• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 06:22
CEST 12:22
KST 19:22
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
uThermal's 2v2 Tour: $15,000 Main Event10Serral wins EWC 202544Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 202510Power Rank - Esports World Cup 202580RSL Season 1 - Final Week9
Community News
Weekly Cups (Aug 4-10): MaxPax wins a triple3SC2's Safe House 2 - October 18 & 195Weekly Cups (Jul 28-Aug 3): herO doubles up6LiuLi Cup - August 2025 Tournaments5[BSL 2025] H2 - Team Wars, Weeklies & SB Ladder10
StarCraft 2
General
Real talk: we need to stop nerfing everything Weekly Cups (Aug 4-10): MaxPax wins a triple Geoff 'iNcontroL' Robinson has passed away Serral wins EWC 2025 uThermal's 2v2 Tour: $15,000 Main Event
Tourneys
Global Tourney for College Students in September RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series SC2's Safe House 2 - October 18 & 19 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament LiuLi Cup - August 2025 Tournaments
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 486 Watch the Skies Mutation # 485 Death from Below Mutation # 484 Magnetic Pull Mutation #239 Bad Weather
Brood War
General
ASL20 Pre-season Tier List ranking! BW General Discussion Simultaneous Streaming by CasterMuse StarCon Philadelphia Player “Jedi” cheat on CSL
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues KCM 2025 Season 3 Small VOD Thread 2.0 [ASL20] Online Qualifiers Day 2
Strategy
Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Total Annihilation Server - TAForever Beyond All Reason [MMORPG] Tree of Savior (Successor of Ragnarok)
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine The Games Industry And ATVI European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! Korean Music Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Gtx660 graphics card replacement Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment" Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Gaming After Dark: Poor Slee…
TrAiDoS
[Girl blog} My fema…
artosisisthebest
Sharpening the Filtration…
frozenclaw
ASL S20 English Commentary…
namkraft
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
Blog #2
tankgirl
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 534 users

Meat created from human waste?

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Normal
KillerPlague
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1386 Posts
June 17 2011 18:54 GMT
#1
Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.


Video: Solution to the Global Food Crisis - Let them eat TURD BURGERS!?


So my question to you TL is do you approve? What do you think of this new revolutionary method to create meat. Could it realistically replace meat. Would vegetarians approve since it is healthier than meat, tastes better, and is more environmentally friendly (i.e. not killing animals and lower emissions). What do you guys think!?

My opinion.
+ Show Spoiler +
Personally I think it is disgusting and could never try this!!


Poll: Would you eat meat synthesized from human feces?

Hell no! It's still feces (516)
 
47%

Not sure, maybe (182)
 
16%

Yes, it is just meat and it is better for the environment (167)
 
15%

Just not for me, don't disapprove (115)
 
10%

I might try it, but would not make it a staple in my diet (114)
 
10%

Other. Please explain (15)
 
1%

1109 total votes

Your vote: Would you eat meat synthesized from human feces?

(Vote): Yes, it is just meat and it is better for the environment
(Vote): I might try it, but would not make it a staple in my diet
(Vote): Not sure, maybe
(Vote): Just not for me, don't disapprove
(Vote): Hell no! It's still feces
(Vote): Other. Please explain



source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces;_ylt=Ah6G9XQ18dC_4qO289c80IIDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTNuamtpMzdoBGFzc2V0A2RpZ2l0YWx0cmVuZHMvMjAxMTA2MTUvamFwYW5lc2VzY2llbnRpc3RzY3JlYXRlc21lYXRvdXRvZmZlY2VzBHBvcwMyBHNlYwN5bl9hcnRpY2xlX3N1bW1hcnlfbGlzdARzbGsDamFwYW5zY2llbnRp
Side 1: Why no dominant players with 90% win ratio Side 2: Nerf Side 1
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
June 17 2011 18:57 GMT
#2
My question is what would vegetarians think about this? Is this considered okay for them to eat?
Write your own song!
Trizzen
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway74 Posts
June 17 2011 18:57 GMT
#3
Dunno what to vote. Japan however, never cease to surprise me
Death is certain. Life is not.
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 18:57:43
June 17 2011 18:57 GMT
#4
What the hell? I sincerely doubt that a significant number of people would be willing to eat this once they knew its origin.

It is, however, Japan...
JeanLuc
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada377 Posts
June 17 2011 18:57 GMT
#5
I can sympathize with the need to get rid of our human waste but not like this.... NOT LIKE
THIS!!!!
If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth-- you don't deserve to wear that uniform
ProxyKnoxy
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2576 Posts
June 17 2011 18:59 GMT
#6
After being told what it is, then no, I wouldn't.
"Zealot try give mariners high five. Mariners not like high five and try hide and shoot zealot"
cowpies
Profile Joined April 2010
United States43 Posts
June 17 2011 19:00 GMT
#7
Tastes like steak, looks like chocolate?
Kqpro
Profile Joined September 2010
United States62 Posts
June 17 2011 19:00 GMT
#8
Eat shit and die.
Powerpill
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States1693 Posts
June 17 2011 19:00 GMT
#9
I fear the day I hear in restaurants, "I'll have the poop steak, extra runny"
The pretty things are going to hell, they wore it out but they wore it well
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
June 17 2011 19:00 GMT
#10
...I can't even imagine who had the idea to start this, and who funded it...
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:12:02
June 17 2011 19:01 GMT
#11
The Yes Men.

+ Show Spoiler +
presented this. I thought it was in 'The Yes Men Fix The World' but I can't find the scene... maybe in an earlier video of theirs.
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2905 Posts
June 17 2011 19:01 GMT
#12
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little..
yuck x.x
말크 : ^_^~ NeO)GabuAt, vGODieN
KillerPlague
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1386 Posts
June 17 2011 19:01 GMT
#13
Lol your guys comments are hilarious! Didn't mean to make this a flame about Japan xD. I'm sure there has got to be someone on TL that would try this. Anyone?
Side 1: Why no dominant players with 90% win ratio Side 2: Nerf Side 1
Ryhn
Profile Joined February 2010
United States509 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:02:08
June 17 2011 19:01 GMT
#14
First to vote "I might try it!"

<3

I mean, it's been processed so much by the point it makes it to your plate. . .

Maybe.
Famous Books Written by Progamers - "Clam: Mastering your other self"
251
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1401 Posts
June 17 2011 19:01 GMT
#15
I'm all for technological and scientific advancement. This is one part of it I will be sitting out for.
"If you can chill..........then chill."
anatem
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania1369 Posts
June 17 2011 19:02 GMT
#16
i'd eat that shit.
'Tis with our Judgements as our Watches, none / Go just alike, yet each believes his own.
Casta
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark234 Posts
June 17 2011 19:02 GMT
#17
Well, wouldn't eat it unless nothing else was available. I can however see some opportunity, on a long space mission for example being able to recycle shit to food could perhaps be somewhat beneficial.

Third world countries maybe, but if it is expensive to produce thats not an option either.
Geoube
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada67 Posts
June 17 2011 19:03 GMT
#18
Let's be honest guys, this is what Sci Fi has been heading towards for ever. The dessert suits in dune? Every food processor on a space ship? Yeah, it's inevitable so might as well start getting used to the idea.
vende
Profile Joined April 2011
Russian Federation202 Posts
June 17 2011 19:03 GMT
#19
oh what the hell. i won't eat it as long as we have natural meat for an okay price
Ben...
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada3485 Posts
June 17 2011 19:03 GMT
#20
Soylent green is PEOPLE! PEOPLE!

In all seriousness, that is gross. Maybe for pet food if it is safe but not for people (though I would never feed it to my labrador).
"Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide" -Tastosis
sTsCompleted
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States380 Posts
June 17 2011 19:04 GMT
#21
Only in Japan would they spend time and money to make shit edible XD
vyyye
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden3917 Posts
June 17 2011 19:04 GMT
#22
Bear Grylls must be celebrating.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
June 17 2011 19:04 GMT
#23
Paying for the luxury of eating shit. Yeah LOL. Not gonna happen. Awesome for colonizing Alpha Centauri though, like Casta said.
Pixilated
Profile Joined February 2011
United States82 Posts
June 17 2011 19:04 GMT
#24
I am so glad I'm a vegetarian. I help the environment, AND I don't have to be pressured be environmentalists to eat poop! :D Totally worth having almost nothing to eat at restaurants. ^^
Delgravitas
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada4 Posts
June 17 2011 19:05 GMT
#25
I'm impressed, that is a very creative solution for waste management to say the least. 1:35 of the video made me do a double take, a fridge labeled "shit burger" would make me think twice about keeping my lunch in there.

Voted "Not Sure, maybe" out of curiosity. And because... + Show Spoiler +
that shit looks tasty!
YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
June 17 2011 19:05 GMT
#26
[insert shit related joke here]

I don't believe anybody would pay the same to eat this as a normal steak, but I can definitely see it used in places that are less picky about their food, where it'll stop people from starving.
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
June 17 2011 19:05 GMT
#27
This is nothing compared to what people eat when they consume hotdogs.
"Dark Pleasure" | | I survived the Locust war of May 3, 2014
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
June 17 2011 19:05 GMT
#28
Interesting idea. I don't know about the current implementation but it's a cool concept.
Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3368 Posts
June 17 2011 19:06 GMT
#29
The end product only really has one thing in common with the beginning product. A similar process is drinkable water from waste treatment plants, if you ever take a tour of those places, they will always give you water (secretly or otherwise) from the out pipe (depending if the plant is designed for drinkable water afterwards).

In this case, it's protein instead of water. However I would think that it would cost much much less just to run the waste through a treatment plant, and process the solid waste to use as fertilizer.

If you go about it how everyone in this thread is thinking so far, you might as well consider most farmed plants as made from animal feces.
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
AeonStrife
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States918 Posts
June 17 2011 19:06 GMT
#30
Crap....video games are totally going to pick this up.
Whats worse...US Poltics or SC2 Balance Talks...
ZiegFeld
Profile Joined April 2011
351 Posts
June 17 2011 19:06 GMT
#31
I'd eat it if it was just about from any other source. Just not excrement =,= .
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
June 17 2011 19:06 GMT
#32
Nom Nom Nom. I would eat it as long as it tasted like normal meat and was proven not to give you e.coli and the like.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
June 17 2011 19:06 GMT
#33
id eat turdburgers
posting on liquid sites in current year
Tremendous
Profile Joined June 2011
Denmark155 Posts
June 17 2011 19:07 GMT
#34
On June 18 2011 04:01 Dagobert wrote:
The Yes Men Fix The World (2009).


Damn.. You beat me to it!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Hier
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
2391 Posts
June 17 2011 19:07 GMT
#35
63% protein? I'm sold.
"But on a more serious note..." -everyone on this forum at some point.
foxmeep
Profile Joined July 2009
Australia2333 Posts
June 17 2011 19:07 GMT
#36
lol the label on the fridge: "shit burger"
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
June 17 2011 19:08 GMT
#37
On June 18 2011 04:04 vyyye wrote:
Bear Grylls must be celebrating.


Better eat my own shit.

I'd eat this if it tasted good enough that I couldn't morph the taste into something horrible, like I do eggs. Living with chickens at my house, the eggs are taken from the pen with shit all over them.
http://grooveshark.com/#/deltrus/music
Imerej
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada291 Posts
June 17 2011 19:09 GMT
#38
So is this thing healthy? I know it's edible but is it good for you?
T3tra
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States406 Posts
June 17 2011 19:09 GMT
#39
I mean.. it's just protein I guess.. I'd try it maybe.

...maybe.
I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face.
Sinborn
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States275 Posts
June 17 2011 19:09 GMT
#40
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
forthwith
Profile Joined August 2009
United States23 Posts
June 17 2011 19:09 GMT
#41
I really don't see how this is disgusting to so many people. It's not like he's rolling shit into a ball and saying "eat it." They "extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak." They take the useful bits out of what we think of as disgusting, and resynthesize it. The only thing these steaks have in common with excrement is that the molecules inside it were once embedded in it. No more than that.

What, every protein or carbohydrate out there is inherently disgusting, just because it COULD be used to create something objectionable? We've been drinking reprocessed dinosaur piss for millenia
Ghad
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway2551 Posts
June 17 2011 19:09 GMT
#42
Mythbusters actually proved you could polish a turd, so why not.
forgottendreams: One underage girl, two drunk guys, one gogo dancer and starcraft 2. Apparently just another day in Europe.
flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
June 17 2011 19:09 GMT
#43
I said "not sure, maybe". I think I would need to read up on this a bit more. I would wait to see if there are any negative effects. If there are none, then sure.
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler █ MVP ■ MC ■ Boxer ■ Grubby █
Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3368 Posts
June 17 2011 19:10 GMT
#44
On June 18 2011 04:08 DeltruS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:04 vyyye wrote:
Bear Grylls must be celebrating.


Better eat my own shit.

I'd eat this if it tasted good enough that I couldn't morph the taste into something horrible, like I do eggs. Living with chickens at my house, the eggs are taken from the pen with shit all over them.

Heh, most people don't know how close shit is to their food.

Or don't actually know how much of their own shit is on every surface in their home that they've touched or even looked at.
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
June 17 2011 19:10 GMT
#45
NO.

Despite, I already know from my reactions and subsequent expectation that I will hardly ever be able to enjoy the taste of shit-derived meat; placebo effect drives perception of reality.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
GertHeart
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States631 Posts
June 17 2011 19:11 GMT
#46
I picked other, for all those who watched Dune, you know the author already thought of this =P. If it's healthy and an alternative and you have no choice, just do it.
He who conquers the past rules the future, He who conquers the future rules the past. - C&C Red Alert
Tuczniak
Profile Joined September 2010
1561 Posts
June 17 2011 19:11 GMT
#47
[image loading]

User was temp banned for this post.
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
June 17 2011 19:11 GMT
#48
Just gotta give it a more appetizing name, like how patagonian toothfish->chilean sea bass. I know! "Taco Bell's new $.99 burrito, made with 100% real beef" (probably consisted of beef at one point)
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
thoradycus
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia3262 Posts
June 17 2011 19:12 GMT
#49
Id be vegeterian instead kthx
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
June 17 2011 19:12 GMT
#50
Probably less gross than McDonald's
oogieogie
Profile Joined June 2011
United States3657 Posts
June 17 2011 19:12 GMT
#51
honestly i wouldn't be that against it if it looks good, and tastes good since those are the only things needed for me to try something really.
Ceril
Profile Joined April 2003
Sweden1343 Posts
June 17 2011 19:12 GMT
#52
Mmm, its old in the world of scifi: Everything got to be recycled to manage.

Still abit gross, but hmm.
Considering I like to eat cow or even better pig; That do their best to marinates itself in its own excrements. Why the dodo not ? =)

Problem: Making sure its 100% clear of malevolent bacteria I suppose.
Just because you can now store where everyone was and is, what they like, what they fear who they talk to and who they love. It does not mean we should so spy upon our fellow man in a dystopia far worse then 1984
jermo
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada46 Posts
June 17 2011 19:13 GMT
#53
i'd eat that shit

no pun intended
pirates
Profile Joined October 2010
United States701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:16:07
June 17 2011 19:13 GMT
#54
I can't wait for them to sell the technology and patent to a fast food company.

On a serious note, I would like to learn more about this. Perhaps the proccesing and the nutritional value of the 'steak'. Has anyone figured out if this is vegetarian/vegan friendly? I suppose it is better than starving for those in dire need of food, however I wouldn't opt to try it unless I was in such a situation.
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
June 17 2011 19:13 GMT
#55
I would never eat this if I am told what it is. But if I don't know it doesn't matter, we eat alot of junk food everyday anyway.
Terran
oogieogie
Profile Joined June 2011
United States3657 Posts
June 17 2011 19:14 GMT
#56
On June 18 2011 04:13 pirates wrote:
I can't wait for them to sell the technology and patent to a fast food company.

ah improvements in fast food technology.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
June 17 2011 19:15 GMT
#57
People are pretty ignorant to what actually goes into their current food. This doesn't actually seem all that bad. I'd try it out. The only things I'd be worried about is the processing plants being privatized and failing to meet health standards. Making unsafe shit burgers etc. haha
Not bad for a cat toy.
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:16:58
June 17 2011 19:15 GMT
#58
Wouldn't a better solution be to use our feces as fertalizer, grow soy, and then make soy burgers?

Or genetically engineer bacteria or algae to digest waste and produce a vitamin rich slurry?

The worlds hunger shouldn't exist with the resources we all have.
http://grooveshark.com/#/deltrus/music
Ropid
Profile Joined March 2009
Germany3557 Posts
June 17 2011 19:15 GMT
#59
On June 18 2011 03:57 mastergriggy wrote:
My question is what would vegetarians think about this? Is this considered okay for them to eat?

I eat mostly vegetarian nowadays, and I get a bit of a stomach ache if I go back to eating more than tiny amounts of meat, when there is a barbecue party or something along those lines. So I would rather stop eating any meat.

I think that shit idea is very good for those 100 % fast food (carnivore) guys.
"My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal."
nihlon
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden5581 Posts
June 17 2011 19:15 GMT
#60
On June 18 2011 04:12 oogieogie wrote:
honestly i wouldn't be that against it if it looks good, and tastes good since those are the only things needed for me to try something really.


You would eat a steak made of human if it would look and taste good?
Banelings are too cute to blow up
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
June 17 2011 19:15 GMT
#61
On topic, let me put it this way.

If there was an equal chance for the meat in my bun to be either poop meat or prime beef, I'd take a bite and if I'd like the taste and texture, I'd eat it
ZiegFeld
Profile Joined April 2011
351 Posts
June 17 2011 19:16 GMT
#62
On June 18 2011 04:14 oogieogie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:13 pirates wrote:
I can't wait for them to sell the technology and patent to a fast food company.

ah improvements in fast food technology.
Oh my fucking god...
p0q
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark22 Posts
June 17 2011 19:16 GMT
#63
Wouldn't mind eating it as long as they can prove it isn't bad for your health... Think most of the cheap meat on the shelves today come from just as, if not more questionable sources. Like using rotten meat for minced meat to save money and the like.
Myrkskog
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada481 Posts
June 17 2011 19:17 GMT
#64
Shit meat is still better than being a vegetarian.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 17 2011 19:17 GMT
#65
I would with a lot of fucking ketchup

Still... that's a mind-fuck. Eating our own shit...
Next someone will create a device to allow us to fuck ourselves.

All our insults are dissolving into a reality ):
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
June 17 2011 19:18 GMT
#66
Found it. Thank you, Youtube.
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:29:04
June 17 2011 19:21 GMT
#67
On June 18 2011 04:15 nihlon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:12 oogieogie wrote:
honestly i wouldn't be that against it if it looks good, and tastes good since those are the only things needed for me to try something really.


You would eat a steak made of human if it would look and taste good?


Well, that is all cultural. The only reason not to cannabalize the dead is evolutionary. If they died, they probably have some sort of disease right?

However, nowadays we know how to thouroughly cook meat. Any type of sociopath would be fine with that steak if culture allowed it.

It is pretty much the same arguement for eating excrement.

Personally, eating a human steak would be too much.
http://grooveshark.com/#/deltrus/music
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24686 Posts
June 17 2011 19:21 GMT
#68
I wouldn't be willing to try it until it had gone through some long-term testing to see if it has any long-term adverse health effects.

I wonder... what % of human excrement gets extracted and used in this process? Obviously it is going to vary from person to person depending on diet, but I'd be interested to see a rough estimate.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
navy
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada197 Posts
June 17 2011 19:22 GMT
#69
i may have misunderstood, but I think the concept is that the protein (which is what is being extracted from the feces) is actually from the bacteria which grow in the feces, not the feces itself.

If that's the case then it's just like eating mushrooms (which are grown in manuer) or cheese (bacterial cultures). I would be okay with that.

If its actually consuming shit then I'm not down lol, not with a whole bottle of ketchup.
Kiron
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden43 Posts
June 17 2011 19:23 GMT
#70
If they proved it was healthier or as healthy as normal meat, then yes I would eat it, but they're going to have to do a lot of studies and marketing to convince the masses.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 17 2011 19:26 GMT
#71
As long as it's healthy I would have no problem eating this. Though I am skeptical that there are no issues that could arise from eating it.
Huludite
Profile Joined May 2011
21 Posts
June 17 2011 19:28 GMT
#72
I'm curious as to why they chose to align themselves along side meat products, they kind of shot themselves in the foot as far as acceptable branding would go

Also, this isn't meat... it's processed excrement. Fish products have high protein content (ie: salmon) but how often is the nomer "fish meat" used? Silly
eNbee
Profile Joined July 2010
Belgium487 Posts
June 17 2011 19:28 GMT
#73
I voted Other : I'd eat it if I were starving
hmmmm
procyonlotor
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy473 Posts
June 17 2011 19:28 GMT
#74
Hello.

Adult mammalian muscle flesh consists of roughly 75 percent water, 19 percent protein, 2.5 percent intramuscular fat, 1.2 percent carbohydrates and 2.3 percent other soluble non-protein substances. These include nitrogenous compounds, such as amino acids, and inorganic substances such as minerals.


<3 Wikipedia.

The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals.


Notice the similarities.

Also notice the distinct lack of shit.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44362 Posts
June 17 2011 19:28 GMT
#75
[image loading]

Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be sharing his eagerness.

User was warned for this post
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
MechKing
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States3004 Posts
June 17 2011 19:29 GMT
#76
If I didn't know what it was I would probably eat it. But after reading this, then no.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
June 17 2011 19:31 GMT
#77
Assuming good mixing in the ecosystem, the water you are drinking is probably 10^-9%ish urine. Astronauts have been drinking pure reprocessed urine for a while now. I have no problem with eating reprocessed poop.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Late
Profile Joined August 2007
Latvia418 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:32:19
June 17 2011 19:31 GMT
#78
If this turdburger business picks up, the movie "Human Centipede" will be just a poorly written drama. :\
Xevious
Profile Joined February 2011
United States2086 Posts
June 17 2011 19:31 GMT
#79
I wouldn't eat it myself, but I'd prefer it over dirt if those were my only options.

I have a feeling though this will have a hard time getting through though, just because of the nature of it. People see it and say "eww no that's gross and stupid," that's the extent of their thought process.
SgtCoDFish
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United Kingdom1520 Posts
June 17 2011 19:33 GMT
#80
I'd try it if someone else I was with tried it first and said it tasted good. Not risking being the first, though
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 17 2011 19:34 GMT
#81
I guess.... I don't totally like the idea of eating it tho, but you can get used to anything so, I'd give it a try.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:35:23
June 17 2011 19:34 GMT
#82
dude why human feces? should be those herbivore shit that should be edible since they just eat grass.. but still errrk..

still wouldn't eat others shit, i'd eat my own maybe..
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
jimmyjingle
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States472 Posts
June 17 2011 19:37 GMT
#83
1:33 check the label.
I get brain like a skull
jyisvip
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada209 Posts
June 17 2011 19:37 GMT
#84
On June 18 2011 04:37 jimmyjingle wrote:
1:33 check the label.


I was just about to mention that. Shit Burger. LOL
IntoTheBush
Profile Joined July 2010
United States552 Posts
June 17 2011 19:38 GMT
#85
LoL, The best part is when he goes to open the refridgerator and it says "SHIT BURGER" on the front of it. I'd never eat a turd burger, or steak. Fortunately I live in a country without hunger problems, so I eat filet minyon like a BOSS.
SixPackAbs
Profile Joined September 2010
United States160 Posts
June 17 2011 19:38 GMT
#86
I love how the scientist has it labeled as shit burger in his lab or wherever that was. It costs more than normal meat, is made from poo and looks like poo in its finished version. Don't send me any :p
Immanis
Profile Joined October 2010
United States21 Posts
June 17 2011 19:38 GMT
#87
maybe with a lot of steak sauce =P
Wyk
Profile Joined March 2011
314 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 19:39:18
June 17 2011 19:38 GMT
#88
Add a glass of piss to it and the future looks bright.

edit: I wonder if worcestershire sauce spices things up a bit.
caruso
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany733 Posts
June 17 2011 19:40 GMT
#89
This just screams for a South Park Episode.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
June 17 2011 19:42 GMT
#90
If it means cheaper meat then yes
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Jukulmolder
Profile Joined April 2011
Spain254 Posts
June 17 2011 19:42 GMT
#91
well, i'll have to be careful when saying something "tastes like crap"

as long as they don't try to get sushi out of this, i don't mind
"IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE"
AbstractVoid
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States127 Posts
June 17 2011 19:42 GMT
#92
I would try this to see if it actually is legit and tastes good, really creative research makes you think about all the other weird things possible.
Aelip
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark321 Posts
June 17 2011 19:43 GMT
#93
No thanks. I prefer proper meat.
RifleCow
Profile Joined February 2008
Canada637 Posts
June 17 2011 19:44 GMT
#94
This is good, soon we'll be able to live on distant planets!!
hohoho
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
June 17 2011 19:44 GMT
#95
the psychological barrier is too great for me to overcome
Writerptrk
Trashie
Profile Joined March 2011
Norway131 Posts
June 17 2011 19:45 GMT
#96
Sure I'd try it. Most of us have eaten equally or even more "digusting" stuff in form of for example hot dogs.
lFlippyl
Profile Joined November 2010
United States147 Posts
June 17 2011 19:45 GMT
#97
If they used liquid shit then would that make a protein shake?
Will work as Hired Pun for laughs / "Only the best PianO puns make it out. Most of them end up on the Chopin block."
hookyelyak
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Egypt184 Posts
June 17 2011 19:47 GMT
#98
first it is carcinogenic...and it is grossss.
life.parting.mkp.hero.rain.
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 17 2011 19:47 GMT
#99
I have heard nature already does this, albeit a little bit slower
And all is illuminated.
Thorakh
Profile Joined April 2011
Netherlands1788 Posts
June 17 2011 19:48 GMT
#100
It's not poop, it's all the still useful stuff that was in poop. I don't see what the problem is. I mean, hell, cows eat grass, grass grows on soil, soil gets fertilized with poop. Does that mean cows eat poop?
DorF
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden961 Posts
June 17 2011 19:49 GMT
#101
I would it eat it as long as it was tastier/ as tasty and as cheap/ cheaper than regular meat.
Otherwise I'd stick with ye olde regular meat straight from the animal.
BW for life !
Travin
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Sweden672 Posts
June 17 2011 19:51 GMT
#102
I could eat it as long as it would taste good or ok to me. Similar to me eating other fake meat products out there, they dont taste like meat but mostly they taste pretty good or ok.
However if I should buy this then probably it would have to taste like meat and be cheaper than normal meat. Normally fake meat products like qourn isn't that cheap but I could see everybody eating this in 100 years.
darkscream
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada2310 Posts
June 17 2011 19:52 GMT
#103
The real problem is that just like GMO stuff, right now there's no law stating your grocery store has to tell you you're eating poop meat. Beware!
Coutcha
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada519 Posts
June 17 2011 19:52 GMT
#104
I would love to try that haha

I dont see the problem... its not poop anymore.... anyway its like saying plant grow in poop animal eat plant we eat animal so we still eat pooop with normal steak ;-)

Not for 10 time the prize of a normal steak tho

ps:i dont like meat lol
This is what the world is for Making ELECTRICITY :D
Slakter
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden1947 Posts
June 17 2011 19:53 GMT
#105
Meh, this is attacking the problem from the completely wrong angle. Rather than trying to make more meat-products for the poor to eat we in the richer countries should just eat less meat. (If any meat.)
The inefficiency of farming meat is a huge part in why people starve.

This example is gonna be pretty exagerated but the point still stands.

One cow eats 10kg grass per day while producing 2kg milk. This same cow goes on living its life for lets say 10 years when it finally gets slaughtered, that means 10kg grass x 365 x 10. That´s how many kilos grass this cow has eaten That´s 365 000kg grass. However it produces 2 x 365 x 10 kilos of milk. That is about 7 000kgs of milk. I think you see where this is heading. Then you get about 200 kilos of meat for all that.

Grass is in this case actually not grass but instead different soy-products. Imagine how much space where you could farm efficient food that doesnt go through a cow would suddenly pop up if the meat industry vanished.

Now THAT´s the way to solve world hunger.

Not by making poopmeat.
Protoss, can't live with em', can't kill em'.
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 17 2011 19:53 GMT
#106
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
jimmyjingle
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States472 Posts
June 17 2011 19:54 GMT
#107
On June 18 2011 04:48 Thorakh wrote:
It's not poop, it's all the still useful stuff that was in poop. I don't see what the problem is. I mean, hell, cows eat grass, grass grows on soil, soil gets fertilized with poop. Does that mean cows eat poop?

the glaring difference is humans are simply using an imperfect science to imitate this process, which is pretty scary.
I get brain like a skull
theBOOCH
Profile Joined November 2010
United States832 Posts
June 17 2011 19:54 GMT
#108
This is awful. Not just is it gastronomically disgusting, but it's sociologically awful as well. The WHO, FAO, UNICEF, and the UN as a whole have all concluded that food insecurity (starvation) is not a problem of production, but of distribution. Governments often ask these organizations for money to feed their people, keep the money, sell the domestic agricultural products, and the ask for food donations from other countries to feed their people for them. This happens almost everywhere where hunger and starvation is rampant. Political instability and civil war are the leading causes of starvation behind environment degradation and climate change. So the point is, scientists genetically engineering foods for higher yields, growing meat in laboratories, or this last atrocity, making meat from feces, will all never solve hunger issues. What's worse is that now we're saying, quite literally. "hungry? here, eat our shit." WTF. How can anyone think this is okay? There's a concept of "a right to food" that isn't often embraced in the US, the Far East, or the Middle East, but is officially accepted by then UN that says that not only do people have a right to access to food as nourishment, but that access to food should include the same quality and variety of choice that all human beings expect. Literally feeding people our shit will ALWAYS QUALIFY AS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION. W.T.F. And as if that isn't bad enough, any time we've seen a reduction in food quality for one purpose or another, it has led to a significant reduction of food quality all around, and a stratification of food prices by which traditionally produced foods become more expensive because of the introduction of a low quality alternative. So basically if people start eating their own shit, real food will get even more expensive for the rest of us.
If all you're offering is Dos Equis, I will stay thirsty thank you very much.
Krikan
Profile Joined October 2010
Norway520 Posts
June 17 2011 19:55 GMT
#109
I'd try it, no problem. It's not like you're eating actual human feces, you're eating the processed proteins that used to be in it. If it tastes like normal meat it could be of serious help in the near future too, depending on how hard it is to manufacture.
Naniwa on making the MLG finals: Uh, it's ok.
minru
Profile Joined August 2010
United States78 Posts
June 17 2011 19:55 GMT
#110
Infinite food ftw.
jimmyjingle
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States472 Posts
June 17 2011 19:55 GMT
#111
On June 18 2011 04:53 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.

also, not even close. word to the wise, you don't have to say anything when you don't know anything.
I get brain like a skull
eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
June 17 2011 19:56 GMT
#112
lol eat a steak that came out of someone elses ass?

that shits disturbing

also you wouldnt be able to say that something that tastes really bad "tastes like hot ass" because it... uhm... is
6 poll is a good skill toi have
Slakter
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden1947 Posts
June 17 2011 19:56 GMT
#113
On June 18 2011 04:55 jimmyjingle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:53 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.

also, not even close. word to the wise, you don't have to say anything when you don't know anything.

Nice job backing up your claim there.
Protoss, can't live with em', can't kill em'.
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
June 17 2011 19:57 GMT
#114
Feces is feces, you can't change that. This is like trying to sprinkle glitter over shit. Sure it might look a tad prettier (???), but it's still shit.

I don't care what they do to it, it's still very disgusting.
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
Zedders
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada450 Posts
June 17 2011 19:57 GMT
#115
ARTOSIS REJOICE! Meat will taste good to you now!

But honestly we need to put aside our attitude to poo. Our tude to poo needs to end and it's not gross it can be dericious too.
jimmyjingle
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States472 Posts
June 17 2011 19:59 GMT
#116
On June 18 2011 04:56 Slakter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:55 jimmyjingle wrote:
On June 18 2011 04:53 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.

also, not even close. word to the wise, you don't have to say anything when you don't know anything.

Nice job backing up your claim there.

i'm not the one who brought politics into this thread, and fucking read. i'll give you a hint, it's on this page.
I get brain like a skull
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 20:01:08
June 17 2011 19:59 GMT
#117
NSFW response (kinda)
+ Show Spoiler +
Is this gentleman trying to tell me to eat shit?
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
June 17 2011 19:59 GMT
#118
Voted other. 9% minerals and 0% gas is not enough to feed the overmind's desires 8|...
Always smile~
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
June 17 2011 20:01 GMT
#119
Why not just use the feces to fertilize soil for plants that could even be used to make vegetarian meat? Why does eating shit need to be part of the process?
SluGGer
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada50 Posts
June 17 2011 20:01 GMT
#120
That is McNasty on so many levels. I LOL'd at the "color the poop meat red" part though.
I want to plague all over your face.
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
June 17 2011 20:01 GMT
#121
poo? no
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Wyk
Profile Joined March 2011
314 Posts
June 17 2011 20:01 GMT
#122
Troll science picture anyone?
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
June 17 2011 20:03 GMT
#123
actually nothing human, but espescially poo.
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
June 17 2011 20:03 GMT
#124
From dailytech.com.

"The Tokyo Sewage service in Japan serves over 13 million people over approximately a 2,200 square kilometer area."

Soon in more ways than one...

1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
GTLdaily
Profile Joined December 2010
55 Posts
June 17 2011 20:03 GMT
#125
Processed poop will never be as good as the real thing.
Slakter
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden1947 Posts
June 17 2011 20:04 GMT
#126
On June 18 2011 04:59 jimmyjingle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:56 Slakter wrote:
On June 18 2011 04:55 jimmyjingle wrote:
On June 18 2011 04:53 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.

also, not even close. word to the wise, you don't have to say anything when you don't know anything.

Nice job backing up your claim there.

i'm not the one who brought politics into this thread, and fucking read. i'll give you a hint, it's on this page.


You should still be able to prove your point if you´re making one. And I wanted a source so I asked for it.
Protoss, can't live with em', can't kill em'.
Olinim
Profile Joined March 2011
4044 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 20:12:53
June 17 2011 20:09 GMT
#127
On June 18 2011 04:15 nihlon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:12 oogieogie wrote:
honestly i wouldn't be that against it if it looks good, and tastes good since those are the only things needed for me to try something really.


You would eat a steak made of human if it would look and taste good?

If I liked human meat(probably wouldn't) and the person wasn't murdered to be eaten, I don't see anything wrong with cannibalism.
Klaus1986
Profile Joined April 2011
United States113 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 20:10:14
June 17 2011 20:09 GMT
#128
I'll try anything once. Maybe even twice. Usually I eat my steaks rare, but in this instance I'll go with what seems to be the norm among American women: "Well Done so it has the consistency and taste of leather then smother it with some sort of shitty Steak Sauce (they're all shitty) or ketchup (GAH!). And then complain to the server that my steak isn't tender or juicy enough."

But sure, I'll give this a go.
Holcan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2593 Posts
June 17 2011 20:09 GMT
#129
dont let mcdonalds have this information !
Reference The Inadvertant Joey, Strong talented orchastrasted intelligent character.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 17 2011 20:12 GMT
#130
LOL The label on the fridge and the packaged meat is "shit burger." hahahah
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
June 17 2011 20:14 GMT
#131
Not really my thing, but if there are people willing to eat it, still knowing what it is, then I say why not?

Its their food, not mine.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Starp
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada199 Posts
June 17 2011 20:21 GMT
#132
Some pet fishes get their own poop again because the excrement goes through their bodies fairly quick and there is still significant nutrients in it but this concept is not for me...omg. I'd rather be a vegetarian.
"I am wasting away here...click me" - a big Thor
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
June 17 2011 20:25 GMT
#133
While I find the idea of what it comes from pretty gross, considering where the rest of meat comes from it's not that bad. If it was cheap enough... why not?
T0fuuu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia2275 Posts
June 17 2011 20:25 GMT
#134
I can live with recycling sewage into water but this is a bit too far for my tastes.
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
June 17 2011 20:26 GMT
#135
If I ever become so concerned for the environment I'll just eat vegetables. This could never replace meat in my mind. It should be said that this isn't all that different from the water recyclying techniques they use in space, or even Star Trek like "protein resequencing", except of course that that protein is actually grown out of feces eating bacteria, which is rather disgusting. In fact now I wonder, since bacteria can be such a good source of protein why don't we just let it grow on something else? Must keep in mind that this research sprouted out of a need to find a use for sewage specifically, not a demand for a way to replace meat. Surely it's not the best solution....
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
ain
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany786 Posts
June 17 2011 20:28 GMT
#136
Where is the "Heck yeah I eat everything that tastes like meat!" option?
eodynn
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany44 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 20:34:46
June 17 2011 20:29 GMT
#137
I think it's really just the question if enough people would buy it so it's worth being produced.
On the other hand, there might be less disgusting ways to get enough food for everybody, starting with not wasting it.
EDIT: Of course I'm assuming it doesn't affect your health in any bad way.

Also:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
oO

SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
June 17 2011 20:31 GMT
#138
I think if it could help feed starving people it would be great for the world. Though I would try it for sure. just drown it in some sauce and eat it with a smile. Just don't get any in your eye, it might give you pink eye.
I am Godzilla You are Japan
Arolis
Profile Joined October 2010
United States496 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 20:33:32
June 17 2011 20:32 GMT
#139
Sounds interesting to try at least once. I'm up for trying almost anything at least once and like to keep an open mind. That said, I'd probably have to be in a certain mood to try eating a shit steak. And I'd probably not finish the first one I ever ate, because I'd start thinking too much about how I'm eating shit to stomach the whole thing. But hey, I'd try it and tell people how it tastes.

If I had to go out and colonize deep space I'd eat that shit all day. But here on Earth I'm more comfortable killing a cow and eating it.
Baarn
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2702 Posts
June 17 2011 20:33 GMT
#140
I wonder if Andrew Zimmern would eat this on tv?
There's no S in KT. :P
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6177 Posts
June 17 2011 20:34 GMT
#141
On June 18 2011 04:05 Integra wrote:
This is nothing compared to what people eat when they consume hotdogs.

word.

Can't be any more toxic than all those gluteins and EEE-shit.
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
June 17 2011 20:35 GMT
#142
Oh god, I think I just threw up a little inside my mouth.
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42720 Posts
June 17 2011 20:36 GMT
#143
Every major city has been doing this with water forever. Every cup of water has been drunk, pissed out, filtered and reprocessed many times before. This is no different. That said, I'd still take real meat.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Dreamscythe
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland273 Posts
June 17 2011 20:36 GMT
#144
At some point in future this could be happening so...

I would personally eat that.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde
Fraidnot
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States824 Posts
June 17 2011 20:37 GMT
#145
Let's just stick with soylent green instead.
atrocity3010
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
70 Posts
June 17 2011 20:38 GMT
#146
Guess McDonalds will need a new mascot called the Turdburglar.
garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 20:39:34
June 17 2011 20:38 GMT
#147
Hahahahaha the "SHIT BURGER" fridge had me laughing.
#TeamBuLba
Raysalis
Profile Joined July 2010
Malaysia1034 Posts
June 17 2011 20:39 GMT
#148
While I am all in favour for environmental friendly alternatives to meat, I must be real desperate before I will try meat made from feces.
:)
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
June 17 2011 20:40 GMT
#149
Since when is eating protein disgusting?

Obviously I'd want to make sure they're getting rid of whatever toxins are in poop, and that the bacteria are all killed before they're fed to me... and I'm not going to pretend it's meat any more than those soy patties are meat... but I don't see the problem.
My strategy is to fork people.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
June 17 2011 20:42 GMT
#150
On June 18 2011 04:26 travis wrote:
As long as it's healthy I would have no problem eating this. Though I am skeptical that there are no issues that could arise from eating it.


This is how I feel.

I think this is a new step compared to filtering urine into drinking water. On one level its the same thing I admit.



How would you market something like this if you could price in comparatively? You'd have to disclose the source of the meat and it couldn't be an ambiguous "artificial" or "reprocessed' or "reclaimed" name, you'd have to call it something alluding to it being shitmeat.

How would you convince people to buy it?
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
isM
Profile Joined September 2010
United States735 Posts
June 17 2011 20:44 GMT
#151
Let them eat shit!... burgers. I can't say I would ever try it and personally it kind of disgusts me. Cow is just fine for me.
Loose lips sink ships
KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
June 17 2011 20:46 GMT
#152
I don't trust the food industry enough to believe that it's guaranteed to be free of contamination. Hell no.
Liquid FIGHTING!!!
Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
June 17 2011 20:47 GMT
#153
So I heard the second part of The Human Centipede is coming soon?
Always smile~
RaLakedaimon
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1564 Posts
June 17 2011 20:49 GMT
#154
On June 18 2011 04:03 Ben... wrote:
Soylent green is PEOPLE! PEOPLE!

In all seriousness, that is gross. Maybe for pet food if it is safe but not for people (though I would never feed it to my labrador).


Haha I totally agree with you man maybe I might feed it to the random racoons that show up so they would stop eating my outside cats damn food all the time. But I sure as hell wouldn't feed that to my kitty cat! Just seems weird to re-use waste this way but you know if it could help some counties then go for it I mean I would eat that over starving to death but I wouldn't eat it if I still had a choice. Its not like you give a damn if your almost dead from lack of food so rock on they should make this easily accessible to countries with a high amount of starving people.
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
June 17 2011 21:03 GMT
#155
The protein comes from the bacteria that grows on the feces. Where does the primary mass come from? The idea of eating matter which started as excrament, then was completely rearranged molecularly to form new matter is one thing. To eat the matter that is the leftover protein that passed right through someone else is another thing. Yet another thing is to eat the matter which grows on feces, producing its own protein. I highly suspect that what we're talking about here though, is actually eating waste matter itself, with its bacteria thoroughly dead so that it's not harmful anymore, but left in place for sake of nutrition. This is quite different from drinking recycled urine, since recycled urine is simply water. This is actually shit, its plain self, only sterilized and with flavour added.
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
Yung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States727 Posts
June 17 2011 21:03 GMT
#156
On June 18 2011 04:38 IntoTheBush wrote:
LoL, The best part is when he goes to open the refridgerator and it says "SHIT BURGER" on the front of it. I'd never eat a turd burger, or steak. Fortunately I live in a country without hunger problems, so I eat filet minyon like a BOSS.

The poor in the US have hunger problems, its just not a issue for most people the read TL.
TheBatman
Profile Joined January 2011
United States209 Posts
June 17 2011 21:03 GMT
#157
aww yeah this looks good, think I'm going to eat my own waste without them adding anything next
Acid~
Profile Joined September 2010
Thailand442 Posts
June 17 2011 21:04 GMT
#158
You could market it to hipsters by calling it "Le caca"
Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
June 17 2011 21:06 GMT
#159
i wonder if they can process diarrhea LOL
i'd say eat it only if its the last food on Earth, just eat the real foods not the alternatives.
Keldrath
Profile Joined July 2010
United States449 Posts
June 17 2011 21:08 GMT
#160
knowing how sausages are made was a little bit more disturbing actually but it didnt stop me from loving sausage and knowing this wouldnt stop me from considering it.
If you want peace... prepare for war.
Robstickle
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain406 Posts
June 17 2011 21:11 GMT
#161
On June 18 2011 03:57 mastergriggy wrote:
My question is what would vegetarians think about this? Is this considered okay for them to eat?


Ethically speaking, I can't imagine any objection.
ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
June 17 2011 21:11 GMT
#162
On June 18 2011 03:57 mastergriggy wrote:
My question is what would vegetarians think about this? Is this considered okay for them to eat?


Ahahahaha

God, that's funny

"Artosis ate the shit and grass of everyone else"

Full circle :o
The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
DisneylandSC
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands435 Posts
June 17 2011 21:11 GMT
#163
Wasn't this a hoax? I can remember the yes-man doing something similar.



A documentary worth watching imo. Anyhow I wouldn't want to eat this. I am all for industrial food production but this is ridiculous. I don't think I could get my mind over the fact that it was at some point poop. :/
Triscuit
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States722 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 21:16:21
June 17 2011 21:12 GMT
#164
As long as it is safe and tastes alright, why not? I wouldn't entirely replace meat but it seems like a healthier alternative to red meat. I would worry about the presence of prions in the feces though.

Ahahaha... I love how the labels say "SHIT BURGER" on them. This can't be real.
jarrydesque
Profile Joined November 2010
584 Posts
June 17 2011 21:13 GMT
#165
I can't believe that pointy hand thing. WTF?! Damn that made me laugh.

No thank you. I'll pass on the burgers.

Oh and as for "Japans research":

~]NSFW[~
+ Show Spoiler +
Already discovered in Africa


#1 Kennigit fanboy/stalker
turamn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1374 Posts
June 17 2011 21:17 GMT
#166
Am I starving? Then yeah, I'll eat the turd burger...does it taste good? Then, yeah, I'll eat the turd burger...infact...just gimme one now, I'll eat it.
StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
June 17 2011 21:20 GMT
#167
We allready drink refined piss so why not eat refined shit? That being said I still have huge psychological problems with this.
PhiliBiRD
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2643 Posts
June 17 2011 21:22 GMT
#168
idk if i could eat it,

but i say we should make up a bunch of steaks and give em to africa. just dont tell them! wont they dont know wont hurt em and im sure they will enjoy some steak :-)
Lmui
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada6213 Posts
June 17 2011 21:24 GMT
#169
Water I'm kind of okay with since as long as you filter it out it's fine but it's shit. I'd much rather use the said waste to grow plants with rather than actually eat it filtered/reprocessed. I can't think of anything that would make me feel comfortable eating that stuff.
Bleak
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Turkey3059 Posts
June 17 2011 21:26 GMT
#170
Hell no, I would eat cheese or whatever I can get proteins from. Noone can make me eat shit.

Joking aside, if it is perfectly safe health-wise and it doesn't taste too unnatural or dirty, I could perhaps eat it. Still, the psychological effect will be a big problem.
"I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance. "
leser
Profile Joined May 2010
Croatia239 Posts
June 17 2011 21:26 GMT
#171
when hunger strikes, people will eat anything. let's hope it never strikes, or if it does that people find cheaper ways of recycling our shit.
lulz
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 17 2011 21:28 GMT
#172
Heck no...I'd only eat it as a last resort.

This sounds uncannily similar to Biomeat though... :o
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
June 17 2011 21:29 GMT
#173
Did you guys know that a common ingredient in energy drinks "Taurine" is actually from Bull piss? (tauren + urine = taurine)... true story. Think about that before you discredit this idea
Wahaha
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
June 17 2011 21:30 GMT
#174
well... I guess if it is between starving and this, i would eat it. im shocked at how much protein is in this stuff.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Exal
Profile Joined March 2009
Denmark35 Posts
June 17 2011 21:31 GMT
#175
Thing is no one will able to distinguish between "poop"meat and normal meat as long as the technology is perfected, basicly what they are doing is growing meat from the leftover proteins that they can find in poop. In principle it's exactly the same as making an animal synthesize proteins to create meat, but instead we just do it in a lab setting.

I don't really see why people are going crazy over this, this technology goes a long way in solving world hunger.
www.justin.tv/exalhi2u
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 21:32:29
June 17 2011 21:31 GMT
#176
Is this a joke?
[image loading]

Seems pretty ridiculous to me.
good vibes only
Deja Thoris
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa646 Posts
June 17 2011 21:33 GMT
#177
Dunno, like others said, water is "recycled" plenty and we don't seem to mind that.

If we saw where a lot of our food came from shit burgers would look pretty tame in comparison. All those hairy pig snouts, ball sacks and stuff that goes into processed meat can't be worse for us than this stuff. A lot of stuff farm animals eat is made from the mashed up gore that is left over from processing plants and that eventually ends up on our plates too.

Having said all that, they better hire one hell of a PR company.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32058 Posts
June 17 2011 21:34 GMT
#178
There is no way i'd eat this shit. Uggggggggggklajsdf;l k;lwkasdf
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
June 17 2011 21:34 GMT
#179
it's repulsing but with a little help of research from Kurt Levin and others we could perhaps be turned around.

Very cool research
DIjim
Profile Joined March 2011
England17 Posts
June 17 2011 21:36 GMT
#180
I find it really hard to take this seriously. That youtube video is funny though, "SHIT BURGER"
I don't think this would be very practical though, faeces would only contain a tiny amount of protein so 1 turd burger would take a lot of faeces to create.
I definitely could not eat one if I was told what it was.
Triscuit
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States722 Posts
June 17 2011 21:36 GMT
#181
On June 18 2011 06:29 aike wrote:
Did you guys know that a common ingredient in energy drinks "Taurine" is actually from Bull piss? (tauren + urine = taurine)... true story. Think about that before you discredit this idea


I don't know if that was joking or what, but...

That's not true. Please don't spread misinformation.
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
June 17 2011 21:37 GMT
#182
Uh. I don't get how they could maintain "quality." Wouldn't it be completely dependent on what the fecal matter was composed of (aka what the people in particular ate)?
GhoSt[shield]
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2131 Posts
June 17 2011 21:37 GMT
#183
LOL at 1:35 the fridge they keep the burger is labeled as :Shit Burger" So so so funny
StarCraft64
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States354 Posts
June 17 2011 21:38 GMT
#184
Star Trek replicators work this way, so this is definitely a step in the right direction.

Going to need a lot of pioneers like Bear Grylls to work out the kinks though.
Elaborate euphemisms may conceal your intent to kill, but behind any use of power over another the ultimate assumption remains: "I feed on your energy."
Jukulmolder
Profile Joined April 2011
Spain254 Posts
June 17 2011 21:39 GMT
#185
On June 18 2011 06:28 Z3kk wrote:
Heck no...I'd only eat it as a last resort.

This sounds uncannily similar to Biomeat though... :o

I thought the very same thing, hope things don't go THAT out of hand
"IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE"
Vinski
Profile Joined November 2010
505 Posts
June 17 2011 21:40 GMT
#186
The only way I could eat that is if was a COMPLETE last resort. I would eat grass and tree's before i munched on that.
"Sound is in a bad marriage, instead of divorcing her and keeping half your shit, he just committed suicide"
VPCursed
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
1044 Posts
June 17 2011 21:42 GMT
#187
who would fund this research?
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
June 17 2011 21:43 GMT
#188
Although it seems that no normal person would purposely buy and eat this meat substitute, I can imagine some shady meat companies sneaking this substitute into their meat products as a cost-saving initiative. Perhaps this feces-meat may be sold in poorer countries as legitimate food, assuming that the cost of production is low enough.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
iNSiPiD1
Profile Joined May 2010
United States140 Posts
June 17 2011 21:45 GMT
#189
I would never eat another humans shit, I don't care how many times it's been filtered and cleaned. YOU can forget it!

It reminds me of how humans in space recycle their urine, but at least it's THEIR OWN urine.

Sorry science...I can't get behind this one.
"What is asserted without reason, may be denied without reason."
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32058 Posts
June 17 2011 21:46 GMT
#190
On June 18 2011 06:37 FabledIntegral wrote:
Uh. I don't get how they could maintain "quality." Wouldn't it be completely dependent on what the fecal matter was composed of (aka what the people in particular ate)?


It could lead to a wide variety of flavors and new jobs at the shit factory!

Why pay for an expensive steak with an awesome cocoa rub??? They could have some kind of willy wonka shit, stuff you full of chocolate and laxatives and farm it out on the other end.

Pecan Poo!
Dingleberry Delight!!!
Shitacki Shit!!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Neb1000
Profile Joined January 2011
United States183 Posts
June 17 2011 21:47 GMT
#191
Eat da poo poo
Thorakh
Profile Joined April 2011
Netherlands1788 Posts
June 17 2011 21:49 GMT
#192
On June 18 2011 06:47 Neb1000 wrote:
Eat da poo poo
Holy shit hahahahaha!

Thanks for making my day :p
Uldridge
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belgium4792 Posts
June 17 2011 21:53 GMT
#193
Meat is also proteins, etc etc, ..
Where it came from does not matter.
A set of molecules is NOT equal to shit.
The waste products from feces that can't be used are not mixed up in this artificial meat, so I'd be gladly to eat a food source that gives me the energy I need.
It's recycled food and I think it's awesome.
Taxes are for Terrans
bubO
Profile Joined August 2010
United States367 Posts
June 17 2011 21:55 GMT
#194
It looks good lol but the fact that it used to be shit is......idk T_T but i would still try it :D
Protoss...
Krehlmar
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1149 Posts
June 17 2011 22:01 GMT
#195
If I don't have to know, who cares? If it is exactly the same protein and chemical basis as meat... it is meat.
So wouldn't care.
My Comment Doesnt Matter Because No One Reads It
wordd
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia190 Posts
June 17 2011 22:04 GMT
#196
sign me up id love to eat it
YA
DuckS
Profile Joined September 2010
United States845 Posts
June 17 2011 22:07 GMT
#197
yea.. it's the proteins extracted from it, not actually poop. do note that everything we eat and drink is pretty much recycled from something at one point -_-
"You foiled us this time Americans, but your liberty will not protect your Marilyn Monroe forever - our Queen must FEED!" - Deleuze
Madchronz
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada6 Posts
June 17 2011 22:09 GMT
#198
poop meat.
Haters gonna hate.
-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
June 17 2011 22:09 GMT
#199
Gonna say no. I know its not technically feces anymore but i dont think i could let go of the fact i was once feces.
sCfO20
Profile Joined May 2011
176 Posts
June 17 2011 22:13 GMT
#200
... how would you figure this out.

were those scientists like... hmm, I really want to eat a turd, lets make it happen?

one of the most useless discoveries in scientific history IMO, unless in the future 98% of all life is gone.
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
June 17 2011 22:14 GMT
#201
that just looks nasty. i wonder if there is any negative long term effects?
BeanerBurrito
Profile Joined December 2010
1010 Posts
June 17 2011 22:18 GMT
#202
i wonder how long you can eat the shit burgers, then use the shit you created from the shit burger to make more shit burgers

a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat shit"
What they say: "I'm gonna play support!" What they mean: "I'm gonna feed all game!"
Westy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
England808 Posts
June 17 2011 22:18 GMT
#203
I love how people are going "Ewwww, I would NEVER eat poo!"

Nearly everything you eat has once either been in contact or actually been poo throughout its cycle here on earth.

Not to mention the amount of drinks that at several points in its cycle have been in human intestines.
Bladgrim
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada179 Posts
June 17 2011 22:18 GMT
#204
As a vegetarian, I don't know whether this would be safe for vegetarians, but I do know that I wouldn't eat it. You can already get fake meat made from soy (tastes delicious!).
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 22:19:26
June 17 2011 22:18 GMT
#205
If it tastes like meat I wouldnt care much

I find macdonalds food disgusting cus I know what they do to the food some places (no offense to people who like macdonalds ofc) but this is clean, I mean, it's produced in a lab and as long as people can document that it's clean I dont see why not, if it's meat it's meat.
In the woods, there lurks..
teamsolid
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada3668 Posts
June 17 2011 22:22 GMT
#206
I doubt I would ever try it, since who knows how safe it is too eat, regardless of the amount of processing.
matjlav
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany2435 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 22:25:52
June 17 2011 22:23 GMT
#207
On June 18 2011 07:18 Westy wrote:
I love how people are going "Ewwww, I would NEVER eat poo!"

Nearly everything you eat has once either been in contact or actually been poo throughout its cycle here on earth.


This. I can't believe how unaware people are of the way that nutrient cycling works in the environment. It's like saying you won't drink water because it was all urine at one point... Protein, carbs, and minerals are proteins, carbs, and minerals, no matter what they used to be or what they used to be around.

Anyway, the food looks kind of gross right now, but if they could refine the process to make it more appealing, I'd be able to get over the "eww poop" thing pretty quickly. The rate at which people waste energy, hurt the environment, and mistreat animals for the sake of meat in developed countries is really quite a problem.
hiyo_bye
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States737 Posts
June 17 2011 22:25 GMT
#208
holy crap.

I had taco bell last night, I'm sitting on a goldmine!
Random
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
June 17 2011 22:26 GMT
#209
On June 18 2011 07:22 teamsolid wrote:
I doubt I would ever try it, since who knows how safe it is too eat, regardless of the amount of processing.

Wait what, you dont trust scientists? I mean I could get it if it was some scheme scientist but I am pretty sure that this is legit and clean (perhaps moreso than normal food since it has been through a lab?)
In the woods, there lurks..
WyghtWolf
Profile Joined July 2010
Israel145 Posts
June 17 2011 22:27 GMT
#210
wouldn't it be easier to just grow cattle muscle cells in special amniotic tanks?
use electric stimulation to make the muscles contract to simulate exercise, and feed it through blood vessels constructed with special scaffolding.

it's probably alot healthier than eating reprocessed turds, not to mention that processed food can never be good for you.

This way, you grow a buncha cells, then harvest them to cut up into your filet steak.
"You don't think, threfore I exist."
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
June 17 2011 22:27 GMT
#211
You're not eating the waste parts of the poop =.= it's "meat" made from protein extracted from sewage.

As long as there are extremely rigorous health/safety standards, I'd probably give it a try.
:)
Jayjay54
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2296 Posts
June 17 2011 22:27 GMT
#212
will prob taste like chicken
Things are laid back in Unidenland. And may the road ahead be lid with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lid with dreams. Also.
slappy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1271 Posts
June 17 2011 22:29 GMT
#213
japanese poop is probably a lot more nutritious than american poop... who knows if it would be as effective over here?
jaedong imba
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
June 17 2011 22:34 GMT
#214
I didn't see this one coming. But maybe I should have, considering all the other crazy things they're done with food (semen flavored milk, I'm looking at YOU).
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
SoulSever
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada779 Posts
June 17 2011 22:35 GMT
#215
Can't be any worse than what goes into McDonalds
Violet <3 ~~~Better places than here exist
EvilSky
Profile Joined March 2006
Czech Republic548 Posts
June 17 2011 22:40 GMT
#216
I had a feeling it would be either Japan/Germany related as I read the title, they sure enjoy feeding into the stereotypes xD
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 22:42:16
June 17 2011 22:41 GMT
#217
I had a feeling it would be either Japan/Germany related as I read the title, they sure enjoy feeding into the stereotypes xD


When we're all starving and they're fat and happy eating their poop where will we be then? Starving that's where!
no place i'd rather be than the satellite of love
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
June 17 2011 22:42 GMT
#218
On June 18 2011 07:35 SoulSever wrote:
Can't be any worse than what goes into McDonalds


True.
Dear Sixsmith...
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
June 17 2011 22:48 GMT
#219
Who here knows what the 'skin' on sausages are made out of?
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
June 17 2011 22:52 GMT
#220
This thread is wonderful and hilarious.

I would definitely try it myself.

(and possibly cook it at a barbecue without telling anyone and then everyone else would then have tried it)
Moderator
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
June 17 2011 22:55 GMT
#221
And then laugh with a sense of glory that you fooled all your buddies or haters into consuming what used to be remnants of human excrement and sewage.

I more I see it, sounds like a great recipe for sausage or ground meat. Delicious!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
June 17 2011 22:59 GMT
#222
The psychological barrier mentioned in the OP is indeed big. I would never eat the stuff, but it may prove a solution to the food crisis. But then again, is double shit less rich in proteins? Can we only synthesize feces that has been "processed" once? The implications and uses are amazing, but I would never eat it.
thfrgi
Profile Joined December 2010
33 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 23:04:18
June 17 2011 23:03 GMT
#223
I really don't see what all the people here are getting all worked up about. Molecules are molecules and proteins are proteins. I would eat it as long as it doesn't taste like shit.
And japan is amazing.
you know you want her
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 17 2011 23:06 GMT
#224
Why does this exist
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 17 2011 23:11 GMT
#225
On June 18 2011 04:55 jimmyjingle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:53 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.

also, not even close. word to the wise, you don't have to say anything when you don't know anything.


I was just going on this and personal experience
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
iNSiPiD1
Profile Joined May 2010
United States140 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-17 23:13:44
June 17 2011 23:11 GMT
#226
On June 18 2011 08:03 thfrgi wrote:
I really don't see what all the people here are getting all worked up about. Molecules are molecules and proteins are proteins. I would eat it as long as it doesn't taste like shit.
And japan is amazing.


That's all fine and dandy, but you have to respect the fact that some of us don't want to eat recycled poop. Whether you want to call us weak-minded, -willed, or lacking to understand that "molecules are molecules", etc, it doesn't change the fact that we feel this way.

I suppose my future grandchildren may look at gramps and say HAH can you believe the old man doesn't eat "chicken flavored recycled nutrients" (that'll be the new term for poop/shit to change the outlook of the product), but I'm staying OLD SCHOOL on this one.

edit: Adding the below

I wonder how they can expect to price this in-line with real meat. If you had the choice between $4.00 worth of real meat, or $4.00 worth of shit beef, who in their right mind would eat the poop? I think there would have to be more of an economical incentive for this to really take off.
"What is asserted without reason, may be denied without reason."
ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
June 17 2011 23:12 GMT
#227
On June 18 2011 08:06 arb wrote:
Why does this exist


Everything you're eating, has been shit at some point in the proces anyways.. The proces described here, is down to the cellular level, it won't have anything to do with poo anymore, it's all chemistry/biology

I think this is a great invention
The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
jimmyjingle
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States472 Posts
June 17 2011 23:17 GMT
#228
On June 18 2011 08:11 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:55 jimmyjingle wrote:
On June 18 2011 04:53 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.

also, not even close. word to the wise, you don't have to say anything when you don't know anything.


I was just going on this and personal experience
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUt5JP5mwJo

dude i totally agree and think that's a reasonable stance. maybe i quoted the wrong post or something.
I get brain like a skull
Lochat
Profile Joined January 2011
United States270 Posts
June 17 2011 23:19 GMT
#229
It's amusing to see how people freak out over such simple things. It's like refusing to drink purified water because, once, it was full of fish crap.
"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish." -- (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
oogieogie
Profile Joined June 2011
United States3657 Posts
June 17 2011 23:23 GMT
#230
On June 18 2011 04:15 nihlon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 04:12 oogieogie wrote:
honestly i wouldn't be that against it if it looks good, and tastes good since those are the only things needed for me to try something really.


You would eat a steak made of human if it would look and taste good?

some people already said it, but as long as the person wasn't murdered to make the steak and it had those qualitys then i would probably have nothing against eating a human steak or trying it.
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
June 17 2011 23:32 GMT
#231
Seems like a waste not to eat it.
I <3 Plexa.
GhostFall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States830 Posts
June 17 2011 23:37 GMT
#232
I wouldnt eat it because I don't like fake meat. Never found any substitute for the real deal. I would try it tho.

If you have EVER DRANK WATER FROM THE TAP, know that is the same water people shit and urinate in, only cleaned and treated.
Nyxisto
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany6287 Posts
June 17 2011 23:37 GMT
#233
That's all fine and dandy, but you have to respect the fact that some of us don't want to eat recycled poop


Everything u eat was poop sometime. Probably u and everyone else on this forum consists partially of poop.

it doesn't change the fact that we feel this way.


Im pretty sure everyone who would eat this exactly feels the same way. But its just feelings , its just a instinct based reaction, because ur brain connects meat with poop and that makes it disgusting. But its not poop, not the slidest. Its meat.
If it tastes like meat, feels like meat and doesnt cause negative effects on health, theres no valid argument against it.

Clicker
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1012 Posts
June 17 2011 23:39 GMT
#234
Depending on the cost to manufacture, it could be used to help the world hunger problem.
MonkSEA
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Australia1227 Posts
June 17 2011 23:41 GMT
#235
On June 18 2011 08:32 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
Seems like a waste not to eat it.


Hhahaha I see what you did there!
http://www.youtube.com/user/sirmonkeh Zerg Live Casts and Commentary!
BouBou.865
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands814 Posts
June 17 2011 23:42 GMT
#236
If it's healthier than normal meats, or better for your protein intake... I've eaten worse in the name of sports. Seems like a huge breakthrough. I am really not that picky about my food though, if it's healthy I'll eat it, regardless of taste.
Playing League of Legends. IGN: Plain Skill
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
June 17 2011 23:42 GMT
#237
On June 18 2011 04:53 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
World hunger can already be solved not by countries actually giving a shit about famine but the food we waste every day is enough to feed the world.

If it wasn't a hoax, then imagine this: world hunger can be solved by

a) giving a shit AND
b) not giving a shit.

Either way, everyone wins!
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
June 17 2011 23:46 GMT
#238
It's the proteins that have been extracted, so really I don't see a problem with eating this myself. I doubt you'd be able to tell much of a difference between this and real meat just by looking/smelling anyway, so why not?

So long as it's been certified as not being harmful to health, there's no valid argument against this.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
June 17 2011 23:48 GMT
#239
Man i love Japan, got the best ideas that will never be used! :D
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Jakatak_
Profile Joined October 2010
United States117 Posts
June 17 2011 23:51 GMT
#240
I can haz shit burger?

I would try this, now i wonder what they can do with urine. I wonder what their breath smells like afterwards? This would be great for college students.
I am not the hotkey/reddit/help noobs jakatak.
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
June 17 2011 23:53 GMT
#241
I eat the 7-11 hotdog's that have been out all day: this can't be any worse.
fuzzy_panda
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand1681 Posts
June 17 2011 23:54 GMT
#242
to me its like this:
1. When you eat food, you'll have to shit
2. That shit is used to grow plants
3. Plants take out all the nutrients, proteins and other goodness from the shit while leaving out the rest
4. Cows eat the plants containing all those nutrients and such
5. Therefore in a convoluted way, we are already eating our own shit

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE (or should it be, the circle of shit?)

anyways all this japanese guy did was to find a shortcut from step 1 to 5. i see the concept is challenging and probably won't be accepted for a long time but who knows. maybe one day we'll have to rely on this shit
Blacktion
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom1148 Posts
June 17 2011 23:57 GMT
#243
This has been tried before.
Not with steaks though, it was all the nutrients, not just protein, and after processing it was a white powder that could be flavoured for broths and stuff. It was extremely high in loads of nutrients so they thought it would work in countries with starvation.
Turns out even staving people wernt willing to eat it. Massive failure.
I cant remember where i read about it, id try and find a link but im scared of what the google search might show me.
Where's Boxer, there's victory! - figq
iNSiPiD1
Profile Joined May 2010
United States140 Posts
June 17 2011 23:57 GMT
#244
On June 18 2011 08:37 Nyxisto wrote:
Show nested quote +
That's all fine and dandy, but you have to respect the fact that some of us don't want to eat recycled poop


Everything u eat was poop sometime. Probably u and everyone else on this forum consists partially of poop.

Show nested quote +
it doesn't change the fact that we feel this way.


Im pretty sure everyone who would eat this exactly feels the same way. But its just feelings , its just a instinct based reaction, because ur brain connects meat with poop and that makes it disgusting. But its not poop, not the slidest. Its meat.
If it tastes like meat, feels like meat and doesnt cause negative effects on health, theres no valid argument against it.



My rational mind understands everything you said, trust me, I get it. I'm still never going to eat that product. I don't have a choice that I might be composed of ex-poop molecules, but I can choose what I'm going to eat.

Go watch that video again and tell me that stuff looked like hamburger meat. It looks like a cheap beef jerky or something. I have doubts that the stuff tastes like a real burger, but if you eat a poop burger some day and I'm wrong about that, come back to this thread and let me know.
"What is asserted without reason, may be denied without reason."
Terrifyer
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States338 Posts
June 17 2011 23:59 GMT
#245
On June 18 2011 04:00 Kqpro wrote:
Eat shit and die.



this man speaks the truth!




..also has been my signature for some time.
eat shit and die
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
June 17 2011 23:59 GMT
#246
That's some good shit
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Sablar
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Sweden880 Posts
June 18 2011 00:05 GMT
#247
I doubt it would be easy to mass produce since it seems like a pretty expensive process, but I love the idea of creating meat from poop. Awesome research indeed.

As for eating it, I wouldn't have any problems with it and I'm surprised that so many would. Rationally there's nothing wrong with it, and it's more like a poop butterfly that turns into a hamburger.
Sverigevader
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden388 Posts
June 18 2011 00:29 GMT
#248
How does the protein get into the feces exactly? Is it because of the bacteria that feasts on our feces or is it because there already is protein left in our crap that our body didn't use?

Wouldn't we still have to eat a lot of protein rich foods, like meat from animals, or milk from cows, to make our crap full of the stuff we want more of? This seems more like a way to recycle crap, no to create new renewable food sources.
"I can answer this, you're just a god damn sexy mofo." http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=147829&currentpage=7#139
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
June 18 2011 00:56 GMT
#249
On June 18 2011 08:51 Bronzeanteater wrote:
now i wonder what they can do with urine.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they can turn it into water.
My strategy is to fork people.
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
June 18 2011 01:00 GMT
#250
On June 18 2011 09:56 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 08:51 Bronzeanteater wrote:
now i wonder what they can do with urine.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they can turn it into water.

Hey man, we aren't on Arrakis, we don't have stillsuits, don't speak such nonsense.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35152 Posts
June 18 2011 01:06 GMT
#251
On June 18 2011 10:00 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 09:56 Severedevil wrote:
On June 18 2011 08:51 Bronzeanteater wrote:
now i wonder what they can do with urine.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they can turn it into water.

Hey man, we aren't on Arrakis, we don't have stillsuits, don't speak such nonsense.

Boil the piss so the water evaporate, collect vapor. Common tactic to get water in a desert but with digging a hole instead of piss. Not sure if trolling or not, to tired to care atm.
sureshot_
Profile Joined August 2010
United States257 Posts
June 18 2011 01:10 GMT
#252
I would never be able to mentally convince myself to eat one of those, unless I was in a state of starvation OR they just never told me. I'd prefer to eat it under the classification of "Mystery Meat".
DminusTerran
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1337 Posts
June 18 2011 01:15 GMT
#253
To be fair, the meat itself doesn't look much worse than say the stuff you get in a average donair from one of those rotisseries. However I would never knowingly put that, "shit" anywhere near my mouth, unless I was paid to do so. That said I wouldn't really care if other people were fine with it, as it only mildly disgusts me. If this was the only meat left on the planet, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it would take to make me switch to a vegetarian diet.
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
June 18 2011 01:15 GMT
#254
On June 18 2011 08:54 fuzzy_panda wrote:
to me its like this:
1. When you eat food, you'll have to shit
2. That shit is used to grow plants
3. Plants take out all the nutrients, proteins and other goodness from the shit while leaving out the rest
4. Cows eat the plants containing all those nutrients and such
5. Therefore in a convoluted way, we are already eating our own shit


We're not already eating our own shit; we're eating the cows that were helped raised due to our shit. There's a difference.
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
DminusTerran
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1337 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 01:21:34
June 18 2011 01:18 GMT
#255
On June 18 2011 08:54 fuzzy_panda wrote:
to me its like this:
1. When you eat food, you'll have to shit
2. That shit is used to grow plants
3. Plants take out all the nutrients, proteins and other goodness from the shit while leaving out the rest
4. Cows eat the plants containing all those nutrients and such
5. Therefore in a convoluted way, we are already eating our own shit

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE (or should it be, the circle of shit?)

anyways all this japanese guy did was to find a shortcut from step 1 to 5. i see the concept is challenging and probably won't be accepted for a long time but who knows. maybe one day we'll have to rely on this shit


That's a pretty huge leap in terms of degree of separation, from what's going on here. Which is pretty much as direct as it can get without someone actually eating fecal matter in its, "fresh from the oven" form.

In addition manure produced from animal waste is far more commonly used in agriculture than the variety created from human excrement, at least to my knowledge.
hemipepsis5p
Profile Joined January 2011
United States57 Posts
June 18 2011 01:28 GMT
#256
--- Nuked ---
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
June 18 2011 01:32 GMT
#257
On June 18 2011 08:37 GhostFall wrote:
I wouldnt eat it because I don't like fake meat. Never found any substitute for the real deal. I would try it tho.

If you have EVER DRANK WATER FROM THE TAP, know that is the same water people shit and urinate in, only cleaned and treated.


Of course. I have seen videos on the discovery channel and the internet on how it's treated and from what I know in science and chemicals, I approve how they treat it. I drink my water knowledgeably, and accept that it was once shit.
lynx.oblige
Profile Joined August 2009
Sierra Leone2268 Posts
June 18 2011 01:34 GMT
#258
I honestly do not think we were meant to recycle our own waste in such a way...
Everyone needs a nemesis.
AugustDreams
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia127 Posts
June 18 2011 01:34 GMT
#259
That just seems wrong on so many levels to me :S. Sure I mean it's probably environmentally friendly but still it just seems wrong. I think it would be a Soylent Green scenario, most people would eat it until they found out the truth lol
http://www.youtube.com/user/AugustDreams - My Let's Play Channel!
nemo14
Profile Joined January 2011
United States425 Posts
June 18 2011 01:44 GMT
#260
I am imagining a dude running out of a building in twenty years screaming about Soylent Brown being made of shit.
Rembot
Profile Joined March 2011
United States137 Posts
June 18 2011 01:46 GMT
#261
I voted Other. If you eat any meat at all in today's culture, you're bound to have some feces in there. What's a little more? It's even been through a bevvy of industrial processes so you know its safe!
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..... banana phone!"
danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
June 18 2011 01:48 GMT
#262
Who would've thought that a shitty burger would cost 10 to 20 times more than a BigMac.
ONLY THIS DAYS ;; jeez...
"Yo waiter, can I have that shit plz? TO GO ^^"
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
June 18 2011 01:59 GMT
#263
wow ... just wow. I dont care what it tasted like i could not get past what its made of.
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
June 18 2011 02:02 GMT
#264
I think most negative responses are due to a mental block, because the meat came from excrement. But in terms of actual composition, it should not be different from normal meat (assuming competent scientists). Maybe once people get over their irrational fears, this idea would work out.
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
June 18 2011 02:03 GMT
#265
About what human tastes like, back in the 90s the New York Times food critic got some cadaver meat (thigh I think) and cooked it up and said it tasted like veal, just not as good.
no place i'd rather be than the satellite of love
KillemallCFH
Profile Joined December 2010
United States45 Posts
June 18 2011 02:09 GMT
#266
On June 18 2011 04:05 Integra wrote:
This is nothing compared to what people eat when they consume hotdogs.
This.

I'd probably try it. This (literal) shit can't be worse than the (figurative) shit people eat all the time.
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." - Mitch Hedburg || "oh my god feel bad but now drink melon juice haha" - NaDa
te3l
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada126 Posts
June 18 2011 02:12 GMT
#267
I would try it. Even if it is shit as long its proven safe and taste decent I try it.
Shankapotamus
Profile Joined May 2010
United States428 Posts
June 18 2011 02:19 GMT
#268
i just love how the refrigerator said shit burger on it
Spacekyod
Profile Joined December 2010
United States818 Posts
June 18 2011 02:22 GMT
#269
If this is all i had left to survive on, then yeah, of course i'd eat it. But when the real thing is still abound and plentiful, you can keep your shit to yourself.
Riders of the Plastic Groove. "When all-in fails, all-in again!" Finally... Make way for the real DONG!
nFxion
Profile Joined August 2010
United States57 Posts
June 18 2011 02:37 GMT
#270
That is just....wow. I dont know what to say.

**Also, dont let Bear Grylls find out about this**!!!!
EscapingJail
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States212 Posts
June 18 2011 02:48 GMT
#271
There is an anime that came out with a "story" similar to this awhile ago.

I cant remember the name.
Memento Mori
Deleted_143
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia256 Posts
June 18 2011 02:52 GMT
#272
--- Nuked ---
KissKiss
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom136 Posts
June 18 2011 03:00 GMT
#273
Yah, pretty sure if you are hungry enough you'll eat anything. The water you're drinking was piss, we fertilise our crops with shit...Once you realise its just chemicals its actually not hard to stomach imo.
nbaker
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1341 Posts
June 18 2011 03:02 GMT
#274
This is such an interesting question to me. I think I would have to eat it, because honestly it's disgusting that I eat meat when meat is a major contributor to both world hunger and global warming. But yeah, my initial reaction is that it's pretty gross.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24686 Posts
June 18 2011 03:04 GMT
#275
I mentioned this to my parents over dinner (lol) and my dad's comment: wouldn't this be better used for biofuel? The gas released by livestock isn't that big a deal since the carbon isn't being pulled out from deep underground... it's going in a cycle between animals and the environment. Not the case with fossil fuels...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nethermind
Profile Joined April 2011
New Zealand445 Posts
June 18 2011 03:10 GMT
#276
I've just undertaken some university study on wastewater treatment, specifically BOD and COD treatment methods. This is really interesting to read/see.

The problem is perception. But one thing easily changes perception very quickly - price. If meat proteins increase in demand as expected in the next 20 years (in line with rapidly expanding population growth in expanding economies ie India and Asia), world price levels for 'organic' meat may become out of reach for a large portion of the population that currently enjoy it. When that happens, people will look to alternatives, and unless other alternatives are found, perceptions are very likely to quickly change.
zTz
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States476 Posts
June 18 2011 03:14 GMT
#277
go figure..
where's the rants n flames section?
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
June 18 2011 03:15 GMT
#278
I recall my step father talking about when he worked at a slaughterhouse maybe 15 years ago.
He had to devide meat into different bins. One for waste, one for dog food, one for sausage and one for minced meat.
At the end of they his boss came in and took everything up a notch, so that the waste became dog food etc, and that shit was molded and fairly rotten.

This turd burger is probably a more healthy option than that fine hot dog ^^
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
June 18 2011 03:18 GMT
#279
i wouldn't even touch it
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
BRaegO
Profile Joined November 2010
United States243 Posts
June 18 2011 03:19 GMT
#280
The first step to Soylent Green becoming a reality...
_B L/IN K YOUREYES /1 FOR YES 2 F_OR NO
Ocedic
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1808 Posts
June 18 2011 03:24 GMT
#281
I fail to see the point, considering they said the price of the meat would be the same as normal meats. I thought the entire point would be a cheap, readily available food source. Truth be told the idea to me isn't that bad compared to some of the other stuff we eat.

To me the psychological effect probably comes from being HUMAN feces, not just feces. There's just something weird about eating food from your own species. I mean, even drinking human milk probably grosses most adults out.
damahammer
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany111 Posts
June 18 2011 03:26 GMT
#282
no go away. aritifical my ass, natural all the way
s0up
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States64 Posts
June 18 2011 03:36 GMT
#283
Oh god no, I could never imagine eating this...I need freshly killed animal blood and protein, thank you very much.
NA Masters Toss http://www.sc2ranks.com/us/1066004/sOup
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 18 2011 03:41 GMT
#284
So I suppose the saying "go eat shit and die" no longer has any merit
hoot00
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States77 Posts
June 18 2011 03:57 GMT
#285
ROFL Go to 1:34 in the video where the man opens the refrigerator.
IT SAYS+ Show Spoiler +
SHIT BURGER
LEGENDS NEVER GG
Disquiet
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia628 Posts
June 18 2011 04:11 GMT
#286
People are so irrational, this is what is wrong with the world. everything you eat is derived from poop nutrients. You poop, poop washes into soil, poop is absorbed by plants to grow, you and animals animals then eat the plants.

For some reason nobody cares if they eat something grown in a field of manure but this disgusts you???
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
June 18 2011 04:16 GMT
#287
...Christ.

To be honest I would be okay eating it if I never found out what it was made of and I don't get E.Coli.
If it tastes the same and has the same texture and the same nutritional value then there's no real point in making a big bubub about it.
Just don't tell me I'm eating crap!
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
June 18 2011 04:24 GMT
#288
Pause at 1:34. Shit bricks.
If it tastes good, I probably won't mind. Also don't tell me what I'm eating.
REEBUH!!!
Sahand
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom114 Posts
June 18 2011 04:24 GMT
#289
i wasn't really put off until i heard the word turd burger lmao
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
June 18 2011 04:29 GMT
#290
Oh man, this would be hard getting used to...not sure if I could do it @_@

I would want to try it once in my life time though to see if it really emulates the taste of beef well.
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
RushWifDietCoke
Profile Joined May 2008
United States488 Posts
June 18 2011 04:33 GMT
#291
As long as there are no long term detrimental health effects then sure I don't see why I wouldn't eat it.
Nothing to it but to do it.
HuggyBear
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia377 Posts
June 18 2011 07:32 GMT
#292
Eating your own poop was always viable I guess. When people share their diet with dogs, sometimes the dogs would eat their own poop because of the excess protein left over.

But due to ethical reasons, I'd rather not.
"Sleeping with SeLeCT is Standard. Once you've slept with Day9 everything else is just ..." - CatZ
taldarimAltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
973 Posts
June 18 2011 07:39 GMT
#293
if i eat meat and they use my shit to make meat, would you consider my shit meat vegetarian?
Toast_
Profile Joined January 2011
United States56 Posts
June 18 2011 07:40 GMT
#294
I think Japan had Cave Johnson visit..... I will be honest, we are just throwing science at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Apparently poo stuck
Nuri
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand280 Posts
June 18 2011 07:45 GMT
#295
Good thing il be long dead before this thing becomes popular or readily available
The biggest risk in life is not taking any risks at all
Bout2plucku
Profile Joined May 2011
United States63 Posts
June 18 2011 07:48 GMT
#296
hasnt taco bell been doing this for years?
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
June 18 2011 07:48 GMT
#297
Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal. How is eating shit any worse? What about girls drinking cum? This is terrific news for people with a scat fetish. I've always believed that Grylls is a closet scat lover who, in order to exercise his fetish without criticism created a TV show to make what he was doing seem like some sort of 'survival' tactic, when really it's just a cover-up for his sick fantasies.

User was temp banned for this post.
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
June 18 2011 07:52 GMT
#298
On June 18 2011 16:48 BackHo wrote:
Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal. How is eating shit any worse? What about girls drinking cum? This is terrific news for people with a scat fetish. I've always believed that Grylls is a closet scat lover who, in order to exercise his fetish without criticism created a TV show to make what he was doing seem like some sort of 'survival' tactic, when really it's just a cover-up for his sick fantasies.


I've seen a lot of ridiculous trolling on the internet, but I think this one takes the cake.
Write your own song!
W2
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1177 Posts
June 18 2011 07:52 GMT
#299
On June 18 2011 16:48 Bout2plucku wrote:
hasnt taco bell been doing this for years?


OH my goodness this made me laugh so hard.
Hi
Hairy
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1169 Posts
June 18 2011 07:54 GMT
#300
Surprised it hadnt happened already tbh, I don't see the big deal.

Vegetarians are busy eating veggies grown on land fertilised by manure. What's the difference? Plants People extract the nutrients from manure, then plants people turn those nutrients into something tasty and edible.

Honestly, people happily eat crap like hotdogs and they're like 12% "meat" (i.e. disgusting scraps of flesh ground and mashed up), and 88% filler. Most delicious sweets we eat (and the coatings of medicine tablets) are made from gelatine; a substance obtained from grinding up and cooking pig/cow skin and bones. Many cheeses are made from adding mould to the mix and leaving it for a couple of months to mature. I could go on, but you get the idea - lots of the foods we eat have disgusting origins, but the final product can be oh-so tasty.
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits
TeWy
Profile Joined December 2009
France714 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 08:05:05
June 18 2011 07:58 GMT
#301
Because of nazi porn, I thought Japan already hit rock bottom of decadence.

But little did I know about shit burger.
stevarius
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1394 Posts
June 18 2011 08:00 GMT
#302
Wouldn't eat it because I'm willing to bet it doesn't taste nearly as good.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AlecPyron
Profile Joined May 2010
United States131 Posts
June 18 2011 08:03 GMT
#303
Well, if this process is cheap, I can see the food industry try to silently slip this technique in our food chain. They already do sly processes with burgers and nuggets. That's just the natural follow-up.
anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
June 18 2011 08:06 GMT
#304
(in couple years)better stay out of fast food restaurant in Japan if you are afraid of this crap.
rebuffering
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2436 Posts
June 18 2011 08:13 GMT
#305
I would never eat it, but they could feed the poor with it, and just not tell them its poo. if its not making you sick, then whats the harm.
http://www.twitch.tv/rebufferingg
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
June 18 2011 08:18 GMT
#306
It's kind of disgusting but this could actually be really helpful if it ever becomes cheaper.. Anyway, I'm already drinking recycled sewage water here in Singapore so I guess I wouldn't mind trying it. If they can make it it tastes good, be healthy, environmentally friendly, and affordable, this could the future man!
Nate.F
Profile Joined April 2011
918 Posts
June 18 2011 08:22 GMT
#307
Well, scientists have gotten clean water from waste water through reverse osmosis, distillation, et cetera. And they don't taste half-bad, in fact they taste pretty good.

I'd expect the same with this, so yeah I'll take it.
TeWy
Profile Joined December 2009
France714 Posts
June 18 2011 08:23 GMT
#308
On June 18 2011 17:18 madnessman wrote:
It's kind of disgusting but this could actually be really helpful if it ever becomes cheaper.. Anyway, I'm already drinking recycled sewage water here in Singapore so I guess I wouldn't mind trying it. If they can make it it tastes good, be healthy, environmentally friendly, and affordable, this could the future man!


What future ?
It's plain disgusting and goes against all ethics.

Plus there are no creation of proteins or lipids, so it will never solve human hunger.
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
June 18 2011 08:27 GMT
#309
Hah finally all the environmentalists are going to be put to the test. Love the Earth you say? Love it enough to eat shit?
OMG you nasty gurl
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 08:34:14
June 18 2011 08:33 GMT
#310
If real meat costs more than 20 times the price of poop meat, I... might consider it.
Brood War loyalist
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
June 18 2011 08:36 GMT
#311
On June 18 2011 17:27 Kuja900 wrote:
Hah finally all the environmentalists are going to be put to the test. Love the Earth you say? Love it enough to eat shit?


Most of them already love it enough to leave their shit in the toilet for weeks before flushing it down in order to conserve water.

Seriously, what is the big deal? Years ago humans cannibalised other humans in most primitive cultures although it is considered against ethics today. The French eat snails and Japanese eat whale penises. Non-Muslims eat pork (ohh the disgust and horror). It has been scientifically shown that the amount of bacteria and shit on the average computer keyboard is worse than a toilet seat, so technically you are eating shit each time you don't wash your hands before eating.
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
June 18 2011 08:36 GMT
#312
On June 18 2011 16:58 TeWy wrote:
Because of nazi porn, I thought Japan already hit rock bottom of decadence.

But little did I know about shit burger.


Where can I find some of this Nazi porn?
MrPiccolo
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom16 Posts
June 18 2011 08:37 GMT
#313
I don't think this is real. On the fridge door in one shot the label says "shit burger".
AlienAlias
Profile Joined June 2009
United States324 Posts
June 18 2011 08:40 GMT
#314
I don't see why it's so horrifying. I would eat it. Every bit of matter on this planet has been recycled for millions of years. I am eating dinosaur poop now, why not eat human poop tomorrow? This is, of course, assuming that with proper science it does not look, smell, nor taste like poop, and has no harmful bacteria or other possible health issues.
Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
June 18 2011 08:42 GMT
#315
My god, I think I just threw up a little inside my mouth. I wouldn't eat that even if I was paid to.
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 09:12:34
June 18 2011 08:50 GMT
#316
I dunno if anyone noticed this yet but 1:34 read the label

+ Show Spoiler +
SHIT BURGER hahahahah



Things that instantly came to mind: Soylent green, Cannibalism (how people literally get holes in their brain and go crazy from it), disgusting.
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
June 18 2011 08:56 GMT
#317
On June 18 2011 17:50 SpoR wrote:
I dunno if anyone noticed this yet but 1:34 read the label

+ Show Spoiler +
SHIT BURGER hahahahah


You're probably the first person in this entire thread to have noticed it. Nobody in any of the other pages has even pointed it out several times per page.
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5281 Posts
June 18 2011 09:07 GMT
#318
this can only be made from the waste of the people who eat regular food.
it can not be made from the waste of the people that eat this ...shit, so it doesnt solve anything. it could only prolong the inevitable.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
Hister
Profile Joined June 2010
United States89 Posts
June 18 2011 09:12 GMT
#319
This is kinda cool I think this will be used in space were they attempt to reuse everything they can I wounder how much shit it takes to make a ounce of meat though.
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
June 18 2011 09:14 GMT
#320
Noo they take away my favorite dish
En Taro Violet
Robstickle
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain406 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 09:34:42
June 18 2011 09:31 GMT
#321
Strangely enough, the only featured research on the Okayama Laboratory website is something to do with superconductors. This is pretty much a hoax.

Oh and searching the university for Mitsuyuki Ikeda brings up 0 results.

As a matter of fact, ignoring a whole load of terrible news sites (the best of which being The Daily Mail) there's literally nothing to back this story up.
GGitsJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
New Zealand426 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 09:36:06
June 18 2011 09:34 GMT
#322
Fuck, if I didn't know it was made of shit, I probably wouldn't have cared anyways and think its pretty nice.

Now that I know, cannot unsee O_O

+ Show Spoiler +
alot of potential puns as well :D "What the fuck is this shit?" "This is bullshit" "It's probably gonna be crap anyways"
"A reason becomes an excuse if you don't do anything about it."
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
June 18 2011 09:37 GMT
#323
If it tastes good, then why not?
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
Ponyo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1231 Posts
June 18 2011 09:49 GMT
#324
i love how the side bar cuts it off PERFECTLY meat created from human.... god so perfect. And uh the poor people can be fed that ok? solves that problem.
ponyo.848
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
June 18 2011 09:52 GMT
#325
Hahaha, Japan for the win! :D

I'd definitely give it a shot.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Nuri
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand280 Posts
June 18 2011 09:56 GMT
#326
On June 18 2011 18:37 LittLeD wrote:
If it tastes good, then why not?

have fun eating peoples shit.
The biggest risk in life is not taking any risks at all
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
June 18 2011 09:58 GMT
#327
This is one of those food horror stories that pops up on news sites every few months...

It's been around for ages, the earliest reference to this that I could find is from 1997...

So everyone relax already ~~
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
TeWy
Profile Joined December 2009
France714 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 09:59:46
June 18 2011 09:59 GMT
#328
On June 18 2011 18:52 Holgerius wrote:
Hahaha, Japan for the win! :D

I'd definitely give it a shit.



Fixed
maltyyyy
Profile Joined January 2011
United States4 Posts
June 18 2011 10:01 GMT
#329
im assuming the waste would be from public sewage. my only question is, would diseases be transferrable? i dont want a plate of hiv/aids steak.

my solution: healthy unemployed people are designated crappers.
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."
SpiffD
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1264 Posts
June 18 2011 10:06 GMT
#330
On June 18 2011 17:36 BackHo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 17:27 Kuja900 wrote:
Hah finally all the environmentalists are going to be put to the test. Love the Earth you say? Love it enough to eat shit?


Most of them already love it enough to leave their shit in the toilet for weeks before flushing it down in order to conserve water.

Seriously, what is the big deal? Years ago humans cannibalised other humans in most primitive cultures although it is considered against ethics today. The French eat snails and Japanese eat whale penises. Non-Muslims eat pork (ohh the disgust and horror). It has been scientifically shown that the amount of bacteria and shit on the average computer keyboard is worse than a toilet seat, so technically you are eating shit each time you don't wash your hands before eating.


Do you even know what technically means? Because you're not technically eating shit if you ingest bacteria from feces.

Also, Jews don't eat pork.

I think it's great people are trying to come up with solutions to meet the demands of future meat consumption.
Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit
heroyi
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1064 Posts
June 18 2011 10:20 GMT
#331
hahaha

the fridge was labeled "shit burger"
lol

Anyway, some of those pics of the meat didn't look like well meat.
wat wat in my pants
DerBeefman
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany226 Posts
June 18 2011 10:32 GMT
#332
omg thats so disgusting I would never ever eat something like that, although saving our climate is important but man there are better solutions than excrement burgers

The best thing in the video was the pop-up box at the end saying "so will begetarian poop be turned into veggie tard burgers?" :D
extended thermal lances aka extended imbalances
Lobo2me
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway1213 Posts
June 18 2011 10:45 GMT
#333
On June 18 2011 18:58 101TFP wrote:
This is one of those food horror stories that pops up on news sites every few months...

It's been around for ages, the earliest reference to this that I could find is from 1997...

So everyone relax already ~~

More like it poops up on news sites ;D

If it was possible, I'd wonder how long you'd be able to recycle it before the amount of useful stuff was gone, maybe it would be similar to Zeno's paradox.
Bad manners are better than no manners at all.
HeIios
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden2523 Posts
June 18 2011 10:54 GMT
#334
Yeah I don't know, we drink water that someone/something has pissed in thanks to water processing/purification. If it comes to the point that protein is so scarce that we need alternatives like this to stay alive I will without a doubt. As long as there are no health risks.
Krehlmar
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1149 Posts
June 18 2011 10:55 GMT
#335
On June 18 2011 18:56 Nuri wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 18:37 LittLeD wrote:
If it tastes good, then why not?

have fun eating peoples shit.

because you do know that fields are nourished by cow and human shit anyway?

I mean chemically it's the same thing, protein from your shit goes into the soil, from the soil comes soy or whatever vegetable or hay that is then fed to the cows which you eat.
It's just removing the middleman.
My Comment Doesnt Matter Because No One Reads It
Maskedsatyr
Profile Joined September 2010
Singapore1245 Posts
June 18 2011 10:59 GMT
#336
Sure why not we people in Singapore already drnik recycled water.
"Don't believe in you who believes in me, don't believe in me who believes in you, believe in you...who believes in yourself!"
Averse
Profile Joined April 2011
United States40 Posts
June 18 2011 11:01 GMT
#337
ZENEX Byun would be proud...
Ajunta
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany522 Posts
June 18 2011 14:26 GMT
#338
I would eat it.

I mean think about it, this actually makes humans almost self-sufficient. This could have major implications on the adaptability of our race. Major props to those guys.
Bring on the poop-burger!
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10537 Posts
June 18 2011 14:31 GMT
#339
Is there any sentence scarier than "Japanese scientists have discovered.."

From Real Time with Bill Maher
Remaker12
Profile Joined June 2011
United States105 Posts
June 18 2011 16:47 GMT
#340
On June 18 2011 06:36 Triscuit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 06:29 aike wrote:
Did you guys know that a common ingredient in energy drinks "Taurine" is actually from Bull piss? (tauren + urine = taurine)... true story. Think about that before you discredit this idea


I don't know if that was joking or what, but...

That's not true. Please don't spread misinformation.



How about you take your own advice. Taurine is commonly found in teh small intestine, where urine is stored. Taurine was named after it's discovery in ox urine.

Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
June 18 2011 18:04 GMT
#341
This would only have practical value if it was like 10 times cheaper than regular meat. But the guy in the video seems to indicate that its actually more expensive to produce than meat. So there is really no point in eating your own feces, even if your poor.
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
BurgerToss
Profile Joined May 2011
United States10 Posts
June 18 2011 18:11 GMT
#342
You'd feed this to your pet?! D:
Burg!
Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
June 18 2011 18:18 GMT
#343
he calls it the "turd burger"
not helping... -_-"
[~~The Impossible Leads To Invention~~] CJ Entusman #52 The problem with internet quotations is that they are hard to verify -Abraham Lincoln c.1863
Excessive
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark151 Posts
June 18 2011 18:37 GMT
#344
I don't think I would be able to make myself eat something like this. I do have some body building mates though who would be very much interested in the high protein percentage.
Werk
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States294 Posts
June 18 2011 18:39 GMT
#345
Only japan would spend money on this kind of weird ass research....WTF JAPAN
Do Werk Son
Frozzen
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden73 Posts
June 18 2011 18:59 GMT
#346
I'll make one simple comment:

+ Show Spoiler +
"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a night. But set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life"
sceroh
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium182 Posts
June 18 2011 19:07 GMT
#347
well once the population reaches a critical number where our earth cannot supply us with enough food,
this would be an option even though there is a huge psychological barrier since in every culture excrements are considered as disgusting. (i.e. French eat snails,in asian countries they eat insects )
Drium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States888 Posts
June 18 2011 19:15 GMT
#348
I don't understand people's overreactions. It's not like there is actual shit in the meat, it's synthesized from the proteins in human waste. It would be no different from any other kind of artificial meat as the source of the protein is irrelevant.

I'd imagine it's much more sanitary/less disgusting than most of the food you already eat. You'd get more actual poop from rat droppings in cereal.
KwanROLLLLLLLED
Maginor
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway505 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 19:21:38
June 18 2011 19:21 GMT
#349
If you grow grass in human feces, then let a cow eat that grass, then nobody would object to eating the meat of that cow. This is just a different way of extracting the same proteines.
Rembot
Profile Joined March 2011
United States137 Posts
June 18 2011 19:38 GMT
#350
It's just a bunch of dense, closely packed bacteria cultures grown in a lab. They got the bacterium from poop, so what? Poop is around 33% bacteria, 33% digested food, and 33% dead skin cells. They're just extracting the "good stuff" that we can eat.

When you look at the cellular level, cooked muscle and fat cells aren't going to be very different from this "bacteria brick" that they've made edible and nutritious. I say more power to them, if the cost comes down far enough this could be the answer to a lot of our 3rd world food issues.
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..... banana phone!"
dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
June 18 2011 19:47 GMT
#351
If this mystery meat can feed starving people who would otherwise have nothing to eat, it's viable as a nutritional supplement and could aid in alleviating world hunger, but only if it can easily distributed to those who need it. As for those who can afford to eat real beef, I don't think they'd buy this stuff knowing where it comes from.

Also, from the sound of things, all you really need is a protein rich "substance" in this process. I wonder if this process could be applied to other sources of protein that are less shitty. Hemp grown in compost made with sewage, for example.

I think I need to go and read up on exactly how this works.
twitch.tv/duttroach
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 19:49:50
June 18 2011 19:49 GMT
#352
I want to point out that THIS is not the only way one can solve the food problem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_meat

Above do not have the benefit of "shit recycling", I guess, but then I am sure there'll be much better and useful method of using the human excrement (like biofuel, as some guy mentioned before).
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Spitfire
Profile Joined September 2009
South Africa442 Posts
June 18 2011 19:53 GMT
#353
wtf, I've been waiting ages for them to find a way to synthesize meat and the best they come up with is making it from human feces.

That aint gonna solve anything cause no one's gonna eat that s**t
Airstrike
Profile Joined March 2010
United Kingdom50 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 20:13:09
June 18 2011 20:09 GMT
#354
I'd love it if they marketed this stuff with exactly the same naming policies they show here.

The packet he pulls out of the fridge @ 1:46 is aptly labelled "SHIT BURGER".
Swwww
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Switzerland812 Posts
June 18 2011 20:29 GMT
#355
I aint eating no shit lmao
"What is this TeamSupportGroup?" - mahnini.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
June 19 2011 00:55 GMT
#356
I don't... really see the point to be honest.
You can only do it once probably, because once you shit it out again, there can't be all that much good stuff in it left.
I wonder what a vegetarians standpoint on this would be.. On one side.. it's just poo. On the other, it's the poo of a man who ate an animal. Hmm.

This could be the key to solve the vegetarianism that's been corrupting so many minds since the 20th century.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 01:41:01
June 19 2011 01:39 GMT
#357
Why not try it.

Tap water starts out full of poop anyway until it is treated, this is no different. And about that swimming pool......
Frigo
Profile Joined August 2009
Hungary1023 Posts
June 19 2011 01:49 GMT
#358
I sincerely hope they will call this artificial meat Soylent Brown
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Treasure_Chest
Moldwood
Profile Joined April 2011
United States280 Posts
June 19 2011 03:05 GMT
#359
Wait... Wait.... WTF?!?!?! OK I want to believe that this is a joke. And it's not hard to believe this when you pause at 1:34 you will see that the fridge is simply label'd "SHIT BURGER" Whaaaat the hellllllllll
"You drone I void ray I win" --oGsMC
j3i
Profile Joined February 2011
United States357 Posts
June 19 2011 03:06 GMT
#360
Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and OK for you.
I am an idiot who knows only about gaming, so there is nothing private to talk about to begin with. - Bisu
HellRoxYa
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden1614 Posts
June 19 2011 03:08 GMT
#361
On June 19 2011 04:38 Rembot wrote:
It's just a bunch of dense, closely packed bacteria cultures grown in a lab. They got the bacterium from poop, so what? Poop is around 33% bacteria, 33% digested food, and 33% dead skin cells. They're just extracting the "good stuff" that we can eat.

When you look at the cellular level, cooked muscle and fat cells aren't going to be very different from this "bacteria brick" that they've made edible and nutritious. I say more power to them, if the cost comes down far enough this could be the answer to a lot of our 3rd world food issues.


No, it wont be. People don't eat poop. Even if you actually got starving africans eating poop, it'd be like "Here you go, eat some shit". It's just not good PR.
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
June 19 2011 03:14 GMT
#362
Fuck the environmental implications, that just cool no matter how you slice it. The question is though, is it cost efficient?
Entusman #54 (-_-) ||"Gold is for the Mistress-Silver for the Maid-Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall, But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all|| "Optimism is Cowardice."- Oswald Spengler
Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
June 19 2011 03:18 GMT
#363
I wonder what piss can be made into.
LoLAdriankat
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4307 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 03:26:28
June 19 2011 03:25 GMT
#364
On June 19 2011 12:18 Arthemesia wrote:
I wonder what piss can be made into.

Water.

The people saying that this is basically taking out the middle man (the cow) have a point, but I'm one of those people that eats food for enjoyment. I'm too old fashioned to eat some sort of pure protein thing, I'd rather eat a dry aged USDA prime ribeye steak. Horray for being a first world citizen.
[Tribes]
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada61 Posts
June 19 2011 03:33 GMT
#365
Oddly, this doesn't bother me. I'd try it!
wdup
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 19 2011 03:45 GMT
#366
On June 18 2011 17:50 SpoR wrote:
I dunno if anyone noticed this yet but 1:34 read the label

+ Show Spoiler +
SHIT BURGER hahahahah



Things that instantly came to mind: Soylent green, Cannibalism (how people literally get holes in their brain and go crazy from it), disgusting.


hhahahaha oh shit

so this is fake?

what tv channel is that!?
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
zook
Profile Joined May 2007
United States19 Posts
June 19 2011 03:46 GMT
#367
This is the first time I've actually chuckled due to the term "Turd Burger"
Nice to have a fan!
Tweleve
Profile Joined March 2011
United States644 Posts
June 19 2011 03:54 GMT
#368
On June 19 2011 12:46 zook wrote:
This is the first time I've actually chuckled due to the term "Turd Burger"


Or Turd Burglar o.O
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
drlame
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden574 Posts
June 19 2011 04:15 GMT
#369
Poopfeast420 might become more literal than intended...
Darth Vader
Profile Joined June 2011
United States50 Posts
June 19 2011 04:54 GMT
#370
Jesus.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 05:03:01
June 19 2011 05:01 GMT
#371
On June 19 2011 12:18 Arthemesia wrote:
I wonder what piss can be made into.

astronauts already use pee to drink in space through some machine IIRC.
also, wouldn't this hit some kind of diminishing returns at some point? since you're eating 1/3 of it every time...and so on. Now i just realized...do astronauts poo and what do they do with it...what a thread
skatbone
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1005 Posts
June 19 2011 05:03 GMT
#372
On June 19 2011 12:45 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2011 17:50 SpoR wrote:
I dunno if anyone noticed this yet but 1:34 read the label

+ Show Spoiler +
SHIT BURGER hahahahah



Things that instantly came to mind: Soylent green, Cannibalism (how people literally get holes in their brain and go crazy from it), disgusting.


hhahahaha oh shit

so this is fake?

what tv channel is that!?


Yea, I've been thinking this was fake too. I was following this thread at first but I haven't read the last ten pages or so.

I can't find any other reputable news sources commenting on this story. And Yahoo news is, imo, only somewhat credible. We also don't know anything about who made the video...what outlet? The video is just plain funny. I can't take it seriously so I'm skeptical at this point.

I also googled feces and burger and scientist, then I translated it into Japanese. There are some Japanese sources reporting this, but again, I wasn't clear on their sources.

tl;dr I think the science is possible and I think it is reasonable so long as it can be made cost effective. However, given the lack of reporting on this coupled with the fact that the video is essentially sourceless, authorless, and hilarious, I don't believe this is true,
Mercurial#1193
skatbone
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1005 Posts
June 19 2011 05:07 GMT
#373
Oh yea, what about that ridiculous hand he uses as his pointer! The hand with the painted nails. That thing is f'in hilarious.
Mercurial#1193
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
June 19 2011 05:13 GMT
#374
this brings new meaning to "eating like shit".
liftlift > tsm
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
June 19 2011 05:19 GMT
#375
we wont be able to use "eat shit" to tell someone to fuck off anymore

im against this
BlackMagister
Profile Joined October 2008
United States5834 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 05:27:01
June 19 2011 05:25 GMT
#376
Well I suppose I'm dumb for thinking this is real when I saw where this was already done. Two people mentioned "Yes Men" and here is the video where they present "shit burgers" as a solution to solve third world hunger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_nNemsNT8
I guess I'm not sure if it's real or not still, but if there is a source that just doesn't end up linking back to Yahoo that would be nice.
SharkSpider
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada606 Posts
June 19 2011 05:26 GMT
#377
Eat tasty stuff that you know was made from poo, and that represents a significant means of reducing waste.

or

Eat less healthy, somewhat more tasty stuff that comes from an animal that represents the most wasteful process that takes up a numerically significant portion of the world's total food production.


Provided the technology can be optimized, the environmental, moral and health choice is obvious.
Babaganoush
Profile Joined November 2010
United States626 Posts
June 19 2011 05:34 GMT
#378
It's like water world, except the other way around....

I would never try this... and can feel my stomach churning after watching that...
Stick a fork in those buns.
thoradycus
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia3262 Posts
June 19 2011 05:51 GMT
#379
the ppl at 2G1C would be ecstatic.
Moldwood
Profile Joined April 2011
United States280 Posts
June 19 2011 17:22 GMT
#380
On June 19 2011 12:18 Arthemesia wrote:
I wonder what piss can be made into.


LOL I like to imagine Bear Grylls just poking his head into this forum like, "Whoa wait, what are we talkin about in here??" (he'd be VERY intrigued by the subject)
"You drone I void ray I win" --oGsMC
Moldwood
Profile Joined April 2011
United States280 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 17:26:29
June 19 2011 17:26 GMT
#381
repost fail
"You drone I void ray I win" --oGsMC
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
June 19 2011 17:27 GMT
#382
nom nom
Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
Spacely
Profile Joined March 2011
United States108 Posts
June 19 2011 22:14 GMT
#383
We live on a Planet that is vast with many different vegetation's, nuts, legumes, meat and many other edible things and people decide that we need to eat our poop to get rid of it.. no.
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
June 19 2011 22:17 GMT
#384
On June 20 2011 07:14 Spacely wrote:
We live on a Planet that is vast with many different vegetation's, nuts, legumes, meat and many other edible things and people decide that we need to eat our poop to get rid of it.. no.


They're not eating shit, if you read the thread you would have known this, instead you skimmed it and posted.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
thekoven
Profile Joined July 2010
United States128 Posts
June 19 2011 22:21 GMT
#385
"Shit Burger"
twitch.tv/thekoven
SaYyId
Profile Joined August 2010
Portugal277 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 22:29:37
June 19 2011 22:28 GMT
#386
Some comments in this thread just showcase the inevitable trait of humanity: reluctance to what is new. If you watched the video and read the description properly you'd know that all the "shitty" parts of the sewage mud had been removed, leaving only the nutrients. No fucking problem in that is there? It has the same organic constitution as the food we eat everyday, so why say "ew it's shit i'm not eating that". Get a rational mindset please, as it is required by your (usually) inherent sapiency.
No Strings. No attachments.
Eleaven
Profile Joined September 2010
772 Posts
June 19 2011 22:34 GMT
#387
I'd eat it.

It's pretty much exactly what i eat now, just from a different source.

Remember that burger your eating is formed from the meat off a cows ass anyway, but it doesnt taste like shit either.

Highly refined, any "fecal matter" removed, its just protein, and nutrients.

Get a grip TL..
Doppelganger
Profile Joined May 2010
488 Posts
June 19 2011 22:45 GMT
#388
On June 20 2011 07:34 Eleaven wrote:
I'd eat it.

It's pretty much exactly what i eat now, just from a different source.

Remember that burger your eating is formed from the meat off a cows ass anyway, but it doesnt taste like shit either.

Highly refined, any "fecal matter" removed, its just protein, and nutrients.

Get a grip TL..


LOL. Yeah, considering what we already eat and how it is produced.... can't be any worse can it? I mean we pretty much eat anything already so ... whatever. Depending on the looks and smell I might try it.
Khenra
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands885 Posts
June 19 2011 22:50 GMT
#389
Every time I see this thread on the side bar I feel disgusted. We are seriously considering this?

I mean, I do enjoy certain types of meat that are only actually 50% meat and 50% something inidentified. But still, this is going too far.

Bleeergh. Blaaargh.
This signature is ruining eSports.
Xenization
Profile Joined June 2011
United States6 Posts
June 19 2011 22:51 GMT
#390
This is honestly the most disgusting thing that I will read all day. I can't believe someone paid to see if this was possible. Some things should just be left to the imagination.
It's like a wave of pure stupid
StrikeNova
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada47 Posts
June 19 2011 22:54 GMT
#391
I would totally eat it if nobody told me what it is, EVER!
other than that, I think the psychological barrier of people eating their own poop is going to be extremely difficult, if not impossible to break down.
Speed of stupid is faster than speed of thought, which is proven when people type dumb stuff in chat
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
June 19 2011 22:56 GMT
#392
ah the joy of being a vegetarian... i will continue to enjoy my meat, while vegetarians can eat my shitburgers :D
R1cE
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States59 Posts
June 19 2011 22:58 GMT
#393
Burgers today are pretty much processed crap. This is kind of like the same thing except better for the environment. But realistically I could only see this doing well in third world and developing countries if they can price this meat lower than regular meat.............just dont tell then what it is
FeastOfThePoops
Profile Joined May 2011
149 Posts
June 19 2011 23:07 GMT
#394
A feast of the poops.
tQDanTe
Profile Joined January 2008
United States270 Posts
June 19 2011 23:28 GMT
#395
2 girls 1 cup did it, just saying.
UniqueKnowledge on PSN; Sup
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
June 19 2011 23:32 GMT
#396
On June 20 2011 07:58 R1cE wrote:
Burgers today are pretty much processed crap. This is kind of like the same thing except better for the environment. But realistically I could only see this doing well in third world and developing countries if they can price this meat lower than regular meat.............just dont tell then what it is


I had no idea that when I buy ground beef at the market it is actually processed crap. How enlightening!
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Okiesmokie
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada379 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-19 23:41:23
June 19 2011 23:39 GMT
#397
Say the entire world started only eating this meat, and no actual meat. Wouldn't the amount of protein in the feces we would produce start to degrade after a certain amount of these "Eat poop meat -> poop -> process into meat -> eat poop meat" cycles? Thus impacting the quality, or quantity of the meat able to be produced?
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
June 19 2011 23:44 GMT
#398
I dont know what to think about this. On one end were solving world hunger. On the other end, they're eating shit.
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
June 19 2011 23:54 GMT
#399
I'd try it. Why not?
Goldfish300
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom40 Posts
June 19 2011 23:58 GMT
#400
Assuming this isn't some sort of hoax, I think it's fantastic. Although it is made from reprocessed waste, it is still made of the same stuff that we are and that our food is made of.

It is not made from poo, it is made from atoms and molecules, like everything else is. It isn't magically dirty or harmful once it has been through us. Remember, the matter that makes us has been around since time began and has been thousands of different things in the past, including other creatures poo.

Assuming it didn't taste like crappy reformed ham slices or so called 'cheese slices' but tastes like an actual good quality steak, I would be happy.
You are what you eat, You are what you think, You are what you do. Remember that.
Retgery
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1229 Posts
June 19 2011 23:58 GMT
#401
Isn't this cannibalism?
Fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
Goldfish300
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom40 Posts
June 20 2011 00:01 GMT
#402
On June 20 2011 08:58 Retgery wrote:
Isn't this cannibalism?

Lol no. It isn't eating human flesh. In a way, it's no different to drinking water distilled from someones urine. Certainly not cannibalism.
You are what you eat, You are what you think, You are what you do. Remember that.
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
June 20 2011 00:03 GMT
#403
On June 20 2011 08:39 Okiesmokie wrote:
Say the entire world started only eating this meat, and no actual meat. Wouldn't the amount of protein in the feces we would produce start to degrade after a certain amount of these "Eat poop meat -> poop -> process into meat -> eat poop meat" cycles? Thus impacting the quality, or quantity of the meat able to be produced?

Luckily, nature reproduces itself.
This would be a manner of cutting back on the amount of farms and pastures needed across the world to supply our meat.
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
jimbob615
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Uruguay455 Posts
June 20 2011 00:06 GMT
#404
good for bodybuilding
Joefish
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany314 Posts
June 20 2011 00:08 GMT
#405
I'd also give it a try if they ensure me that it won't have any negative effects on my health.
And if you can help saving the planet why not eating recycled shit.
Sounds disgusting but eating rotten meat is way more disgusting I think..
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 20 2011 00:11 GMT
#406
Is it possible to use excrement formed from digested turd burgers to make more turd burgers?
MethodSC
Profile Joined December 2010
United States928 Posts
June 20 2011 00:13 GMT
#407
I'd feed this to my pet, that's about it though. Lol... eating your own or another person's feces doesn't sound like a good time even if it doesn't taste bad.
Kaila
Profile Joined June 2011
United States29 Posts
June 20 2011 03:11 GMT
#408
I'd want to wait it out, it sounds like the exposition for a potential "thing"/zombie movie.

"They wanted to save the Earth, so they consumed their byproducts. Little did they know, the bacteria mutated into a substrain that spread like wildfire through the populace, deteriorating their mental processing and warping their minds into a mass hysteria of hyper cannibalism."

Or, gets into the water and brings the dead back to life a la Return of the Living Dead.
Zulf
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia45 Posts
June 20 2011 03:31 GMT
#409
uhh disgusting, would not try this.
iMMvp #1
Rembot
Profile Joined March 2011
United States137 Posts
June 20 2011 03:52 GMT
#410
On June 19 2011 12:08 HellRoxYa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2011 04:38 Rembot wrote:
It's just a bunch of dense, closely packed bacteria cultures grown in a lab. They got the bacterium from poop, so what? Poop is around 33% bacteria, 33% digested food, and 33% dead skin cells. They're just extracting the "good stuff" that we can eat.

When you look at the cellular level, cooked muscle and fat cells aren't going to be very different from this "bacteria brick" that they've made edible and nutritious. I say more power to them, if the cost comes down far enough this could be the answer to a lot of our 3rd world food issues.


No, it wont be. People don't eat poop. Even if you actually got starving africans eating poop, it'd be like "Here you go, eat some shit". It's just not good PR.


Nice response, you actually addressed nothing in my post, just started moaning "NO, U WRONG" about one statement I made.

And people do definitely eat poop. Animals do too. You not liking it won't make it go away. We've been spoiled for the past few centuries, and when the shit hits the fan (lol), you better believe you'll be eating crap with the rest of the world if it's an option.
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..... banana phone!"
FaZe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada472 Posts
June 20 2011 04:07 GMT
#411
It's a hoax - google it
"Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none."
reneg
Profile Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 04:41:58
June 20 2011 04:39 GMT
#412
On June 20 2011 13:07 FaZe wrote:
It's a hoax - google it


because of you, i did google it...but don't see anything showing it's a hoax? i even found a link to international business times?

Unless that's like the onion and is a fake newspaper??.

Edit: And Fox News?

Edit 2: Anyway, while i feel like i personally wouldn't want to eat it, it's definitely something that could be used to combat hunger in the 3rd world, if there were a way to make things substantially cheaper.

If i were faced with STARVING to death, or eating this meat, i'd definitely try the meat
moose...indian
PaqMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1475 Posts
June 20 2011 06:59 GMT
#413
Lmao. I like how at 1:34 in the youtube video, it says "shit burger" on the front of the container xD

But yeah, I don't think I would be able to get over the fact that I am stuffing my face with a substance made using someone else's shit.
If it was my shit that I was devouring, then I might consider it.
t(ツ)t
gdroxor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States639 Posts
June 20 2011 07:30 GMT
#414
Protein is protein is protein.
Take the ass out of it and I'd definitely give it a try.
NoodleFish
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa198 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 08:11:12
June 20 2011 08:05 GMT
#415
haha at the trolls who "might try it" you know you would never eat steak made from your own crap, so why in heck would u even consider eating steak made from other peoples' crap? It's just really disgusting... But this whole article mentioned by OP Kinda makes me think of MacDonalds "meat"

Edit 1: How did they get the "testers" to actually eat the "meat"? Surely they only told them what it was after they had actually eaten it?

Edit 2: i have to also acknowledge that in most parts of the world, we recycle sewerage and use it for drinking water anyways...
"He accidentally attacked his own nexus with a probe. Then half way through the game, poof! No more nexus. That's gotta suck!"
xtfftc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2343 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 08:57:04
June 20 2011 08:52 GMT
#416
Mmmm, delicious!

P.S. DO YOU REALISE THIS JUST MADE SPACE TRAVEL ALMOST POSSIBLE?!
Shockk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany2269 Posts
June 20 2011 09:06 GMT
#417
Not sure if this isn't actually a hoax; I'll assume for the sake of this reply it is not.

We're breathing "recycled" air every day, we're drinking water that has passed through large numbers of digestive systems before, our cars/heaters/power plants partially run on fossilized plants and animals. Many crops are manured with ... well, manure, be it human or animal.

If this actually works then it just adds another step of organic "recycling" to the chain, which isn't exactly a bad thing. There are other issues with food most people don't worry about either and happily munch away their steaks, such as antibiotics in animal food or lack of hygiene in the distribution / prepation of food.

I'd probably be hesistant at first as well, who wouldn't be. But there are much more disgusting things considered edible or even delicacies all over the world.
BlackMagister
Profile Joined October 2008
United States5834 Posts
June 20 2011 09:07 GMT
#418
On June 20 2011 13:07 FaZe wrote:
It's a hoax - google it

Well it would be a better post if you just linked it instead of acting smug and telling people to google it... As for googling it there really isn't anything that can prove without a doubt it's a hoax, but there are quite a few who say it is a hoax. Like this guy:


But yeah the main reason this is probably a hoax is because the only source is the youtube video. The rest is just articles linking to each other making it seem like a genuine story.
FudgeMunkey
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia59 Posts
June 20 2011 09:11 GMT
#419
Ha Ha Ha!
That guy is obviously wearing a skin colored (cap)!
And no I wouldn't try this!
Unless its the ONLY thing left to eat!
"Those who brag are the real losers" :D
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
June 20 2011 09:19 GMT
#420
Astronauts drink their own urine, why can't you guys eat your own shit?
orn
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia76 Posts
June 20 2011 09:21 GMT
#421
This could start a chain reaction where each generation is eating each other's shit as they keep recycling it, I don't even want to think about stuff like that.
Hapahauli
Profile Joined May 2009
United States9305 Posts
June 20 2011 09:26 GMT
#422
Soyland Green jokes aside, sounds completely reasonable.

If it tastes like beef, has the same nutritional values (or even healthier!) than beef, than it may as well be beef for all I care. As stated in the article though, price is quite the issue at the moment.
a talking rock that sprouts among the waves woosh
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
June 20 2011 11:04 GMT
#423
On June 20 2011 18:07 BlackMagister wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 13:07 FaZe wrote:
It's a hoax - google it

Well it would be a better post if you just linked it instead of acting smug and telling people to google it... As for googling it there really isn't anything that can prove without a doubt it's a hoax, but there are quite a few who say it is a hoax. Like this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

But yeah the main reason this is probably a hoax is because the only source is the youtube video. The rest is just articles linking to each other making it seem like a genuine story.

Okay, I googled a bit and found out that this story has already been reported in 1997 (!), which is probably the reason why everything looks so old. I found it mentioned in a book review in a SPIEGEL SPECIAL 11/1997. The book, which references this story is by Udo Pollmer, Cornelia Hoicke and Hans-Ulrich Grimm called "Vorsicht Geschmack - Was ist drin in Lebensmitteln?". Now, we could e-mail Mr. Pollmer and ask him about the story and reliable sources.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
BlackMagister
Profile Joined October 2008
United States5834 Posts
June 20 2011 17:51 GMT
#424
Err I can't read German. So I can't really check your sources. Even then I still doubt these few sources are really reliable.
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
June 20 2011 18:13 GMT
#425
I can recommend first-hand that you shouldn't tell people about this story.

I sufficiently grossed out a lot of people, including my girlfriend's parents.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
June 21 2011 06:58 GMT
#426
I emailed Udo Pollmer whether he can confirm this story or have any sources for this and he replied to me. Basically he says that he has a patent from in between 1975 to 1985 lying around somewhere detailing how you can "fish something edible out of the sewers" but to his knowledge there is no technical application or usage of it. Now, if there would be any patent research savvy guy able to find a patent for this, then we could confim the authenticity.
+ Show Spoiler [original German reply] +

"das isn kuriosum. ich hab hier ein patent rumliegen, wie man aus dem Abwasserkanal wieder was eßbares fischen kann. Das ist in der tat eine ziemlich ekelhafte Story. Das Produkt ist natürlich als Stärkungsmittel für Krankenhausinsassen gedacht. Das Patent stammt - sowie ich mich erinnere - aus der Zeit zwischen 1975 und 1985. Damals hat man viel auf diesen Gebieten rumgeforscht. Meines Wissens gibt es aber keine technische Nutzung. Das war nur so ne Erfindung. Wenn die wieder Bedeutung erlangen sollte, dann einerseits aufgrund der günstigen Ökobilanz. Je mehr Scheiße im Essen ist, desto weniger klimaschädlich ist das Produkt. andererseits entspricht die Zusammensetzung menschlicher Fäkalien besser als jedes andere Produkt den Anforderungen der Ernährungsberaterinnen an einen gesunde Kost: kalorienarm, wenig aber wertvolles eiweiß, praktisch kein Fett, voller Vitamine, einiges an Mineralstoffen und reichlich probiotische Keime...
Mahlzeit!
up"
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
neo_sporin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States516 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 08:48:04
June 21 2011 08:45 GMT
#427
Well I guess we are all about to have a...(puts on sunglasses) Poopfeast420.

A bit more on topic though, i wouldnt eat it if i knew what it was, but im a picky eater even when its not feces based. But seriously im just a clean person, not OCD or anything but even in preschool finger painting was the bane of my existence, i just dont like getting dirty and theres no way i would feel clean eating it. Now you can go and tell me the grossness that goes into all the other food i eat ( a teacher in highschool tried to ruin sausage for me) and i may overlook it...but id rather just not know as long as it tastes good.
Rabiator
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany3948 Posts
June 21 2011 09:51 GMT
#428
There is no reason to pull out the "solve the global food crisis" card, simply because we are producing enough food. It is all a matter of distribution and anything like this probably requires lots of energy. So its pretty moot for any country in africa or wherever ...

The REAL use is to create yet another source of food for the soon to be poor people in our "developed" countries like the USA, Europe or even Russia and India.

We really dont need more people on this planet and if some are dying then that is sad, but it is also a part of life. Life and death are inseparable and if too many people live on a piece of land that cant feed them some have to starve. It is the same for animals (when insects are in short supply due to a cold winter for example) and we have to respect nature and accept this fact.
If you cant say what you're meaning, you can never mean what you're saying.
HallBregg
Profile Joined November 2010
134 Posts
June 21 2011 09:52 GMT
#429
This is silly, I rather eat good meat once a weak. Ppl in developed countries should eat least meat anyways.
proves and pilons
FlaminGinjaNinja
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom879 Posts
June 21 2011 10:11 GMT
#430
On June 18 2011 03:57 mastergriggy wrote:
My question is what would vegetarians think about this? Is this considered okay for them to eat?


Im a vegi and tbh, i don't see a problem with as long as they don't put meat in it. It's a difficult one though because it's not meat that your eatting so it is vegetarian but.... I don't think i'll be going to Japan to try some any time soon :s
GinjaNinja.661 EU I'd like to thank my sh*t keyyboard for always messing up my 'Y's
mustache
Profile Joined April 2010
Switzerland309 Posts
June 21 2011 11:11 GMT
#431
what's disgusting about this? we spray cow shit all over our fields, which is used to grow plants, which is fed to animals which we eat. We're eating poop indirectly already. making the process a little faster with science isn't really to bothersome to me
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
June 22 2011 16:32 GMT
#432
Wait.. Would this mean that the human centipede, http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=231206 - would actually work?
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
blk_hwk
Profile Joined April 2011
New Zealand22 Posts
June 22 2011 22:19 GMT
#433
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Hahahaha interesting solution though. If it's the same price as regular meat i dunno why you'd ever go for this alternative
NeXiLe
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada262 Posts
June 22 2011 22:28 GMT
#434
If it were to ever be real, I'd try it. I sincerely doubt this is legitimate in the slightest though.
MERLIN.
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada546 Posts
June 23 2011 00:07 GMT
#435
We all eat hotdogs -.- does anyone really know whats in it, and since everyday we are eating anything and everything thats ever been on earth (shit, people) anything organic has been recycled this process is just a faster version of it, no big deal (though id stay away till it wasnt called feces steak or had that anywhere near the tag) How about, green friendly steak : P haha
"A bullet to the head will solve your problems."
Normal
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 38m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
SC2_NightMare 53
StarCraft: Brood War
Rain 5767
BeSt 1548
Bisu 1546
Barracks 1026
Sea 1003
actioN 510
ggaemo 402
Hyuk 303
ZerO 290
EffOrt 285
[ Show more ]
Pusan 183
PianO 118
Soma 114
ToSsGirL 77
TY 72
sorry 71
Killer 57
Mong 47
Sacsri 34
soO 34
Mini 32
Backho 30
HiyA 25
Noble 16
Movie 12
Free 8
Yoon 8
IntoTheRainbow 6
CasterMuse 0
Larva 0
Dota 2
XcaliburYe240
Counter-Strike
olofmeister2053
shoxiejesuss715
allub366
x6flipin300
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King143
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor196
Other Games
FrodaN3071
ceh9556
Fuzer 173
SortOf164
Pyrionflax41
rGuardiaN23
ZerO(Twitch)16
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
CasterMuse 54
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta17
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV456
Upcoming Events
Wardi Open
38m
Wardi Open
4h 38m
RotterdaM Event
5h 38m
Replay Cast
13h 38m
WardiTV Summer Champion…
1d
RSL Revival
1d 6h
PiGosaur Monday
1d 13h
WardiTV Summer Champion…
2 days
The PondCast
2 days
WardiTV Summer Champion…
3 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
3 days
LiuLi Cup
4 days
Online Event
5 days
SC Evo League
5 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
WardiTV Summer Champion…
6 days
SC Evo League
6 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
6 days
Afreeca Starleague
6 days
Sharp vs Ample
Larva vs Stork
Liquipedia Results

Completed

StarCon 2025 Philadelphia
FEL Cracow 2025
CC Div. A S7

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Qualifiers
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
HCC Europe
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025

Upcoming

ASL Season 20
CSLAN 3
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
WardiTV Summer 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
Roobet Cup 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Disclosure: This page contains affiliate marketing links that support TLnet.

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.