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Bulgaria2145 Posts
On February 20 2007 02:42 Resonate wrote: he probably hated you stealing all his lovely food all the time ;] No, in fact he was worried after I started to eat less. And it was not "his" food, it was our food, we paid both but I had to do the shopping. Oh and he really enjoyed making the food. After every single action he clapped quietly with hands. | ||
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Passion
Netherlands1486 Posts
i never even knew of the excistance of such list so i was pretty shocked. then as i read the list i started to laugh and got pretty angry. things like me not helping to clean the house (i was the only one there who ever cleaned anything, did their dishes multiple times, etc., etc.) which were bullshit, but also things like me not closing the front door when i came home (people had to first pass by my window, then enter the house and pass by my always open room door in order to even see as much as the toilet). the last point was very true, i dont tend to lock the frontdoor when i m at home, however, if they'd have simply asked me it wouldnt have been a problem AND they didnt do it themselves either. an other ridiculous point was that i occupied our shared balcony to much. this balcony was about 200 square meters, and my room less than 6. did they want me to sit in my room all day long and was half of 200 m2 not enough for them? so i confronted them with their ridiculous behaviour (in my natural slightly dominant way) and they were clearly sad their evil plan didnt work and somewhat ashamed that i found out (i guess...). however after i did so they didnt apologise, they just acted even more like retards when ever i did see them. (you must know, these two guys had been living in this house together and alone for about 2 years seeing the room i had was the size of a toilet.) ...untill one night i decided to fuck them all and throw a party on the balcony with ~20 friends, we got shitheaded, one of them came home and someone was sleeping on the stairs. he kicked the guy, an other friend of mine came up to him and asked what the hell that was about, he said it was his house he could do what ever he wanted after which he bitchslapped the guy. at this point i would have broken his neck if i didnt trip over an empty beercase. because of this he found time to run up the stairs and hide in his room. we drank and sang on all night, untill the next morning my houseowner knocked on the door at about 10:00. i had hardly fallen asleep (went to bed less than an hour ago) so decide to fuck him and sleep on. he tried to enter the room but seeing there were 4 or 5 guys sleeping on the floor (remember: room is 6m2 or less) there was no way opening it (one of the guys had a soar leg the next day, so i think he tried pretty hard to open it!). he left a note saying i got kicked out of the house, i didnt give a fuck seeing i was already about to move out (in a month or so) and had plenty of people who'd supply me with a roof for that time. the man came over to the house one day, and he wanted to discuss the issue once more. he put on his angry face and was about to tell me that all of this was absolutely unacceptable when i told him i didnt care the tiniest bit about leaving and was glad to get out of the house, giving him my opinion about my backstabbing faery housemates and his own little fascist self. all in all, i made it pretty clear i wasnt gonna beg to stay. as soon as his mind understood this, i was stunned to notice that his attitude completely changed and he actually asked me if i wanted to stay. i innitialy said no, but after he begged a little i accepted. the next day i sent him the letter canceling our contract, two months from that day, one month later than the day i would have had to leave if he wouldnt have begged. but! right now i got the greatest housemates! so all is well. | ||
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Aukai
United States1183 Posts
- Full blown acne - Nerd - Always invite his Japanese friends over (Which wasn't bad, but hes also obsessed with Anime and anything Japanese) - I was steaming rice and he came out of his room (like a hermit) And told me "They have japanese rice at this one store." And I had heard so much asian-obessiveness I just cut him off, "My mom is full blood filipino" And crept back into his room and didn't come out for a few days like he always does. - Never helps clean. (We left for Christmas and he stayed in our collective dorm (I had 3 total other roomates) When we came back there was pizza stuck to the floor and mold in the carpet, one of my Roommates (He had basically assumed dominance over the room, I didn't mind, he was a friend from highschool) Got pissed, rented a shampooer for the carpet, then left (basically) a threat under his door that if he ever pulled that shit again he was going to kick his ass, and went to bed. I think he moved out a few weeks later. - Before he left, he left me this care package of japanese candy (wtf) And I tried to eat it, but it was nasty so I threw it away. Oh, and you can view it which ever way you want, but we were dicussing how to get alcohol on one of our first nights there, and He mentions hes 23, but then says he can't buy us alcohol cause it isn't right, like 5 minutes later. | ||
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Resonate
United Kingdom8402 Posts
On February 20 2007 03:26 Aukai wrote: I was steaming rice and he came out of his room (like a hermit) And told me "They have japanese rice at this one store." And I had heard so much asian-obessiveness I just cut him off, "My mom is full blood filipino" And crept back into his room and didn't come out for a few days like he always does. what's your point? I don't see anything wrong with recommending where you can buy food... | ||
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
well im living with this guy whos like 30 now (im 18) and he used to be a drug addict and alcoholist but hes clean now like doesnt drink at all and hast done drugs either for seven years and now is studying. doesnt really have any bad habits just that hes really lazy in the mornings with his alarm clock like he sets it for 8 and it rings like 20 times before he hits snooze and after 2 min it goes off again and he just does not get up until after like 20 rings and this keeps on going until im fully awake and just get up to take a crap (i always take a crap in the morning. everyday.) then he gets up and starts going "hey dude i gota go to school im late" im like wtf. doesnt do it all the time but when he does its as if *I* chose the time to take my crap when it is most inconvenient for him, when it fact its his fucking alarm that woke me up. also we had this agreement that i would take all the dishes and he would take the floor and bathroom and everything since dirty dishes will be there everyday, three times a day and he only needs to vacuum like three times a week and maybe clean bathroom and shit once a week. but the thing is whenever he is cleaning hes always like "lol can u help me" and im just too nice to decline. and theres this thing i duno if its some sort of swedish thing or if its international but its sure as hell not chinese or... my family doesnt do it. when you have left overfood in ur plates and shit, i would normally scrape that shit into the bin and then put the plate in the sink. this guy is awesome, cuz he will dump this plate that has like 5 tablespoons of food on it right into the sink, so you get this really nasty blend of food in the sink soaking water and marinating in shit. even bits of paper and like plastic, bottle tops, everything he just throws into the sink. then i have to use this shovel like thing to scoop everything out into the bin again. why cant he just throw it DIRECTLY into the bin? oh and whenever he uses something he just HAS to throw it into the sink afterwards. even if he just had like a cup of water, which you can seriously just rinse with water and it'll be done or like i duno if you ate nothing thats really fucking oily if you wash it with hot water its all done in like 2 seconds, but nooooo he dumps it into the sink thats filled with oily water and EVERYTHING is oiled up. other than that its ok i guess =/ | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
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j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
On February 20 2007 05:07 haduken wrote: i had a room mate who only wash the inside of the dishes not the exterior. it pisses me off the wall because she always has this theory that u only need to wash the inside because u eat off it. lol well thats actually partly true, until the genius dumps the entire glass he used for drinking water into the sink filled with french fry oil. gg | ||
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Born)Slippy
Norway1904 Posts
There was this one flatmate, we called him the Ninja because none of us had a clue what the hell he was up to. There were a couple of episodes were we would go knock on his room, no answer, we peek inside, no one, then we sit in the living room (which has the only door to his room) and play XBox, and an hour later he comes out of his room. Another guy tried to strangle two of my friends at a party. He moved out "shortly" afterwards. | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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zizou21
United States3683 Posts
1 partied too much, which wasnt that bad cuz he brought hot 15-17 year olds all the time and im not gonna complain 1 was a nerd and sat in front of comp 24/7 but thats cool cuz i do the same thing | ||
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Ganfei1
China667 Posts
On February 19 2007 17:43 Haemonculus wrote: Hmmm, the weirdest one I ever viewed was at a friends room. It was like 3 AM, and we're working on a CS project. My friends roommate, who is a giant 300 pound football neanderthal, is asleep, so horribly drunk. Randomly, he gets up, and walks over to a dresser, and just starts peeing on it. So we're like "...... yo... woah, woah, stop!" He couldn't hear a word of it, and being roughly 5 times my mass, we let him be. When he was finished pissing, he just got back in his bed and fell asleep. When I was a freshman, first week, there is a ,party on the floor and a kid named Matt gets drunk. He says he has to go to the bathroom, and then he just unzips and starts pissing on his bed. From then on he was known as "Sheets." On February 19 2007 19:22 yubee wrote: -he was a fucking MOOCH. when we first moved in we agreed to share shit since we all were stocked, but not once the rest of the semester did he ever buy food, and he would always eat up my food. it was a pain in the ass for me to grocery shop in the city, but still he had no reluctance in chowing down in my shit. he even used my razor, i found it in the shower on the floor, what the fuck? I sure fucking hope you didn't use that razor again. | ||
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
On February 20 2007 11:27 Ganfei wrote: When I was a freshman, first week, there is a ,party on the floor and a kid named Matt gets drunk. He says he has to go to the bathroom, and then he just unzips and starts pissing on his bed. From then on he was known as "Sheets." I sure fucking hope you didn't use that razor again. hell no, i just started shaving when i went home to the suburbs every couple weeks | ||
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MadneZz
Sweden234 Posts
On February 20 2007 11:40 yubee wrote: hell no, i just started shaving when i went home to the suburbs every couple weeks because razors are so incredibly expensive? I had never had a bad roommate, thou i have been one actually. Working on a island with 3-4 people, we had a really small room me and another guy. He worked 12h a day and went home every other week, i worked like 9h a day but never went home, so usually i would be drunk most of the nights and he would have problems sleeping with me snoring loud and etc. We became very good friends even though he being pissed off at me most of the time, so it was all good in the end. | ||
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SuGo_V_
United States9 Posts
He tried to shave my brothers armpit/leg hairs... 'nuff said. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Well it's 6:30 one evening and i'd just gotten back from a long day of class and couldn't wait to go lie down on my bed. I go to open the door, and its locked and i can hear them whispering inside (passionate whispering ^_^)... So i think to myself "fuck this shit", and walk around the building getting the loudest most obnoxious guys i know and tell them i have a 24 in my room i need them to help me drink. 10 guys later we go up to my room, i swipe my card and walk on in. My friend is giving it to his girl from behind and her face goes from pure bliss to utter horror. Camera phones start flying out of pockets and everyone crams in the room to get a better look. They didn't have sex in my room after that | ||
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
On February 20 2007 11:47 MadneZz wrote: because razors are so incredibly expensive? razor blades are one of the most stolen items in the world because they are both necessary and expensive. not to mention hey, this is college, it's not a big deal to me if i grow out a little bit | ||
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chrusher97
Canada811 Posts
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HowitZer
United States1610 Posts
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