• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 09:15
CEST 15:15
KST 22:15
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025)16Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0TL Team Map Contest #5: Presented by Monster Energy6Code S RO8 Preview: herO, Zoun, Bunny, Classic7Code S RO8 Preview: Rogue, GuMiho, Solar, Maru3
Community News
Esports World Cup 2025 - Final Player Roster10Weekly Cups (June 16-22): Clem strikes back1Weekly Cups (June 9-15): herO doubles on GSL week4Firefly suspended by EWC, replaced by Lancer12Classic & herO RO8 Interviews: "I think it’s time to teach [Rogue] a lesson."2
StarCraft 2
General
The SCII GOAT: A statistical Evaluation Esports World Cup 2025 - Final Player Roster Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025) Weekly Cups (June 16-22): Clem strikes back Nexon wins bid to develop StarCraft IP content, distribute Overwatch mobile game
Tourneys
EWC 2025 Online Qualifiers (May 28-June 1, June 21-22) Monday Nights Weeklies RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series WardiTV Mondays Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response Simple Questions Simple Answers [G] Darkgrid Layout
Custom Maps
[UMS] Zillion Zerglings
External Content
Mutation # 479 Worn Out Welcome Mutation # 478 Instant Karma Mutation # 477 Slow and Steady Mutation # 476 Charnel House
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Soma Explains: JaeDong's Defense vs Bisu bonjwa.tv: my AI project that translates BW videos Pro gamer house photos StarCraft & BroodWar Campaign Speedrun Quest
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] ProLeague Bracket Stage - WB Finals & LBR3 [BSL20] ProLeague Bracket Stage - LB Round 4 & 5 [ASL19] Grand Finals
Strategy
I am doing this better than progamers do. Simple Questions, Simple Answers [G] How to get started on ladder as a new Z player
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread What do you want from future RTS games? Beyond All Reason
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Social coupon sites UK Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
SKT1 Classic Fan Club! Maru Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread Korean Music Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NHL Playoffs 2024 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
How Pro Gamers Cope with Str…
TrAiDoS
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Heero Yuy & the Tax…
KrillinFromwales
I was completely wrong ab…
jameswatts
Need Your Help/Advice
Glider
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 32167 users

Poll: 3 Urinals - Page 3

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 11 12 13 Next All
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-17 20:04:20
March 17 2011 19:57 GMT
#41
On March 18 2011 04:38 micronesia wrote:
Don't care which end but I'd prefer not to take the middle in case another person came... to maximize 'spread.'

Reminds me of a time a guy came into the room I was in complaining "When there are five urinals people should go to 1, 3, and 5. I just walked in and there were people at 1 and 4 WTF!?"


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


? :D


I'd take the left one in the corner, too
Kevmeister @ Dota2
Tuthur
Profile Joined July 2010
France985 Posts
March 17 2011 19:58 GMT
#42
my choice depends on the configuration of the room really, I didn't clearly get what the OP proposed but I'd take the right if I came from that angle :

[image loading]

However I'd take the left urinal in that situation (because of the walking distance obviously) :

[image loading]
BoldMan
Profile Joined September 2010
United States168 Posts
March 17 2011 19:58 GMT
#43
why is everyone picking left? are they assuming the sink is to the right of the wall stalls?

arent left and right the same
[b] Bold men make bold statements [/b]
Absolutionn
Profile Joined October 2010
United States512 Posts
March 17 2011 19:58 GMT
#44
Which urinal caaaann I taakkkeee???

I normally take a stall or urinal that is the farthest out or closest to the door, they are alwasy cleaner because less people use them.
Jinro | Idra | Qxc | Select
soujiro75
Profile Joined January 2011
El Salvador43 Posts
March 17 2011 19:59 GMT
#45
On March 18 2011 04:38 micronesia wrote:
Don't care which end but I'd prefer not to take the middle in case another person came... to maximize 'spread.'

Reminds me of a time a guy came into the room I was in complaining "When there are five urinals people should go to 1, 3, and 5. I just walked in and there were people at 1 and 4 WTF!?"

Obligatory:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Anyway, to the point... men's restrooms are one of the most eficient facilities ever created, have you ever seen a line inf front of the men's bathroom? The answer is never... however, this depends on a set of rules, which include respecting other people's personal space... in this case, the most eficient way to maximize it, is by choosing the leftmost urinal, to allow the 1st and 3rd to be alvailable...
I wonder if it's true that the 2nd and 4th are the least used urinals in all restrooms arround the world...
The brave do not fear the grave
RoosterSamurai
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Japan2108 Posts
March 17 2011 20:01 GMT
#46
On March 18 2011 04:59 soujiro75 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 18 2011 04:38 micronesia wrote:
Don't care which end but I'd prefer not to take the middle in case another person came... to maximize 'spread.'

Reminds me of a time a guy came into the room I was in complaining "When there are five urinals people should go to 1, 3, and 5. I just walked in and there were people at 1 and 4 WTF!?"

Obligatory:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Anyway, to the point... men's restrooms are one of the most eficient facilities ever created, have you ever seen a line inf front of the men's bathroom? The answer is never... however, this depends on a set of rules, which include respecting other people's personal space... in this case, the most eficient way to maximize it, is by choosing the leftmost urinal, to allow the 1st and 3rd to be alvailable...
I wonder if it's true that the 2nd and 4th are the least used urinals in all restrooms arround the world...

Well, I think the no-line occurrence at men's rooms relies heavily on, not the infrastructure of our bathroom, but rather our ability to stand while urinating, hence the feasibility of urinals. Whereas women won't have that luxury.
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
March 17 2011 20:01 GMT
#47
On March 18 2011 04:40 Blix wrote:
choosing a urinal is not a cognitive process for me ;-)

You mean not anymore when you get to it?
theBOOCH
Profile Joined November 2010
United States832 Posts
March 17 2011 20:02 GMT
#48
That vid was funny until about the middle when it got really stupid. I think the most important thing about urinal etiquette is to always look straight ahead and never down. If you're looking down, even if you're not looking at anything in particular, you will make yourself and those around you uncomfortable whether you know it on not. If you look straight ahead, there's no way you can be mistaken for looking anywhere untoward, and you won't mistake others in the same way. Oh, and don't fart at the urinal, it's awkward.
If all you're offering is Dos Equis, I will stay thirsty thank you very much.
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-17 20:08:21
March 17 2011 20:03 GMT
#49
Taking the middle is a dick move, so to speak. Urinal etiquette is to pick the one furthest from other pissers. By taking the middle one of three, if someone comes in after you, they must either take one adjacent or go into a stall. Better to pick one on the end if they are all empty.

Edit: Urinal etiquette only applies in the United States. My experience in South America and Europe has been that they are much more relaxed about urinating. In Germany they often have long troughs rather than individual urinals.
Turn off the radio
monkey5476
Profile Joined January 2011
United States133 Posts
March 17 2011 20:05 GMT
#50
I find it hilarious that so many of you are insecure about peeing in public. Who the hell pees in a stall when there is an available urinal, just because they don't want someone peeing next to them? It's really not that awkward of a situation, people pee all the time.
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
March 17 2011 20:05 GMT
#51
I always take the middle one, that way if I 'lose control' I have a shot at landing some urine in the adjacent receptacles, or at least having it absorbed by some fabric instead of spilling onto the floor
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
March 17 2011 20:06 GMT
#52
Who makes up this terrible minority of people taking the middle? Guarantees to screw the next guy out of a comfortable experience. :O
oGm`REM
Profile Joined March 2011
United States870 Posts
March 17 2011 20:07 GMT
#53
I normally take the one nearest to me when I walk in the bathroom. If there is anything but the middle available, I'll just simply wait for someone to finish.
oriGinal Mixers '99 - www.smiteam.net
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10301 Posts
March 17 2011 20:07 GMT
#54
about time we got a serious discussion here

for some reason i always go right, eventough i am a lefty, dunno why :3
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
Neivler
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Norway911 Posts
March 17 2011 20:08 GMT
#55
I would usually take the left up against the wall. I prefer to take the one that is first visible and not next to another man if that is possible.
I pwn noobs
soujiro75
Profile Joined January 2011
El Salvador43 Posts
March 17 2011 20:08 GMT
#56
On March 18 2011 05:01 RoosterSamurai wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 18 2011 04:59 soujiro75 wrote:
On March 18 2011 04:38 micronesia wrote:
Don't care which end but I'd prefer not to take the middle in case another person came... to maximize 'spread.'

Reminds me of a time a guy came into the room I was in complaining "When there are five urinals people should go to 1, 3, and 5. I just walked in and there were people at 1 and 4 WTF!?"

Obligatory:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Anyway, to the point... men's restrooms are one of the most eficient facilities ever created, have you ever seen a line inf front of the men's bathroom? The answer is never... however, this depends on a set of rules, which include respecting other people's personal space... in this case, the most eficient way to maximize it, is by choosing the leftmost urinal, to allow the 1st and 3rd to be alvailable...
I wonder if it's true that the 2nd and 4th are the least used urinals in all restrooms arround the world...

Well, I think the no-line occurrence at men's rooms relies heavily on, not the infrastructure of our bathroom, but rather our ability to stand while urinating, hence the feasibility of urinals. Whereas women won't have that luxury.

...that and the lack of chatter while urinating.
Once I asked why do girls go in couples... one of the most common answer was "because che chat is nice"... however, it's true that they have a lot more technical dificulties, thus, increasing the time spent there... maybe architects and engeneers should consider increasing the number of stalls in women's restrooms (specially, since female humans are more common than males)... ahh, humanity...
The brave do not fear the grave
hidiliho
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada685 Posts
March 17 2011 20:08 GMT
#57
I go middle
I have a dream, that some day I wouldn't see any imba comments in GSL threads.
psychopat
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada417 Posts
March 17 2011 20:14 GMT
#58
The public washroom I use most often has this layout...
[image loading]

In order of preference:
Green - only 2 sides of exposure. People turning into the area see my back and only my back, regardless of which urinal they go to. Also, closest to the sinks if you only consider the "good" spots
Blue - only 2 sides of exposure but it's more exposed than Green. Not a bad choice.
Yellow - Not great. 2 sides of exposure but it's even more exposed than Blue when people are turning that corner.
The other 2 are a last resort. Particularly the bottom one.
Bigpet
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany533 Posts
March 17 2011 20:15 GMT
#59
On March 18 2011 05:08 soujiro75 wrote:
... (specially, since female humans are more common than males)... ahh, humanity...


well, yes in most of the western world but not globally. Globally men are in the majority.
I'm NOT the caster with a similar nick
Oproer
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands108 Posts
March 17 2011 20:16 GMT
#60
I take the middle one to troll my co-workers if I'm at work...
Mostly Harmless
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 11 12 13 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Replay Cast
10:00
StarCraft Evolution League #14
CranKy Ducklings151
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Harstem 352
Lowko223
ProTech65
mcanning 56
Vindicta 19
StarCraft: Brood War
Shuttle 2394
Bisu 2381
EffOrt 1056
actioN 536
Mini 485
Stork 435
BeSt 416
Hyuk 391
GuemChi 291
ZerO 248
[ Show more ]
Snow 243
Hyun 153
Light 134
Pusan 123
Rush 115
Sea.KH 63
Dewaltoss 61
Shinee 59
Backho 56
ToSsGirL 46
[sc1f]eonzerg 39
JYJ38
Aegong 36
Nal_rA 36
Mind 35
sorry 32
Barracks 27
soO 17
Sharp 15
HiyA 11
scan(afreeca) 11
Sacsri 10
Movie 7
ajuk12(nOOB) 6
Noble 5
Terrorterran 4
Zeus 0
Dota 2
Gorgc5540
qojqva1029
XcaliburYe198
Pyrionflax132
Counter-Strike
x6flipin682
byalli206
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King156
Other Games
singsing2247
hiko875
DeMusliM440
B2W.Neo434
crisheroes406
Happy198
Fuzer 196
ArmadaUGS79
QueenE49
ZerO(Twitch)21
KnowMe3
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream25110
PGL Dota 2 - Secondary Stream5480
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV207
League of Legends
• Nemesis2975
• Jankos1635
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Monday
10h 45m
OSC
23h 45m
OSC
1d 2h
Replay Cast
1d 10h
The PondCast
1d 20h
Replay Cast
2 days
HomeStory Cup
2 days
HomeStory Cup
3 days
CSO Cup
4 days
BSL: ProLeague
4 days
[ Show More ]
SOOP
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
HomeStory Cup
4 days
BSL: ProLeague
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Rose Open S1
2025 GSL S2
Heroes 10 EU

Ongoing

JPL Season 2
BSL 2v2 Season 3
BSL Season 20
Acropolis #3
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 2
CSL 17: 2025 SUMMER
Copa Latinoamericana 4
Championship of Russia 2025
RSL Revival: Season 1
Murky Cup #2
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters
CCT Season 2 Global Finals
IEM Melbourne 2025
YaLLa Compass Qatar 2025
PGL Bucharest 2025

Upcoming

CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
K-Championship
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
SEL Season 2 Championship
Esports World Cup 2025
HSC XXVII
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.