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thedeadhaji
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On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us.
btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him.
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On February 19 2007 16:58 Q~Bert wrote: - doesn't move his arms when walking
rofl - I feel so bad for you guys.... I hope to God that when I get into college I don't have shitty roomates like that
All my college roomies weren't so bad and usually managable if they could have turned bad. Maybe I was lucky in that though and instead had to pay through the nose for a shitty apartment-mate later.
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My current roommate is a good guy but he's one of those guys who's only friends are (ugly) girls and is socially awkward. Whenever I invite him over to dinner or something with my friends or he (sometimes) invites himself over, he's the guy who would make the kind of comments that makes the table go "what?" or silent in awkwardness or whatever. And to make that worse, he's not one to be shy either so he tends to talk a lot and i don't think he notices when he's said something weird. He's very self righteous too and thinks he knows everything. And he does know a lot of weird little facts that he tries to use in a conversation as much as possible, but that's not really a good thing like he thinks it is. For example, even if someone was telling a story or a joke or whatever, he would intervene and say a fact that is, yes, mentioned in the story, but is not really relevant. It's like who CARES if your little factoid creates a plot hole in the story!?
One of the things that I really hoped before coming to college was that my roommate was not fat. I hoped for a not fat roommate not because I don't like them for a random reason, but because fat people tend to smell. My roommate smells. He just has horrible body odor, I'm not sure why. And he snores a lot too. Those seem like minor complaints but it sucks when your room smells like shit.
He's also really cheap. Our university uses this credit card like thing that substitutes as cash most of the time so it's usually one guy pays if it's not too big because it's just more convenient. And this is a horrible program to have when your roommate is so cheap. I like to order out a lot because the food on our meal plan sucks and it seems like I always have to pay. I was generous in the beginning because I just felt like it and it just bothers me that he not once offered to pay. This is something I would consider what a normal person would do, he would see that I paid the first time (in this case the first few times) and he would feel that he should return the favor. This should be a friendly thing that we are treating each other to food, but I guess he just lacks any form of social sense. Needless to say whenever I ordered pizza again I made him give me half in cash. Sometimes he would say he's not hungry to avoid paying but then later ask if he can have some. This puts me at an awkward position.
He's just lame I guess. He's the type of person who is like your mom. She doesn't party, she doesn't stay up past 12, and she says what your mom would say while you're hanging out with your friends.
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thedeadhaji
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On February 19 2007 16:58 Q~Bert wrote: - doesn't move his arms when walking
rofl - I feel so bad for you guys.... I hope to God that when I get into college I don't have shitty roomates like that
If your roommate is bad, and you can figure this out within the first month or so, contact housing and have them find you another room. You don't have to live with it if you don't want to.
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my roomie took the cookie from the cookie jar
and listens to crappy music too!
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On February 19 2007 17:03 suxN wrote:my roomie took the cookie from the cookie jar and listens to crappy music too!
hehe MY COOKIE
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On February 19 2007 16:40 ATeddyBear wrote: My current roommate, honestly theres no reason to hate him except for little things but anything thing he does annoys the shit outta me.
- shaves his facial hair, leaves hair in sink, leaves room and cleans t up like 5 hrs later when he comes back. - eats like a fucking camel, chews so loud - leaves piss residue and pubes on toilet seat -.-, fucking disgusting - always asks me for help in games that a fucking 10 yr old can figure out (hes a 21 yr old engineer, and cant even figure out how to beat the first colossus in SOTC...... - takes showers at 3AM when I HAVE A FUCKING CLASS OR EXAM AT 8AM - doesn't move his arms when walking - always looks at me when i walk by him -_________-
sounds rough
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On February 19 2007 17:00 thedeadhaji wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us. btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him.
I actually told him that afterward were it to happen again, but I don't think I could've controlled myself. I really, really wanted to hit him. And it felt good. It also resulted in his leaving. I didn't necessarily want to hurt him (ok I did want that a bit) but I wanted him gone.
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Fat people often smell because sweat and dirt gets trapped in the folds of their flesh, and if they're new at being fat (like most young fat people will be), they won't know how to shower properly.
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had a roommate first year of college, cliff notes version below
-never showered, never wore deodorant -only wore black clothes -long curly red hair -hated a/c (university was in so cal, we lived on 2nd floor, he would shut the a/c off in the summer cause it got too hot) -never talked to anyone -watched old b&w movies on tv at least 3 hours a night -girls would refuse to come in cause of the smell
basically, the roommate from hell
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On February 19 2007 17:27 Born)Slippy wrote: Fat people often smell because sweat and dirt gets trapped in the folds of their flesh, and if they're new at being fat (like most young fat people will be), they won't know how to shower properly.
This made me chuckle.
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On February 19 2007 17:27 Born)Slippy wrote: Fat people often smell because sweat and dirt gets trapped in the folds of their flesh, and if they're new at being fat (like most young fat people will be), they won't know how to shower properly.
ROFL
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On February 19 2007 17:00 thedeadhaji wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us. btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him.
Call the police if someone breaks your leg, not if someone throws a punch at you.
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Hmmm, the weirdest one I ever viewed was at a friends room. It was like 3 AM, and we're working on a CS project. My friends roommate, who is a giant 300 pound football neanderthal, is asleep, so horribly drunk. Randomly, he gets up, and walks over to a dresser, and just starts peeing on it. So we're like "...... yo... woah, woah, stop!" He couldn't hear a word of it, and being roughly 5 times my mass, we let him be. When he was finished pissing, he just got back in his bed and fell asleep.
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thedeadhaji
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On February 19 2007 17:41 IdiotWind wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2007 17:00 thedeadhaji wrote:On February 19 2007 16:48 semioldguy wrote:Words are exchanged and eventually he hits me. I fight back. Our pushover actually steps in to stop us. btw if this sort of thing ever happens to you again, i suggest that you do not hit back, and instead call the police on him, if you truely want to harm him. Call the police if someone breaks your leg, not if someone throws a punch at you.
fyi even things like spitting on someone can constitute assault, so I'd be careful if I were you, not to go against someone who knows what they're doing with the law.
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On February 19 2007 16:40 ATeddyBear wrote: My current roommate, honestly theres no reason to hate him except for little things but anything thing he does annoys the shit outta me.
- shaves his facial hair, leaves hair in sink, leaves room and cleans t up like 5 hrs later when he comes back. - eats like a fucking camel, chews so loud - leaves piss residue and pubes on toilet seat -.-, fucking disgusting - always asks me for help in games that a fucking 10 yr old can figure out (hes a 21 yr old engineer, and cant even figure out how to beat the first colossus in SOTC...... - takes showers at 3AM when I HAVE A FUCKING CLASS OR EXAM AT 8AM - doesn't move his arms when walking - always looks at me when i walk by him -_________-
I started laughing when I read this because my current roommate (We have a smallish room with bunked beds) does stuff like that. He's one of my best friends though so I dont have any hard feelings against him, but he still does stuff that annoys the shit out of me.
Take out the help for video games, the shower, and the arms thing. Then add: he has long hair and it is practically everywhere. I woke up with a strand in my mouth the other morning and I was not happy. He also is just a noisy person, eats with his mouth full all the time (The thing I think I hate most about him), makes bizarre liquidy popping snoring noises when sleeping, and makes popping noises when breathing generally. Plus, he listens to some annoying ass stuff on his computer, but thankfully he got headphones recently.
Like I said, I have no problem with him, but he still does stuff that annoys me. But, I probably do some stuff to annoy him too, so I just try to get beyond it until the year is over.
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I had a funny one in middle school.
On night, moon light night, he rose from bed and started jumping around in the moon light. In all the silvery rays he was wearing nothing but a red underwear. He jumped up and down and made strange noises. Suddenly, he fell to the ground, climbed back to his bed wimpering. "AHh! Spasm! Spasm!" He yelled painfully as he clutched his feet trying to get over w/ it.
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On February 19 2007 18:07 evanthebouncy~ wrote: I had a funny one in middle school.
On night, moon light night, he rose from bed and started jumping around in the moon light. In all the silvery rays he was wearing nothing but a red underwear. He jumped up and down and made strange noises. Suddenly, he fell to the ground, climbed back to his bed wimpering. "AHh! Spasm! Spasm!" He yelled painfully as he clutched his feet trying to get over w/ it.
EvantheBouncy strikes again!
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thedeadhaji
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oh yea, my sophomore year roommate would talk in his sleep. But it wasnt anything that annoyed me; I thought it was funny, would write it down then tell him the next day hahaha. We had some good laughs.
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