nerves holy shit
when we first moved in, he was really nice and cool and i definitely hit it off with all my 3 roommates, they were a bunch of super likable guys, but i was bunking with this kid who seemed to be the most cool/friendly. one of the others was this introvert jazz bass player and damn i should\'ve bunked with him because he never annoyed me, not even once. ANYWAY
-he talked like a total douche, he could literally talk for 5 minutes without saying anything. \"you know what i mean, i don\'t know, you know, i mean i don\'t know, you know what i mean\" FUCK SHUT UP AND JUST SAY IT
-he was one of the few who still believes chivalry is alive and kicking, and any time someone said anything slightly disrespectful to women he would get all up in their face and threaten to fight them if they didn\'t stop disrespecting women. i remember my other roommate, not the jazz bassist but the one who was really old school and listened to sinatra and watched boston legal after eating a steak and before smoking a cigar on the balcony, he was very quirky, but anyway one time he was like \"dick clark gets them bitches\" and this douche gets right up in his face and starts threatening to fight him if he didn\'t take it back. so the jazz bassist and i often talked about how we like to beat women and drown them, he\'d get so mad
-he listened to the shittiest pop punk like angels and airwaves blink 182 on fucking repeat and blast it. it didn\'t matter that no one in the apartment liked his music, he just assumed everyone did and played it loud enough so that the entire floor could. every time i hear angels and airwaves on the radio i get so god damn irritated. whenever he found a song he liked he\'d just repeat it 100 times loud until no one could stand it, even if it was a decent song.
-though this may look like a virtue, his reluctance to offend anyone ever just turned out to be a pain in the ass. he\'d go so far out of his way not to offend someone, even if no one liked or cared about said person. i\'d be like \"damn what was that fat girl doing here\" and he\'d flip \"dude that\'s not cool you gotta take that back\"
-he was a fucking MOOCH. when we first moved in we agreed to share shit since we all were stocked, but not once the rest of the semester did he ever buy food, and he would always eat up my food. it was a pain in the ass for me to grocery shop in the city, but still he had no reluctance in chowing down in my shit. he even used my razor, i found it in the shower on the floor, what the fuck? anyway, at the end of the semester i had to use up all the points on my meal plan since i was transferring and i bought a shit load of food, 10 huge bottles of bottled water included.
the jazz bassist helped me carry these like 20 bags the few blocks back to the dorms, where as soon as we get in, shit head dives in and starts chowing down, and he grabs a bottle of water. later that night, another bottle of water. by the time i wake up the next day, i literally have 5 of these enormous bottles of water left, so i take all my food and put it in my drawer with my clothes.
he comes in like an hour later and is like \"hey man can i have a bottle of water?\" and for the first time i had to give this super nice, never offend anyone guy a piece of my mind. NO DUDE YOU EAT ALL MY FOOD AND DON\'t EVER BRING ANY OF YOUR OWN SHIT
-begged that i bring guitar hero from home, so i did, and he took it to the 18th floor with his other friends and i never saw it after that. later he told me he broke it and would get me a new one. of course i still don\'t have a new one -_-
i\'m glad though that i don\'t have to deal with his bullshit anymore, fuck that guy
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On February 19 2007 16:32 bdams19 wrote:
my first roommate was an exchange student from calcutta, india. needless to say it was awful.
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i live alone i wish i had a roomate... i'm so lonely
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On February 19 2007 16:32 bdams19 wrote:
my first roommate was an exchange student from calcutta, india. needless to say it was awful.
you're awful
in all honesty, foreign students from india are the best. they are the ones that will most likely attempt to learn the new culture, meet new people, and share in others' experiences. compare that to those coming from any oriental country, and you have instant cliques of fobs eating drinking and living together as if they didn't even leave their home country.
not saying that taking comfort in what you are familiar with is bad, but it just helps the community when people are more inclusive, even the foreign minority
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On February 19 2007 20:01 tiffany wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 16:32 bdams19 wrote:
my first roommate was an exchange student from calcutta, india. needless to say it was awful. you're awful compare that to those coming from any oriental country, and you have instant cliques of fobs eating drinking and living together as if they didn't even leave their home country.
too bad this also happens with alarming frequency among blacks, whites, non-fob asians, and whatever else "group" you can identify. One of the things I dislike the most on campus.
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On February 19 2007 20:14 thedeadhaji wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 20:01 tiffany wrote:On February 19 2007 16:32 bdams19 wrote:
my first roommate was an exchange student from calcutta, india. needless to say it was awful. you're awful compare that to those coming from any oriental country, and you have instant cliques of fobs eating drinking and living together as if they didn't even leave their home country. too bad this also happens with alarming frequency among blacks, whites, non-fob asians, and whatever else "group" you can identify. One of the things I dislike the most on campus.
People of same culture tend to stick better. It's just that... a fact T_T
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On February 19 2007 20:29 evanthebouncy~ wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 20:14 thedeadhaji wrote:On February 19 2007 20:01 tiffany wrote:On February 19 2007 16:32 bdams19 wrote:
my first roommate was an exchange student from calcutta, india. needless to say it was awful. you're awful compare that to those coming from any oriental country, and you have instant cliques of fobs eating drinking and living together as if they didn't even leave their home country. too bad this also happens with alarming frequency among blacks, whites, non-fob asians, and whatever else "group" you can identify. One of the things I dislike the most on campus. People of same culture tend to stick better. It's just that... a fact T_T
it kinda sucks for me. i'm a total banana. a lot of asian guys are total pushovers even if they are smart as hell which just annoys the fuck out of me.
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yeah, that's why i said indians will most like attempt to break the mold =T
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On February 19 2007 20:01 tiffany wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 16:32 bdams19 wrote:
my first roommate was an exchange student from calcutta, india. needless to say it was awful. you're awful in all honesty, foreign students from india are the best. they are the ones that will most likely attempt to learn the new culture, meet new people, and share in others' experiences. compare that to those coming from any oriental country, and you have instant cliques of fobs eating drinking and living together as if they didn't even leave their home country. not saying that taking comfort in what you are familiar with is bad, but it just helps the community when people are more inclusive, even the foreign minority
have you actually ever been to calcuta? come on now.
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if that was sarcasm then cool. if not here's my 'retort' - other than my insulting him, the rest of what i said was a generalization (edit - based on personal experience) that had nothing to do with his statement except for the fact that it mentions indians
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Freshman year:
I go with the random roommate since I'm skeptical of most of the kids from my hs that ended up coming here. One of them ends up in my hall, smokes pot, doesnt study, parties etc etc and god I wish I had just roomed with him.
My randomly assigned rm is from Vegas and he's tall, long blond hair, skinny and walks like jar jar binks. He's a music major and he wants to study classic rock guitar, even though our school doesn't offer that. So he wants to get into the jazz guitar program except he doesn't study and eventually flunks out at the end of the year. He complains day and night because he's a virgin. He's obsessed with star wars and the beatles. He goes to bed every night at 9 and wakes up every morning at 9...seriously, how? Every waking moment in our room the beatles were blaring unless he was playing a star wars video game or watching a star wars movie or cartoon. I tried bringing a girl to my room once and he definitely wouldn't leave and he kept playing star wars yelling at the tv like "WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE MY REINFORCEMENTS I NEED MORE FORCE ATTACKS" bla bla bla. Best part was he had the worst relationship with his parents (non-stop yelling) so they liked me more than him. He flunked out and I got good grades, so they always asked me how I was doing after lecturing him about his academic probation. They also sent me duplicates of his gifts like halloween candy buckets and such...haha I always thanked them. Good people, I don't know what happened to him. The best part was he was too afraid to talk to girls and I tried to help him more than once introducing him to a girl and he would literally RUN after making an excuse of why he had to go. He would also call half the attractive girls he commented on sluts without even having talked to them, while one night he got really pissed at a drunk girl who called him a nerd because of the star wars posters on our door for judging him. Finally, after an hour lesson with a friend, I could play more guitar than he could.
So sophomore year i say fuck randy roommates so my good friend and I request each other. Instead of granting this request the uni gives me a randy and gives my friend his old shitty roommate back, gg. So this new kid is chinese which may be why I dont know about all this shit that annoys me. Anyway, hes into the quixtar business shit that's basically a pyramid scheme and he's also 'into health.' He lectures all day long about vitamins and works on his speeches and pre-fabricated invitations for health conscious people who would like to pay him $5 a day for vitamins and $200 for genetic tests and shit. Hes a good 30 pounds overweight and doesn't exercise AT ALL yet still looks down on me, the triathlete tennis player, because I don't take his vitamins. He also looks down on me in school because, even though i take 50% more credits than him and get good grades, he's in higher level classes because he went to private school and came to uni with credits. Very bitchy, owes me money 'cause he's stingy, and as I'm typing this he's left one of his 40-year-old business partners alone with me for 30 minutes so far. Awkward. Also he recycles the air in our room every day by opening the door while I'm trying to sleep. Over winter he's done this with a sweater, jacket and sweatpants and sits at his computer while I'm in my boxers asleep. He also exposes himself to light all day and dark while he sleeps. So 10 minutes after I go to bed in our single room he turns all the lights back on and either wakes me up or pisses me off if I haven't fallen asleep. I crash around midnight on weeknights while I think hes up til 3 or 4ish. He sleeps with earplugs in and occasionally does 'business' at 6 am and has to crank his alarm to compensate for this then hits the snooze button at least 3 times. He never leaves the room except for class which he ditches half the time anyway and whenever I'm not there he bolts the door, probably so he can jerk it. He also has no friends and mine who have met him always tell me he approaches them even though he doesn't even remember their names.
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I live in a single dorm. No roommate. ggnore :D
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On February 19 2007 16:58 Q~Bert wrote:
- doesn't move his arms when walking
rofl - I feel so bad for you guys.... I hope to God that when I get into college I don't have shitty roomates like that
hahaha yeah I was thinking pretty much the same thing
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On February 19 2007 18:17 Pro_Bono wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2006 14:24 micronesia wrote:
Whether or not he is gay doesn't say very much at all....most people assume that means he's flaming which isn't necessarily true.
Don't take this the wrong way but it reminds me of a story.....a friend of a friend had a gay roomate years ago in college...one day the guy is having unexplained problems with anal bleeding. Eventually he sets up a camera in his dorm secretly and discovers his roomate was drugging and raping him.
Probably won't happen to you though.
hahahaha
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How not to brake up with your Girlfriend
Well it is not really a bad experience, but it has to do with my roommate
So, I've been living with my roommate for a little more than a year now. He has had a girlfriend for almost 2 years. In November he started a new job. He accidentally cheated on her when he was drunk with another girl. He wasn't feeling too good about himself. For about a month he's been having trouble when going to the toilet. HELLO CHLAMYDIA. Since chlamydia can also be transmitted through sex, there was no way out of this discussion.
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Dude, my roommate ALWAYS CLOGS THE TOILET.
So today, he clogged it and broke the plunger while trying to fix it.
He left, without fixing it ...and my roommate forgot it was clogged and flushed.
Now there's water everywhere and I really need to take a shit. But my roommate who clogged it won't go buy a plunger to fix it. WTF. I'm holding in shit cause of that fucker.
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On February 19 2007 16:40 ATeddyBear wrote:
- doesn't move his arms when walking
- always looks at me when i walk by him -_________-
hahahahahaha
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On February 20 2007 00:26 roCh wrote:
How not to brake up with your Girlfriend
Well it is not really a bad experience, but it has to do with my roommate
So, I've been living with my roommate for a little more than a year now. He has had a girlfriend for almost 2 years. In November he started a new job. He accidentally cheated on her when he was drunk with another girl. He wasn't feeling too good about himself. For about a month he's been having trouble when going to the toilet. HELLO CHLAMYDIA. Since chlamydia can also be transmitted through sex, there was no way out of this discussion.
are you still living with him?
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I think i've been kinda lucky
i think when i was totally addicted to broodwars back in 2001-2 and i played all night every night i was a bad housemate cos i hogged the only phone line for my connection, but other than that i doubt i was too bad. Any of you guys suspect tha your current/a previos room mate would like to write you up on this thread?
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On February 20 2007 01:13 NEwAcC) wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2007 00:26 roCh wrote:
How not to brake up with your Girlfriend
Well it is not really a bad experience, but it has to do with my roommate
So, I've been living with my roommate for a little more than a year now. He has had a girlfriend for almost 2 years. In November he started a new job. He accidentally cheated on her when he was drunk with another girl. He wasn't feeling too good about himself. For about a month he's been having trouble when going to the toilet. HELLO CHLAMYDIA. Since chlamydia can also be transmitted through sex, there was no way out of this discussion. are you still living with him?
I am indeed!
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I taught my roommate how to play sc since I had been playing for a few years and he was curious. Then cs beta 7.1 came out so we started playing that as well. Then diablo II came out followed by the lod so we started playing that as well. I don't really have a bad roommate experience, it was pretty awesome actually. Ny roommates and I always got along.
But he was such a slob that leftover food and drinks on his desk would grow mold (we shared a room). That's my only beef. This was over 7 years ago.
We still play sc.
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Seeing all your rommates bad habits makes me think I got the jackpot. Seriously.
I can't think of a single bad enough thing to post here.
In fact - just one - his hobby - cooking. And an amazing skills at it. With few ordinary basic products he makes wonders. First 2-3 months resulted in 6-7 kilos up. When I got troubles fitting in my clothes I returned to usual weight, but damn it's so irritating to have so delicious food all the time for gourmet like me.
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On February 20 2007 02:34 One Page Memory wrote:
Seeing all your rommates bad habits makes me think I got the jackpot. Seriously.
I can't think of a single bad enough thing to post here.
In fact - just one - his hobby - cooking. And an amazing skills at it. With few ordinary basic products he makes wonders. First 2-3 months resulted in 6-7 kilos up. When I got troubles fitting in my clothes I returned to usual weight, but damn it's so irritating to have so delicious food all the time for gourmet like me.
he probably hated you stealing all his lovely food all the time ;]
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On February 20 2007 02:42 Resonate wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2007 02:34 One Page Memory wrote:
Seeing all your rommates bad habits makes me think I got the jackpot. Seriously.
I can't think of a single bad enough thing to post here.
In fact - just one - his hobby - cooking. And an amazing skills at it. With few ordinary basic products he makes wonders. First 2-3 months resulted in 6-7 kilos up. When I got troubles fitting in my clothes I returned to usual weight, but damn it's so irritating to have so delicious food all the time for gourmet like me. he probably hated you stealing all his lovely food all the time ;]
No, in fact he was worried after I started to eat less.
And it was not "his" food, it was our food, we paid both but I had to do the shopping.
Oh and he really enjoyed making the food. After every single action he clapped quietly with hands.
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most horrible were two guys who hardly spoke to me (i hardly saw them anyway). they were gathering a list of complaints about me, then gave it to the houseowner who came by not to long after that and showed me the list, about ready to kick me out.
i never even knew of the excistance of such list so i was pretty shocked. then as i read the list i started to laugh and got pretty angry. things like me not helping to clean the house (i was the only one there who ever cleaned anything, did their dishes multiple times, etc., etc.) which were bullshit, but also things like me not closing the front door when i came home (people had to first pass by my window, then enter the house and pass by my always open room door in order to even see as much as the toilet). the last point was very true, i dont tend to lock the frontdoor when i m at home, however, if they'd have simply asked me it wouldnt have been a problem AND they didnt do it themselves either. an other ridiculous point was that i occupied our shared balcony to much. this balcony was about 200 square meters, and my room less than 6. did they want me to sit in my room all day long and was half of 200 m2 not enough for them?
so i confronted them with their ridiculous behaviour (in my natural slightly dominant way) and they were clearly sad their evil plan didnt work and somewhat ashamed that i found out (i guess...). however after i did so they didnt apologise, they just acted even more like retards when ever i did see them. (you must know, these two guys had been living in this house together and alone for about 2 years seeing the room i had was the size of a toilet.)
...untill one night i decided to fuck them all and throw a party on the balcony with ~20 friends, we got shitheaded, one of them came home and someone was sleeping on the stairs. he kicked the guy, an other friend of mine came up to him and asked what the hell that was about, he said it was his house he could do what ever he wanted after which he bitchslapped the guy. at this point i would have broken his neck if i didnt trip over an empty beercase. because of this he found time to run up the stairs and hide in his room.
we drank and sang on all night, untill the next morning my houseowner knocked on the door at about 10:00. i had hardly fallen asleep (went to bed less than an hour ago) so decide to fuck him and sleep on. he tried to enter the room but seeing there were 4 or 5 guys sleeping on the floor (remember: room is 6m2 or less) there was no way opening it (one of the guys had a soar leg the next day, so i think he tried pretty hard to open it!).
he left a note saying i got kicked out of the house, i didnt give a fuck seeing i was already about to move out (in a month or so) and had plenty of people who'd supply me with a roof for that time.
the man came over to the house one day, and he wanted to discuss the issue once more. he put on his angry face and was about to tell me that all of this was absolutely unacceptable when i told him i didnt care the tiniest bit about leaving and was glad to get out of the house, giving him my opinion about my backstabbing faery housemates and his own little fascist self. all in all, i made it pretty clear i wasnt gonna beg to stay.
as soon as his mind understood this, i was stunned to notice that his attitude completely changed and he actually asked me if i wanted to stay. i innitialy said no, but after he begged a little i accepted. the next day i sent him the letter canceling our contract, two months from that day, one month later than the day i would have had to leave if he wouldnt have begged.
but! right now i got the greatest housemates! so all is well.
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I had one at college. He was almost a sterotype.
- Full blown acne
- Nerd
- Always invite his Japanese friends over (Which wasn't bad, but hes also obsessed with Anime and anything Japanese)
- I was steaming rice and he came out of his room (like a hermit) And told me "They have japanese rice at this one store." And I had heard so much asian-obessiveness I just cut him off, "My mom is full blood filipino" And crept back into his room and didn't come out for a few days like he always does.
- Never helps clean. (We left for Christmas and he stayed in our collective dorm (I had 3 total other roomates) When we came back there was pizza stuck to the floor and mold in the carpet, one of my Roommates (He had basically assumed dominance over the room, I didn't mind, he was a friend from highschool) Got pissed, rented a shampooer for the carpet, then left (basically) a threat under his door that if he ever pulled that shit again he was going to kick his ass, and went to bed. I think he moved out a few weeks later.
- Before he left, he left me this care package of japanese candy (wtf) And I tried to eat it, but it was nasty so I threw it away.
Oh, and you can view it which ever way you want, but we were dicussing how to get alcohol on one of our first nights there, and He mentions hes 23, but then says he can't buy us alcohol cause it isn't right, like 5 minutes later.
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On February 20 2007 03:26 Aukai wrote:
I was steaming rice and he came out of his room (like a hermit) And told me "They have japanese rice at this one store." And I had heard so much asian-obessiveness I just cut him off, "My mom is full blood filipino" And crept back into his room and didn't come out for a few days like he always does.
what's your point? I don't see anything wrong with recommending where you can buy food...
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probably because he already had the rice and then he wasn't particularly interested in where to get it.
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wtf? after reading this im really amazed like if my job was to go around looking for ppl like that (that are so stupid/annoying/nerdy) wouldnt find any o__o
well im living with this guy whos like 30 now (im 18) and he used to be a drug addict and alcoholist but hes clean now like doesnt drink at all and hast done drugs either for seven years and now is studying.
doesnt really have any bad habits just that hes really lazy in the mornings with his alarm clock like he sets it for 8 and it rings like 20 times before he hits snooze and after 2 min it goes off again and he just does not get up until after like 20 rings and this keeps on going until im fully awake and just get up to take a crap (i always take a crap in the morning. everyday.) then he gets up and starts going "hey dude i gota go to school im late" im like wtf. doesnt do it all the time but when he does its as if *I* chose the time to take my crap when it is most inconvenient for him, when it fact its his fucking alarm that woke me up.
also we had this agreement that i would take all the dishes and he would take the floor and bathroom and everything since dirty dishes will be there everyday, three times a day and he only needs to vacuum like three times a week and maybe clean bathroom and shit once a week. but the thing is whenever he is cleaning hes always like "lol can u help me" and im just too nice to decline.
and theres this thing i duno if its some sort of swedish thing or if its international but its sure as hell not chinese or... my family doesnt do it. when you have left overfood in ur plates and shit, i would normally scrape that shit into the bin and then put the plate in the sink. this guy is awesome, cuz he will dump this plate that has like 5 tablespoons of food on it right into the sink, so you get this really nasty blend of food in the sink soaking water and marinating in shit. even bits of paper and like plastic, bottle tops, everything he just throws into the sink. then i have to use this shovel like thing to scoop everything out into the bin again. why cant he just throw it DIRECTLY into the bin? oh and whenever he uses something he just HAS to throw it into the sink afterwards. even if he just had like a cup of water, which you can seriously just rinse with water and it'll be done or like i duno if you ate nothing thats really fucking oily if you wash it with hot water its all done in like 2 seconds, but nooooo he dumps it into the sink thats filled with oily water and EVERYTHING is oiled up.
other than that its ok i guess =/
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i had a room mate who only wash the inside of the dishes not the exterior. it pisses me off the wall because she always has this theory that u only need to wash the inside because u eat off it.
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not my roomate, but this girl i was seeing a white back was a huge pothead and sold too. her roomate was an RA (basically student who oversees dorms). biggest pain in the fucking ass in the world. this girl would literally flip out if i slept over without asking all of the roomates, even tho she had a solo bedroom. fucking god, college roomates suck
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United Arab Emirates5091 Posts
On February 20 2007 05:07 haduken wrote:
i had a room mate who only wash the inside of the dishes not the exterior. it pisses me off the wall because she always has this theory that u only need to wash the inside because u eat off it.
lol well thats actually partly true, until the genius dumps the entire glass he used for drinking water into the sink filled with french fry oil. gg
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I've also had a neighbour that would repeatedly call the cops on me and my five mates when we were playing Playstation (and making a lot of noise, granted) at nine on a Friday evening.
There was this one flatmate, we called him the Ninja because none of us had a clue what the hell he was up to. There were a couple of episodes were we would go knock on his room, no answer, we peek inside, no one, then we sit in the living room (which has the only door to his room) and play XBox, and an hour later he comes out of his room.
Another guy tried to strangle two of my friends at a party. He moved out "shortly" afterwards.
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All of my various roommates have been fine and I have no complaints.
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ok had a few roomates
1 partied too much, which wasnt that bad cuz he brought hot 15-17 year olds all the time and im not gonna complain
1 was a nerd and sat in front of comp 24/7 but thats cool cuz i do the same thing
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On February 19 2007 17:43 Haemonculus wrote:
Hmmm, the weirdest one I ever viewed was at a friends room. It was like 3 AM, and we're working on a CS project. My friends roommate, who is a giant 300 pound football neanderthal, is asleep, so horribly drunk. Randomly, he gets up, and walks over to a dresser, and just starts peeing on it. So we're like "...... yo... woah, woah, stop!" He couldn't hear a word of it, and being roughly 5 times my mass, we let him be. When he was finished pissing, he just got back in his bed and fell asleep.
When I was a freshman, first week, there is a ,party on the floor and a kid named Matt gets drunk. He says he has to go to the bathroom, and then he just unzips and starts pissing on his bed. From then on he was known as "Sheets."
On February 19 2007 19:22 yubee wrote:
-he was a fucking MOOCH. when we first moved in we agreed to share shit since we all were stocked, but not once the rest of the semester did he ever buy food, and he would always eat up my food. it was a pain in the ass for me to grocery shop in the city, but still he had no reluctance in chowing down in my shit. he even used my razor, i found it in the shower on the floor, what the fuck?
I sure fucking hope you didn't use that razor again.
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On February 20 2007 11:27 Ganfei wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 17:43 Haemonculus wrote:
Hmmm, the weirdest one I ever viewed was at a friends room. It was like 3 AM, and we're working on a CS project. My friends roommate, who is a giant 300 pound football neanderthal, is asleep, so horribly drunk. Randomly, he gets up, and walks over to a dresser, and just starts peeing on it. So we're like "...... yo... woah, woah, stop!" He couldn't hear a word of it, and being roughly 5 times my mass, we let him be. When he was finished pissing, he just got back in his bed and fell asleep. When I was a freshman, first week, there is a ,party on the floor and a kid named Matt gets drunk. He says he has to go to the bathroom, and then he just unzips and starts pissing on his bed. From then on he was known as "Sheets." Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 19:22 yubee wrote:
-he was a fucking MOOCH. when we first moved in we agreed to share shit since we all were stocked, but not once the rest of the semester did he ever buy food, and he would always eat up my food. it was a pain in the ass for me to grocery shop in the city, but still he had no reluctance in chowing down in my shit. he even used my razor, i found it in the shower on the floor, what the fuck?
I sure fucking hope you didn't use that razor again.
hell no, i just started shaving when i went home to the suburbs every couple weeks
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On February 20 2007 11:40 yubee wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2007 11:27 Ganfei wrote:On February 19 2007 17:43 Haemonculus wrote:
Hmmm, the weirdest one I ever viewed was at a friends room. It was like 3 AM, and we're working on a CS project. My friends roommate, who is a giant 300 pound football neanderthal, is asleep, so horribly drunk. Randomly, he gets up, and walks over to a dresser, and just starts peeing on it. So we're like "...... yo... woah, woah, stop!" He couldn't hear a word of it, and being roughly 5 times my mass, we let him be. When he was finished pissing, he just got back in his bed and fell asleep. When I was a freshman, first week, there is a ,party on the floor and a kid named Matt gets drunk. He says he has to go to the bathroom, and then he just unzips and starts pissing on his bed. From then on he was known as "Sheets." On February 19 2007 19:22 yubee wrote:
-he was a fucking MOOCH. when we first moved in we agreed to share shit since we all were stocked, but not once the rest of the semester did he ever buy food, and he would always eat up my food. it was a pain in the ass for me to grocery shop in the city, but still he had no reluctance in chowing down in my shit. he even used my razor, i found it in the shower on the floor, what the fuck?
I sure fucking hope you didn't use that razor again. hell no, i just started shaving when i went home to the suburbs every couple weeks
because razors are so incredibly expensive?
I had never had a bad roommate, thou i have been one actually.
Working on a island with 3-4 people, we had a really small room me and another guy.
He worked 12h a day and went home every other week, i worked like 9h a day but never went home, so usually i would be drunk most of the nights and he would have problems sleeping with me snoring loud and etc.
We became very good friends even though he being pissed off at me most of the time, so it was all good in the end.
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Well, not my roommate, but my my brother told me of HIS roomate and:
He tried to shave my brothers armpit/leg hairs... 'nuff said.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
My most recent room mate has a girlfriend who lives in the building beside us. They had sex....alot. im talking like i had to carefully check the door even at noon and knock and all this shit. He refused any system of sock on the door handle etc.
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in.
My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look.
They didn't have sex in my room after that
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On February 20 2007 11:47 MadneZz wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2007 11:40 yubee wrote:On February 20 2007 11:27 Ganfei wrote:On February 19 2007 17:43 Haemonculus wrote:
Hmmm, the weirdest one I ever viewed was at a friends room. It was like 3 AM, and we're working on a CS project. My friends roommate, who is a giant 300 pound football neanderthal, is asleep, so horribly drunk. Randomly, he gets up, and walks over to a dresser, and just starts peeing on it. So we're like "...... yo... woah, woah, stop!" He couldn't hear a word of it, and being roughly 5 times my mass, we let him be. When he was finished pissing, he just got back in his bed and fell asleep. When I was a freshman, first week, there is a ,party on the floor and a kid named Matt gets drunk. He says he has to go to the bathroom, and then he just unzips and starts pissing on his bed. From then on he was known as "Sheets." On February 19 2007 19:22 yubee wrote:
-he was a fucking MOOCH. when we first moved in we agreed to share shit since we all were stocked, but not once the rest of the semester did he ever buy food, and he would always eat up my food. it was a pain in the ass for me to grocery shop in the city, but still he had no reluctance in chowing down in my shit. he even used my razor, i found it in the shower on the floor, what the fuck?
I sure fucking hope you didn't use that razor again. hell no, i just started shaving when i went home to the suburbs every couple weeks because razors are so incredibly expensive?
razor blades are one of the most stolen items in the world because they are both necessary and expensive. not to mention hey, this is college, it's not a big deal to me if i grow out a little bit
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It was stories like these that made me decide to get a single room for my first year of university this year. Although sometimes I question it because a double room probably forces you to meet more people.
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We lived in a house with one bathroom with a weak toilet. One day the roomie had to take a dump, but there was no toilet paper. He decided to use newspapers and clogged the weak toilet. We had a clogged toilet for a month. Luckily I went to class a lot so I used other toilets. Eventually the responsible roommate snaked that toilet to clear it up.
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On February 20 2007 12:11 chrusher97 wrote:
It was stories like these that made me decide to get a single room for my first year of university this year. Although sometimes I question it because a double room probably forces you to meet more people.
Get a double room. Think about it this way - If you have a shitty room mate, it forces you to meet more people. Remember, you're getting the worst stories here. I had a shitty freshman room mate (pathological liar douche), so I just spent most of my time elsewhere.
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On February 20 2007 12:00 Kennigit wrote:
My most recent room mate has a girlfriend who lives in the building beside us. They had sex....alot. im talking like i had to carefully check the door even at noon and knock and all this shit. He refused any system of sock on the door handle etc.
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in.
My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look.
They didn't have sex in my room after that
haha fucking gold
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Camera phones, hahaha, that's painful.
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On February 20 2007 12:00 Kennigit wrote:
My most recent room mate has a girlfriend who lives in the building beside us. They had sex....alot. im talking like i had to carefully check the door even at noon and knock and all this shit. He refused any system of sock on the door handle etc.
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in.
My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look.
They didn't have sex in my room after that
tell ur friends to post the video or it didnt happen
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this whole "pixx or it didn't happen" thing is really starting to annoy me. do you REALLY need to see some random guy you've never met giving it to some other random girl from behind? jesus christ download some fucking porn. why would Kennigit just make up some random ass story, and better yet, why do you care if by some chance it is fake? it made me laugh.
oh, and on topic... i havn't had a roommate yet but after this thread i'm horrified. thanks alot tl.net ;]
edit: "it"
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they're just hoping for pictures or video to fap to. all ur reading is the worst tl.net has to offer, dorming at my uni was one of the most enjoyable times in my short life. :D
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On February 20 2007 12:00 Kennigit wrote:
My most recent room mate has a girlfriend who lives in the building beside us. They had sex....alot. im talking like i had to carefully check the door even at noon and knock and all this shit. He refused any system of sock on the door handle etc.
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in.
My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look.
They didn't have sex in my room after that
Heh. I've sort of been this kind of roommate before. : x It wasn't my room though, but my girlfriends. We don't like "preplanned" sex or anything and she's not a sexually shy person at all. So, we'd have two/three times a day, and usually in her dorm room. We've annoyed her roommates (over the past few years) so much that one just moved out into another room for a month. XD
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Despite some bad experiences, all in all I enjoy living with people a lot. You just have to be a bit careful about who you choose, I guess. I've had some pretty damn awesome flatmates to weigh up for the bad ones. I shared a house with three girls for a while, we went on Sunday drives with picnic baskets and just had a blast. No sex, unfortunately, but, as some of you might slowly start to realize, life isn't all about sex.
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ryan the "pix or it didnt happen" thing is just a joke hahaha they dont really mean they want the video or pix
or do they........ haha ive always thot it was a joke
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On February 20 2007 03:51 pyrogenetix wrote:
also we had this agreement that i would take all the dishes and he would take the floor and bathroom and everything since dirty dishes will be there everyday, three times a day and he only needs to vacuum like three times a week and maybe clean bathroom and shit once a week. but the thing is whenever he is cleaning hes always like "lol can u help me" and im just too nice to decline.
I picture you living with a burnt out hippy, who wears tie-dyes and has a bandana, fucking ace.
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On February 19 2007 19:40 ShinSa.NokCha wrote:i live alone i wish i had a roomate... i'm so lonely
you're lucky
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well my rm is pretty cool guy, we basically are the same shit, we like the same kind of music, work out like crazy, sociable, we joined a frat, we are into sports, responsible with grades...it is really nice and we have these nice conversations before going to bed...
but i am glad i got this rm cause ive seen the weirdest guys ever since i am in college
p.s the funniest experience was that I got back to my dorm with this girl...and I passed out on my bed, when I woke up...I saw her in my rm's bed naked...guess what happened
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On February 21 2007 07:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
rofl @ sex roomate
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On February 21 2007 07:28 sXs_ArcaNgeL.. wrote:
well my rm is pretty cool guy, we basically are the same shit, we like the same kind of music, work out like crazy, sociable, we joined a frat, we are into sports, responsible with grades...it is really nice and we have these nice conversations before going to bed...
but i am glad i got this rm cause ive seen the weirdest guys ever since i am in college
p.s the funniest experience was that I got back to my dorm with this girl...and I passed out on my bed, when I woke up...I saw her in my rm's bed naked...guess what happened
what happened?
O_o
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