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On February 20 2007 12:11 chrusher97 wrote:
It was stories like these that made me decide to get a single room for my first year of university this year. Although sometimes I question it because a double room probably forces you to meet more people.
Get a double room. Think about it this way - If you have a shitty room mate, it forces you to meet more people. Remember, you're getting the worst stories here. I had a shitty freshman room mate (pathological liar douche), so I just spent most of my time elsewhere.
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On February 20 2007 12:00 Kennigit wrote:
My most recent room mate has a girlfriend who lives in the building beside us. They had sex....alot. im talking like i had to carefully check the door even at noon and knock and all this shit. He refused any system of sock on the door handle etc.
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in.
My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look.
They didn't have sex in my room after that
haha fucking gold
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Camera phones, hahaha, that's painful.
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On February 20 2007 12:00 Kennigit wrote:
My most recent room mate has a girlfriend who lives in the building beside us. They had sex....alot. im talking like i had to carefully check the door even at noon and knock and all this shit. He refused any system of sock on the door handle etc.
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in.
My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look.
They didn't have sex in my room after that
tell ur friends to post the video or it didnt happen
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this whole "pixx or it didn't happen" thing is really starting to annoy me. do you REALLY need to see some random guy you've never met giving it to some other random girl from behind? jesus christ download some fucking porn. why would Kennigit just make up some random ass story, and better yet, why do you care if by some chance it is fake? it made me laugh.
oh, and on topic... i havn't had a roommate yet but after this thread i'm horrified. thanks alot tl.net ;]
edit: "it"
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they're just hoping for pictures or video to fap to. all ur reading is the worst tl.net has to offer, dorming at my uni was one of the most enjoyable times in my short life. :D
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On February 20 2007 12:00 Kennigit wrote:
My most recent room mate has a girlfriend who lives in the building beside us. They had sex....alot. im talking like i had to carefully check the door even at noon and knock and all this shit. He refused any system of sock on the door handle etc.
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in.
My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look.
They didn't have sex in my room after that
Heh. I've sort of been this kind of roommate before. : x It wasn't my room though, but my girlfriends. We don't like "preplanned" sex or anything and she's not a sexually shy person at all. So, we'd have two/three times a day, and usually in her dorm room. We've annoyed her roommates (over the past few years) so much that one just moved out into another room for a month. XD
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Despite some bad experiences, all in all I enjoy living with people a lot. You just have to be a bit careful about who you choose, I guess. I've had some pretty damn awesome flatmates to weigh up for the bad ones. I shared a house with three girls for a while, we went on Sunday drives with picnic baskets and just had a blast. No sex, unfortunately, but, as some of you might slowly start to realize, life isn't all about sex. 
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ryan the "pix or it didnt happen" thing is just a joke hahaha they dont really mean they want the video or pix
or do they........ haha ive always thot it was a joke
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On February 20 2007 03:51 pyrogenetix wrote:
also we had this agreement that i would take all the dishes and he would take the floor and bathroom and everything since dirty dishes will be there everyday, three times a day and he only needs to vacuum like three times a week and maybe clean bathroom and shit once a week. but the thing is whenever he is cleaning hes always like "lol can u help me" and im just too nice to decline.
I picture you living with a burnt out hippy, who wears tie-dyes and has a bandana, fucking ace.
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On February 19 2007 19:40 ShinSa.NokCha wrote:i live alone  i wish i had a roomate... i'm so lonely
you're lucky
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well my rm is pretty cool guy, we basically are the same shit, we like the same kind of music, work out like crazy, sociable, we joined a frat, we are into sports, responsible with grades...it is really nice and we have these nice conversations before going to bed...
but i am glad i got this rm cause ive seen the weirdest guys ever since i am in college
p.s the funniest experience was that I got back to my dorm with this girl...and I passed out on my bed, when I woke up...I saw her in my rm's bed naked...guess what happened
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On February 21 2007 07:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
rofl @ sex roomate
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On February 21 2007 07:28 sXs_ArcaNgeL.. wrote:
well my rm is pretty cool guy, we basically are the same shit, we like the same kind of music, work out like crazy, sociable, we joined a frat, we are into sports, responsible with grades...it is really nice and we have these nice conversations before going to bed...
but i am glad i got this rm cause ive seen the weirdest guys ever since i am in college
p.s the funniest experience was that I got back to my dorm with this girl...and I passed out on my bed, when I woke up...I saw her in my rm's bed naked...guess what happened
what happened?
O_o
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