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scatmango2
Profile Joined November 2010
United States408 Posts
March 17 2011 19:47 GMT
#21
Always prefer a stall over a urinal. I'll wait if I have to.
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-17 19:59:37
March 17 2011 19:48 GMT
#22
On March 18 2011 04:38 micronesia wrote:
Don't care which end but I'd prefer not to take the middle in case another person came... to maximize 'spread.'

Reminds me of a time a guy came into the room I was in complaining "When there are five urinals people should go to 1, 3, and 5. I just walked in and there were people at 1 and 4 WTF!?"

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skypig
Profile Joined November 2009
United States237 Posts
March 17 2011 19:48 GMT
#23
I remember once in elementary school some kid pissed all over my leg when he was using the urinal next to me...I recall not being that distraught by it; I just wiped it off with some paper towels or something. Funny stuff.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
March 17 2011 19:48 GMT
#24
I pick corners so I only have to watch 2 sides instead of 3 for ambushes!

I seriously always think of this, I think because of some movie or book where there was a line about picking the corner urinal so you could better avoid someone sneaking up on you.

It usually enters my mind when I m about to choose lol
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SharkSpider
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada606 Posts
March 17 2011 19:49 GMT
#25
Not sure what to vote. For me, I always pick the one on the side of the direction I had to turn to face them. So if I walk in, turn right, and see urinals, I take the right one. Same deal with left.
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
March 17 2011 19:49 GMT
#26
your situation fails to take into account which one is closest to the door.

I always strive for efficiency, and therefore the closest urinal is the best urinal :D
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Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
March 17 2011 19:50 GMT
#27
On March 18 2011 04:48 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
I pick corners so I only have to watch 2 sides instead of 3 for ambushes!

I seriously always think of this, I think because of some movie or book where there was a line about picking the corner urinal so you could better avoid someone sneaking up on you.

It usually enters my mind when I m about to choose lol


Plus you're Jinro. Now that the Starcraft scene has tripled in size, you've got to be extra careful of ambushes. Especially in washrooms. You know how much famous pubic hair sells for on ebay?
skypig
Profile Joined November 2009
United States237 Posts
March 17 2011 19:50 GMT
#28
On March 18 2011 04:48 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
I pick corners so I only have to watch 2 sides instead of 3 for ambushes!


Yeah but the corner leaves you with less ways to get out if someone does go after you...unless you can fight your way out anyway, in which case you shouldn't be too paranoid.
BoldMan
Profile Joined September 2010
United States168 Posts
March 17 2011 19:52 GMT
#29
On March 18 2011 04:37 skypig wrote:
(Sorry girls, this is a man question)


what "girls" are you talking to?
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KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
March 17 2011 19:54 GMT
#30
I pick the one furthest away from the sink, the stalls, and anyone already using a urinal. Urinals by the wall are preferable to those in the middle.
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CookieMaker
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada880 Posts
March 17 2011 19:54 GMT
#31
gotta respect the spread...
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NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7222 Posts
March 17 2011 19:54 GMT
#32
Left is definitely best in that case. Next to wall closest to entrance is always #1 because there is only one other toilet beside your location. Right is OK, since it allows someone else to take left while maintaining the gentleman's agreement of a buffer zone. Middle is just silly.

Almost every guy knows this instinctively.
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Juffalo
Profile Joined August 2010
United States155 Posts
March 17 2011 19:54 GMT
#33
Never the middle one. I always take the one farthest from the door, although I don't know why...
deepfield1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States373 Posts
March 17 2011 19:55 GMT
#34
stall should definitely be an option here
bLuR
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada625 Posts
March 17 2011 19:55 GMT
#35
left, ur half guarded by the wall, and the right one could be stinkier since its next to the toilets
BoldMan
Profile Joined September 2010
United States168 Posts
March 17 2011 19:55 GMT
#36
On March 18 2011 04:48 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
I pick corners so I only have to watch 2 sides instead of 3 for ambushes!

I seriously always think of this, I think because of some movie or book where there was a line about picking the corner urinal so you could better avoid someone sneaking up on you.

It usually enters my mind when I m about to choose lol

no jinro, its because you've developed an anti-flank pro sense
[b] Bold men make bold statements [/b]
Wesso
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands1245 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-17 19:57:49
March 17 2011 19:56 GMT
#37
On March 18 2011 04:41 metaphoR wrote:
i go to the stall to piss so my dick doesnt touch the urinal cakes when i pee


Damn, how short are you?

I'd choose right, not consciously but if I retrace my steps I remember going right (of course barring other men/cleanliness)
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
March 17 2011 19:56 GMT
#38
BRB, writing song about urinal choice and putting it up on youtube for a record deal and millions of views.

"Which urinal should I takeeeeee?"
Hey! Listen!
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
March 17 2011 19:57 GMT
#39
On March 18 2011 04:47 thoraxe wrote:


'nuff said



Was gonna post this. Taking the middle is like flipping off anyone else who comes in.
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NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7222 Posts
March 17 2011 19:57 GMT
#40
http://www.drinknation.com/fun/urinaltest

If you voted middle, I'm sending you to remedial school.
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